Here they are.
1. [2.5] Philadelphia Pushovers Coach: Jed GM: Asheme
Previous Rank: 2
Asheme says "Still my choice for the top spot, as they've done nothing to lose it. An improved pass D + already-dominate run D = super sessy. It doesn't take a rocket surgeon to see they're the best team in USA Pro right now. Good thing I am one, anyway. I'm a man of many hats."
D-will says "Asheme and jed got the winning part down pretty good these last couple of seasons."
Shagg says "Another elite team that just keeps winning, still gotta get over the hump."
morgan3 says "They were my preseason #1, they won both their games this week by 20+ points."
Florida__boi08 says "Realy like the scorre 25-3."
FairForever says "What more can I say? This team has a ridiculous number of moderators. They’ve shut down the pass, allowing the fewest yards through 3 games even though other teams have been passing a lot to catch up."
2. [2.75] Kalamazoo Coyotes Coach: Ronin
Previous Rank: 5
Asheme says "Squeaked by the Nasty, but a win's a win. Good thing you've got Saris' lvl 3674034 kicker/punter hitting 132 yard FGs or else you'd actually have to cross midfield."
D-will says "As all the rest had a semi easy schedule xept they beat the Nasty so that makes them number 1 for now."
Shagg says "They are consistent at one thing and thats winning. They come out of the east this season."
morgan3 says "Shutting up HoggLife in itself is a great accomplishment which gives them the #5 spot this week."
Florida__boi08 says "Solid team that has beat 2 good teams so far."
FairForever says "Cheapass level 25 kicker (hehehe). Nonetheless, Ronin, as usual, does a great job with the team as they look to recover from last season’s disappointing playoff loss."
3. [3.62] Detroit Dump Trucks Coach: suhgamer
Previous Rank: 3
Asheme says "Speaking of quality opponents, guess who hasn't played any? Can't penalize anyone for their schedule though (*coughcough*), and they've been winning rather handily. 54 hurries in three games is reeedonkulous."
D-will says "Dreading week 6 but so far easy teams ."
Shagg says "Just rolling they are a machine and I'm saying right now they will win the Championship this season."
morgan3 says "They keep the #2 spot this week after scoring at will against a decent team, and a cupcake."
Florida__boi08 says "Just beating up on cupcakes so far"
FairForever says "Yay?"
4. [4.12] Chicago Mustangs Coach: Tim Harper
Previous Rank: 1
Asheme says "Not exactly impressive wins against Sacramento and Washington, but I'm sure Tim will start setting tactics soon."
D-will says "Haha (Extreme)."
Shaggg says "Consistently win as well and will battle for Eastern Supremacy once again."
morgan3 says says "Allowed all of 9 points in the first 2 games. First game was against the cupcake Sabercats, then they made Pensacola look like a cupcake team, yet they made the playoffs last year."
Florida__boi08 says "Just dont like Tammy harper."
FairForever says "The Mustangs are back with more trash talk than ever. Andrew Vick continues to excel as USA Pro’s best Quarterback."
5. [5.25] San Antonio Saints Coach: hud
Previous Rank: 7
Asheme says "Yeah, yeah, impressive wins, etc, but I'm not putting you guys in the top five until you score some damn touchdowns. Yeesh."
D-will says "The mexicans are keeping it good and left a burn mark on my team"
Shagg says "Tough ass team with Ledyard leading the charge, doing a nice job right out of the gate."
Florida__boi08 says "Great start for a great team."
morgan3 says "They knocked off the defending champion Extreme in convincing fashion then squeaked one out vs the Mauraders."
Florida__boi08 says
FairForever says "Ledyard makes this team amazing, so unless hud becomes bolstersam, I don’t see this team losing this spot. No real quality wins yet, but have been outstanding nonetheless."
6. [7.12] New York Underdogs now the Bourbon Street Bullies Coach: CTap
Previous Rank: 18
Asheme says "Damn, I'm good. Check the newsreel, folks, crazy uncle Asheme called this one in the pre-season rankings. Thank you CTap for not making me look like a toolbag. No meds today, there really was a gremlin on your shoulder!"
D-will says "Lets see them bully ddt Lol."
Shagg says "Say what you want this team is for real don't push em cause they'll bully your ass."
morgan3 says "2 solid victories in the first week including a win over the Krazy, playoff team from a year ago."
Florida__boi08 says "Realy have turned it around this season."
FairForever says "Their team sorta creeps me out. But beating the Spartans is no easy feat."
7. [7.37] Dark Lotus Juggernauts Coach: Juggalokai
Previous Rank: 11
Asheme says "Worst 3-0 team ever? Probably not, but lack of a good opponent leaves the committee wondering just how good these Juggs are. Good Juggs? Yeah, I went there. Deal with it."
D-will says "If Juggalokai is back and these guys get some depth they are a team ready to strike for the crown. Otherwise this team will struggle to make the playoffs like last season."
Shagg says "Depth is a concern."
morgan3 says "Juggs looks to have their form of season 1 back with 2 wins in the first week keeping them undefeated to start the year."
Florida__boi08 says "Finnaly shut up the bulldogs."
FairForever says "Juggalokai is back. They still lack high-leveled depth, but are a scary team nonetheless. And hey, no losses is never bad."
