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How It Works:
Somebody makes a wish.
The next poster grants the wish, but corrupts it in some manner.
Irony is good!
That poster then makes a wish.

Example:
First poster: "I wish I could fly!"
Second poster: "Your wish is granted, but you lose the ability 35,000 feet
in the air!"
"I wish my computer was fixed!"
Third poster: "Wish granted!... but they used parts from a Commodore 64!"
"I wish..."

And so on.

One rule:
No making uncorruptable wishes such as, "I wish my wish to be
uncorruptable".

I'll start:

I wish Bort cared about Peewee

News Flash!
Today, Bort cared enough about peewee to take a glance-and with that glance he noticed its crumbled structure and scraped the whole project.

I wish for 10 pounds of the best weed around.

wish granted, however you get the best dandelion weed

I wish, my team could win the GLB pee wee tournament

Your team won, it just was the season after you sold it.

I wish that my penis was 2 inches longer. (bringing me to a grand total: 2)

Granted, but your new wife Lorena Bobbit is upset with you, sweet dreams...

I wish for sex, sex and more sex. (now that I'm married it's few and far between.)

Granted, but you can only have sex with male horses.


I wish for a pony.

Granted except its the pony clibmerpetes having sex with.

I would really really love a parade in my honor.

Originally posted by Lobster Weed
Granted except its the pony clibmerpetes having sex with.

I would really really love a parade in my honor.

You get assassinated while riding on a huge float.


I wish my kicker would make it to WL.

He will, but it will be the season that field goals and kickoffs are removed from the game due to imbalance.

I wish for infinite amounts of flash grenades in call of duty.

Your wish is granted, but the network goes down and a new call of duty comes out that doesn't have flash grenades before the network is restored.

I wish I had more money in the bank.

You do, it is a high interest loan.

I wish this forum would be more active.

It is, but every admin/mod on the site are the posters.



I wish for an infinite amount of flex points.

Your wish is granted, but the next day your account is banned for that a non-flex purchasing multi you keep around.

I wish iStoner would come back.

Wish Granted! And he's the new DC for Team Takedown....

I wish I had a job.

You do, but your a slave.

I wish for piles of money to be hidden under my bed.