Warrior General Games

Make em happen,

You need a way to force those 700 day dots in the retirement homes out!

NO, I love watching the senior circuit guys that hobble out there.

I think this is an attempt to get people to post something bannable...Im not biting.

And wouldn't "career ending" be a good enough description? A dot's life doesn't consist of much more than playing dotball anyways.

Judging from some replays I'm pretty sure a vast majority dabble in porn though...

For every day past 600 the likelihood of having a retirement forcing injury increases by .05% or 100% whichever everyone votes for.....

For every day past 600 the likelihood of your dot spontaneously combusting on the pitch increases by x%. A great reason to watch the PbP.

Training regression! Your dot got injured while training and suffered a serious setback! Lose all your bouns tokens and -5% to all attributes for the next three games!

Concussion Head! You get hit in the head a lot and have subsequently misplaced a piece of AEQ. I bet you left it back in... um... I LIKE SOUP!

Also every 600+ days old dot should be forced to enter a senior league where killing other players is allowed (either barehanded or with weapons).

I want my LB to have roid rage in a shopping mall, and start killing people GTA style

lol

Originally posted by Time Trial
Training regression! Your dot got injured while training and suffered a serious setback! Lose all your bouns tokens and -5% to all attributes for the next three games!

Concussion Head! You get hit in the head a lot and have subsequently misplaced a piece of AEQ. I bet you left it back in... um... I LIKE SOUP!

+1000! Campbell's Chunky!

It would be interesting to see how an offense would run if all the players forgot the play

Originally posted by JBStar23
It would be interesting to see how an offense would run if all the players forgot the play

We already have that--its referred to as peewee and rookie leagues.

Life ending should include red blood splatter on the field.
So Bane can "See dots bleed!"