8. [8.37] Golden State Athletics Coach: mofugga
Previous Rank: 8
Asheme says "Even steven. Just (not so) quietly handling business, beating three quality opponents. Gargantuan game against the Bourbon Street Bullies next week. Titans clashing, etc."
D-will says "WOOO!!! ."
Shagg says "You could conceivably have these guys ranked as high as 5 but I'm still not sold."
morgan3 says "Beating the Mauraders and the Globetrotters, has them round out the top 10."
Florida__boi08 says "Beat some solid teams."
FairForever says "GSA will probably take this as some insult in some sort of way."
9. [9.25] Detroit Nasty Coach: DeWittFootball
Previous Rank: 9
Asheme says "Ok, scary team with the early boost. Crushed Kalamazoo in total yards, but suffered a bitter defeat that tasted like Ray Finkle's toenail. Welcome back to the party, gentleman."
D-will says "Perfect xept for that hard lose at kalamazoo ...dam Fg's."
Shagg says "Tough loss to Zoo but still a very dangerous team."
morgan3 says "They beat up on the Skyhawks, then welcomed HoggLife to the league with a can of whoop ass."
Florida__boi08 says "Doing the dam thing."
FairForever says "
One loss, but to the Coyotes, in payback for Detroit’s win in the second round of the playoffs last season."
10. [10.37] Detroit Demon Lions Coach: The Strategy Expert
Previous Rank: 12
Asheme says "Detroit Demon Lions! Now with 4.6364572468123% more undefeated! They move up a spot in this week's rankings for resizing their logo. Good work, fellas." editor's note: Last week, Asheme ranked DDL 32. This week, he ranked them 31.
D-will says "Wow i hate them.."
Shagg says "Best of the group from AAA they've shown they can compete at a high level."
morgan3 says "Impressive showing this week outscoring their opponents by a score of 112-3, while knocking off 2 playoff teams from last year."
Florida__boi08 says "please, your wins come over teams with a combined record of 0-9."
FairForever says "“DDL” comes in undefeated. Very scary team out here."
11. [12.12] Tecmo SuperBowlers Coach: Toad22484
Previous Rank: 14
Asheme says "Nice to see you guys haven't lost your touch and can still beat up on AAA teams."
D-will says "I hate that game."
Shagg says "Who the fuck owns these guys never see him. Still good team."
morgan3 says "3rd team from AAA to go 2-0 this year in the Pros, but they faced two cupcakes in the first week, we will see how they fare next week with the Extreme, Mauraders and Globbies."
Florida__boi08 says "Beat the extreme, but who hasnt."
FairForever says "
The “other” undefeated new team. No quality wins yet, though. And no chance to play a good team until week 7 against the Bullies. But allowing only single-digit rushing yards per game is an excellent start nonetheless."
12. [14] San Jose Spartans Coach: PS3
Previous Rank: 6
Asheme says "This committee member is not swayed by records. SJS is still a top 10 team in this league, and I'm confident PS3 will have this team winning games soon. Too close shaves doesn't mean a cut jugular. Get some toilet paper, stop those nicks up, and get back out there!"
D-will says "Overated just like last year."
Shagg says "Way better than there record."
morgan3 says "After a devastating loss to the Globbies they knocked off a solid Daggers team."
Florida__boi08 says "should be doing better."
FairForever says "Losing top-notch talent is never fun. From last season’s top 2 pick in the West to middling dark horse, this team has a ways to go to return to the West’s elite."
13. [14.12] Dayton Brute Squad Coach: Quasta
Previous Rank: 20
Asheme says "Still leading the promoted teams in the logo department, but how far can that carry you? Detroit has closed the gap, can Dayton respond and download CorelDraw, too?"
D-will says "New and smashin."
Shagg says "Got their first loss to a very improved Marauder team."
morgan3 says "What an impressive first week in the Pro league. Knocked off the defending champion Extreme. That solidifies them for the #7 spot."
Florida__boi08 says "Beat the extreme but who hasnt."
FairForever says "
Team looks decent, but a disappointing loss to cellar-dweller Marauders that could hurt them in playoff seeding later."
14. [14.75] Oakland Intimidators Coach: tpaterniti
Previous Rank: 24
Asheme says "Over .500? Hell yes! You're my boy, Blue!"
D-will says "Lets see them live up to the intimidators part."
Shagg says "Nice team that will make the playoffs they have done a very good job."
Florida__boi08 says "tpaterniti know's what he is doing."
FairForever says "Another mod’s team has made a strong return from last year’s disappointment. New infusions of talent mean that chemistry levels are low, however. Easy first half of the season means we could see this team at 7-1 heading into midseason."
15. [15.25] D.C. Warpath Coach: Hogglife
Previous Rank: 13
Asheme says "Damn I'm good at predicting shit. Just call me Ashedamus."
D-will says "Love that tatoo on the ass there hogg."
Shagg says "Got their first win yippie fucking skippie."
morgan3 says "I tried as hard as I could to rank you low as possible but in the end, you guys are still better than 12 teams. HoggLife has a lot of work to do if he’s going to back up his trash talking."
Florida__boi08 says "Best 2 loss team."
