Welcome to week 1. It's East vs. West, Good Vs. Eeeevil, Cowboys vs. Indians...um, Bros vs. Hoes.
"Get on with it!".
Preseason is over with and the countdown to the Championship begins.
Philadelphia SEXY Demonik vs. Chicago Hedgehogs - Chicago steps outside of the Cubbie box
and wins this one. 24-46
Actual: 13-42 - A game of 2 halves, with the 1st half being a close affair with the teams
trading yardage & points at a pretty same level. The 2nd half goes to the Hedgehog Defence.
Richey Royals vs. 5th Masterminds - The Royals get served, with cheese. 19-56
Actual: 12-24 - It looked like the Royals buttered the ball before handing it over to the
Masterminds on this one. Winning the turnover battle kept them in it, but not being able to
drive into the redzone & capitalize cost them.
Nashville Hounds vs. Inner City Fieldsmiths - Strong passing team vs Stron running team.
With the recent tweaks, I am giving Nashville the nod. 34-27
Actual: 62-7 - The Smiths QB was under pressure early and often in this one and coughed up
the ball quite a bit. Nashville had a short field & they put the ball into the air well.
Guam Tigers vs. Detroit Mission Stars - Guam gets a face full of the Mitten boys. 24-99
Actual: 0-255 - Negative 196 yards for Guam...enough said.
American Terrorists vs. Grid Iron Valor - Terror wins out, George W tries to save face and
invade again. 99-12
Actual: 237-0 - Terrorists let up and only posted 43 pts in the 4th...shame on you.
Fat lot of help you guys are vs. Covington Black Knights - Knights go on a pillage, return with
lots of Fat girls. 9-70
Actual: 40-30 - Solid game by both teams. Some series of plays saw both Defenses step up
& lock the other team down, but the Offenses were able to take shots & move the ball. The game came
down to the last 4 minutes with Covington scoring and drawing within 10 and giving themselves a shot.
The ensuing Kickoff was fielded by Fat's Roger Wolcott Sperry and taken 88 yards to make the gap 17
& putting the nail in Covington's coffin.
Bay Area Bombers vs. Kenosha Creepers - Lack of depth with be the Creepers downfall, but
they will make a game of it. 35-21
Actual: 75-10 - Kenosha just was not able to move the ball here.
SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL vs. Fargo Finatics - Fargo went down to Georgia, lookin for a game to steal.
They were in a bind 'cos they were behind on rent and willin' to make a deal.
They came across the Growl out running around this field.
"Get on with it!" Georgia 56-24
Actual: 233-0 - Should have seen that coming.
Tulsa Storm vs. Denver Giant 9'ers - Denver is used to storms & weathers Tulsa's. 34-48
Actual: 7-44 - Despite Jeremy Outlaw II putting the ball on the turf a few times, Denver was
able to jump on them both. 42 minutes of possession = win.
Happy Valley Whiteout vs. OffTopica Grace - Happy Valley is left feeling a little black and blue.
Grace puts up a good one 31-45
Actual: 23-10 - Both defenses shined (or the offenses failed to swim).
Arkham Asylum Jokers vs. Oakland Suppressors - Arkham tries to lock up Oakland but gets
Suppressed. 24-31
Actual: 21-26 - Oakland took the ball away 3 times and had a short field to work with.
"The Combine's" Tennessee Fury vs. Sin City Spoilers - Sin City makes a house call and what happens
with Sin City stays with Sin City. "psst, Tennessee gets Furious...45-21
Actual: 26-9 - Sin City gets shut down, gamblers head to Atlantic City.
All The King's Men vs. Stormwind City Gryphons - Gryphons visit the King's Men, get the business
end of the pikes. 56-28
Actual: 24-10 - A lot closer than I expected, but ATKM likes to sandbag (ya hosers).
Canton Bulldogs vs. College Station Aggies - Canton tries to pound the ball on the Aggies,
but that balances attack out of College Station puts up some big plays. 35-42
Actual: 2-44 - Aggies D stomps a mudhole.
Michigan Mutants vs. Atlantic City Affliction - The Mutants' advanced biodigestion is able
to stomach the Atlantic City's buffet table. Affliction gets digested and left in the bog. 39-24
Actual: 7-24 - Atlantic City got a line boost after Sin City fell apart. QB Carl. Spackler
tossed the ball up often & accurately to run away with this one.
Game of the Week:
Las Vegas Gold Diggers vs. Monmouth Evil Monkeys - 2 top teams face off. I expect a shootout as
the Gold Diggers are very good at prying points out and the Monkeys are able to fling shit all over the
place. 31-34
Actual: 30-16 - Monmouth won the turnover battle, but lost the fight. Las Vegas moved the ball
through the air & ground and was able light up the scoreboard after a slow 1st period.
East vs. West: 7-9
Actual: 9-7
"Get on with it!".
