The rankings below are based off of nothing but roster evaluation, past records (seasonal, playoffs, and scrimmages), team chemistry, and personal knowledge of the team. I didn’t use a greasemonkey script or spreadsheet or anything fancy; just my opinion. These rankings are up for debate amongst yourselves on the forums, but if you want to move up in the rankings; you’ll have to prove it on the dotball field!
ZETA is marked in BOLD
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~ The LUX Borg fell to Great
~ The Black Hand moved up to Great
~ The Portland Rage fell to Above Average
~ The Diamond Valley Mastadons and Amsterdam Chiefs move up to Above Average
~ The Porto People Eaters and Dirty South Brew Crew fell to Average
~ The London Underground, Algoma Beach Tokers, and VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY fell to Average
~ The Minnesota Skulls and Mexican Misfits fell to Below Average
~ The Dot Vaders moved up to Below Average
~ The Schrute Farms and Pirgos Warlords fell to Meh
~ The Black Sea Rebels fell to the Celler
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Tier 1 - Elite
1 .. 7 – 0 . Paris Musketeers . 0
Tier 2 - Great
2 .. 6 – 1 . LUX Borg . 0
3 .. 6 – 1 . London Hitmen . 0
4 .. 6 – 1 . Graz Grizzlies . 0
5 .. 7 – 0 . E-City Mercenaries . +1
6 .. 7 – 0 . Black Hand . +8
Tier 3 - Above Average
7 .. 5 – 2 . Portland Rage . 0
8 .. 6 – 1 . Diamond Valley Mastadons . +12
9 .. 6 – 1 . Fareham Demons . +9
10 . 5 – 2 . Amsterdam Chiefs . +12
11 . 4 – 3 . United Empire . 0
12 . 4 – 3 . Lawrence Stop Signs . 0
13 . 4 – 3 . Porto People Eaters . -5
14 . 4 – 3 . Dirty South Brew Crew . -5
Tier 4 - Average
15 . 3 – 4 . London Underground . -10
16 . 5 – 2 . Metz Metal Militia . 0
17 . 4 – 3 . Mentone Beach Assault . +4
18 . 3 – 4 . Algoma Beach Tokers . -18
19 . 5 – 2 . Black Sea Serpents . 0
20 . 4 – 3 . VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY . -7
Tier 5 - Below Average
21 . 3 – 4 . Mexican Misfits . -4
22 . 3 – 4 . Minnesota Skulls . -7
23 . 2 – 5 . Dot Vaders . +3
Tier 6 - Meh
24 . 0 – 7 . Pirgos Warlords . -1
25 . 0 – 7 . Schrute Farms . -1
26 . 0 – 7 . Glasgow Tigers . -1
27 . 1 – 6 . Evil Fleet . 0
28 . 1 – 6 . Austin Drunk Punks . 0
Tier 7 - The Cellar
29 . 0 – 7 . Black Sea Rebels . 0
30 . 0 – 7 . London CPU . 0
31 . 1 – 6 . Valencia Bats . 0
32 . 0 – 7 . Astoria Titans . 0
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STREAK WATCH:
Here's a list of the current winning streaks in Western Europe Pro League...