FairForever says "Hogglife’s trash talk has been fun, but hasn’t saved the team from utter humiliation. At least they took a win against the mediocre SaberCats. An easy 6 games coming up can hopefully boost morale and record, and push this team into the playoffs. The passing game will have to improve though... even with the second most yards per game in the league, they’ve thrown 9 interceptions."
16. [15.37] Kentucky Wildcats Coach: justafish2002
Previous Rank: 21
Asheme says "A wtfloss against Miami and a difficult stretch of games coming up means they might be stapled to Kailua."
D-will says "No comment---Lol ."
Shagg says "I believe the Miami loss was a fluke and they'll get back on track."
morgan3 says "Losing to Miami Bulldogs could cost them a playoff spot this year. *Point and Laugh as Justafish for losing to the Bulldogs*
Florida__boi08 says "Sucks to loose to the bulldogs, dosnt it."
FairForever says "The 2-1 “mirage” (losing to the Bulldogs) means they can’t be higher up the standings. 7 of their next 8 games are against teams higher in the rankings, with the next 5 being the 5 undefeated teams in the conference. This 2-1 could become 3-8 very, very quickly."
17. [15.75] Kailua Daggers Coach: DigitalDaggers
Previous Rank: 10
Asheme says "Still waiting for you guys to put it together. Tough loss against GS, but the precipitous drop will start next week if more winlessness occurs."
D-will says "Cmon serenity."
Shagg says "Well they're 1-2 not much I can say thought they'd be better than that."
morgan3 says "Loss to Spartans was tough as they have Saints, GSA, and Brute Squad coming up next week. All should be great games."
Florida__boi08 says "DD's team should be better."
FairForever says "Disappointing start. DigitalDaggers already boosted too. Nowhere to go but down."
18. [15.87] Denver Globetrotters Coach: D-will
Previous Rank: 15
Asheme says "Talented, but troubled. Win more games, soon!"
D-will says "Beat the san jose and had two tough games after that."
Shagg says "Dwill must be pulling hair out cause his gang still can't get it together."
morgan3 says "Big victory over Spartans, and then just couldn’t quite hold of GSA. Solid Week for them."
Florida__boi08 says "Had to play alot of the top teams to start off."
FairForever says "Going 1-2 against 3 tough teams in the conference is nothing to be ashamed of. Doesn’t get any easier with Dayton, Tecmo, DDT, and Oakland coming up though. Don’t be surprised to see this team make a late “run” (based on their schedule.)"
19. [17.75] Miami Bulldogs Coach: rreeddss
Previous Rank: 30
Asheme says "2-1? Really? I'm flabbergasted. Respect where it's due. Here's to not coming down to earth anytime soon."
D-will says Who expected that?"
Shagg says "Lets see what they do with their schedule this week before I bite."
morgan3 says "Lowest ranked team that’s 2-1. Beating the Wildcats today was huge, possibly a playoff team this year with the poor quality of teams in the East."
Florida__boi08 says "lucky. but DLJ put you guys in your place."
FairForever says "Cinderella run? 2-0 ended with a loss to DLJ, and will have to fight it out for a chance at winning one of the next three."
20. [19.62] Minnesota Marauders Coach: Galkuris
Previous Rank: 19
Asheme says "Still cursed, I see. Galk, you need to find a pretty lady and a goat's foot to rub on your dice. Or something like that."
D-will says "Underated but nice coach."
Shagg says "Like this team for sure will fight every stinking game."
morgan3 says "Look to have a solid starting squad, just have bad luck with scheduling."
Florida__boi08 says "Good linebacking core."
FairForever says "The win against Dayton is huge, and should bring confidence that the Marauders can make the playoffs this season. Having a weak secondary does not bode well for the team, however."
21. [20.12] Washington Bullets Coach: monkeyskin
Previous Rank: 16
Asheme says "Also brutal with the Philly/Chicago early draw. A solid defensive team, but will need to find some answers on offense pretty quickly with the Nasty looming after two winnable games."
D-will says "Waiting for a spark."
Shagg says "Surprised but hey thats why they play them."
morgan3 says "You guys made the playoffs last year so you get a little slack over the other 0-2 teams. Also you had a rough schedule to start with Philly, DDL, and Chicago"
Florida__boi08 says "should consider boosting."
FairForever says "The better Washington team is winless, but played relatively competitive games against the Pushovers and Mustangs. This team can easily recover and make the playoffs if they can beat the other teams in the middle of the pack."
22. [21] Washington Extreme Coach: Switchgear
Previous Rank: 4
Asheme says "Um, guys, the season started already. I know you're excited about winning the championship and everything, but you still have to play this season. Maybe you should fire 97198124 of your GMs. As the saying goes, too many chefs screw up the crème brûlée.."
D-will says "Whats up with that?"
Shagg says "WTF happen to these guys. You get no love till you start winning ."
morgan3 says "After a horrible first week including 3 losses, 2 of 14 or more points, this team is going to have to turn it around quick if they are going to win it all again. They get DDT next week which will be a tough contest.
Florida__boi08 says "Sucks to be winnless."
FairForever says "Guess they forgot that you have to make the playoffs to be in the hunt for the championship. They’re still immersed in last year’s championship."
23. [22.25] Kansas Warriors Coach: bigtisme
Previous Rank: 23
Asheme says "Brutal draw with Philly and DLJ so early, but this team is talented and should pull out a few wins, just probably not anytime soon."
