Week 14 Predictions
Usual disclaimer: this is my opinion only. If you don’t like it, I still love you.
Welcome to grunge week.
NAGA
Game Of The Week
Palembang Drunken Monks (12-1) v Sainte Foy Cyclones (11-2)
SFC simultaneously broke their GoTW curse and beat an elite team last week. Can they do it again this time? All Apologies http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTRXzkRis-s SFC, but you know I’ll pick the Monks--they’re my team and all. I am hoping it’s the Monks’ season to Shine http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_m0bI82Rz_k Monks 27, SFC 17
Other Naga Games
Portland Dirty Penguins (11-2) v Victoria Teabaggers (6-7)
VT has pulled into that number 8 spot and would love to hold onto it, but this game will be tough. The plus side for VT is that it’s likely we see a .500 team in the Naga playoffs. The question is, can they snuff the Rooster http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAE6Il6OTcs err Penguin this time out? PDP 35, VT 20
The Cult (11-2) v Cambodia Mountain Men (5-8)
A loss here would be the final dagger for CMM’s playoff hopes. Can they stay Alive http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM0zINtulhM against a tough and angry Cult squad? Highly doubting. Cult 52, CMM 17
Hong Kong Hustlers (10-3) v Beer Drinkers, Hell Raisers and Mom (2-11)
HKH is cruising to the end of the season and the Drinkers, well, they need a drink at tihs point. It’s the Shadow of the Season http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vujMy_r5NsY for them. HKH 56, Drinkers 13
Pa Dong Dragons (7-6) v Guam Tigers (1-12)
Pa Dong better win this one to keep their playoff dreams alive because the last two games will not be easy. Guam is likely on their way out of the league. Say Hello 2 Heaven http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmxaFf-lpZY for us. Um, AAA I mean. Pa Dong 42, Guam 14
Pudong Skyfire (10-3) v Golden Hill Bones (6-7)
Don’t sleep on Pudong, they are still a major threat come playoff time. GHB needs an upset in one of their tough games coming up to have a playoff shot. Could this be it? I Just http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIFLtNYI3Ls don’t think so. Pudong 38, GHB 24
Woody Island Wolverines (6-7) v Bacolod Skullcrushers (1-12)
This is like one of those spaghetti westerns where the cowboy is left for dead and then he comes back pissed off. WW was written off at 1-7 but has won 5 straight and quite frankly will probably end up 9-7. Could they be the team to finally send long-time SEAPL team Bacolod out of the league? They look like Stars http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvq4LdngkD4 right now. WW 45, Bacolod 21
Chi-Town Hustlers (5-8) v Orlando Praying Mantis (2-11)
CTH needs to win out to have a playoff shot, which does not look likely. OPM will probably avoid relegation at least. That’s tough to swallow but maybe a little Pepper http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTltKbfvnfI will make it go down easier. CTH 33, OPM 20
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lolgaruda
Game of the Week
New York Empire (9-4) v Krakow Kryptonite (5-7-1)
Odd GoTW in lolgaruda, I know, but it’s the best there is this time out. Krakow could really use a win here to propel themselves into the playoffs although it’s possible they could sneak in at 7-8-1. Carrying that kind of record into the playoffs would be a bit Cumbersome http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjNn4bbbgSw but I’m sure they wouldn’t complain. NYE 33, Krakow 24
Other lolgaruda Games
Three Kingdom Warriors (12-1) v New People’s Army (0-13)
This will be as ugly as GLB games get. NPA has been Dead and Bloated http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM8dS51Rf-I for a while now. TKW 255, NPA 0
Buffalo Rampage (12-1) v Boston Bears (6-7)
Boston could conceivably lose this game and still make the playoffs. That’s good because they probably will lose this one. You’ll want to bust out the Six Pack http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ucAEdM8CLY by the time this one’s over. Buffalo 65, Boston 30
Lucid D.R.E.A.M. (11-2) v Sioux Falls Storm (4-9)
Lucid is looking like a sure home field playoff team and should be dangerous in the big dance. SFS has competed this season and I expect that they come back stronger next time. To SFS, I Say Fuck http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFojjhejC7Q this season and enjoy next. Lucid 52, SFS 13
Phu Khao Bow Chicka Brown Cows (10-3) v Mandalay King Cobras (2-11)
Cows, the season isn’t over yet, so don’t give up. Who knows maybe you’ll catch fire and steal some playoff wins. Cobras, not so much, but see you next season. Remember there’s No Rain http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qVPNONdF58 in the offseason. Cows 49, Cobras 20
Buffalo Knights (8-5) v Wu Dang Kung Fu Academy (7-5-1)
Wu is looking pretty solid for the playoffs, but it’s not a sure thing with two of their last three games being of the difficult variety. Buffalo will clinch with a win. Don’t expect those visiting locker rooms to be too Plush http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5UOC0C0x8Q Buffalo. Buffalo 27, Wu 24
Quad Cities Quarantine (6-7) v Lefkada-Singapore Seahawks (3-10)
QCQ probably needs to win two of three to make the playoffs, making this one a must win. LSS, see you guys back better next season hopefully. QCQ, there are No Excuses http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r80HF68KM8g if you lose here. QCQ 30, LSS 20
Atlantic Great Whites (5-8) v Tibetan Black Dragons (0-13)
AGW is actually not eliminated mathematically yet and they get basically a bye week here. The bad news is that they get Lucid next week. Whatever happens, just keep Everything Zen http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVmOIWiSxSM and you’ll be fine. AGW 180, TBD 6
Usual disclaimer: this is my opinion only. If you don’t like it, I still love you.