E-City Mercenaries - 7
Paris Musketeers - 7
Black Hand - 7
Diamond Valley Mastadons - 5
Amsterdam Chiefs - 5
Fareham Demons - 4
London Hitmen - 3
Metz Metal Militia - 3
Borg - 2
Grizzlies - 2
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ON THE BUBBLE:
Algoma Beach Tokers -
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Rnk ..... Off ..... Def .... SoS ........... W-L-T... Team
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.490 ........ 7-0...... Paris Musketeers
2.. ........ 4 ........ 3 ........ 0.388 ........ 7-0...... E-City Mercenaries
3.. ........ 3 ...... 14 ........ 0.449 ........ 6-1...... London Hitmen
4.. ...... 17 ...... 12 ........ 0.694 ........ 4-3...... Porto People Eaters
5.. ...... 10 ........ 5 ........ 0.367 ........ 6-1...... Graz Grizzlies
6.. ........ 2 ........ 2 ........ 0.306 ........ 7-0...... Black Hand
7.. ...... 16 ........ 7 ........ 0.408 ........ 6-1...... Diamond Valley Mastadons
8.. ...... 14 ........ 6 ........ 0.510 ........ 6-1...... LUX Borg
9.. ........ 8 ...... 10 ........ 0.449 ........ 5-2...... Amsterdam Chiefs
10 ...... 23 ........ 4 ........ 0.327 ........ 6-1...... Fareham Demons
11 ...... 18 ...... 13 ........ 0.469 ........ 5-2...... Black Sea Serpents
12 ...... 19 ...... 11 ........ 0.510 ........ 4-3...... Dirty South Brew Crew
13 ........ 6 ........ 9 ........ 0.429 ........ 4-3...... Lawrence Stop Signs
14 ........ 9 ...... 17 ........ 0.531 ........ 3-4...... London Underground
15 ...... 11 ...... 20 ........ 0.429 ........ 4-3...... United Empire
16 ...... 12 ........ 8 ........ 0.327 ........ 5-2...... Metz Metal Militia
17 ........ 5 ...... 19 ........ 0.347 ........ 5-2...... Portland Rage
18 ........ 7 ...... 15 ........ 0.429 ........ 4-3...... VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY
19 ...... 13 ...... 18 ........ 0.449 ........ 4-3...... Mentone Beach Assault
20 ...... 15 ...... 23 ........ 0.429 ........ 3-4...... Minnesota Skulls
21 ...... 20 ...... 21 ........ 0.571 ........ 3-4...... Mexican Misfits
22 ...... 21 ...... 16 ........ 0.469 ........ 3-4...... Algoma Beach Tokers
23 ...... 22 ...... 22 ........ 0.531 ........ 2-5...... Dot Vaders
24 ...... 24 ...... 25 ........ 0.714 ........ 0-7...... Pirgos Warlords
25 ...... 28 ...... 24 ........ 0.694 ........ 0-7...... Schrute Farms
26 ...... 25 ...... 27 ........ 0.694 ........ 0-7...... Glasgow Tigers
27 ...... 30 ...... 28 ........ 0.592 ........ 1-6...... Evil Fleet
28 ...... 26 ...... 26 ........ 0.571 ........ 1-6...... Austin Drunk Punks
29 ...... 32 ...... 30 ........ 0.612 ........ 0-7...... Black Sea Rebels
30 ...... 27 ...... 29 ........ 0.612 ........ 0-7...... London CPU
31 ...... 29 ...... 31 ........ 0.592 ........ 1-6...... Valencia Bats
32 ...... 31 ...... 32 ........ 0.612 ........ 0-7...... Astoria Titans
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Rank .. Players .. .. .. Age .. .. Avg Level .. .. .. Avg Value .. .. Eff Level .. .. .. .. .. Salary .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Team
1 .. .. .. .. .. . 1 .. .. .. .. . 453 .. .. .. .. 68 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1204.06 .. .. .. .. 75 .. .. .. .. .. . $6,345,800 .. .. .. .. .. Astoria Titans
2 .. .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 422 .. .. .. .. 70 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1134.72 .. .. .. .. 75 .. .. .. .. .. $20,211,560 .. .. .. .. .. London Hitmen
3 .. .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 458 .. .. .. .. 73 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1124.56 .. .. .. .. 75 .. .. .. .. .. $23,220,000 .. .. .. .. .. London Underground
4 .. .. .. .. .. 54 .. .. .. .. . 458 .. .. .. .. 73 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1121.82 .. .. .. .. 75 .. .. .. .. .. $18,703,200 .. .. .. .. .. Paris Musketeers
5 .. .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 466 .. .. .. .. 72 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1108.56 .. .. .. .. 75 .. .. .. .. .. $26,364,000 .. .. .. .. .. VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY
6 .. .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 496 .. .. .. .. 73 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1108.04 .. .. .. .. 75 .. .. .. .. .. $23,415,000 .. .. .. .. .. LUX Borg
7 .. .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 498 .. .. .. .. 72 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1102.52 .. .. .. .. 75 .. .. .. .. .. $14,839,640 .. .. .. .. .. United Empire
8 .. .. .. .. .. 54 .. .. .. .. . 502 .. .. .. .. 72 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1102.03 .. .. .. .. 75 .. .. .. .. .. $24,271,000 .. .. .. .. .. Black Sea Serpents
