Warrior General Games

So now I have some competition in doing picks, but unlike my competition I do the whole league 30-2 on the season so far.

Jetnation Dream Team vs. Saskatchewan Roughriders
Jetnation proved to me last week to go with my initial instincts. This looks to be a close game, but I think JDT has the better team.

Beantown Bastards vs. Queensland Exiles
One of the worst vs. one of the best. Do I really need to say anything about this game?

Rancho Cucamonga Quakes vs. Houston Vikings
The Quakes will finally get in the win column as they play a weaker Vikings team. The Quakes has a tough start to the season, but they will start picking up some wins. I see them getting back to .500 but it will be tough for them to stay there.

Fighting Big Dookies vs. Get Off Our LAWN!!!
There will be no Big Dookies on the LAWN this week.

MIAMI ROADFROGS vs. Quebec War Eagles
The Frogs will continue their rise in the west, while QWE will have to wait 1 more week to get that first victory.

Philadelphia Philanthropists vs. Montreal Rulers
The Rulers will get a easy win over the young Phillies.

Edmonton Apaches vs. Arnprior Muskrats
The Muskrats will get over .500 this week then the games start to get tougher for them, and we will see how much they have learned since the Muskrat team was here.

St. John's Salty Dogs vs. Detroit Pyromaniacs
Finally a tough game to pick. I think the levels may have a factor in this game, and is the main reason I am taking the Dogs to get their first victory of the season.

Manitoba Matadors vs. Thunder Bay Wolverines
Taking MM as TBW seems to be having some minor issues atm. I am sure they will get it worked out in time for the playoffs. Also calling this one for the GOTW.

Winnipeg Thrashers vs. Puvirnituq Musketeers
Nothing to see here, moving on.

The Bastard Sons of Doug Flutie vs. Siberian Express
Does the Express even gameplan? I have a hard time believing that with JB listed as the OC.

Thunder Bay Sabertooths vs. Nagasaki Bombers
This may be TBS's toughest game to date, but the Bombers will still feel how bad it sucks to be underleveled in the Pros. On a side note, I am curious to see the final score.

Raging Alcoholics vs. Bristol Bullets
Kegger tonight, hangover tomorrow, and it doesn't even matter. Just don't leave the kegs on the LAWN

Dallas Knights vs. Fayetteville Funny Farm
FFF will win this battle of the teams avoiding regulation.

Northeast Choppin Broccoli vs. Algoma Arena Rockers
I was wrong about the Vegetales against the Quakes, but I got the Rockers rocking out with their...well they will win a tough game.

The Drunken Addicts Of Omertá vs. Second Government Apocalypse
The Drunks will send the Apocalypse to a third world country.

i am interested to see the score too before we turn the ai on

Originally posted by ryan_grant-25
i am interested to see the score too before we turn the ai on

Oh com'on, how bad could it get. I know for us, it has gotten bad, bad, bad, lol.. GG though... Again nice write ups jallowe, and yes, they are better then the competition out their.. Though Dreven in EEPL has some nice writes too.. Yours are more write up's and less numbers, very entertaining commentary.. thanks..

Thanks for doing these, glad to see JetNation getting a little respect. At leaast until we play the big guys.

let sleeping Dogs lie i say!

LAWN!

we hate Dog dookies on the LAWN. DED!

I haven't wiped for a week.

It's something I take pride in being apart of Dookie Nation. It's not just something you do online. You live it, you breathe it, sometimes you eat it or nibble on it, you dream about it, you beg your girlfriend to put it on your chest...

It's like you and your excrement form a closer bond. Like the weird uncle who like to gives you poorly timed shoulder rubs at the family reunion when everyone else is outside. Or the shoe store clerk who spends a little too long helping you fit into your new Nike, his warm, guiding hand wrapped firmly around your calf as you slide your foot in deeper. Or the golden retriever you taught to learn the taste of peanut butter in strange places when your parents were out of the house on a lazy Saturday afternoon.

I don't know much about this thing called LIFE. I don't know what "normal" people do at their "normal" brunches with their "normal" piercings and persuasions. But I do know this: maybe not tomorrow, maybe not a few weeks from now... but sometime, perhaps when you least expect it, when your lying in your warm bed with your innocent thoughts lost in a hazy slumber, there will be dookie on that friggin' lawn or my name isn't Snake motherf'n MaGillicutty.

Turds forever.

Ciao.

Originally posted by tbsteel
I haven't wiped for a week.

It's something I take pride in being apart of Dookie Nation. It's not just something you do online. You live it, you breathe it, sometimes you eat it or nibble on it, you dream about it, you beg your girlfriend to put it on your chest...

It's like you and your excrement form a closer bond. Like the weird uncle who like to gives you poorly timed shoulder rubs at the family reunion when everyone else is outside. Or the shoe store clerk who spends a little too long helping you fit into your new Nike, his warm, guiding hand wrapped firmly around your calf as you slide your foot in deeper. Or the golden retriever you taught to learn the taste of peanut butter in strange places when your parents were out of the house on a lazy Saturday afternoon.

I don't know much about this thing called LIFE. I don't know what "normal" people do at their "normal" brunches with their "normal" piercings and persuasions. But I do know this: maybe not tomorrow, maybe not a few weeks from now... but sometime, perhaps when you least expect it, when your lying in your warm bed with your innocent thoughts lost in a hazy slumber, there will be dookie on that friggin' lawn or my name isn't Snake motherf'n MaGillicutty.

Turds forever.

Ciao.



tb the best ever!

Keep up the nice commentary jallowe!

threw up in my mouth a little bit

I slacked this week. 13-3

Originally posted by jallowe
Winnipeg Thrashers vs. Puvirnituq Musketeers
Nothing to see here, moving on.


That was a bit more than nothing I'd say.

Originally posted by dragonslade
Originally posted by jallowe

Winnipeg Thrashers vs. Puvirnituq Musketeers
Nothing to see here, moving on.


That was a bit more than nothing I'd say.

game was closer than the score would indicate.