That's right boys and girls, you get quality rankings here. Hopefully peeps care and give at least a few replies. Disagreement is welcome as long as thoughts are given. Enjoy. 
1. Cincinnati Shockers (2-1). Yes, I am putting a team thats not 3-0 in my top spot. That is because I know a thing or two about dotball. While their opening day blowout loss is upsetting Their win over the Growl is a quality win that counts for something.
2. Monmouth Evil Monkeys (3-0). The only reason they aren't #1 is because their schedule has been extremely easy so far, and the Sin somehow bear Djibouti by 60 points more than they did.
3. Chicago Hedgehogs (2-1). Yes the Hedgehogs have 0 quality wins and lost to CCIA (who I have ranked lower). My own bias aside, I think this is a fair ranking for this point in the season, and I am neither going to let a single loss, nor a few meaningless 3-0's turn my rankings retarded.
4. Bucking Broncos. 3-0 team. Quality win over CCIA. Can the newb farm team keep it rolling? Are they one of 2 farm teams in GLB with coordinators who care? I guess we'll find out something this week vs MEM....
5. South Georgia Growl. 1-2 team. The record doesn't tell it all when 2 of your first 3 games are against a top2 west team and a top2 east team (both of whom you played close). The Growl should maybe be at #4, but I'll let BB have their day before MEM smashes their face in I suppose.
6. Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens. 2-1 team. No I am not dogging CCIA for their awesome job taking down the Hedgehogs. They would be ranked higher, but I find their loss to the Broncos to be upsetting, as I'm not yet convinced that team is for real. Plus the west is packed with talent (I'd contend moreso than any other pro league conference) so #6 isn't too shabby.
7. Car Ram Rod. 3-0 team. Is a reference to a 10 year old comedy enough to make the USAPro playoffs? I don't know, but they are on the right start. The wins don't mean a ton, but I ran out of teams that might actually be good...
8. Doomsday Sin. 2-1 team. Yes, a team of L65/L66 players is my 8 seed. Everyone who loses to them should be yelled at, but Lost actually seems to have his shit together after he got out-thought by himself week 1.
9. Covington Black Knights. 1-2 team. You guys played the Sin close and don't seem to be all that awful. Only time will tell though...
10. Kickin Djibouti. 1-2 team. Played MEM close which is impressive. Holy shit did the Doomsday Sin destroy you guys though. Don't worry you have 13 more games to prove which team is the real you...
11. Flint Cobras. 1-2 team. You seem less awful than the rest of them.... Congrats?
12. Springwood Slashers. 0-3 team. You only lost to MEM by 95, which is better than any team that'll be blow you here. Sweet motion gif team avatar gives you brownie points as well.
13. Indiana Inferno. 1-2 team. Since you have 1 win and are completely awful, you get seeded above the 0 win completely awful teams. Also a logo with fire makes more sense and is cooler than a logo with the devil. Learn to logo imo...
14-16. Keep a game within 200 against a good team and I'll write something about you.
/rankings
1. Cincinnati Shockers (2-1). Yes, I am putting a team thats not 3-0 in my top spot. That is because I know a thing or two about dotball. While their opening day blowout loss is upsetting Their win over the Growl is a quality win that counts for something.
2. Monmouth Evil Monkeys (3-0). The only reason they aren't #1 is because their schedule has been extremely easy so far, and the Sin somehow bear Djibouti by 60 points more than they did.
3. Chicago Hedgehogs (2-1). Yes the Hedgehogs have 0 quality wins and lost to CCIA (who I have ranked lower). My own bias aside, I think this is a fair ranking for this point in the season, and I am neither going to let a single loss, nor a few meaningless 3-0's turn my rankings retarded.
4. Bucking Broncos. 3-0 team. Quality win over CCIA. Can the newb farm team keep it rolling? Are they one of 2 farm teams in GLB with coordinators who care? I guess we'll find out something this week vs MEM....
5. South Georgia Growl. 1-2 team. The record doesn't tell it all when 2 of your first 3 games are against a top2 west team and a top2 east team (both of whom you played close). The Growl should maybe be at #4, but I'll let BB have their day before MEM smashes their face in I suppose.
6. Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens. 2-1 team. No I am not dogging CCIA for their awesome job taking down the Hedgehogs. They would be ranked higher, but I find their loss to the Broncos to be upsetting, as I'm not yet convinced that team is for real. Plus the west is packed with talent (I'd contend moreso than any other pro league conference) so #6 isn't too shabby.
7. Car Ram Rod. 3-0 team. Is a reference to a 10 year old comedy enough to make the USAPro playoffs? I don't know, but they are on the right start. The wins don't mean a ton, but I ran out of teams that might actually be good...
8. Doomsday Sin. 2-1 team. Yes, a team of L65/L66 players is my 8 seed. Everyone who loses to them should be yelled at, but Lost actually seems to have his shit together after he got out-thought by himself week 1.
9. Covington Black Knights. 1-2 team. You guys played the Sin close and don't seem to be all that awful. Only time will tell though...
10. Kickin Djibouti. 1-2 team. Played MEM close which is impressive. Holy shit did the Doomsday Sin destroy you guys though. Don't worry you have 13 more games to prove which team is the real you...
11. Flint Cobras. 1-2 team. You seem less awful than the rest of them.... Congrats?
12. Springwood Slashers. 0-3 team. You only lost to MEM by 95, which is better than any team that'll be blow you here. Sweet motion gif team avatar gives you brownie points as well.
13. Indiana Inferno. 1-2 team. Since you have 1 win and are completely awful, you get seeded above the 0 win completely awful teams. Also a logo with fire makes more sense and is cooler than a logo with the devil. Learn to logo imo...
14-16. Keep a game within 200 against a good team and I'll write something about you.
/rankings
