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Rnk ..... Off ..... Def .... SoS ........... W-L-T... Team
1.. ........ 6 ........ 3 ........ 0.583 ........ 6-0...... Queensland Exiles
2.. ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.333 ........ 6-0...... Queen City Black Cats
3.. ........ 8 ........ 5 ........ 0.444 ........ 6-0...... Manitoba Matadors
4.. ........ 5 ........ 1 ........ 0.278 ........ 6-0...... Algoma Arena Rockers
5.. ...... 16 ........ 4 ........ 0.306 ........ 6-0...... Niagara Maulers
6.. ...... 20 ........ 8 ........ 0.639 ........ 4-2...... Thunder Bay Wolverines
7.. ........ 2 ........ 6 ........ 0.417 ........ 5-1...... Dallas Longhorns
8.. ........ 4 ........ 7 ........ 0.389 ........ 5-1...... Montreal Rulers
9.. ...... 15 ...... 11 ........ 0.389 ........ 5-1...... St. John's Salty Dogs
10 ...... 14 ...... 12 ........ 0.500 ........ 3-3...... Yorkshire Rippers
11 ...... 17 ...... 17 ........ 0.667 ........ 3-3...... Detroit Pyromaniacs
12 ........ 7 ........ 9 ........ 0.500 ........ 3-3...... Raging Alcoholics
13 ...... 12 ...... 13 ........ 0.639 ........ 2-4...... Get Off Our LAWN!!!
14 ........ 9 ...... 21 ........ 0.639 ........ 2-4...... Bortland Nerfalots
15 ...... 24 ...... 22 ........ 0.417 ........ 3-3...... Beantown Bastards
15 ........ 3 ...... 26 ........ 0.500 ........ 2-4...... Siberian Express
17 ...... 21 ...... 10 ........ 0.500 ........ 3-3...... MIAMI ROADFROGS
18 ...... 11 ...... 23 ........ 0.444 ........ 4-2...... The Bastard Sons of Doug Flutie
19 ...... 28 ...... 20 ........ 0.639 ........ 1-5...... Puvirnituq Musketeers
20 ...... 25 ...... 15 ........ 0.472 ........ 3-3...... JetNation Pride
20 ...... 23 ...... 16 ........ 0.528 ........ 2-4...... Northeast Choppin Broccoli
20 ...... 22 ...... 19 ........ 0.639 ........ 2-4...... Munich Piranhas
20 ...... 29 ...... 24 ........ 0.667 ........ 2-4...... Thunder Bay Sabertooths
24 ...... 27 ...... 14 ........ 0.583 ........ 3-3...... Moss Point Tigers
25 ...... 26 ...... 28 ........ 0.528 ........ 1-5...... Kingston Birdmen
26 ...... 10 ...... 27 ........ 0.361 ........ 3-3...... Quebec War Eagles
27 ...... 13 ...... 18 ........ 0.306 ........ 3-3...... Houston Vikings
28 ...... 18 ...... 29 ........ 0.611 ........ 1-5...... 40 Days and 40 Nights
29 ...... 19 ...... 25 ........ 0.556 ........ 1-5...... Alabama Tidesports Crimson Tide
30 ...... 31 ...... 30 ........ 0.611 ........ 0-6...... Dallas Knights
31 ...... 30 ...... 31 ........ 0.444 ........ 0-6...... Hub City Hustlers
32 ...... 32 ...... 32 ........ 0.472 ........ 0-6...... Highland Hawks


NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
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West

  37 -     3    Queensland Exiles (6-0) def. Moss Point Tigers (3-3)

Its not polite to point, but need to tell the tigers its ok to score them...

  48 -   14    Montreal Rulers (5-1) def. Houston Vikings (3-3)

Rulers lay down the law on the Vikes

  69 -   12    Dallas Longhorns (5-1) def. Alabama Tidesports Crimson Tide (1-5)

Red is wrong color to wear in front of a pissed off bull.....

  23 -   17    St. John's Salty Dogs (5-1) def. MIAMI ROADFROGS (3-3)

Poodles punch poliwogs

  34 -   24    Get Off Our LAWN!!! (2-4) def. Detroit Pyromaniacs (3-3)

Only GOOL can prevent forest fires.

  34 -   29    Quebec War Eagles (3-3) def. JetNation Pride (3-3)

Birds ground Jets

140 -     2    Beantown Bastards (3-3) def. Highland Hawks (0-6)

Bastards clip Hawks wings. Why, they are bastards. Duh.

  46 -   39    40 Days and 40 Nights (1-5) def. Kingston Birdmen (1-5)

Birdmen go extinct when denied access to arc. Sorry, we are full.

East

  60 -     8    Algoma Arena Rockers (6-0) def. Siberian Express (2-4)

Algoma rocks the ice box.

101 -     7    Queen City Black Cats (6-0) def. The Bastard Sons of Doug Flutie (4-2)

Cats kill Cereal Killers

  24 -   10    Niagara Maulers (6-0) def. Raging Alcoholics (3-3)

Raging discovers DUI is never good. Dotballing under the influence.

212 -     0    Manitoba Matadors (6-0) def. Hub City Hustlers (0-6)

Olay!

  29 -     7    Thunder Bay Wolverines (4-2) def. Puvirnituq Musketeers (1-5)

All for one and wonder at all the points scored against the Muskeers

  32 -   16    Yorkshire Rippers (3-3) def. Northeast Choppin Broccoli (2-4)

Surf n turf

  71 -     2    Munich Piranhas (2-4) def. Dallas Knights (0-6)

You'd think Knights would learn messing with critters after the vorpal bunny incident....

  51 -   18    Bortland Nerfalots (2-4) def. Thunder Bay Sabertooths (2-4)

Bortland renders Thunder Bay toothless

FANTASY MATCHUP
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  33 -     9    Queen City Black Cats (6-0) def. Montreal Rulers (5-1)
 
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Some are a bit of reach, but hey, best I can do for now.
 
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lol nice write ups
 
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GO LAWN!!!
 
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pyros go from 25 to 11? lolrankings
 
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Hope we can take down the Alcoholics, they beat us twice last season
 
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Lawn needs that win vs Detroit. Tim to learn how to do AI!
 
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Originally posted by mrmaomao
pyros go from 25 to 11? lolrankings


Sabertooths go from 20th to one of 4 teams tied at 20.
 
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Originally posted by Vortus
  29 -     7    Thunder Bay Wolverines (4-2) def. Puvirnituq Musketeers (1-5)

All for one and wonder at all the points scored against the Muskeers


we're muskeeier than you are
 
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So like a bunch of teens carrying Axe? An almost visible cloud...

Originally posted by mrmaomao
pyros go from 25 to 11? lolrankings


Srs ranking r srs!











 
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Originally posted by SLZmonster
Lawn needs that win vs Detroit. Tim to learn how to do AI!


Who is Tim and where do we sign him up?

 
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Originally posted by FLGator
Who is Tim and where do we sign him up?



Tim takes care of the Lawn while we're off getting chemo done.
 
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Originally posted by SLZmonster
Tim takes care of the Lawn while we're off getting chemo done.


Tim is the hot bod lawn boy who cuts grass in the nude
 
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Guess I need to bring more KIFI cheerleaders for you.
 
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Originally posted by Vortus
Raging discovers DUI is never good. Dotballing under the influence.
Yes it is!!! DTD DTD DTD
 


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