Texan’s Week 15 Picks
Usual disclaimer: this is my opinion only. If you don’t like it, I still love you.
Feeling Dazed and Confused? Welcome to 70s rock week.
Picks record this season: 197-21
Naga
Game of the Week
Portland Dirty Penguins (14-0) v Victoria Teabaggers (12-2)
Whoa Nellie, this should be a good one. PDP has yet to lose but their last two games are VT and the Monks, so VT is still alive for the #2 seed. PDP can finish anywhere from 1 to 3. amo might be a little Paranoid http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RImWnt5J3Dw about slipping to 3, so look for maximum effort here. PDP 35, VT 28
Other Games
Palembang Drunken Monks (14-0) v Las Vegas Dirty Hookers (3-11)
It’s been tough sledding for LVDH most of the season and now there’s some big kid chasing them down an alley. Figuratively of course. They’re definitely taking a Walk of the Wild Side http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wNknGIKkoA Monks 150, LVDH 9
The Cult of Personalities (11-3) v Royal Blue Drunken Smurfs of Funkalicious Labatt (10-4)
The Smurfs have already defied expectations and have a chance here to steal the 4 seed from CoP. Can they do it? CoP’s only two losses are to the top 3 teams and two of those were very close. Will they get Tangled Up In Blue http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwSZvHqf9qM here? CoP 24, Smurfs 21
Golden Hill Bones (9-5) v Hong Kong Hustlers (0-14)
GHB is about to reach double digit victories, I think for the first time in SEA. Nice work gentlemen. I expect the Hustlers to see some of GHB’s Night Moves http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTgLQgpwRvQ in this one. GHB 255, HKH 0
Woody Island Wolverines (9-5) v Tibetan Drunk Monks (7-7)
Stuck in that pack fighting for the last playoff spot, this would be a huge win for TDM if they can pull it off. WIW I think has gotten Comfortably Numb http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkJNyQfAprY to big games in SEA, how about TDM? WIW 31, TDM 27
Benton Harbor Havoc (7-7) v Semarang Red Bulls (0-14)
This game comes at a good time for BHH as they are in that 3 way race for 8. This season definitely has not been like Hotel California http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCklH9gQAAg for Semarang as they can both check out and leave after it’s over. Rebuild and come back. BHH 70, Semarang 6
Bandar Lampung Pigskin Pirates (7-7) v Sainte Foy Cyclones (6-8)
If BLPP can pull off this win, they are likely to get into the big dance. Considering SFC seems to have packed it in, I like their chances. It’s been a Long and Winding Road http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC9Vt1xQ5Kw for BLPP to get back to this point. BLPP 42, SFC 21
Wichita Black Magic (2-12) v Singapore Slingers (2-12)
Ah, the stinky game of the week. It appears SS has run up the white flag, but WBM is still in there plugging away. Time for them to give SS some Radar Love http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeRa3RtBiIU No, you don’t want to know what that means. WBM 55, SS 6
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lolgaruda
Game of the Week
Buffalo Rampage (12-2) v Destin Leviathans (9-5)
Destin is pretty much locked into the playoffs at this point, but both of these teams still have a lot of work to do to secure their playoff positioning. We’ll see which team is Takin’ Care of Business http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCIUf8eYPqA in this one. Buffalo 24, Destin 21
Other Games
Three Kingdom Warriors (14-0) v Halifax Harpoons (3-11)
There were some close calls along the way, but TKW will finish the season undefeated and be the first team ever to go wire to wire in the ever-so-important Power Poll at #1. They sure look like they’re on the Highway to Hell http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNlNZ2T9EeY err the WL. TKW 52, HH 17
Phu Khao Bow Chicka Brown Cows (11-3) v NBA Jam Extreme (8-6)
The Jam’s season has certain taken a Roundabout http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byeSPOIffVE and not in a good way. Still, they look likely to sneak into the playoff regardless of this game. The Cows meanwhile have clinched at least the 4 spot due to tiebreakers but would like to stay higher. Cows 30, NBA 21
Wu Dang Kung Fu Academy (11-3) v Bourbontown BlueCats (0-14)
They have certainly struggled at time but KFA is once again a home playoff team. Well done. For BBC School’s Out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qga5eONXU_4 in two more games and they can returner to kinder climes. KFA 150, BBC 0
SDSU Aztecs (9-5) v Atlantic Great Whites (5-9)
The young Aztecs are having a very impressive first season in SEA and it could be even more impressive with a couple of favorable bounces here and there. AGW has as always kept going and I don’t see any quit in them still. I know the Aztecs want to make some noise in the playoffs, so look for them to show up like a Psycho Killer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Smge23DCE8 here. SDSU 80, AGW 10
Mandalay King Cobras (8-6) v Shanghai Tigers (4-10)
MKC has been up and down this season but if they win here they’re pretty much in the playoffs. Shanghai got off to a very rough start but their potent offense has helped them adjust to life in the big leagues. They’ll be back stronger next season, so just keep Truckin’ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pafY6sZt0FE MKC 42, Shanghai 28
Krakow Kryptonite (7-7) v Island of Misfit Toys (1-13)
KK has put themselves in a position where they need to run the table for the right to face TKW in the playoffs. IMT looks to be headed out of SEA, but we wish them well and a speedy return. For both teams I’m recommending some off time in Margaritaville http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cbX4DUACYU Pro tip. KK 45, IMT 20
Boston Bears (6-8) v Tanzania Lumberjacks (3-11)
Boston is a few bounces in a couple of games away from being right in the thick of the playoff race. Their goal now is to finish with a non-losing record. In the meantime, fly high Free Bird http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np0solnL1XY Boston 31, TL 13
Usual disclaimer: this is my opinion only. If you don’t like it, I still love you.