D-will says "They try..."
Shagg says "Another surprise here is these guys not winning a game yet.."
morgan3 says "Depth Chart shows they have no Fullback or TE. Could cost them down the road. With Chicago coming up look for them to start 0-4."
Florida__boi08 says "havent had an easy game yet."
24. [23.25] Saginaw Supernovas Coach: Shagg
Previous Rank: 28
Asheme says "Aw, shit, they done won a game, and against a decent team. Way to go, Shagg & co."
D-will says "Where is Saginaw?"
Shagg says "Chemistry is going up and so will their win total."
Florida__boi08 says "(florida__boi08 offers sam his shoulder to cry on.)"
FairForever says "The 2-1 “mirage” (losing to the Bulldogs) means they can’t be higher up the standings. 7 of their next 8 games are against teams higher in the rankings, with the next 5 being the 5 undefeated teams in the conference. This 2-1 could become 3-8 very, very quickly."
25. [24.75] Savannah Skyhawks Coach: terps85
Previous Rank: 29
Asheme says "Tough loss to Sacramento. Could've been 2-1!!!!"
D-will says "Who are they again?"
Shagg says "Decent team still a little ways off."
morgan3 says "Loss to Sabercats really killed this team. One cupcake had to lose though."
Florida__boi08 says "Beat the blazer who made the playoffs last year."
FairForever says "Their defense is way too weak. At least they can beat the other bottom-dwellers."
26. [25.12] Flathead Just Go Krazy Coach: bolstersam
Previous Rank: 17
Asheme says "Best 0-3 team ever? Pull yourselves together, man! Doesn't get any easier from here, could be 0-6 by the time these rankings roll around again."
D-will says "there turning it around."
Shagg says "Sam will get it together I'm sure but it's a hard fucking road huh."
morgan3 says "Flathead must be calling for their owner to leave town. Look for them to start the year 0-5 or 1-4 at best. No way they make the playoffs."
Florida__boi08 says "Bolstersam, how is relegation looking?"
FairForever says "Ledyard PWNED this team!"
27. [26.87] Sacramento SaberCats Coach: ttime33
Previous Rank: 26
Asheme says "Played Chicago "tough, beat Savannah, but then got obliterated by the Warpath. I mean, I'd understand a loss to the 22nd ranked Skyhawks, but the Warpath?!!! You're better than that."
D-will says "Semi hard schedule so far so i guess that makes them a lil ahead?"
Shagg says "Another scrappy team that plays till the end."
morgan3 says "Sure they are 1-2 but they beat an awful Skyhawks team. I see them losing their next 3.
Florida__boi08 says "One win against a not so hot team."
FairForever says "Big losses to the Warpath and Mustangs do not bode well for this team. DDT and Kalamazoo coming up? Sorry, guys."
28. [27.12] Mozilla Firefox Coach: cwrujosh
Previous Rank: 25
Asheme says "cwrujosh has done an admirable job building this team back up. Still a ways from contention, but it's good to see competitive teams being fielded out of the former 14642342349-0 victims."
D-will says "Is mozilla a city anyway? IF so inform me."
Shagg says "Looking at a dismal season."
morgan3 says "I really feel bad for this team. No team should have to face Philly, DDL, and Chicago in the same week. 0-5 Here they come."
Florida__boi08 says "trying to get back from being gutted."
FairForever says "Gutted team is recovering. Apparently, not fast enough."
29. [27.37] Columbus Bucks Coach: holloway4263
Previous Rank: 27
Asheme says "Cosmically bad. What else can you say?"
D-will says "Relegation."
Shagg says "Bit surprised thought they'd be a bit better."
Florida__boi08 says "solid but winless team."
30. [27.87] Pensacola Blazers Coach: h00d420
Previous Rank: 22
Asheme says "Um. No comment."
D-will says "The blazers pulled off many upsets last season by forcing multiple turnovers and making few mistakes on offense. Was it luck or good gameplanning? This season will tell the tale."
Shagg says "Don't know shit about them and with their record probably won't ."
morgan3 says "Absolutely annihilated in the first 2 games. 158-6 in 2 games? LAWL"
Florida__boi08 says "hopefully they can get back to their playoff ways."
31. [30.12] Utopia Legends now Dallas Destroyers Coach: hockyplaya2
Previous Rank: 31
Asheme says "And the race to AAA is on! Dallas with the commanding lead, followed by Columbus, Beantown and Pensacola."
D-will says "Relegation."
Shagg says "In trouble from the get go but might make some games close."
morgan3 says "Loss to Sabercats really killed this team. One cupcake had to lose though."
Florida__boi08 says "Just dont look like they can come back."
FairForever says "Losses to Bourbon and Oakland suggest this team isn’t ready for prime time. "
32. [31.37] Beantown Gearheads Coach: Boneclaw
Previous Rank: 32
Asheme says "I have nothing to say to you. Nah, I'm playing, I don't envy your task. Carry on, young man."
D-will says "Relegation and is this team a joke?"
Shagg says "Headed for AAA."
morgan3 says "Awful team, here comes relegation."
Florida__boi08 says "you guys suck."
Hope you enjoyed them!
