So I'm feeling like absolute shit today, so my ass is staying home from work. YAY! 
There seems to be a lack of quality posting going on so I thought I would do my best to piss everybody smooth the fuck off. Like normal, I don't care if these look biased or anything about what you have to say or what team you represent. I calls'em like I sees'em.
Rnk ..... Off ..... Def .... SoS ........... W-L-T... Team
1.. ........ 6 ........ 2 ........ 0.495 ........ 14-0.... Cypriot Freedom
2.. ........ 5 ........ 3 ........ 0.536 ........ 13-1.... Devonport Devils
3.. ........ 3 ........ 1 ........ 0.541 ........ 13-1.... Eastern European Alliance
4.. ........ 1 ........ 4 ........ 0.434 ........ 13-1.... Asau Pirates
5.. ........ 2 ........ 9 ........ 0.449 ........ 12-2.... Banzai Pipeline 'Nites
6.. ........ 4 ........ 7 ........ 0.474 ........ 11-3.... Oregon Ducks
7.. ...... 12 ...... 14 ........ 0.515 ........ 9-5...... 6th Street Savage Swarm
8.. ........ 8 ........ 5 ........ 0.383 ........ 12-2.... Sumatra Seahawks
9.. ...... 15 ...... 13 ........ 0.485 ........ 10-4.... Gold Coast Michelin Men
10 ........ 9 ........ 6 ........ 0.510 ........ 9-5...... Gold Coast Vipers
11 ...... 13 ...... 16 ........ 0.520 ........ 8-6...... Bora Bora Bangaroos
12 ...... 10 ...... 15 ........ 0.485 ........ 8-6...... Stockholm Black Death
13 ...... 18 ...... 18 ........ 0.505 ........ 8-6...... Boston Bulldogs
14 ........ 7 ...... 10 ........ 0.429 ........ 9-5...... Indianola Longhorn Legends
15 ...... 19 ...... 17 ........ 0.520 ........ 7-7...... Sin City Silent Assassins
16 ...... 17 ...... 12 ........ 0.459 ........ 9-5...... San Diego Supa Chargers
17 ...... 14 ...... 11 ........ 0.515 ........ 8-6...... Death Dealers
18 ...... 11 ........ 8 ........ 0.495 ........ 8-6...... IC Incinerators
19 ...... 25 ...... 19 ........ 0.485 ........ 6-8...... OffTopica Miracle
20 ...... 22 ...... 24 ........ 0.566 ........ 5-9...... Hong Kong Voodoo
21 ...... 16 ...... 21 ........ 0.536 ........ 5-9...... Addict Nation
22 ...... 21 ...... 23 ........ 0.485 ........ 5-9...... VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY
23 ...... 20 ...... 20 ........ 0.480 ........ 6-8...... Oberon Bulls
24 ...... 23 ...... 22 ........ 0.561 ........ 3-11.... Saipan Sin-Eaters
25 ...... 28 ...... 26 ........ 0.602 ........ 1-13.... Florida BeachDogZ
26 ...... 27 ...... 27 ........ 0.602 ........ 1-13.... 8 Mile Assault
27 ...... 24 ...... 25 ........ 0.490 ........ 4-10.... Tasmanian Muskrats
28 ...... 26 ...... 28 ........ 0.515 ........ 3-11.... Warriors of Oceania
29 ...... 31 ...... 29 ........ 0.469 ........ 2-12.... Fortaleza Prowlers
30 ...... 29 ...... 31 ........ 0.480 ........ 1-13.... Urban Super Dogs
31 ...... 30 ...... 30 ........ 0.510 ........ 0-14.... Motown Legends
32 ...... 32 ...... 32 ........ 0.469 ........ 1-13.... Fairview Heights Fireflies
NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
Exp Score Matchup
27 - 18 Cypriot Freedom (14-0) def. Banzai Pipeline 'Nites (12-2)
36 - 13 Devonport Devils (13-1) def. Stockholm Black Death (8-6)
25 - 23 Gold Coast Michelin Men (10-4) def. Bora Bora Bangaroos (8-6)
154 - 6 6th Street Savage Swarm (9-5) def. Urban Super Dogs (1-13)
83 - 7 Death Dealers (8-6) def. 8 Mile Assault (1-13)
38 - 21 Boston Bulldogs (8-6) def. VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY (5-9)
25 - 16 Sin City Silent Assassins (7-7) def. OffTopica Miracle (6-8)
50 - 14 Hong Kong Voodoo (5-9) def. Florida BeachDogZ (1-13)
255 - 0 Eastern European Alliance (13-1) def. Fairview Heights Fireflies (1-13)
