Week 6 Predictions
Usual disclaimer: this is my opinion only. If you don’t like it, I still love you.
Welcome to Pulp Fiction week...the Wolf will be coming directly.
NAGA
Game Of The Week
Pudong Skyfire (5-0) v Victoria Teabaggers (3-2)
Pudong is another GoTW, how could it be? VT may not be one of the elite teams but they are dangerous and they have been playing better recently. WW played them both equally close, so who knows? I better go see this one, it’s at Victoria? “That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten.” Pudong 38, VT 20
Other Naga Games
The Cult (5-0) v Woody Island Wolverines (1-4)
This looked like a great matchup in the preseason but WW has not been playing to expectations thus far. I want to know what happened to their coordinators? I mean really? “You, flock of seagulls, you know why we're here? Why don't you tell my man Vincent where you got the shit hid at?” Cult 30, WW 14
Sainte Foy Cyclones (5-0) v Bacolod Skullcrushers (1-4)
SFC continues to roll while Bacolod continues to get rolled. Sounds like a fun one. Have the Skullcrushers realized yet that the season has started? “Hey kids! How you boys doin'? Hey, keep chillin’.” SFC 45, Bacolod 10
Palembang Drunken Monks (5-0) v Guam Tigers (1-4)
A lot of games like this on the schedule this week where the top teams seem to be avoiding each other for the most part. Guam’s current goal is to avoid relegation. Hey Brett, you know why I think the Monks are winning? “Brett: Because of the metric system? Jules: Check out the big brain on Brett! You're a smart motherfucker. That's right. The metric system.” Monks 85, Guam 6
Portland Dirty Penguins (4-1) v Beer Drinkers, Hell Raisers and Mom (0-5)
It doesn’t get any easier for the Drinkers this week. If they can somehow survive the season they should be a threat next time. The birds have been angry for a few weeks now, but they’re more mellow now. Mellow enough to let the Drinkers win? Amo: “Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.” PDP 52, Drinkers 10
Hong Kong Hustlers (4-1) v Orlando Praying Mantis (2-3)
OPM is in a tough stretch in their schedule. We’ll see how they recover later on and that will determine if they can make a late push to the playoffs. In the meantime you Hustlers mind if I help myself to some of that coffee you got brewing? “Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice right, but he springs this serious GOURMET shit on us! What flavor is this?” HKH 56, OPM 13
Pa Dong Dragons (2-3) v Chi-Town Hustlers (2-3)
Times have gotten lean since Pa Dong got off to a hot start. Real lean. CTH meanwhile seems to be playing better every week. This could be a close one. Pa Dong might need some help, you want me to send it? “You ain't got no problem, Jules. I'm on the motherfucker. Go back in there, chill them niggers out and wait for the Wolf who should be coming directly.” Pa Dong 30, CTH 24
Golden Hill Bones (2-3) v Cambodia Mountain Men (1-4)
I am expecting GHB to be in the playoff picture at season’s end. CMM? Not so much. Maybe at least in the ballpark? “Ain't no fuckin' ballpark neither.” GHB 42, CMM 17
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lolgaruda
Game Of The Week
Buffalo Rampage (5-0) v New York Empire (3-2)
Another GoTW for Buffalo. Will they be taking on the team that almost beat Pudong or the team that got run clean out of the stadium by the Cows? That will certainly make a difference as to how close this one is, but either way probably the same result in the W column. Hey VJ, do you boys in Buffalo have that coordinator thing down? “Shit yeah. I got my technique down and everything.” Ok then. Buffalo 42, NYE 20
Other lolgaruda Games
Three Kingdom Warriors (4-1) v Tibetan Black Dragons (0-5)
Ya, not even the Wolf could save the Dragons on this one, it will get ugly. Hey Dragons, you think you’ll be in SEA next season? “I'm gonna get fuckin' divorced. No marriage counselling, no trial separation, I'm gonna get fuckin' divorced.” Oh, ya you’re probably right. TKW 202, TBD 0
Lucid D.R.E.A.M. (4-1) v Boston Bears (2-3)