1. [2.5] Philadelphia Pushovers Coach: Jed GM: Asheme
Previous Rank: 2
Asheme says "Still my choice for the top spot, as they've done nothing to lose it. An improved pass D + already-dominate run D = super sessy. It doesn't take a rocket surgeon to see they're the best team in USA Pro right now. Good thing I am one, anyway. I'm a man of many hats."
D-will says "Asheme and jed got the winning part down pretty good these last couple of seasons."
Shagg says "Another elite team that just keeps winning, still gotta get over the hump."
morgan3 says "They were my preseason #1, they won both their games this week by 20+ points."
Florida__boi08 says "Realy like the scorre 25-3."
FairForever says "What more can I say? This team has a ridiculous number of moderators. They’ve shut down the pass, allowing the fewest yards through 3 games even though other teams have been passing a lot to catch up."
2. [2.75] Kalamazoo Coyotes Coach: Ronin
Previous Rank: 5
Asheme says "Squeaked by the Nasty, but a win's a win. Good thing you've got Saris' lvl 3674034 kicker/punter hitting 132 yard FGs or else you'd actually have to cross midfield."
D-will says "As all the rest had a semi easy schedule xept they beat the Nasty so that makes them number 1 for now."
Shagg says "They are consistent at one thing and thats winning. They come out of the east this season."
morgan3 says "Shutting up HoggLife in itself is a great accomplishment which gives them the #5 spot this week."
Florida__boi08 says "Solid team that has beat 2 good teams so far."
FairForever says "Cheapass level 25 kicker (hehehe). Nonetheless, Ronin, as usual, does a great job with the team as they look to recover from last season’s disappointing playoff loss."
3. [3.62] Detroit Dump Trucks Coach: suhgamer
Previous Rank: 3
Asheme says "Speaking of quality opponents, guess who hasn't played any? Can't penalize anyone for their schedule though (*coughcough*), and they've been winning rather handily. 54 hurries in three games is reeedonkulous."
D-will says "Dreading week 6 but so far easy teams ."
Shagg says "Just rolling they are a machine and I'm saying right now they will win the Championship this season."
morgan3 says "They keep the #2 spot this week after scoring at will against a decent team, and a cupcake."
Florida__boi08 says "Just beating up on cupcakes so far"
FairForever says "Yay?"
4. [4.12] Chicago Mustangs Coach: Tim Harper
Previous Rank: 1
Asheme says "Not exactly impressive wins against Sacramento and Washington, but I'm sure Tim will start setting tactics soon."
D-will says "Haha (Extreme)."
Shaggg says "Consistently win as well and will battle for Eastern Supremacy once again."
morgan3 says says "Allowed all of 9 points in the first 2 games. First game was against the cupcake Sabercats, then they made Pensacola look like a cupcake team, yet they made the playoffs last year."
Florida__boi08 says "Just dont like Tammy harper."
FairForever says "The Mustangs are back with more trash talk than ever. Andrew Vick continues to excel as USA Pro’s best Quarterback."
5. [5.25] San Antonio Saints Coach: hud
Previous Rank: 7
Asheme says "Yeah, yeah, impressive wins, etc, but I'm not putting you guys in the top five until you score some damn touchdowns. Yeesh."
D-will says "The mexicans are keeping it good and left a burn mark on my team"
Shagg says "Tough ass team with Ledyard leading the charge, doing a nice job right out of the gate."
Florida__boi08 says "Great start for a great team."
morgan3 says "They knocked off the defending champion Extreme in convincing fashion then squeaked one out vs the Mauraders."
Florida__boi08 says
FairForever says "Ledyard makes this team amazing, so unless hud becomes bolstersam, I don’t see this team losing this spot. No real quality wins yet, but have been outstanding nonetheless."
6. [7.12] New York Underdogs now the Bourbon Street Bullies Coach: CTap
Previous Rank: 18
Asheme says "Damn, I'm good. Check the newsreel, folks, crazy uncle Asheme called this one in the pre-season rankings. Thank you CTap for not making me look like a toolbag. No meds today, there really was a gremlin on your shoulder!"
D-will says "Lets see them bully ddt Lol."
Shagg says "Say what you want this team is for real don't push em cause they'll bully your ass."
morgan3 says "2 solid victories in the first week including a win over the Krazy, playoff team from a year ago."
Florida__boi08 says "Realy have turned it around this season."
FairForever says "Their team sorta creeps me out. But beating the Spartans is no easy feat."
7. [7.37] Dark Lotus Juggernauts Coach: Juggalokai
Previous Rank: 11
Asheme says "Worst 3-0 team ever? Probably not, but lack of a good opponent leaves the committee wondering just how good these Juggs are. Good Juggs? Yeah, I went there. Deal with it."
D-will says "If Juggalokai is back and these guys get some depth they are a team ready to strike for the crown. Otherwise this team will struggle to make the playoffs like last season."
Shagg says "Depth is a concern."
morgan3 says "Juggs looks to have their form of season 1 back with 2 wins in the first week keeping them undefeated to start the year."
Florida__boi08 says "Finnaly shut up the bulldogs."
FairForever says "Juggalokai is back. They still lack high-leveled depth, but are a scary team nonetheless. And hey, no losses is never bad."