9 .. .. .. .. .. 54 .. .. .. .. . 480 .. .. .. .. 72 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1096.93 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $25,708,000 .. .. .. .. .. Black Hand
10 .. .. .. .. 54 .. .. .. .. . 495 .. .. .. .. 72 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1096.89 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $11,476,200 .. .. .. .. .. Algoma Beach Tokers
11 .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 492 .. .. .. .. 72 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1095.65 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $22,260,000 .. .. .. .. .. Dirty South Brew Crew
12 .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 465 .. .. .. .. 73 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1095.64 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $16,328,000 .. .. .. .. .. Portland Rage
13 .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 495 .. .. .. .. 72 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1095.37 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $19,475,880 .. .. .. .. .. Graz Grizzlies
14 .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 483 .. .. .. .. 72 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1088.98 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $28,735,000 .. .. .. .. .. E-City Mercenaries
15 .. .. .. .. 48 .. .. .. .. . 479 .. .. .. .. 72 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1086.26 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $18,208,000 .. .. .. .. .. Minnesota Skulls
16 .. .. .. .. 54 .. .. .. .. . 485 .. .. .. .. 71 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1085.49 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. . $8,890,000 .. .. .. .. .. Pirgos Warlords
17 .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 448 .. .. .. .. 71 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1084.95 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. . $7,425,000 .. .. .. .. .. Amsterdam Chiefs
18 .. .. .. .. 52 .. .. .. .. . 435 .. .. .. .. 70 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1082.28 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $26,104,000 .. .. .. .. .. Porto People Eaters
19 .. .. .. .. 52 .. .. .. .. . 466 .. .. .. .. 71 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1080.99 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $22,819,840 .. .. .. .. .. Fareham Demons
20 .. .. .. .. 43 .. .. .. .. . 479 .. .. .. .. 71 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1058.58 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $19,817,760 .. .. .. .. .. Glasgow Tigers
21 .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 459 .. .. .. .. 71 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1052.57 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $20,881,560 .. .. .. .. .. Lawrence Stop Signs
22 .. .. .. .. 51 .. .. .. .. . 458 .. .. .. .. 71 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1049.50 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $10,365,120 .. .. .. .. .. Mentone Beach Assault
23 .. .. .. .. 48 .. .. .. .. . 475 .. .. .. .. 70 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1048.24 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $15,321,120 .. .. .. .. .. Metz Metal Militia
24 .. .. .. .. 43 .. .. .. .. . 432 .. .. .. .. 68 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1039.09 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. . $6,885,000 .. .. .. .. .. Austin Drunk Punks
25 .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 412 .. .. .. .. 70 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1027.44 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $19,797,240 .. .. .. .. .. Schrute Farms
26 .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 483 .. .. .. .. 71 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1027.12 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $24,744,000 .. .. .. .. .. Diamond Valley Mastadons
27 .. .. .. .. 51 .. .. .. .. . 384 .. .. .. .. 66 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1022.13 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. . $6,910,000 .. .. .. .. .. Dot Vaders
28 .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 427 .. .. .. .. 70 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1017.51 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $19,376,240 .. .. .. .. .. Mexican Misfits
29 .. .. .. .. 37 .. .. .. .. . 556 .. .. .. .. 73 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1011.56 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $11,595,560 .. .. .. .. .. Black Sea Rebels