28 - 14 Asau Pirates (13-1) def. Sumatra Seahawks (12-2)
32 - 23 Oregon Ducks (11-3) def. Indianola Longhorn Legends (9-5)
161 - 3 Gold Coast Vipers (9-5) def. Fortaleza Prowlers (2-12)
60 - 13 San Diego Supa Chargers (9-5) def. Tasmanian Muskrats (4-10)
143 - 3 IC Incinerators (8-6) def. Motown Legends (0-14)
31 - 31 Addict Nation (5-9) ties Oberon Bulls (6-8)
80 - 18 Saipan Sin-Eaters (3-11) def. Warriors of Oceania (3-11)
Head-to-Head Fantasy matchup
Exp Score Matchup
37 - 20 Asau Pirates (13-1) def. Banzai Pipeline 'Nites (12-2)
Head-to-Head Fantasy matchup
Exp Score Matchup
18 - 8 Eastern European Alliance def. Devonport Devils
Head-to-Head Fantasy matchup
Exp Score Matchup
29 - 14 Sumatra Seahawks (12-2) def. Gold Coast Michelin Men (10-4)
1 Cypriot Freedom 16-0
2 Devonport Devils 15-1
3 Banzai Pipeline 'Nites 13-3
4 Gold Coast Michelin Men 12-4
5 Boston Bulldogs 10-6
6 6th Street Savage Swarm 10-6
7 Bora Bora Bangaroos 9-7
8 Stockholm Black Death 9-7
9 Death Dealers 9-7
10 Sin City Silent Assassins 8-8
The games I see shaping the alpha playoffs are pretty well defined.
I think Stockholm loses to Devonport and beats Death Dealers to lock themselves into a playoff spot.
Boston is going to win out, upsetting 6th Street and earning themselves the 5 seed and a rematch with GCMM
I hate to see Sin City miss the playoffs, and while I know they are capable of it, I don't think they come out swinging vs GCMM and because of that they don't get their hat in the ring for the mix of 9-7's
Bora Bora could possibly throw GCMM for a loop and try and make a run at the 10-6 crowd but I doubt it.
I think most likely if TCR had been doing better healthwise he would probably have the 4 or 5 seed this season, get well soon buddy.
1 Eastern European Alliance 15-1
2 Asau Pirates 15-1
3 Oregon Ducks 13-3
4 Sumatra Seahawks 13-3
5 Gold Coast Vipers 11-5
6 San Diego Supa Chargers 11-5
7 Indianola Longhorn Legends 9-7
8 IC Incinerators 9-7
None of these games really matter except for Sumatra v Asau - winner gets the 2 seed. I think Asau pulls it out. IC can earn themselves the 7 spot by beating the ducks but that's probably not going to happen and Indianola lost to GCV and San Diego so even if they pull of upsets vs. Sumatra and Oregon, they are still the 7th seed.
Offensive Players of S20
Mark Ingram Lemmond - on only 270 carries, this hoss is leading the leauge in rushing by a mile, averaging 13 yards per carry.
Dusselige Kuh - not one to be outdone, Kuh is trailing slightly at 12.1 yards per carry but he shares the ball with 4 other fantastic backs and his touches are limited due to that.
Also, I don't know if anybody noticed this, but somehow a fucking cpu wr is leading the league in receiving yards. I mean I realize that Motown got killed every game and teams were often in cruise control against them... but come on. Hell, look at the EEA game - http://goallineblitz.com/game/player_replays.pl?player_id=1468865&game_id=1525474&top=1 I mean granted the defense all had red energy from so many damn kickoffs but dude...
Defensive Players of S20
Aqib Talib - This dot is always in the backfield making a mess of things and is by far the most influential dot in "needing to gameplan around"
Randy "Ram Jam" Robinson - This dot is a do all be all for Hcreek. He's great in coverage, he doesn't miss any tackles and he can run you down from behind.
Emlen L. Tunnell - This dot seems to be everywhere. He's great against the run, is tied for the lead league in INTs and always seems to be in position to make a play.