Welcome to grunge week.
NAGA
Game Of The Week
Palembang Drunken Monks (12-1) v Sainte Foy Cyclones (11-2)
SFC simultaneously broke their GoTW curse and beat an elite team last week. Can they do it again this time? All Apologies http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTRXzkRis-s SFC, but you know I’ll pick the Monks--they’re my team and all. I am hoping it’s the Monks’ season to Shine http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_m0bI82Rz_k Monks 27, SFC 17
Other Naga Games
Portland Dirty Penguins (11-2) v Victoria Teabaggers (6-7)
VT has pulled into that number 8 spot and would love to hold onto it, but this game will be tough. The plus side for VT is that it’s likely we see a .500 team in the Naga playoffs. The question is, can they snuff the Rooster http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAE6Il6OTcs err Penguin this time out? PDP 35, VT 20
The Cult (11-2) v Cambodia Mountain Men (5-8)
A loss here would be the final dagger for CMM’s playoff hopes. Can they stay Alive http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM0zINtulhM against a tough and angry Cult squad? Highly doubting. Cult 52, CMM 17
Hong Kong Hustlers (10-3) v Beer Drinkers, Hell Raisers and Mom (2-11)
HKH is cruising to the end of the season and the Drinkers, well, they need a drink at tihs point. It’s the Shadow of the Season http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vujMy_r5NsY for them. HKH 56, Drinkers 13
Pa Dong Dragons (7-6) v Guam Tigers (1-12)
Pa Dong better win this one to keep their playoff dreams alive because the last two games will not be easy. Guam is likely on their way out of the league. Say Hello 2 Heaven http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmxaFf-lpZY for us. Um, AAA I mean. Pa Dong 42, Guam 14
Pudong Skyfire (10-3) v Golden Hill Bones (6-7)
Don’t sleep on Pudong, they are still a major threat come playoff time. GHB needs an upset in one of their tough games coming up to have a playoff shot. Could this be it? I Just http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIFLtNYI3Ls don’t think so. Pudong 38, GHB 24
Woody Island Wolverines (6-7) v Bacolod Skullcrushers (1-12)
This is like one of those spaghetti westerns where the cowboy is left for dead and then he comes back pissed off. WW was written off at 1-7 but has won 5 straight and quite frankly will probably end up 9-7. Could they be the team to finally send long-time SEAPL team Bacolod out of the league? They look like Stars http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvq4LdngkD4 right now. WW 45, Bacolod 21
Chi-Town Hustlers (5-8) v Orlando Praying Mantis (2-11)
CTH needs to win out to have a playoff shot, which does not look likely. OPM will probably avoid relegation at least. That’s tough to swallow but maybe a little Pepper http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTltKbfvnfI will make it go down easier. CTH 33, OPM 20
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lolgaruda
Game of the Week
New York Empire (9-4) v Krakow Kryptonite (5-7-1)
Odd GoTW in lolgaruda, I know, but it’s the best there is this time out. Krakow could really use a win here to propel themselves into the playoffs although it’s possible they could sneak in at 7-8-1. Carrying that kind of record into the playoffs would be a bit Cumbersome http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjNn4bbbgSw but I’m sure they wouldn’t complain. NYE 33, Krakow 24
Other lolgaruda Games
Three Kingdom Warriors (12-1) v New People’s Army (0-13)
This will be as ugly as GLB games get. NPA has been Dead and Bloated http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM8dS51Rf-I for a while now. TKW 255, NPA 0
Buffalo Rampage (12-1) v Boston Bears (6-7)
Boston could conceivably lose this game and still make the playoffs. That’s good because they probably will lose this one. You’ll want to bust out the Six Pack http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ucAEdM8CLY by the time this one’s over. Buffalo 65, Boston 30
Lucid D.R.E.A.M. (11-2) v Sioux Falls Storm (4-9)
Lucid is looking like a sure home field playoff team and should be dangerous in the big dance. SFS has competed this season and I expect that they come back stronger next time. To SFS, I Say Fuck http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFojjhejC7Q this season and enjoy next. Lucid 52, SFS 13
Phu Khao Bow Chicka Brown Cows (10-3) v Mandalay King Cobras (2-11)
Cows, the season isn’t over yet, so don’t give up. Who knows maybe you’ll catch fire and steal some playoff wins. Cobras, not so much, but see you next season. Remember there’s No Rain http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qVPNONdF58 in the offseason. Cows 49, Cobras 20
Buffalo Knights (8-5) v Wu Dang Kung Fu Academy (7-5-1)
Wu is looking pretty solid for the playoffs, but it’s not a sure thing with two of their last three games being of the difficult variety. Buffalo will clinch with a win. Don’t expect those visiting locker rooms to be too Plush http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5UOC0C0x8Q Buffalo. Buffalo 27, Wu 24
Quad Cities Quarantine (6-7) v Lefkada-Singapore Seahawks (3-10)
QCQ probably needs to win two of three to make the playoffs, making this one a must win. LSS, see you guys back better next season hopefully. QCQ, there are No Excuses http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r80HF68KM8g if you lose here. QCQ 30, LSS 20
Atlantic Great Whites (5-8) v Tibetan Black Dragons (0-13)
AGW is actually not eliminated mathematically yet and they get basically a bye week here. The bad news is that they get Lucid next week. Whatever happens, just keep Everything Zen http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVmOIWiSxSM and you’ll be fine. AGW 180, TBD 6