8. [8.37] Golden State Athletics Coach: mofugga
Previous Rank: 8
Asheme says "Even steven. Just (not so) quietly handling business, beating three quality opponents. Gargantuan game against the Bourbon Street Bullies next week. Titans clashing, etc."
D-will says "WOOO!!! ."
Shagg says "You could conceivably have these guys ranked as high as 5 but I'm still not sold."
morgan3 says "Beating the Mauraders and the Globetrotters, has them round out the top 10."
Florida__boi08 says "Beat some solid teams."
FairForever says "GSA will probably take this as some insult in some sort of way."
9. [9.25] Detroit Nasty Coach: DeWittFootball
Previous Rank: 9
Asheme says "Ok, scary team with the early boost. Crushed Kalamazoo in total yards, but suffered a bitter defeat that tasted like Ray Finkle's toenail. Welcome back to the party, gentleman."
D-will says "Perfect xept for that hard lose at kalamazoo ...dam Fg's."
Shagg says "Tough loss to Zoo but still a very dangerous team."
morgan3 says "They beat up on the Skyhawks, then welcomed HoggLife to the league with a can of whoop ass."
Florida__boi08 says "Doing the dam thing."
FairForever says "
One loss, but to the Coyotes, in payback for Detroit’s win in the second round of the playoffs last season."
10. [10.37] Detroit Demon Lions Coach: The Strategy Expert
Previous Rank: 12
Asheme says "Detroit Demon Lions! Now with 4.6364572468123% more undefeated! They move up a spot in this week's rankings for resizing their logo. Good work, fellas." editor's note: Last week, Asheme ranked DDL 32. This week, he ranked them 31.
D-will says "Wow i hate them.."
Shagg says "Best of the group from AAA they've shown they can compete at a high level."
morgan3 says "Impressive showing this week outscoring their opponents by a score of 112-3, while knocking off 2 playoff teams from last year."
Florida__boi08 says "please, your wins come over teams with a combined record of 0-9."
FairForever says "“DDL” comes in undefeated. Very scary team out here."
11. [12.12] Tecmo SuperBowlers Coach: Toad22484
Previous Rank: 14
Asheme says "Nice to see you guys haven't lost your touch and can still beat up on AAA teams."
D-will says "I hate that game."
Shagg says "Who the fuck owns these guys never see him. Still good team."
morgan3 says "3rd team from AAA to go 2-0 this year in the Pros, but they faced two cupcakes in the first week, we will see how they fare next week with the Extreme, Mauraders and Globbies."
Florida__boi08 says "Beat the extreme, but who hasnt."
FairForever says "
The “other” undefeated new team. No quality wins yet, though. And no chance to play a good team until week 7 against the Bullies. But allowing only single-digit rushing yards per game is an excellent start nonetheless."
12. [14] San Jose Spartans Coach: PS3
Previous Rank: 6
Asheme says "This committee member is not swayed by records. SJS is still a top 10 team in this league, and I'm confident PS3 will have this team winning games soon. Too close shaves doesn't mean a cut jugular. Get some toilet paper, stop those nicks up, and get back out there!"
D-will says "Overated just like last year."
Shagg says "Way better than there record."
morgan3 says "After a devastating loss to the Globbies they knocked off a solid Daggers team."
Florida__boi08 says "should be doing better."
FairForever says "Losing top-notch talent is never fun. From last season’s top 2 pick in the West to middling dark horse, this team has a ways to go to return to the West’s elite."
13. [14.12] Dayton Brute Squad Coach: Quasta
Previous Rank: 20
Asheme says "Still leading the promoted teams in the logo department, but how far can that carry you? Detroit has closed the gap, can Dayton respond and download CorelDraw, too?"
D-will says "New and smashin."
Shagg says "Got their first loss to a very improved Marauder team."
morgan3 says "What an impressive first week in the Pro league. Knocked off the defending champion Extreme. That solidifies them for the #7 spot."
Florida__boi08 says "Beat the extreme but who hasnt."
FairForever says "
Team looks decent, but a disappointing loss to cellar-dweller Marauders that could hurt them in playoff seeding later."
14. [14.75] Oakland Intimidators Coach: tpaterniti
Previous Rank: 24
Asheme says "Over .500? Hell yes! You're my boy, Blue!"
D-will says "Lets see them live up to the intimidators part."
Shagg says "Nice team that will make the playoffs they have done a very good job."
Florida__boi08 says "tpaterniti know's what he is doing."
FairForever says "Another mod’s team has made a strong return from last year’s disappointment. New infusions of talent mean that chemistry levels are low, however. Easy first half of the season means we could see this team at 7-1 heading into midseason."
15. [15.25] D.C. Warpath Coach: Hogglife
Previous Rank: 13
Asheme says "Damn I'm good at predicting shit. Just call me Ashedamus."
D-will says "Love that tatoo on the ass there hogg."
Shagg says "Got their first win yippie fucking skippie."
morgan3 says "I tried as hard as I could to rank you low as possible but in the end, you guys are still better than 12 teams. HoggLife has a lot of work to do if he’s going to back up his trash talking."
Florida__boi08 says "Best 2 loss team."