Feeling Dazed and Confused? Welcome to 70s rock week.
Picks record this season: 197-21
Naga
Game of the Week
Portland Dirty Penguins (14-0) v Victoria Teabaggers (12-2)
Whoa Nellie, this should be a good one. PDP has yet to lose but their last two games are VT and the Monks, so VT is still alive for the #2 seed. PDP can finish anywhere from 1 to 3. amo might be a little Paranoid http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RImWnt5J3Dw about slipping to 3, so look for maximum effort here. PDP 35, VT 28
Other Games
Palembang Drunken Monks (14-0) v Las Vegas Dirty Hookers (3-11)
It’s been tough sledding for LVDH most of the season and now there’s some big kid chasing them down an alley. Figuratively of course. They’re definitely taking a Walk of the Wild Side http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wNknGIKkoA Monks 150, LVDH 9
The Cult of Personalities (11-3) v Royal Blue Drunken Smurfs of Funkalicious Labatt (10-4)
The Smurfs have already defied expectations and have a chance here to steal the 4 seed from CoP. Can they do it? CoP’s only two losses are to the top 3 teams and two of those were very close. Will they get Tangled Up In Blue http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwSZvHqf9qM here? CoP 24, Smurfs 21
Golden Hill Bones (9-5) v Hong Kong Hustlers (0-14)
GHB is about to reach double digit victories, I think for the first time in SEA. Nice work gentlemen. I expect the Hustlers to see some of GHB’s Night Moves http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTgLQgpwRvQ in this one. GHB 255, HKH 0
Woody Island Wolverines (9-5) v Tibetan Drunk Monks (7-7)
Stuck in that pack fighting for the last playoff spot, this would be a huge win for TDM if they can pull it off. WIW I think has gotten Comfortably Numb http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkJNyQfAprY to big games in SEA, how about TDM? WIW 31, TDM 27
Benton Harbor Havoc (7-7) v Semarang Red Bulls (0-14)
This game comes at a good time for BHH as they are in that 3 way race for 8. This season definitely has not been like Hotel California http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCklH9gQAAg for Semarang as they can both check out and leave after it’s over. Rebuild and come back. BHH 70, Semarang 6
Bandar Lampung Pigskin Pirates (7-7) v Sainte Foy Cyclones (6-8)
If BLPP can pull off this win, they are likely to get into the big dance. Considering SFC seems to have packed it in, I like their chances. It’s been a Long and Winding Road http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC9Vt1xQ5Kw for BLPP to get back to this point. BLPP 42, SFC 21
Wichita Black Magic (2-12) v Singapore Slingers (2-12)
Ah, the stinky game of the week. It appears SS has run up the white flag, but WBM is still in there plugging away. Time for them to give SS some Radar Love http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeRa3RtBiIU No, you don’t want to know what that means. WBM 55, SS 6
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lolgaruda
Game of the Week
Buffalo Rampage (12-2) v Destin Leviathans (9-5)
Destin is pretty much locked into the playoffs at this point, but both of these teams still have a lot of work to do to secure their playoff positioning. We’ll see which team is Takin’ Care of Business http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCIUf8eYPqA in this one. Buffalo 24, Destin 21
Other Games
Three Kingdom Warriors (14-0) v Halifax Harpoons (3-11)
There were some close calls along the way, but TKW will finish the season undefeated and be the first team ever to go wire to wire in the ever-so-important Power Poll at #1. They sure look like they’re on the Highway to Hell http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNlNZ2T9EeY err the WL. TKW 52, HH 17
Phu Khao Bow Chicka Brown Cows (11-3) v NBA Jam Extreme (8-6)
The Jam’s season has certain taken a Roundabout http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byeSPOIffVE and not in a good way. Still, they look likely to sneak into the playoff regardless of this game. The Cows meanwhile have clinched at least the 4 spot due to tiebreakers but would like to stay higher. Cows 30, NBA 21
Wu Dang Kung Fu Academy (11-3) v Bourbontown BlueCats (0-14)
They have certainly struggled at time but KFA is once again a home playoff team. Well done. For BBC School’s Out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qga5eONXU_4 in two more games and they can returner to kinder climes. KFA 150, BBC 0
SDSU Aztecs (9-5) v Atlantic Great Whites (5-9)
The young Aztecs are having a very impressive first season in SEA and it could be even more impressive with a couple of favorable bounces here and there. AGW has as always kept going and I don’t see any quit in them still. I know the Aztecs want to make some noise in the playoffs, so look for them to show up like a Psycho Killer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Smge23DCE8 here. SDSU 80, AGW 10
Mandalay King Cobras (8-6) v Shanghai Tigers (4-10)
MKC has been up and down this season but if they win here they’re pretty much in the playoffs. Shanghai got off to a very rough start but their potent offense has helped them adjust to life in the big leagues. They’ll be back stronger next season, so just keep Truckin’ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pafY6sZt0FE MKC 42, Shanghai 28
Krakow Kryptonite (7-7) v Island of Misfit Toys (1-13)
KK has put themselves in a position where they need to run the table for the right to face TKW in the playoffs. IMT looks to be headed out of SEA, but we wish them well and a speedy return. For both teams I’m recommending some off time in Margaritaville http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cbX4DUACYU Pro tip. KK 45, IMT 20
Boston Bears (6-8) v Tanzania Lumberjacks (3-11)
Boston is a few bounces in a couple of games away from being right in the thick of the playoff race. Their goal now is to finish with a non-losing record. In the meantime, fly high Free Bird http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np0solnL1XY Boston 31, TL 13