Round 1 Playoffs - Alpha
What's really fucked up about the alpha playoffs is that I think the 7 and 8 seeds are as good or better than the 4-6 seeds. Unfortunately, the 7 and 8 seeds can't play with the 1-2 seeds or there might be a chance for some upsets. 1-3 are clearly defined in Alpha and I think they win out - the only close game is Boston vs. GCMM imo.
Cypriot vs. Stockholm - Cypriot wins
Devonport vs. Bora Bora - Devonport wins
Banzai vs. 6th Street - Banzai wins
Boston vs. GCMM - Boston wins in OT
Round 2 Playoffs - Alpha
Devonport vs. Banzai is the headliner here as neither team dominated or looked very impressive the first time they met.
Cypriot vs. Boston - Cypriot wins
Devonport vs. Banzai - Banzai wins
I think Banzai pulls it off against Devonport because I think Plankton overlooks Banzai trying to get his mind right for Cypriot. It's the playoffs, that shit happens.
Conference Championship Game - Alpha
After the big upset, Banzai still has to beat the Freedom... and that shit just ain't gonna happen.
Cypriot vs. Banzai - Cypriot wins
Round 1 Playoffs - Zeta
The only interesting game in zeta here is #4 Sumatra vs #5 GCV. I've seen GCV pull some shit out of their asses in the playoffs and I wouldn't be surprised at all to see it here.
EEA vs. IC - EEA wins
Asau vs. Indianola - Asau wins
Oregon vs. San Diego - Oregon wins
Sumatra vs. GCV - GCV wins
Round 2 Playoffs - Zeta
There are a couple of good games here as Oregon gets another shot at Asau and EEA has to try and beat GCV in the playoffs (that's never been done). Ultimately I think it comes down to quality of dots because all four of these teams have the ability to gameplan well.
EEA vs. GCV - EEA wins
Asau vs. Oregon - Asau wins
Conference Championship Game - Zeta
I really think both teams are equal with builds and it's going to come down to gameplanning. EEA will probably find a way to choke, and if I pick my team to win I know I'll choke.
EEA vs. Asau - Asau wins
Gold Medal Game
I think Hcreek will probably throw a 0 cares effort out on this one.
Cypriot vs. Asau - Asau wins
Good luck in the Playoffs everybody.
There seems to be a lack of quality posting going on so I thought I would do my best to piss everybody smooth the fuck off. Like normal, I don't care if these look biased or anything about what you have to say or what team you represent. I calls'em like I sees'em. Rnk ..... Off ..... Def .... SoS ........... W-L-T... Team
1.. ........ 6 ........ 2 ........ 0.495 ........ 14-0.... Cypriot Freedom
2.. ........ 5 ........ 3 ........ 0.536 ........ 13-1.... Devonport Devils
3.. ........ 3 ........ 1 ........ 0.541 ........ 13-1.... Eastern European Alliance
4.. ........ 1 ........ 4 ........ 0.434 ........ 13-1.... Asau Pirates
5.. ........ 2 ........ 9 ........ 0.449 ........ 12-2.... Banzai Pipeline 'Nites
6.. ........ 4 ........ 7 ........ 0.474 ........ 11-3.... Oregon Ducks
7.. ...... 12 ...... 14 ........ 0.515 ........ 9-5...... 6th Street Savage Swarm
8.. ........ 8 ........ 5 ........ 0.383 ........ 12-2.... Sumatra Seahawks
9.. ...... 15 ...... 13 ........ 0.485 ........ 10-4.... Gold Coast Michelin Men
10 ........ 9 ........ 6 ........ 0.510 ........ 9-5...... Gold Coast Vipers
11 ...... 13 ...... 16 ........ 0.520 ........ 8-6...... Bora Bora Bangaroos
12 ...... 10 ...... 15 ........ 0.485 ........ 8-6...... Stockholm Black Death
13 ...... 18 ...... 18 ........ 0.505 ........ 8-6...... Boston Bulldogs
14 ........ 7 ...... 10 ........ 0.429 ........ 9-5...... Indianola Longhorn Legends
15 ...... 19 ...... 17 ........ 0.520 ........ 7-7...... Sin City Silent Assassins