Man, I hope Boston wasn’t enjoying that 2 game winning streak too much. Lucid is rolling into town and it ain’t for no tea party. Any word from the Lucid lockeroom? “Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!” Ok, that’s a bit extreme, it’s just a game you know? Lucid 49, Boston 17
Phu Khao Bow Chicka Brown Cows (4-1) v Atlantic Great Whites (2-3)
You know, AGW hasn’t been bad. Ofc they haven’t been good either. Hmm, they would have to be good to win this one. What’s that AGW, you penciled in a W here? “You see, this profession is filled to the brim with unrealistic motherfuckers.” Cows 35, AGW 13
Buffalo Knights (3-2) v Quad Cities Quarantine (3-2)
Ya, Knights, that last game you played? Kinda bad. This one should be pretty good though and has major playoff implications down the road since QCQ is hanging right in there. I hear the Knights usually start out slow though and mess around the first 20 minutes of a game. “That gives us exactly... forty minutes to get the fuck out of Dodge. Which, if you do what I say when I say it, should be plenty.” Buffalo 27, QCQ 20
Wu Dang Kung Fu Academy (3-2) v Mandalay King Cobras (0-5)
Wu has got to be happy to be in lolgaruda this season. They won’t be too happy next season though if they’re still here and a few WL teams demote. What’s that Wu, you’re just trying to stay humble and earn respect? “Spoken like a true prodigy. How about you, Lash LaRue? You think you can keep your spurs from jinglin' and janglin'?” Wu 45, Mandalay 13
Lefkada-Singapore Seahawks (2-3) v Krakow Kryptonite (1-4)
Could one of these teams make a run at the playoffs? I don’t think so this season but both will avoid relegation and be back stronger next time. Krakow has a worse record but honestly they’ve played tougher opponents and looked fairly respectable. What do you think Kryptonite? “Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.” That should work. Krakow 34, LSS 27
Sioux Falls Storm (1-4) v New People’s Army (0-5)
Welcome to your second win SFS. Just be cool and act like you’ve been there before. “We're gonna be like three little Fonzies here. And what's Fonzie like? Come on Yolanda what's Fonzie like?” SFS 85, NPA 7
Usual disclaimer: this is my opinion only. If you don’t like it, I still love you.
Welcome to Pulp Fiction week...the Wolf will be coming directly.
NAGA
Game Of The Week
Pudong Skyfire (5-0) v Victoria Teabaggers (3-2)
Pudong is another GoTW, how could it be? VT may not be one of the elite teams but they are dangerous and they have been playing better recently. WW played them both equally close, so who knows? I better go see this one, it’s at Victoria? “That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten.” Pudong 38, VT 20
Other Naga Games
The Cult (5-0) v Woody Island Wolverines (1-4)
This looked like a great matchup in the preseason but WW has not been playing to expectations thus far. I want to know what happened to their coordinators? I mean really? “You, flock of seagulls, you know why we're here? Why don't you tell my man Vincent where you got the shit hid at?” Cult 30, WW 14
Sainte Foy Cyclones (5-0) v Bacolod Skullcrushers (1-4)
SFC continues to roll while Bacolod continues to get rolled. Sounds like a fun one. Have the Skullcrushers realized yet that the season has started? “Hey kids! How you boys doin'? Hey, keep chillin’.” SFC 45, Bacolod 10
Palembang Drunken Monks (5-0) v Guam Tigers (1-4)
A lot of games like this on the schedule this week where the top teams seem to be avoiding each other for the most part. Guam’s current goal is to avoid relegation. Hey Brett, you know why I think the Monks are winning? “Brett: Because of the metric system? Jules: Check out the big brain on Brett! You're a smart motherfucker. That's right. The metric system.” Monks 85, Guam 6
Portland Dirty Penguins (4-1) v Beer Drinkers, Hell Raisers and Mom (0-5)
It doesn’t get any easier for the Drinkers this week. If they can somehow survive the season they should be a threat next time. The birds have been angry for a few weeks now, but they’re more mellow now. Mellow enough to let the Drinkers win? Amo: “Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.” PDP 52, Drinkers 10
Hong Kong Hustlers (4-1) v Orlando Praying Mantis (2-3)