FairForever says "Hogglife’s trash talk has been fun, but hasn’t saved the team from utter humiliation. At least they took a win against the mediocre SaberCats. An easy 6 games coming up can hopefully boost morale and record, and push this team into the playoffs. The passing game will have to improve though... even with the second most yards per game in the league, they’ve thrown 9 interceptions."
16. [15.37] Kentucky Wildcats Coach: justafish2002
Previous Rank: 21
Asheme says "A wtfloss against Miami and a difficult stretch of games coming up means they might be stapled to Kailua."
D-will says "No comment---Lol ."
Shagg says "I believe the Miami loss was a fluke and they'll get back on track."
morgan3 says "Losing to Miami Bulldogs could cost them a playoff spot this year. *Point and Laugh as Justafish for losing to the Bulldogs*
Florida__boi08 says "Sucks to loose to the bulldogs, dosnt it."
FairForever says "The 2-1 “mirage” (losing to the Bulldogs) means they can’t be higher up the standings. 7 of their next 8 games are against teams higher in the rankings, with the next 5 being the 5 undefeated teams in the conference. This 2-1 could become 3-8 very, very quickly."
17. [15.75] Kailua Daggers Coach: DigitalDaggers
Previous Rank: 10
Asheme says "Still waiting for you guys to put it together. Tough loss against GS, but the precipitous drop will start next week if more winlessness occurs."
D-will says "Cmon serenity."
Shagg says "Well they're 1-2 not much I can say thought they'd be better than that."
morgan3 says "Loss to Spartans was tough as they have Saints, GSA, and Brute Squad coming up next week. All should be great games."
Florida__boi08 says "DD's team should be better."
FairForever says "Disappointing start. DigitalDaggers already boosted too. Nowhere to go but down."
18. [15.87] Denver Globetrotters Coach: D-will
Previous Rank: 15
Asheme says "Talented, but troubled. Win more games, soon!"
D-will says "Beat the san jose and had two tough games after that."
Shagg says "Dwill must be pulling hair out cause his gang still can't get it together."
morgan3 says "Big victory over Spartans, and then just couldn’t quite hold of GSA. Solid Week for them."
Florida__boi08 says "Had to play alot of the top teams to start off."
FairForever says "Going 1-2 against 3 tough teams in the conference is nothing to be ashamed of. Doesn’t get any easier with Dayton, Tecmo, DDT, and Oakland coming up though. Don’t be surprised to see this team make a late “run” (based on their schedule.)"
19. [17.75] Miami Bulldogs Coach: rreeddss
Previous Rank: 30
Asheme says "2-1? Really? I'm flabbergasted. Respect where it's due. Here's to not coming down to earth anytime soon."
D-will says Who expected that?"
Shagg says "Lets see what they do with their schedule this week before I bite."
morgan3 says "Lowest ranked team that’s 2-1. Beating the Wildcats today was huge, possibly a playoff team this year with the poor quality of teams in the East."
Florida__boi08 says "lucky. but DLJ put you guys in your place."
FairForever says "Cinderella run? 2-0 ended with a loss to DLJ, and will have to fight it out for a chance at winning one of the next three."
20. [19.62] Minnesota Marauders Coach: Galkuris
Previous Rank: 19
Asheme says "Still cursed, I see. Galk, you need to find a pretty lady and a goat's foot to rub on your dice. Or something like that."
D-will says "Underated but nice coach."
Shagg says "Like this team for sure will fight every stinking game."
morgan3 says "Look to have a solid starting squad, just have bad luck with scheduling."
Florida__boi08 says "Good linebacking core."
FairForever says "The win against Dayton is huge, and should bring confidence that the Marauders can make the playoffs this season. Having a weak secondary does not bode well for the team, however."
21. [20.12] Washington Bullets Coach: monkeyskin
Previous Rank: 16
Asheme says "Also brutal with the Philly/Chicago early draw. A solid defensive team, but will need to find some answers on offense pretty quickly with the Nasty looming after two winnable games."
D-will says "Waiting for a spark."
Shagg says "Surprised but hey thats why they play them."
morgan3 says "You guys made the playoffs last year so you get a little slack over the other 0-2 teams. Also you had a rough schedule to start with Philly, DDL, and Chicago"
Florida__boi08 says "should consider boosting."
FairForever says "The better Washington team is winless, but played relatively competitive games against the Pushovers and Mustangs. This team can easily recover and make the playoffs if they can beat the other teams in the middle of the pack."
22. [21] Washington Extreme Coach: Switchgear
Previous Rank: 4
Asheme says "Um, guys, the season started already. I know you're excited about winning the championship and everything, but you still have to play this season. Maybe you should fire 97198124 of your GMs. As the saying goes, too many chefs screw up the crème brûlée.."
D-will says "Whats up with that?"
Shagg says "WTF happen to these guys. You get no love till you start winning ."
morgan3 says "After a horrible first week including 3 losses, 2 of 14 or more points, this team is going to have to turn it around quick if they are going to win it all again. They get DDT next week which will be a tough contest.
Florida__boi08 says "Sucks to be winnless."
FairForever says "Guess they forgot that you have to make the playoffs to be in the hunt for the championship. They’re still immersed in last year’s championship."
23. [22.25] Kansas Warriors Coach: bigtisme
Previous Rank: 23
Asheme says "Brutal draw with Philly and DLJ so early, but this team is talented and should pull out a few wins, just probably not anytime soon."
