Warrior General Games

Since this league will be the official center of GLB roleplaying going forward, wanted to kick things off with an offical rp thread. Mods, please sticky, from this point forward all posts must be in character. I'll begin:

*slips out of the shadows carrying a football*

*the football is elven and has a silvery distinct glow*

"yarr here be treasure ye scurvy dogs best find me some receivers"

**throws a touchdown and is awarded 16 fame and 2 platinum pieces**

"yarr what be your age, sex, and location?"

*puts on long socks and runs at the goalie*

*noble lord. excellent news, you have a SON*
*celebratory music*

Originally posted by whoshotjr
*noble lord. excellent news, you have a SON*
*celebratory music*

*Tookest thou five edits for this?*

*I has a pirate ship and football cleats. COME AT ME BRO.*

"yarr i am a half demon pirate cb"

Originally posted by Phil Jackson
*I has a pirate ship and football cleats. COME AT ME BRO.*

*cast aura of protection over his equipment so his son can't change it*

"I'll see your half demon pirate cb, and raise you a twinkletoe defensive tackle with a candle up his butt"

*yarrrr who wants to lend me their parrot and peg leg?*

*sends Phil Jackson a peg leg, but it's actually full of anthrax*

*everyone dies on Phil's ship, no rez*

*GG*

*My Boat is undead like Pirates of the Caribbean, anthrax has little to no effect. Phil Jackson's pirate ship is angreh and shooting cannon balls at joemike*

**JoeMalaka plays with himself in the corner, watching all the hot men run around the pirate ship**

Originally posted by MikieSoSmooth
*Tookest thou five edits for this?*

**arr...it took me a fortnights worth, but but a one handed beggar's count wanes at f'ie"