30 .. .. .. .. 44 .. .. .. .. . 464 .. .. .. .. 70 .. .. .. .. .. .. . 974.56 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $14,926,000 .. .. .. .. .. Evil Fleet
31 .. .. .. .. . 0 .. .. .. .. NaN .. .. .. .. . 0 .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. . 0.00 .. .. .. .. . 0 .. .. .. .. .. . $5,940,800 .. .. .. .. .. Valencia Bats
32 .. .. .. .. . 0 .. .. .. .. NaN .. .. .. .. . 0 .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. . 0.00 .. .. .. .. . 0 .. .. .. .. .. $18,600,000 .. .. .. .. .. London CPU
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NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
ALPHA
Exp Score Matchup
180 - 0 E-City Mercenaries (7-0) def. Black Sea Rebels (0-7)
19 - 14 Diamond Valley Mastadons (6-1) def. Fareham Demons (6-1)
43 - 23 LUX Borg (6-1) def. United Empire (4-3)
43 - 25 Portland Rage (5-2) def. Algoma Beach Tokers (3-4)
53 - 6 Black Sea Serpents (5-2) def. Schrute Farms (0-7)
37 - 21 Dirty South Brew Crew (4-3) def. Mexican Misfits (3-4)
67 - 13 Mentone Beach Assault (4-3) def. Pirgos Warlords (0-7)
48 - 12 Dot Vaders (2-5) def. Austin Drunk Punks (1-6)
ZETA
Exp Score Matchup
23 - 20 Paris Musketeers (7-0) def. Black Hand (7-0)
54 - 36 London Hitmen (6-1) def. London Underground (3-4)
50 - 21 Graz Grizzlies (6-1) def. Minnesota Skulls (3-4)
159 - 6 Amsterdam Chiefs (5-2) def. Valencia Bats (1-6)
30 - 21 Metz Metal Militia (5-2) def. Porto People Eaters (4-3)
96 - 7 Lawrence Stop Signs (4-3) def. Glasgow Tigers (0-7)
108 - 6 VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY (4-3) def. Evil Fleet (1-6)
38 - 18 London CPU (0-7) def. Astoria Titans (0-7)
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Jon's Magic 8 Ball
ALPHA
Home Team Away Team
Fareham Demons vs. Diamond Valley Mastadons { Demons }
Schrute Farms vs. Black Sea Serpents { Serpents }
LUX Borg vs. United Empire { Borg }
Pirgos Warlords vs. Mentone Beach Assault { Assault }
Austin Drunk Punks vs. Dot Vaders { Punks }
Mexican Misfits vs. Dirty South Brew Crew { Brew Crew }
Algoma Beach Tokers vs. Portland Rage { Rage }
Black Sea Rebels vs. E-City Mercenaries { Mercenaries }
ZETA
Home Team Away Team
London Hitmen vs. London Underground { Hitmen }
Black Hand vs. Paris Musketeers { Musketeers }
Metz Metal Militia vs. Porto People Eaters { People Eaters }
Astoria Titans vs. London CPU { Titans }
Amsterdam Chiefs vs. Valencia Bats { Chiefs }
Lawrence Stop Signs vs. Glasgow Tigers { Stop Signs }
Minnesota Skulls vs. Graz Grizzlies { Grizzlies }
VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY vs. Evil Fleet { BLACK ARMY }
ZETA is marked in BOLD
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~ The LUX Borg fell to Great
~ The Black Hand moved up to Great
~ The Portland Rage fell to Above Average
~ The Diamond Valley Mastadons and Amsterdam Chiefs move up to Above Average
~ The Porto People Eaters and Dirty South Brew Crew fell to Average
~ The London Underground, Algoma Beach Tokers, and VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY fell to Average
~ The Minnesota Skulls and Mexican Misfits fell to Below Average
~ The Dot Vaders moved up to Below Average
~ The Schrute Farms and Pirgos Warlords fell to Meh
~ The Black Sea Rebels fell to the Celler
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Tier 1 - Elite
1 .. 7 – 0 . Paris Musketeers . 0
Tier 2 - Great
2 .. 6 – 1 . LUX Borg . 0
3 .. 6 – 1 . London Hitmen . 0
4 .. 6 – 1 . Graz Grizzlies . 0
5 .. 7 – 0 . E-City Mercenaries . +1
6 .. 7 – 0 . Black Hand . +8
Tier 3 - Above Average
7 .. 5 – 2 . Portland Rage . 0
8 .. 6 – 1 . Diamond Valley Mastadons . +12
9 .. 6 – 1 . Fareham Demons . +9
10 . 5 – 2 . Amsterdam Chiefs . +12
11 . 4 – 3 . United Empire . 0
12 . 4 – 3 . Lawrence Stop Signs . 0
13 . 4 – 3 . Porto People Eaters . -5
14 . 4 – 3 . Dirty South Brew Crew . -5
Tier 4 - Average
15 . 3 – 4 . London Underground . -10
16 . 5 – 2 . Metz Metal Militia . 0
17 . 4 – 3 . Mentone Beach Assault . +4
18 . 3 – 4 . Algoma Beach Tokers . -18
19 . 5 – 2 . Black Sea Serpents . 0
20 . 4 – 3 . VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY . -7
Tier 5 - Below Average
21 . 3 – 4 . Mexican Misfits . -4
22 . 3 – 4 . Minnesota Skulls . -7
23 . 2 – 5 . Dot Vaders . +3
Tier 6 - Meh
24 . 0 – 7 . Pirgos Warlords . -1
25 . 0 – 7 . Schrute Farms . -1
26 . 0 – 7 . Glasgow Tigers . -1
27 . 1 – 6 . Evil Fleet . 0
28 . 1 – 6 . Austin Drunk Punks . 0
Tier 7 - The Cellar
29 . 0 – 7 . Black Sea Rebels . 0
30 . 0 – 7 . London CPU . 0
31 . 1 – 6 . Valencia Bats . 0
32 . 0 – 7 . Astoria Titans . 0
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STREAK WATCH:
Here's a list of the current winning streaks in Western Europe Pro League...
