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hays23
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the best part of your day is when you get to go outside and round up the shopping buggies and bring them back to the shopping buggy home base. unfortunately for you company policy prohibits the rounding up of shopping buggies on friday. this means you get to spend the whole day double bagging milk and juice for susie homemaker. don't forget to separate the fresh fruits and vegetables from the cleaning products. the player who wins the least items/bag ratio gets extra butt pats at the end of the day.

and please remember to ask 'paper or plastic?'

and when you come home you get to look forward to fixing your builds and ai.
 
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Nothing like a dose of condescension to start the day.
 
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Okay Penis, er, I mean Punics, we'll do an excellent job of sacking, just for you! I think we've got this one in the bag. Won't even make you cross the Alps to lose this one. Nah, we'll just come on over and sack your whole damn town, just like the Romans did.
 
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Originally posted by hays23
the best part of your day is when you get to go outside and round up the shopping buggies and bring them back to the shopping buggy home base. unfortunately for you company policy prohibits the rounding up of shopping buggies on friday. this means you get to spend the whole day double bagging milk and juice for susie homemaker. don't forget to separate the fresh fruits and vegetables from the cleaning products. the player who wins the least items/bag ratio gets extra butt pats at the end of the day.

and please remember to ask 'paper or plastic?'

and when you come home you get to look forward to fixing your builds and ai.


I hope you copy and pasted this gibberish cuz this is KP quality stupidity.
 
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Originally posted by The Big Cack Envy
I hope you copy and pasted this gibberish cuz this is KP quality stupidity.


Actually, if he's calling out the grocery baggers (i'm sure he is) it's kinda epic
 
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Originally posted by bug03
Actually, if he's calling out the grocery baggers (i'm sure he is) it's kinda epic


go shower with jopa
 
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Originally posted by hays23
the best part of your day is when you get to go outside and round up the shopping buggies and bring them back to the shopping buggy home base. unfortunately for you company policy prohibits the rounding up of shopping buggies on friday. this means you get to spend the whole day double bagging milk and juice for susie homemaker. don't forget to separate the fresh fruits and vegetables from the cleaning products. the player who wins the least items/bag ratio gets extra butt pats at the end of the day.

and please remember to ask 'paper or plastic?'

and when you come home you get to look forward to fixing your builds and ai.


You've got that down!
 
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This is an A+ post.

hays, this might be the most epic post I have ever seen you make.

Well played sir, well played.
 
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Originally posted by bug03
Actually, if he's calling out the grocery baggers (i'm sure he is) it's kinda epic


 
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Originally posted by hays23
the best part of your day is when you get to go outside and round up the shopping buggies and bring them back to the shopping buggy home base. unfortunately for you company policy prohibits the rounding up of shopping buggies on friday. this means you get to spend the whole day double bagging milk and juice for susie homemaker. don't forget to separate the fresh fruits and vegetables from the cleaning products. the player who wins the least items/bag ratio gets extra butt pats at the end of the day.

and please remember to ask 'paper or plastic?'

and when you come home you get to look forward to fixing your builds and ai.


Sounds to me someone is speaking from plenty of experience...
 
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Thank god I make a lot more than minimum wage.
 
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Originally posted by Jack Riley
Thank god I make a lot more than minimum wage.


I'm telling you what, in this day and age, just to have a job could be considered an accomplishment. Min. wage is a lot more now that what it used to be.
 
bug03
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Originally posted by refguru
I'm telling you what, in this day and age, just to have a job could be considered an accomplishment. Min. wage is a lot more now that what it used to be.




You sound like an 80 year old man bro
 
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Originally posted by bug03


You sound like an 80 year old man bro


You called sonny?!
 
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