You guys are weak...the only thread that's going on here right now is the GG thread and "Dead Forum is Dead". Repeat after me..."S E A PRO is a REAL Pro League, I will ACT like a real pro". Say that 10 times kk?
Anyway, I'll do NAGA rankings the rest of the way because I know that it makes things funner when someone else does these and I read them about the teams I on. So, no fun for me...but fun for you. Enjoy
NAGA
#1) Garudas - Not good enough for the WL, more then good enough for what's left in SEA Pro after our stud teams promoted to WL for season 18. I think they will go 14-0 and then have a couple of tough games at the end and probably end up 15-1 or 16-0. They aren't a lock for the NAGA crown...put pretty damn close.
#2) HK Hustlers - just destroying people so far. Power Tools + Williams is a ridiculous Combo...and mix in a nice blitzing CB scheme you have 6-0. They have Pu Dong, Garudas and the Tea Baggers still on the schedule but 14-2/13-3 at worst. This team is perennial regular season studs, post season chumps (zero titles...ever). So when cares start to happen...we'll see if they can do something positive this season.
#3) Drunken Monks - Ahh...palembang. I remember when they got to SEA Pro back in season 8 (? right?). still, not one gold on the mantle. This season...no losses, but also, haven't played anybody. Impressive scrimmage wins against Portland, Crimea, D.R.E.A.M, Banzai...and a near defeat of Samarang are enough to convince me that they are good enough to be here, despite a serious lack of S.O.S so far. Individual stats on this team look sick..until you blowout adjust them
#4) CoP - slackers. CoP wasn't EVEN ready for this season. Defense wasn't set up, BP hadn't figured out that streaks were crap yet.....they fell harder in the first two games then a Vegas Hooker falls for BP when he flashes his gansta's roll. They have regrouped and through transitive properties I have them at #4 (they beat portland, victoria lost to portland). This season has two goals for them...
A) don't be in the #4/5 slot to avoid the Garudas in the 2nd round
B) See if BP can run both sides of the ball while simultaneously being the coolest midget at GLB. Tough routine..we'll see if it can be done.
#5) Skyfire - very very very good team. Like Scary good. This team is going to make WL eventually, maybe not this year..maybe not the next...but maybe next season, maybe not. But yeah...eventually. They got hoodwinked by CoP actually putting a defense in a couple of weeks ago and got rolled. They have a crazy defensive scheme and some overpowered juiced up dots. Capable of beating anyone, except teams better then them. Solid #5.
#6) Victoria - 5-1, but lost to the only good team they've played this season. These guys are a class act, they have "psycho" in alot of the dotnames, they play alot of scrimmages...their mascot is a black and white bag of sugar, I mean these guys roll with class and I like them. What I think holds these guys back is a little is that they have no "super dots"...just a bunch of really good ones. Could surprise someone in the playoffs, but #6 you are.
#7) Wolverines - Listen, first off...the nickname "Wolverines" became very uncool after Jud Nelson sat on top of that hill in Nebraska and yelled it. 2nd off, who the hell ARE you guys? I know Sik Wit It...I don't know anybody else on the GM list..but you guys beat the Brown Chicken dudes in preseason so you have some builds. Off to a fast start...but you have at least 6 losses coming up on your schedule. So enjoy the good life while you can, SEA pro will settle up with you soon enough.
#8) Dirty Dirty Penguins - You guys can look so good and then BOOM, you suck for brief periods of time. If Stephen Hawking wrote (lol) another book, and wrote it about you guys it'd be called a "Brief history of Suck..but good most of the time". These guys just need some more seasoning and some AI adjustments and they can be good, just not this season. But quality team for sure..watch in the future.
#9) Pa Dong - good news, hard part of your schedule is over..bad news, you guys haven't won a playoff game in like 3 seasons and you won't again this season unless you get to the #7 slot. Listen, I know you guys like to keep your mantles clean...but lets show some cares and get it in gear, kk?
10-16 sorry guys....you no good dis season. CoP is a fan of Golden Hill Bones tho...so much so we cut Bunny Rabbit so he could go over there and help them win a game this season..haha. Also, their terrible WR..Collinsworth, stole Rusty Pickles AAA Endorsement a couple of seasons ago and he's on BP's hitlist.
Anyway fellas...I'm not going to do this every week...every other week and then a Postseason thread to follow.