D-will says "They try..."
Shagg says "Another surprise here is these guys not winning a game yet.."
morgan3 says "Depth Chart shows they have no Fullback or TE. Could cost them down the road. With Chicago coming up look for them to start 0-4."
Florida__boi08 says "havent had an easy game yet."
24. [23.25] Saginaw Supernovas Coach: Shagg
Previous Rank: 28
Asheme says "Aw, shit, they done won a game, and against a decent team. Way to go, Shagg & co."
D-will says "Where is Saginaw?"
Shagg says "Chemistry is going up and so will their win total."
Florida__boi08 says "(florida__boi08 offers sam his shoulder to cry on.)"
FairForever says "The 2-1 “mirage” (losing to the Bulldogs) means they can’t be higher up the standings. 7 of their next 8 games are against teams higher in the rankings, with the next 5 being the 5 undefeated teams in the conference. This 2-1 could become 3-8 very, very quickly."
25. [24.75] Savannah Skyhawks Coach: terps85
Previous Rank: 29
Asheme says "Tough loss to Sacramento. Could've been 2-1!!!!"
D-will says "Who are they again?"
Shagg says "Decent team still a little ways off."
morgan3 says "Loss to Sabercats really killed this team. One cupcake had to lose though."
Florida__boi08 says "Beat the blazer who made the playoffs last year."
FairForever says "Their defense is way too weak. At least they can beat the other bottom-dwellers."
26. [25.12] Flathead Just Go Krazy Coach: bolstersam
Previous Rank: 17
Asheme says "Best 0-3 team ever? Pull yourselves together, man! Doesn't get any easier from here, could be 0-6 by the time these rankings roll around again."
D-will says "there turning it around."
Shagg says "Sam will get it together I'm sure but it's a hard fucking road huh."
morgan3 says "Flathead must be calling for their owner to leave town. Look for them to start the year 0-5 or 1-4 at best. No way they make the playoffs."
Florida__boi08 says "Bolstersam, how is relegation looking?"
FairForever says "Ledyard PWNED this team!"
27. [26.87] Sacramento SaberCats Coach: ttime33
Previous Rank: 26
Asheme says "Played Chicago "tough, beat Savannah, but then got obliterated by the Warpath. I mean, I'd understand a loss to the 22nd ranked Skyhawks, but the Warpath?!!! You're better than that."
D-will says "Semi hard schedule so far so i guess that makes them a lil ahead?"
Shagg says "Another scrappy team that plays till the end."
morgan3 says "Sure they are 1-2 but they beat an awful Skyhawks team. I see them losing their next 3.
Florida__boi08 says "One win against a not so hot team."
FairForever says "Big losses to the Warpath and Mustangs do not bode well for this team. DDT and Kalamazoo coming up? Sorry, guys."
28. [27.12] Mozilla Firefox Coach: cwrujosh
Previous Rank: 25
Asheme says "cwrujosh has done an admirable job building this team back up. Still a ways from contention, but it's good to see competitive teams being fielded out of the former 14642342349-0 victims."
D-will says "Is mozilla a city anyway? IF so inform me."
Shagg says "Looking at a dismal season."
morgan3 says "I really feel bad for this team. No team should have to face Philly, DDL, and Chicago in the same week. 0-5 Here they come."
Florida__boi08 says "trying to get back from being gutted."
FairForever says "Gutted team is recovering. Apparently, not fast enough."
29. [27.37] Columbus Bucks Coach: holloway4263
Previous Rank: 27
Asheme says "Cosmically bad. What else can you say?"
D-will says "Relegation."
Shagg says "Bit surprised thought they'd be a bit better."
Florida__boi08 says "solid but winless team."
30. [27.87] Pensacola Blazers Coach: h00d420
Previous Rank: 22
Asheme says "Um. No comment."
D-will says "The blazers pulled off many upsets last season by forcing multiple turnovers and making few mistakes on offense. Was it luck or good gameplanning? This season will tell the tale."
Shagg says "Don't know shit about them and with their record probably won't ."
morgan3 says "Absolutely annihilated in the first 2 games. 158-6 in 2 games? LAWL"
Florida__boi08 says "hopefully they can get back to their playoff ways."
31. [30.12] Utopia Legends now Dallas Destroyers Coach: hockyplaya2
Previous Rank: 31
Asheme says "And the race to AAA is on! Dallas with the commanding lead, followed by Columbus, Beantown and Pensacola."
D-will says "Relegation."
Shagg says "In trouble from the get go but might make some games close."
morgan3 says "Loss to Sabercats really killed this team. One cupcake had to lose though."
Florida__boi08 says "Just dont look like they can come back."
FairForever says "Losses to Bourbon and Oakland suggest this team isn’t ready for prime time. "
32. [31.37] Beantown Gearheads Coach: Boneclaw
Previous Rank: 32
Asheme says "I have nothing to say to you. Nah, I'm playing, I don't envy your task. Carry on, young man."
D-will says "Relegation and is this team a joke?"
Shagg says "Headed for AAA."
morgan3 says "Awful team, here comes relegation."
Florida__boi08 says "you guys suck."
Hope you enjoyed them!
Last edited Jun 23, 2008 12:07:37
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