E-City Mercenaries - 7
Paris Musketeers - 7
Black Hand - 7
Diamond Valley Mastadons - 5
Amsterdam Chiefs - 5
Fareham Demons - 4
London Hitmen - 3
Metz Metal Militia - 3
Borg - 2
Grizzlies - 2
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ON THE BUBBLE:
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Rnk ..... Off ..... Def .... SoS ........... W-L-T... Team
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.490 ........ 7-0...... Paris Musketeers
2.. ........ 4 ........ 3 ........ 0.388 ........ 7-0...... E-City Mercenaries
3.. ........ 3 ...... 14 ........ 0.449 ........ 6-1...... London Hitmen
4.. ...... 17 ...... 12 ........ 0.694 ........ 4-3...... Porto People Eaters
5.. ...... 10 ........ 5 ........ 0.367 ........ 6-1...... Graz Grizzlies
6.. ........ 2 ........ 2 ........ 0.306 ........ 7-0...... Black Hand
7.. ...... 16 ........ 7 ........ 0.408 ........ 6-1...... Diamond Valley Mastadons
8.. ...... 14 ........ 6 ........ 0.510 ........ 6-1...... LUX Borg
9.. ........ 8 ...... 10 ........ 0.449 ........ 5-2...... Amsterdam Chiefs
10 ...... 23 ........ 4 ........ 0.327 ........ 6-1...... Fareham Demons
11 ...... 18 ...... 13 ........ 0.469 ........ 5-2...... Black Sea Serpents
12 ...... 19 ...... 11 ........ 0.510 ........ 4-3...... Dirty South Brew Crew
13 ........ 6 ........ 9 ........ 0.429 ........ 4-3...... Lawrence Stop Signs
14 ........ 9 ...... 17 ........ 0.531 ........ 3-4...... London Underground
15 ...... 11 ...... 20 ........ 0.429 ........ 4-3...... United Empire
16 ...... 12 ........ 8 ........ 0.327 ........ 5-2...... Metz Metal Militia
17 ........ 5 ...... 19 ........ 0.347 ........ 5-2...... Portland Rage
18 ........ 7 ...... 15 ........ 0.429 ........ 4-3...... VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY
19 ...... 13 ...... 18 ........ 0.449 ........ 4-3...... Mentone Beach Assault
20 ...... 15 ...... 23 ........ 0.429 ........ 3-4...... Minnesota Skulls
21 ...... 20 ...... 21 ........ 0.571 ........ 3-4...... Mexican Misfits
22 ...... 21 ...... 16 ........ 0.469 ........ 3-4...... Algoma Beach Tokers
23 ...... 22 ...... 22 ........ 0.531 ........ 2-5...... Dot Vaders
24 ...... 24 ...... 25 ........ 0.714 ........ 0-7...... Pirgos Warlords
25 ...... 28 ...... 24 ........ 0.694 ........ 0-7...... Schrute Farms
26 ...... 25 ...... 27 ........ 0.694 ........ 0-7...... Glasgow Tigers
27 ...... 30 ...... 28 ........ 0.592 ........ 1-6...... Evil Fleet
28 ...... 26 ...... 26 ........ 0.571 ........ 1-6...... Austin Drunk Punks
29 ...... 32 ...... 30 ........ 0.612 ........ 0-7...... Black Sea Rebels
30 ...... 27 ...... 29 ........ 0.612 ........ 0-7...... London CPU
31 ...... 29 ...... 31 ........ 0.592 ........ 1-6...... Valencia Bats
32 ...... 31 ...... 32 ........ 0.612 ........ 0-7...... Astoria Titans
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Rank .. Players .. .. .. Age .. .. Avg Level .. .. .. Avg Value .. .. Eff Level .. .. .. .. .. Salary .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Team
1 .. .. .. .. .. . 1 .. .. .. .. . 453 .. .. .. .. 68 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1204.06 .. .. .. .. 75 .. .. .. .. .. . $6,345,800 .. .. .. .. .. Astoria Titans
2 .. .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 422 .. .. .. .. 70 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1134.72 .. .. .. .. 75 .. .. .. .. .. $20,211,560 .. .. .. .. .. London Hitmen
3 .. .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 458 .. .. .. .. 73 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1124.56 .. .. .. .. 75 .. .. .. .. .. $23,220,000 .. .. .. .. .. London Underground
4 .. .. .. .. .. 54 .. .. .. .. . 458 .. .. .. .. 73 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1121.82 .. .. .. .. 75 .. .. .. .. .. $18,703,200 .. .. .. .. .. Paris Musketeers
5 .. .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 466 .. .. .. .. 72 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1108.56 .. .. .. .. 75 .. .. .. .. .. $26,364,000 .. .. .. .. .. VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY
6 .. .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 496 .. .. .. .. 73 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1108.04 .. .. .. .. 75 .. .. .. .. .. $23,415,000 .. .. .. .. .. LUX Borg
7 .. .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 498 .. .. .. .. 72 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1102.52 .. .. .. .. 75 .. .. .. .. .. $14,839,640 .. .. .. .. .. United Empire
8 .. .. .. .. .. 54 .. .. .. .. . 502 .. .. .. .. 72 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1102.03 .. .. .. .. 75 .. .. .. .. .. $24,271,000 .. .. .. .. .. Black Sea Serpents
9 .. .. .. .. .. 54 .. .. .. .. . 480 .. .. .. .. 72 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1096.93 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $25,708,000 .. .. .. .. .. Black Hand
10 .. .. .. .. 54 .. .. .. .. . 495 .. .. .. .. 72 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1096.89 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $11,476,200 .. .. .. .. .. Algoma Beach Tokers
11 .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 492 .. .. .. .. 72 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1095.65 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $22,260,000 .. .. .. .. .. Dirty South Brew Crew
12 .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 465 .. .. .. .. 73 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1095.64 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $16,328,000 .. .. .. .. .. Portland Rage
13 .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 495 .. .. .. .. 72 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1095.37 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $19,475,880 .. .. .. .. .. Graz Grizzlies
14 .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 483 .. .. .. .. 72 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1088.98 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $28,735,000 .. .. .. .. .. E-City Mercenaries
15 .. .. .. .. 48 .. .. .. .. . 479 .. .. .. .. 72 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1086.26 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $18,208,000 .. .. .. .. .. Minnesota Skulls
16 .. .. .. .. 54 .. .. .. .. . 485 .. .. .. .. 71 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1085.49 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. . $8,890,000 .. .. .. .. .. Pirgos Warlords
17 .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 448 .. .. .. .. 71 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1084.95 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. . $7,425,000 .. .. .. .. .. Amsterdam Chiefs
18 .. .. .. .. 52 .. .. .. .. . 435 .. .. .. .. 70 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1082.28 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $26,104,000 .. .. .. .. .. Porto People Eaters
19 .. .. .. .. 52 .. .. .. .. . 466 .. .. .. .. 71 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1080.99 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $22,819,840 .. .. .. .. .. Fareham Demons
20 .. .. .. .. 43 .. .. .. .. . 479 .. .. .. .. 71 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1058.58 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $19,817,760 .. .. .. .. .. Glasgow Tigers
21 .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 459 .. .. .. .. 71 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1052.57 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $20,881,560 .. .. .. .. .. Lawrence Stop Signs
22 .. .. .. .. 51 .. .. .. .. . 458 .. .. .. .. 71 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1049.50 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $10,365,120 .. .. .. .. .. Mentone Beach Assault
23 .. .. .. .. 48 .. .. .. .. . 475 .. .. .. .. 70 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1048.24 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $15,321,120 .. .. .. .. .. Metz Metal Militia
