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Jampy2.0
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Make em happen,

You need a way to force those 700 day dots in the retirement homes out!
 
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NO, I love watching the senior circuit guys that hobble out there.
 
DeeVee8
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I think this is an attempt to get people to post something bannable...Im not biting.
 
DeeVee8
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And wouldn't "career ending" be a good enough description? A dot's life doesn't consist of much more than playing dotball anyways.

Judging from some replays I'm pretty sure a vast majority dabble in porn though...
 
toobad4u_00
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For every day past 600 the likelihood of having a retirement forcing injury increases by .05% or 100% whichever everyone votes for.....
 
Coutinho
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For every day past 600 the likelihood of your dot spontaneously combusting on the pitch increases by x%. A great reason to watch the PbP.

 
Time Trial
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Training regression! Your dot got injured while training and suffered a serious setback! Lose all your bouns tokens and -5% to all attributes for the next three games!

Concussion Head! You get hit in the head a lot and have subsequently misplaced a piece of AEQ. I bet you left it back in... um... I LIKE SOUP!
 
DarkPraetor
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Also every 600+ days old dot should be forced to enter a senior league where killing other players is allowed (either barehanded or with weapons).
 
Achelon
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I want my LB to have roid rage in a shopping mall, and start killing people GTA style
 
FluffyCatGod
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lol
 
DeeVee8
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Originally posted by Time Trial
Training regression! Your dot got injured while training and suffered a serious setback! Lose all your bouns tokens and -5% to all attributes for the next three games!

Concussion Head! You get hit in the head a lot and have subsequently misplaced a piece of AEQ. I bet you left it back in... um... I LIKE SOUP!


+1000! Campbell's Chunky!
 
JBStar23
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It would be interesting to see how an offense would run if all the players forgot the play
 
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Originally posted by JBStar23
It would be interesting to see how an offense would run if all the players forgot the play


We already have that--its referred to as peewee and rookie leagues.
 
RiverRat2
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Life ending should include red blood splatter on the field.
So Bane can "See dots bleed!"
 
sehorn31
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Originally posted by DeeVee8
And wouldn't "career ending" be a good enough description? A dot's life doesn't consist of much more than playing dotball anyways.


 
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