16 ...... 17 ...... 12 ........ 0.459 ........ 9-5...... San Diego Supa Chargers
17 ...... 14 ...... 11 ........ 0.515 ........ 8-6...... Death Dealers
18 ...... 11 ........ 8 ........ 0.495 ........ 8-6...... IC Incinerators
19 ...... 25 ...... 19 ........ 0.485 ........ 6-8...... OffTopica Miracle
20 ...... 22 ...... 24 ........ 0.566 ........ 5-9...... Hong Kong Voodoo
21 ...... 16 ...... 21 ........ 0.536 ........ 5-9...... Addict Nation
22 ...... 21 ...... 23 ........ 0.485 ........ 5-9...... VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY
23 ...... 20 ...... 20 ........ 0.480 ........ 6-8...... Oberon Bulls
24 ...... 23 ...... 22 ........ 0.561 ........ 3-11.... Saipan Sin-Eaters
25 ...... 28 ...... 26 ........ 0.602 ........ 1-13.... Florida BeachDogZ
26 ...... 27 ...... 27 ........ 0.602 ........ 1-13.... 8 Mile Assault
27 ...... 24 ...... 25 ........ 0.490 ........ 4-10.... Tasmanian Muskrats
28 ...... 26 ...... 28 ........ 0.515 ........ 3-11.... Warriors of Oceania
29 ...... 31 ...... 29 ........ 0.469 ........ 2-12.... Fortaleza Prowlers
30 ...... 29 ...... 31 ........ 0.480 ........ 1-13.... Urban Super Dogs
31 ...... 30 ...... 30 ........ 0.510 ........ 0-14.... Motown Legends
32 ...... 32 ...... 32 ........ 0.469 ........ 1-13.... Fairview Heights Fireflies
NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
Exp Score Matchup
27 - 18 Cypriot Freedom (14-0) def. Banzai Pipeline 'Nites (12-2)
36 - 13 Devonport Devils (13-1) def. Stockholm Black Death (8-6)
25 - 23 Gold Coast Michelin Men (10-4) def. Bora Bora Bangaroos (8-6)
154 - 6 6th Street Savage Swarm (9-5) def. Urban Super Dogs (1-13)
83 - 7 Death Dealers (8-6) def. 8 Mile Assault (1-13)
38 - 21 Boston Bulldogs (8-6) def. VOLGOGRAD BLACK ARMY (5-9)
25 - 16 Sin City Silent Assassins (7-7) def. OffTopica Miracle (6-8)
50 - 14 Hong Kong Voodoo (5-9) def. Florida BeachDogZ (1-13)
255 - 0 Eastern European Alliance (13-1) def. Fairview Heights Fireflies (1-13)
28 - 14 Asau Pirates (13-1) def. Sumatra Seahawks (12-2)
32 - 23 Oregon Ducks (11-3) def. Indianola Longhorn Legends (9-5)
161 - 3 Gold Coast Vipers (9-5) def. Fortaleza Prowlers (2-12)
60 - 13 San Diego Supa Chargers (9-5) def. Tasmanian Muskrats (4-10)
143 - 3 IC Incinerators (8-6) def. Motown Legends (0-14)
31 - 31 Addict Nation (5-9) ties Oberon Bulls (6-8)
80 - 18 Saipan Sin-Eaters (3-11) def. Warriors of Oceania (3-11)
Head-to-Head Fantasy matchup
Exp Score Matchup
37 - 20 Asau Pirates (13-1) def. Banzai Pipeline 'Nites (12-2)
Head-to-Head Fantasy matchup
Exp Score Matchup
18 - 8 Eastern European Alliance def. Devonport Devils
Head-to-Head Fantasy matchup
Exp Score Matchup
29 - 14 Sumatra Seahawks (12-2) def. Gold Coast Michelin Men (10-4)
1 Cypriot Freedom 16-0
2 Devonport Devils 15-1
3 Banzai Pipeline 'Nites 13-3
4 Gold Coast Michelin Men 12-4
5 Boston Bulldogs 10-6
6 6th Street Savage Swarm 10-6
7 Bora Bora Bangaroos 9-7
8 Stockholm Black Death 9-7
9 Death Dealers 9-7
10 Sin City Silent Assassins 8-8
The games I see shaping the alpha playoffs are pretty well defined.
I think Stockholm loses to Devonport and beats Death Dealers to lock themselves into a playoff spot.
Boston is going to win out, upsetting 6th Street and earning themselves the 5 seed and a rematch with GCMM
I hate to see Sin City miss the playoffs, and while I know they are capable of it, I don't think they come out swinging vs GCMM and because of that they don't get their hat in the ring for the mix of 9-7's
Bora Bora could possibly throw GCMM for a loop and try and make a run at the 10-6 crowd but I doubt it.