24 .. .. .. .. 43 .. .. .. .. . 432 .. .. .. .. 68 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1039.09 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. . $6,885,000 .. .. .. .. .. Austin Drunk Punks
25 .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 412 .. .. .. .. 70 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1027.44 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $19,797,240 .. .. .. .. .. Schrute Farms
26 .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 483 .. .. .. .. 71 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1027.12 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $24,744,000 .. .. .. .. .. Diamond Valley Mastadons
27 .. .. .. .. 51 .. .. .. .. . 384 .. .. .. .. 66 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1022.13 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. . $6,910,000 .. .. .. .. .. Dot Vaders
28 .. .. .. .. 55 .. .. .. .. . 427 .. .. .. .. 70 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1017.51 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $19,376,240 .. .. .. .. .. Mexican Misfits
29 .. .. .. .. 37 .. .. .. .. . 556 .. .. .. .. 73 .. .. .. .. .. .. 1011.56 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $11,595,560 .. .. .. .. .. Black Sea Rebels
30 .. .. .. .. 44 .. .. .. .. . 464 .. .. .. .. 70 .. .. .. .. .. .. . 974.56 .. .. .. .. 74 .. .. .. .. .. $14,926,000 .. .. .. .. .. Evil Fleet
31 .. .. .. .. . 0 .. .. .. .. NaN .. .. .. .. . 0 .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. . 0.00 .. .. .. .. . 0 .. .. .. .. .. . $5,940,800 .. .. .. .. .. Valencia Bats
32 .. .. .. .. . 0 .. .. .. .. NaN .. .. .. .. . 0 .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. . 0.00 .. .. .. .. . 0 .. .. .. .. .. $18,600,000 .. .. .. .. .. London CPU
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NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
ALPHA
Exp Score Matchup
180 - 0 E-City Mercenaries (7-0) def. Black Sea Rebels (0-7)
19 - 14 Diamond Valley Mastadons (6-1) def. Fareham Demons (6-1)
43 - 23 LUX Borg (6-1) def. United Empire (4-3)
43 - 25 Portland Rage (5-2) def. Algoma Beach Tokers (3-4)
53 - 6 Black Sea Serpents (5-2) def. Schrute Farms (0-7)
37 - 21 Dirty South Brew Crew (4-3) def. Mexican Misfits (3-4)
67 - 13 Mentone Beach Assault (4-3) def. Pirgos Warlords (0-7)
48 - 12 Dot Vaders (2-5) def. Austin Drunk Punks (1-6)
ZETA
Exp Score Matchup
23 - 20 Paris Musketeers (7-0) def. Black Hand (7-0)
54 - 36 London Hitmen (6-1) def. London Underground (3-4)
50 - 21 Graz Grizzlies (6-1) def. Minnesota Skulls (3-4)
159 - 6 Amsterdam Chiefs (5-2) def. Valencia Bats (1-6)
30 - 21 Metz Metal Militia (5-2) def. Porto People Eaters (4-3)
96 - 7 Lawrence Stop Signs (4-3) def. Glasgow Tigers (0-7)
108 - 6 VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY (4-3) def. Evil Fleet (1-6)
38 - 18 London CPU (0-7) def. Astoria Titans (0-7)
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Jon's Magic 8 Ball
ALPHA
Home Team Away Team
Fareham Demons vs. Diamond Valley Mastadons { Demons }
Schrute Farms vs. Black Sea Serpents { Serpents }
LUX Borg vs. United Empire { Borg }
Pirgos Warlords vs. Mentone Beach Assault { Assault }
Austin Drunk Punks vs. Dot Vaders { Punks }
Mexican Misfits vs. Dirty South Brew Crew { Brew Crew }
Algoma Beach Tokers vs. Portland Rage { Rage }
Black Sea Rebels vs. E-City Mercenaries { Mercenaries }
ZETA
Home Team Away Team
London Hitmen vs. London Underground { Hitmen }
Black Hand vs. Paris Musketeers { Musketeers }
Metz Metal Militia vs. Porto People Eaters { People Eaters }
Astoria Titans vs. London CPU { Titans }
Amsterdam Chiefs vs. Valencia Bats { Chiefs }
Lawrence Stop Signs vs. Glasgow Tigers { Stop Signs }
Minnesota Skulls vs. Graz Grizzlies { Grizzlies }
VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY vs. Evil Fleet { BLACK ARMY }