OPM is in a tough stretch in their schedule. We’ll see how they recover later on and that will determine if they can make a late push to the playoffs. In the meantime you Hustlers mind if I help myself to some of that coffee you got brewing? “Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice right, but he springs this serious GOURMET shit on us! What flavor is this?” HKH 56, OPM 13
Pa Dong Dragons (2-3) v Chi-Town Hustlers (2-3)
Times have gotten lean since Pa Dong got off to a hot start. Real lean. CTH meanwhile seems to be playing better every week. This could be a close one. Pa Dong might need some help, you want me to send it? “You ain't got no problem, Jules. I'm on the motherfucker. Go back in there, chill them niggers out and wait for the Wolf who should be coming directly.” Pa Dong 30, CTH 24
Golden Hill Bones (2-3) v Cambodia Mountain Men (1-4)
I am expecting GHB to be in the playoff picture at season’s end. CMM? Not so much. Maybe at least in the ballpark? “Ain't no fuckin' ballpark neither.” GHB 42, CMM 17
______________________________________________________
lolgaruda
Game Of The Week
Buffalo Rampage (5-0) v New York Empire (3-2)
Another GoTW for Buffalo. Will they be taking on the team that almost beat Pudong or the team that got run clean out of the stadium by the Cows? That will certainly make a difference as to how close this one is, but either way probably the same result in the W column. Hey VJ, do you boys in Buffalo have that coordinator thing down? “Shit yeah. I got my technique down and everything.” Ok then. Buffalo 42, NYE 20
Other lolgaruda Games
Three Kingdom Warriors (4-1) v Tibetan Black Dragons (0-5)
Ya, not even the Wolf could save the Dragons on this one, it will get ugly. Hey Dragons, you think you’ll be in SEA next season? “I'm gonna get fuckin' divorced. No marriage counselling, no trial separation, I'm gonna get fuckin' divorced.” Oh, ya you’re probably right. TKW 202, TBD 0
Lucid D.R.E.A.M. (4-1) v Boston Bears (2-3)
Man, I hope Boston wasn’t enjoying that 2 game winning streak too much. Lucid is rolling into town and it ain’t for no tea party. Any word from the Lucid lockeroom? “Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!” Ok, that’s a bit extreme, it’s just a game you know? Lucid 49, Boston 17
Phu Khao Bow Chicka Brown Cows (4-1) v Atlantic Great Whites (2-3)
You know, AGW hasn’t been bad. Ofc they haven’t been good either. Hmm, they would have to be good to win this one. What’s that AGW, you penciled in a W here? “You see, this profession is filled to the brim with unrealistic motherfuckers.” Cows 35, AGW 13
Buffalo Knights (3-2) v Quad Cities Quarantine (3-2)
Ya, Knights, that last game you played? Kinda bad. This one should be pretty good though and has major playoff implications down the road since QCQ is hanging right in there. I hear the Knights usually start out slow though and mess around the first 20 minutes of a game. “That gives us exactly... forty minutes to get the fuck out of Dodge. Which, if you do what I say when I say it, should be plenty.” Buffalo 27, QCQ 20
Wu Dang Kung Fu Academy (3-2) v Mandalay King Cobras (0-5)
Wu has got to be happy to be in lolgaruda this season. They won’t be too happy next season though if they’re still here and a few WL teams demote. What’s that Wu, you’re just trying to stay humble and earn respect? “Spoken like a true prodigy. How about you, Lash LaRue? You think you can keep your spurs from jinglin' and janglin'?” Wu 45, Mandalay 13
Lefkada-Singapore Seahawks (2-3) v Krakow Kryptonite (1-4)
Could one of these teams make a run at the playoffs? I don’t think so this season but both will avoid relegation and be back stronger next time. Krakow has a worse record but honestly they’ve played tougher opponents and looked fairly respectable. What do you think Kryptonite? “Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.” That should work. Krakow 34, LSS 27
Sioux Falls Storm (1-4) v New People’s Army (0-5)
Welcome to your second win SFS. Just be cool and act like you’ve been there before. “We're gonna be like three little Fonzies here. And what's Fonzie like? Come on Yolanda what's Fonzie like?” SFS 85, NPA 7
Edited by Texan DTD on Nov 30, 2010 10:00:45
