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UCLA Jeremy
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Apr 26, 2011 22:31:12

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Offseason fun
I run this tourney such that it gets finished prior to the 1st regular season game of S22. Who game plans for pre-season games?? I would prefer to debate and look at beautiful women…
Place your votes, and only pick the 1st round. In three days, I will sum up the votes and post round 2. Feel free to lobby for your favorites, post videos, pix, etc. to get your favorite lady some votes. No nudity, you jackasses. I picked these 16 ladies based on several factors, web fame, overall body of work, personal bias, etc. I also ran this in S21, so these are 16 new ladies, no repeats. My vote is the tiebreak. Finally, judge these ladies in their prime…

North
#1. Halle Berry - link deleted, offensive hot chick content.
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# 4. Fergie - link deleted.

#2. Marissa Miller - look her up your damn self.
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# 3. Katherine McPhee - don't use Google Images, there are always NSFW images on that site.

South
#1. Scarlett Johansson - Google images therefore is a porn site.
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#4. Tyra Banks - Check out vintage Tyra, not talk show Tyra.

#2. Freida Pinto - All websites make me think of porn.
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#3 Antonella Barba - Therefore all websites are porn sites.
West
#1. Jessica Alba - GLB is therefore also a porn site.
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#4. Allison Stokke - GLB should punish GLB for being a porn site.

#2. Aishwarya Rai - I want to punish Rai.
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#3 Kate Upton - Therefore Rai is now a website, and GLB wants to punish her too.

East
#1. Hope Dworaczyk - I love Hope, and hope to be punished.
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#4 . Jessica Simpson - Dumb blonde, and needs to be punished.

#2. Arianny Celeste - She can punish me anyday, and I would like my punishing punishment.
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#3. Alyssa Milano - Do you see the violence inherent in the system? I am being repressed!

Best regards,
Sincerely,
Yours truly,
J.

Edited by UCLA Jeremy on Apr 28, 2011 19:47:32

Edited by UCLA Jeremy on Apr 28, 2011 19:46:49

Edited by UCLA Jeremy on Apr 27, 2011 20:19:15

UCLA Jeremy
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Apr 26, 2011 22:32:30

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My comments on each lady...

#1. Halle Berry – Holy crap, Monster’s Ball?
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# 4. Fergie – She dirty hot.
#2. Marissa Miller – Sandy blonde hottie who just wants me.
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# 3. Katherine McPhee – So cute and innocent, she needs me to ruin her.
South
#1. Scarlett Johansson – If she wants to get with an old guy, she could have me.
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#4. Tyra Banks – Back in the day, Tyra was drop, dead, stupid, hot.
#2. Freida Pinto – Oh my, she is stunning.
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#3 Antonella Barba – Wow. The 1st time I saw her on American Idol, I was in love. Then, it turns out she is a bit naughty. She may be the prettiest thing ever to grace the American Idol stage, and that is saying a lot.
West
#1. Jessica Alba – Has she ever taken a bad picture?
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#4. Allison Stokke – Umm, that track chick is gorgeous. Can she handle my pole soon?
#2. Aishwarya Rai – Bollywood legend. Those eyes would look great looking up at me from my groinal area.
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#3 Kate Upton – She may be the hottest new comer on the hot chick scene. If you don’t know, now you do.
East
#1. Hope Dworaczyk – The reason I watch Celebrity Apprentice. OMFG.
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#4 . Jessica Simpson – Love this stupid bitch, and her quirkiness. I bet she is crazy in the sack – not a bad thing.
#2. Arianny Celeste – Whoa, she needs to be tapped out.
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#3. Alyssa Milano – Who is the Boss? Me bitch!! She has been hot for a long time.

junglejuice
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Apr 26, 2011 22:37:47

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Damn I miss being in the same league as you for this awesome preseason fun!

North:

Fergie - Just never been big on Halle, and damn, it's hard to pass up the naughty girl

Marisa- Those tits are just...wow. Let's just say they made this selection process take much longer

South:

Scarlett - Did you see this girl in Iron Man 2? Holy. Fucking. Hell.

Freida - Hadn't actually heard of either of these, but definitely won't forget now

West:

Allison - Probably my toughest decision this round. Both are absolutely stunning but there's just something about a sporty girl i can't resist

Kate - Yeah, aishwarya has nice eyes, but with Kate I can't even concentrate on her eyes because i can't take mine off of certain other areas

East:

Hope - I may not have heard of her but she will likely be gracing my computer screen often in the future

Arianny - There's just something about her I just can't put my finger on...or even my hand, because it would probably take two hands to hold because they're so damn huge

Edited by junglejuice on Apr 26, 2011 23:07:19