I think most likely if TCR had been doing better healthwise he would probably have the 4 or 5 seed this season, get well soon buddy.
1 Eastern European Alliance 15-1
2 Asau Pirates 15-1
3 Oregon Ducks 13-3
4 Sumatra Seahawks 13-3
5 Gold Coast Vipers 11-5
6 San Diego Supa Chargers 11-5
7 Indianola Longhorn Legends 9-7
8 IC Incinerators 9-7
None of these games really matter except for Sumatra v Asau - winner gets the 2 seed. I think Asau pulls it out. IC can earn themselves the 7 spot by beating the ducks but that's probably not going to happen and Indianola lost to GCV and San Diego so even if they pull of upsets vs. Sumatra and Oregon, they are still the 7th seed.
Offensive Players of S20
Mark Ingram Lemmond - on only 270 carries, this hoss is leading the leauge in rushing by a mile, averaging 13 yards per carry.
Dusselige Kuh - not one to be outdone, Kuh is trailing slightly at 12.1 yards per carry but he shares the ball with 4 other fantastic backs and his touches are limited due to that.
Also, I don't know if anybody noticed this, but somehow a fucking cpu wr is leading the league in receiving yards. I mean I realize that Motown got killed every game and teams were often in cruise control against them... but come on. Hell, look at the EEA game - http://goallineblitz.com/game/player_replays.pl?player_id=1468865&game_id=1525474&top=1 I mean granted the defense all had red energy from so many damn kickoffs but dude...
Defensive Players of S20
Aqib Talib - This dot is always in the backfield making a mess of things and is by far the most influential dot in "needing to gameplan around"
Randy "Ram Jam" Robinson - This dot is a do all be all for Hcreek. He's great in coverage, he doesn't miss any tackles and he can run you down from behind.
Emlen L. Tunnell - This dot seems to be everywhere. He's great against the run, is tied for the lead league in INTs and always seems to be in position to make a play.
Round 1 Playoffs - Alpha
What's really fucked up about the alpha playoffs is that I think the 7 and 8 seeds are as good or better than the 4-6 seeds. Unfortunately, the 7 and 8 seeds can't play with the 1-2 seeds or there might be a chance for some upsets. 1-3 are clearly defined in Alpha and I think they win out - the only close game is Boston vs. GCMM imo.
Cypriot vs. Stockholm - Cypriot wins
Devonport vs. Bora Bora - Devonport wins
Banzai vs. 6th Street - Banzai wins
Boston vs. GCMM - Boston wins in OT
Round 2 Playoffs - Alpha
Devonport vs. Banzai is the headliner here as neither team dominated or looked very impressive the first time they met.
Cypriot vs. Boston - Cypriot wins
Devonport vs. Banzai - Banzai wins
I think Banzai pulls it off against Devonport because I think Plankton overlooks Banzai trying to get his mind right for Cypriot. It's the playoffs, that shit happens.
Conference Championship Game - Alpha
After the big upset, Banzai still has to beat the Freedom... and that shit just ain't gonna happen.
Cypriot vs. Banzai - Cypriot wins
Round 1 Playoffs - Zeta
The only interesting game in zeta here is #4 Sumatra vs #5 GCV. I've seen GCV pull some shit out of their asses in the playoffs and I wouldn't be surprised at all to see it here.
EEA vs. IC - EEA wins
Asau vs. Indianola - Asau wins
Oregon vs. San Diego - Oregon wins
Sumatra vs. GCV - GCV wins
Round 2 Playoffs - Zeta
There are a couple of good games here as Oregon gets another shot at Asau and EEA has to try and beat GCV in the playoffs (that's never been done). Ultimately I think it comes down to quality of dots because all four of these teams have the ability to gameplan well.
EEA vs. GCV - EEA wins
Asau vs. Oregon - Asau wins
Conference Championship Game - Zeta
I really think both teams are equal with builds and it's going to come down to gameplanning. EEA will probably find a way to choke, and if I pick my team to win I know I'll choke.
EEA vs. Asau - Asau wins
Gold Medal Game
I think Hcreek will probably throw a 0 cares effort out on this one.
Cypriot vs. Asau - Asau wins
Good luck in the Playoffs everybody.
Edited by Livestrong on Feb 17, 2011 12:44:00
that season we crushed everybody, won 2 cap tournaments and we shouldve won gold 
