Yo its round 2 for all those who can make da peace sign. That's 2 fingers for those without spreadsheets.
So Round 1 went for the most part as planned. Except those Denver cunts are still around. God damnit. I tell you THERE IS NO GOD. Also those 5th pleaders aren't giving up their rights to a second round appearance.
Alright let me get this show on the road.
First ill MEAST ya with the flip side. Looks like we got...
#2 All the Kings Men vs. #3 Denver Giant Pain in My Ass's
The first meeting was a pretty sad state of affairs. Denver needs to step it up a notch this time. However recent reports are that King of Bling is deploying spicy nachos for the game on Monday. Also Warren Moon will be wearing his jock strap for the game. There will be no equipment trickery per league reports. This is hot off the press news via the crow sent from Kings Landing that took a drive by shit on John Elways car on the way here. Fuck Denver. Cue Lion King music -6.
and then we got this other here matchup of...
#1 Nashville Hounds vs. #4 Oakland Suppressors
I am going to withhold my feelings on Oakland winning or losing this game...however the Hounds are gonna win. Why? I don't know because they are the Hounds from Nashville. Have you ever been to Nashville? It is a great time. I spent two straight dayz getting fucked up down on Music Row. I went to some other places too and they were neat and stuff and I don't remember much of it but it was pretty fucking awesome. Long story short I was heading to Florida to see another friend and stopped in Nashville to see this friend and they had a kegger and we got totes fucked up and long story short we ended at all these different houses with girls with cute southern accents and long story short there was a worry i done got one of them preggers but i didnt and long story short this story ended with breaking neighbors bird houses up with baseball bats to make a fire inside of a grill at like 5oclock in da mornin. Wait a second what was this all about again? Oh ya...Hounds do it like they do on discovery channel -3.
oh man and then there is this whole WEST SIIIIIDE......
In one corner we got da....
#2 East St. Louis Tire Fires vs. #3 Minnesota Junk Mailers
Welly well then...I was listenin to KFAN this morning and Paul Allen was all over this one. He was talkin bout how he doesn't believe there is a second coming of a Rusty Trombone and then he popped into the subject of Minnesota's lack of wiener deployment this season keeping them from the top spot on the food chain. I was going to try and reach the almighty Trombone via text prayer but I wasn't going to bother sending a simple question to him when I have this huge list of questions I need answered. Anyways, U NO I GON B A HOMER SIMPSON WIT DIS 1. English as a Second Language for -6 plz.
and lastly there is this other matchup that could quietly be an offensive shootout...
#1 Cincinnati Shockers vs. #5 5th Masterminds
What can I say about this game? DS takin things pretty seriously with this team I am sure and I am still unsure of the level that Lovie/Shalubis and gang are really steppin up to at the current time. I honestly can't get through any writeups for the Masterminds because the only thing that keeps waltzing through my mind as I type is
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbMAd4rPQPc
Ah the memories...anyways. Baby touch your ring finger to your thumb...put one in dat ass and 2 in dat cunt. -7.
So Round 1 went for the most part as planned. Except those Denver cunts are still around. God damnit. I tell you THERE IS NO GOD. Also those 5th pleaders aren't giving up their rights to a second round appearance.
Alright let me get this show on the road.
First ill MEAST ya with the flip side. Looks like we got...
#2 All the Kings Men vs. #3 Denver Giant Pain in My Ass's
The first meeting was a pretty sad state of affairs. Denver needs to step it up a notch this time. However recent reports are that King of Bling is deploying spicy nachos for the game on Monday. Also Warren Moon will be wearing his jock strap for the game. There will be no equipment trickery per league reports. This is hot off the press news via the crow sent from Kings Landing that took a drive by shit on John Elways car on the way here. Fuck Denver. Cue Lion King music -6.
and then we got this other here matchup of...
#1 Nashville Hounds vs. #4 Oakland Suppressors
I am going to withhold my feelings on Oakland winning or losing this game...however the Hounds are gonna win. Why? I don't know because they are the Hounds from Nashville. Have you ever been to Nashville? It is a great time. I spent two straight dayz getting fucked up down on Music Row. I went to some other places too and they were neat and stuff and I don't remember much of it but it was pretty fucking awesome. Long story short I was heading to Florida to see another friend and stopped in Nashville to see this friend and they had a kegger and we got totes fucked up and long story short we ended at all these different houses with girls with cute southern accents and long story short there was a worry i done got one of them preggers but i didnt and long story short this story ended with breaking neighbors bird houses up with baseball bats to make a fire inside of a grill at like 5oclock in da mornin. Wait a second what was this all about again? Oh ya...Hounds do it like they do on discovery channel -3.
oh man and then there is this whole WEST SIIIIIDE......
In one corner we got da....
#2 East St. Louis Tire Fires vs. #3 Minnesota Junk Mailers
Welly well then...I was listenin to KFAN this morning and Paul Allen was all over this one. He was talkin bout how he doesn't believe there is a second coming of a Rusty Trombone and then he popped into the subject of Minnesota's lack of wiener deployment this season keeping them from the top spot on the food chain. I was going to try and reach the almighty Trombone via text prayer but I wasn't going to bother sending a simple question to him when I have this huge list of questions I need answered. Anyways, U NO I GON B A HOMER SIMPSON WIT DIS 1. English as a Second Language for -6 plz.
and lastly there is this other matchup that could quietly be an offensive shootout...
#1 Cincinnati Shockers vs. #5 5th Masterminds
What can I say about this game? DS takin things pretty seriously with this team I am sure and I am still unsure of the level that Lovie/Shalubis and gang are really steppin up to at the current time. I honestly can't get through any writeups for the Masterminds because the only thing that keeps waltzing through my mind as I type is
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbMAd4rPQPc
Ah the memories...anyways. Baby touch your ring finger to your thumb...put one in dat ass and 2 in dat cunt. -7.