**The above commentary is in no way endorsed by CoP or any member of the Cult of Personalities Organization. However, Bort and BP had beers the other night and he agrees with most of it...except for CoPtooLow
Anyway, I'll do NAGA rankings the rest of the way because I know that it makes things funner when someone else does these and I read them about the teams I on. So, no fun for me...but fun for you. Enjoy
NAGA
#1) Garudas - Not good enough for the WL, more then good enough for what's left in SEA Pro after our stud teams promoted to WL for season 18. I think they will go 14-0 and then have a couple of tough games at the end and probably end up 15-1 or 16-0. They aren't a lock for the NAGA crown...put pretty damn close.
#2) HK Hustlers - just destroying people so far. Power Tools + Williams is a ridiculous Combo...and mix in a nice blitzing CB scheme you have 6-0. They have Pu Dong, Garudas and the Tea Baggers still on the schedule but 14-2/13-3 at worst. This team is perennial regular season studs, post season chumps (zero titles...ever). So when cares start to happen...we'll see if they can do something positive this season.
#3) Drunken Monks - Ahh...palembang. I remember when they got to SEA Pro back in season 8 (? right?). still, not one gold on the mantle. This season...no losses, but also, haven't played anybody. Impressive scrimmage wins against Portland, Crimea, D.R.E.A.M, Banzai...and a near defeat of Samarang are enough to convince me that they are good enough to be here, despite a serious lack of S.O.S so far. Individual stats on this team look sick..until you blowout adjust them
#4) CoP - slackers. CoP wasn't EVEN ready for this season. Defense wasn't set up, BP hadn't figured out that streaks were crap yet.....they fell harder in the first two games then a Vegas Hooker falls for BP when he flashes his gansta's roll. They have regrouped and through transitive properties I have them at #4 (they beat portland, victoria lost to portland). This season has two goals for them...
A) don't be in the #4/5 slot to avoid the Garudas in the 2nd round
B) See if BP can run both sides of the ball while simultaneously being the coolest midget at GLB. Tough routine..we'll see if it can be done.
#5) Skyfire - very very very good team. Like Scary good. This team is going to make WL eventually, maybe not this year..maybe not the next...but maybe next season, maybe not. But yeah...eventually. They got hoodwinked by CoP actually putting a defense in a couple of weeks ago and got rolled. They have a crazy defensive scheme and some overpowered juiced up dots. Capable of beating anyone, except teams better then them. Solid #5.
#6) Victoria - 5-1, but lost to the only good team they've played this season. These guys are a class act, they have "psycho" in alot of the dotnames, they play alot of scrimmages...their mascot is a black and white bag of sugar, I mean these guys roll with class and I like them. What I think holds these guys back is a little is that they have no "super dots"...just a bunch of really good ones. Could surprise someone in the playoffs, but #6 you are.
#7) Wolverines - Listen, first off...the nickname "Wolverines" became very uncool after Jud Nelson sat on top of that hill in Nebraska and yelled it. 2nd off, who the hell ARE you guys? I know Sik Wit It...I don't know anybody else on the GM list..but you guys beat the Brown Chicken dudes in preseason so you have some builds. Off to a fast start...but you have at least 6 losses coming up on your schedule. So enjoy the good life while you can, SEA pro will settle up with you soon enough.
#8) Dirty Dirty Penguins - You guys can look so good and then BOOM, you suck for brief periods of time. If Stephen Hawking wrote (lol) another book, and wrote it about you guys it'd be called a "Brief history of Suck..but good most of the time". These guys just need some more seasoning and some AI adjustments and they can be good, just not this season. But quality team for sure..watch in the future.
#9) Pa Dong - good news, hard part of your schedule is over..bad news, you guys haven't won a playoff game in like 3 seasons and you won't again this season unless you get to the #7 slot. Listen, I know you guys like to keep your mantles clean...but lets show some cares and get it in gear, kk?
10-16 sorry guys....you no good dis season. CoP is a fan of Golden Hill Bones tho...so much so we cut Bunny Rabbit so he could go over there and help them win a game this season..haha. Also, their terrible WR..Collinsworth, stole Rusty Pickles AAA Endorsement a couple of seasons ago and he's on BP's hitlist.
Anyway fellas...I'm not going to do this every week...every other week and then a Postseason thread to follow.
**The above commentary is in no way endorsed by CoP or any member of the Cult of Personalities Organization. However, Bort and BP had beers the other night and he agrees with most of it...except for CoPtooLow
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