Preseason is over with and the countdown to the Championship begins.
Philadelphia SEXY Demonik vs. Chicago Hedgehogs - Chicago steps outside of the Cubbie box
and wins this one. 24-46
Actual: 13-42 - A game of 2 halves, with the 1st half being a close affair with the teams
trading yardage & points at a pretty same level. The 2nd half goes to the Hedgehog Defence.
Richey Royals vs. 5th Masterminds - The Royals get served, with cheese. 19-56
Actual: 12-24 - It looked like the Royals buttered the ball before handing it over to the
Masterminds on this one. Winning the turnover battle kept them in it, but not being able to
drive into the redzone & capitalize cost them.
Nashville Hounds vs. Inner City Fieldsmiths - Strong passing team vs Stron running team.
With the recent tweaks, I am giving Nashville the nod. 34-27
Actual: 62-7 - The Smiths QB was under pressure early and often in this one and coughed up
the ball quite a bit. Nashville had a short field & they put the ball into the air well.
Guam Tigers vs. Detroit Mission Stars - Guam gets a face full of the Mitten boys. 24-99
Actual: 0-255 - Negative 196 yards for Guam...enough said.
American Terrorists vs. Grid Iron Valor - Terror wins out, George W tries to save face and
invade again. 99-12
Actual: 237-0 - Terrorists let up and only posted 43 pts in the 4th...shame on you.
Fat lot of help you guys are vs. Covington Black Knights - Knights go on a pillage, return with
lots of Fat girls. 9-70
Actual: 40-30 - Solid game by both teams. Some series of plays saw both Defenses step up
& lock the other team down, but the Offenses were able to take shots & move the ball. The game came
down to the last 4 minutes with Covington scoring and drawing within 10 and giving themselves a shot.
The ensuing Kickoff was fielded by Fat's Roger Wolcott Sperry and taken 88 yards to make the gap 17
& putting the nail in Covington's coffin.
Bay Area Bombers vs. Kenosha Creepers - Lack of depth with be the Creepers downfall, but
they will make a game of it. 35-21
Actual: 75-10 - Kenosha just was not able to move the ball here.
SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL vs. Fargo Finatics - Fargo went down to Georgia, lookin for a game to steal.
They were in a bind 'cos they were behind on rent and willin' to make a deal.
They came across the Growl out running around this field.
"Get on with it!" Georgia 56-24
Actual: 233-0 - Should have seen that coming.
Tulsa Storm vs. Denver Giant 9'ers - Denver is used to storms & weathers Tulsa's. 34-48
Actual: 7-44 - Despite Jeremy Outlaw II putting the ball on the turf a few times, Denver was
able to jump on them both. 42 minutes of possession = win.
Happy Valley Whiteout vs. OffTopica Grace - Happy Valley is left feeling a little black and blue.
Grace puts up a good one 31-45
Actual: 23-10 - Both defenses shined (or the offenses failed to swim).
Arkham Asylum Jokers vs. Oakland Suppressors - Arkham tries to lock up Oakland but gets
Suppressed. 24-31
Actual: 21-26 - Oakland took the ball away 3 times and had a short field to work with.
"The Combine's" Tennessee Fury vs. Sin City Spoilers - Sin City makes a house call and what happens
with Sin City stays with Sin City. "psst, Tennessee gets Furious...45-21
Actual: 26-9 - Sin City gets shut down, gamblers head to Atlantic City.
All The King's Men vs. Stormwind City Gryphons - Gryphons visit the King's Men, get the business
end of the pikes. 56-28
Actual: 24-10 - A lot closer than I expected, but ATKM likes to sandbag (ya hosers).
Canton Bulldogs vs. College Station Aggies - Canton tries to pound the ball on the Aggies,
but that balances attack out of College Station puts up some big plays. 35-42
Actual: 2-44 - Aggies D stomps a mudhole.
Michigan Mutants vs. Atlantic City Affliction - The Mutants' advanced biodigestion is able
to stomach the Atlantic City's buffet table. Affliction gets digested and left in the bog. 39-24
Actual: 7-24 - Atlantic City got a line boost after Sin City fell apart. QB Carl. Spackler
tossed the ball up often & accurately to run away with this one.
Game of the Week:
Las Vegas Gold Diggers vs. Monmouth Evil Monkeys - 2 top teams face off. I expect a shootout as
the Gold Diggers are very good at prying points out and the Monkeys are able to fling shit all over the
place. 31-34
Actual: 30-16 - Monmouth won the turnover battle, but lost the fight. Las Vegas moved the ball
through the air & ground and was able light up the scoreboard after a slow 1st period.
East vs. West: 7-9
Actual: 9-7
Edited by Skoll Wolfrun on Dec 30, 2011 15:46:47
the break away run fumble really didnt help much either... GG to Oakland a win is a win is a win no matter how it happens.
