Warrior General Games

Give us your best clowning lines. The older school the better.

Originally posted by DONKEIDIC
Give us your best clowning lines. The older school the better.

I'll cut you down so low you'll.......

..... play racket ball on the curb
..... play hulahoops with a Cheerio
..... you could pole vault into a midget's ass

Originally posted by MC_Hammer
I'll cut you down so low you'll.......

..... play racket ball on the curb
..... play hulahoops with a Cheerio
..... you could pole vault into a midget's ass

this is why IC missed playoffs last season

Originally posted by Livestrong
Originally posted by MC_Hammer

I'll cut you down so low you'll.......

..... play racket ball on the curb
..... play hulahoops with a Cheerio
..... you could pole vault into a midget's ass

this is why IC missed playoffs last season

Well, he said old school.... those were from the late 70s-early 80s.

Your Owner is so stupid, he thought Quarterback was a refund

This is probably why we'll miss the play-offs

You're going down faster than Monica Lewinski

Your QB is so stupid, it takes him two hours to watch 60 minutes.

I had high hopes for this thread...

your QB's so ugly, when he was young his parents had to tie a bone around his neck to get the dog to play with him.

your mamma is sooooo fat, she fell down and broke her leg and gravy poured out.

She is soo fat when she wears a malcolm X jacket helicopters try to land on her.

Your mamma is soo fat, your dad has to roll her in flour to find the wet spot. and then has to repel off of her when he is done. He sounds like those army guys, hut hut hut hut hut hut

yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

Your Mama's like a mosquito, you have to slap her to get her to stop sucking.

Your Mama's so fat that when God said "let there be light" he told your Mama to move her fat ass out of the way.

Your Mama's like a brick she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.

Your team is so slow, it takes them an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes.

One of my own--- Your momma is the only person I know that knows more about ding dong's than hostess.