Warrior General Games

I present to you your new Canadian Pro league champions:

The Dallas Longhorns. honestly nobody in this league has a sheeps shart of a chance against us , especially with a team of highly polished coordinators and loldots.

say bye bye to your marriages, because if you wanna even come within 3494098545 points of us you better be gameplanning all day and all night, while your ugly wife flicks her bean alone in the back of your garden shed. you wont even have time for your dolphin porn obsession to continue to grow.

have fun losing this season boys, we are on the way to the big time AGAIN.

scrubs

Originally posted by flarsten
scrubs

good show, has nothing to do with how good we are though.

you and your young whipper snappers are DED!

Watch out! The Longhorns will be getting lv64 equip upgrades soon!!

Originally posted by pelland
Watch out! The Longhorns will be getting lv64 equip upgrades soon!!

Will be a dark day for the rest of CPL indeed.

cool story bro

Originally posted by rocklee711
cool story bro

Yes it is, I enjoy reading it every season, and I am glad you enjoyed the story as well.

aren't you the guy that faked his death?
nice job

Originally posted by stromstarhammer
aren't you the guy that faked his death?
nice job

Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty,
By the shores of Big Snake Lake.
Though your swings are rusty,
We know they'll never break.
From your gleaming mess hall,
To your hallowed baseball field,
Your spic n' span infirmary,
Where all our wounds are healed.
Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty,
Below Mount Avalanche.
We will always love Kamp Krusty,
A registered trademark of the Krusty Corporation,
All rights reserved!

Originally posted by rocklee711
cool story bro

you tell that story at parties?

Originally posted by ryan_grant-25
Originally posted by rocklee711

cool story bro

you tell that story at parties?

My favourite parties are no pants parties

currently #10 out of 16 teams in the conference in terms of effective levels. Pretty solid considering we're usually at the bottom.

Teams better beat us this season while they still can.

Adieu

Originally posted by KingDan23
Adieu

I bid you