The rankings below are based off of nothing but roster evaluation, past records (seasonal, playoffs, and scrimmages), team chemistry, and personal knowledge of the team. I didn’t use a greasemonkey script or spreadsheet or anything fancy; just my opinion. These rankings are up for debate amongst yourselves on the forums, but if you want to move up in the rankings; you’ll have to prove it on the dotball field!
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Rankings
#. W-L (Overall) . Team Name . (+/- from LW)
Western Teams in Bold
Tier 1 - Elite
1. 14 – 0 . Midwest Masterminds (0)
2. 14 – 0 . Chicago Hedgehogs (0)
Tier 2 - Great
3. 12 – 2 . SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL (0)
4. 12 – 2 . Monmouth Evil Monkeys (0)
5. 13 – 1 . Humboldt Killer Hornets (0)
6. 12 – 2 . South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice (0)
7. 11 – 2 – 1 . Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals (0)
Tier 3 - Above Average
8. 10 – 4 . All The King's Men (0)
9. 11 – 3 . New Orleans Hoodoo Voodoo (0)
10. 9 – 5 . Louisville Baby Kittens (0)
11. 9 – 5 . Come Fiesta (0)
12. 9 – 5 . Nebraska Tornados (0)
13. 9 – 5 . Tennessee Fury (0)
Tier 4 - Average
14. 7 – 7 . Shaolin Wu Tang Killa Bees (+1)
15. 7 – 7 . Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens (-1)
16. 7 – 7 . Atlantic City Affliction (0)
17. 7 – 7 . Paris French Connection (0)
18. 6 – 8 . Chico High Panthers (0)
Tier 5 - Below Average
19. 6 – 8 . Baton Rouge Buccaneers (+1)
20. 5 – 9 . D.C Baby Sloths (+1)
21. 6 – 8 . San Diego Lightning (+1)
22. 6 – 8 . 8 Mile Assault (+1)
23. 4 – 10 . Seattle Renegades (-4)
24. 5 – 8 – 1 . Hollywood Stars (0)
Tier 6 - Meh
25. 3 – 11 . Detroit Pyromaniacs (0)
26. 4 – 10 . A Team About Nothing (0)
Tier 7 - The Cellar
27. 0 – 14 . Mentone Beach Assault (0)
28. 2 – 12 . California Kings (0)
29. 1 – 13 . New Jersey Battalion (0)
30. 1 – 13 . Ontario Ice Weasels (0)
31. 1 – 13 . Richmond Rebel Yell (0)
32. 0 – 14 . New Jersey Generals (0)
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STREAK WATCH:
Here's a list of the current winning streaks in USA Pro League...
Chicago Hedgehogs - 14
Midwest Masterminds - 14
Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals - 6
Humboldt Killer Hornets - 6
New Orleans Hoodoo Voodoo - 4
SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL - 3
Monmouth Evil Monkeys - 3
Louisville Baby Kittens - 3
Baton Rouge Buccaneers - 2
8 Mile Assault - 2
All The King's Men - 2
Tennessee Fury - 2
Atlantic City Affliction - 2
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Rnk ..... Off ..... Def .... SoS ........... W-L-T... Team
1.. ........ 2 ........ 3 ........ 0.505 ........ 14-0.... Midwest Masterminds
2.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.454 ........ 14-0.... Chicago Hedgehogs
3.. ........ 5 ........ 7 ........ 0.449 ........ 13-1.... Humboldt Killer Hornets
4.. ........ 4 ........ 4 ........ 0.480 ........ 12-2.... SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL
5.. ........ 3 ........ 2 ........ 0.383 ........ 12-2.... Monmouth Evil Monkeys
6.. ........ 6 ...... 11 ........ 0.444 ........ 12-2.... South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice
7.. ...... 11 ...... 12 ........ 0.541 ........ 10-4.... All The King's Men
8.. ........ 8 ........ 9 ........ 0.490 ........ 9-5...... Louisville Baby Kittens
9.. ........ 7 ........ 6 ........ 0.418 ........ 11-2-1 Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals
10 ........ 9 ........ 5 ........ 0.439 ........ 11-3.... New Orleans Hoodoo Voodoo
11 ...... 22 ...... 17 ........ 0.571 ........ 7-7...... Atlantic City Affliction
12 ...... 12 ...... 18 ........ 0.480 ........ 9-5...... Tennessee Fury
13 ...... 10 ...... 13 ........ 0.454 ........ 9-5...... Come Fiesta
14 ...... 19 ...... 10 ........ 0.541 ........ 7-7...... Shaolin Wu Tang Killa Bees
15 ...... 15 ........ 8 ........ 0.459 ........ 9-5...... Nebraska Tornados
16 ...... 21 ...... 14 ........ 0.490 ........ 7-7...... Paris French Connection
17 ...... 13 ...... 21 ........ 0.546 ........ 7-7...... Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens
18 ...... 17 ...... 22 ........ 0.577 ........ 5-9...... D.C Baby Sloths
19 ...... 14 ...... 16 ........ 0.546 ........ 5-8-1.. Hollywood Stars
20 ...... 20 ...... 20 ........ 0.500 ........ 6-8...... San Diego Lightning
21 ...... 24 ...... 19 ........ 0.495 ........ 6-8...... Chico High Panthers
22 ...... 18 ...... 15 ........ 0.490 ........ 6-8...... 8 Mile Assault
23 ...... 16 ...... 24 ........ 0.480 ........ 6-8...... Baton Rouge Buccaneers
24 ...... 25 ...... 25 ........ 0.490 ........ 4-10.... Seattle Renegades
25 ...... 23 ...... 23 ........ 0.495 ........ 4-10.... A Team About Nothing
26 ...... 27 ...... 26 ........ 0.474 ........ 3-11.... Detroit Pyromaniacs
27 ...... 28 ...... 27 ........ 0.551 ........ 0-14.... Mentone Beach Assault
28 ...... 26 ...... 28 ........ 0.515 ........ 2-12.... California Kings
29 ...... 29 ...... 30 ........ 0.520 ........ 1-13.... Ontario Ice Weasels
30 ...... 32 ...... 32 ........ 0.607 ........ 0-14.... New Jersey Generals
31 ...... 31 ...... 29 ........ 0.520 ........ 1-13.... New Jersey Battalion
32 ...... 30 ...... 31 ........ 0.526 ........ 1-13.... Richmond Rebel Yell
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Western Conference
Chicago Hedgehogs (14-0) vs. California Kings (2-12) -- ( CHI )
Easy win.
SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL (12-2) vs. Baton Rouge Buccaneers (6-8) -- ( GROWL )
Easy win.
Monmouth Evil Monkeys (12-2) vs. New Orleans Hoodoo Voodoo (11-3) -- ( MEM )
Great matchup here that could effect MEM even having a home playoff game!
Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals (11-2-1) vs. Nebraska Tornados (9-5) -- ( KKAR )
This is going to be a good game, but the Tornados are not ready for the Kampers.
Shaolin Wu Tang Killa Bees (7-7) vs. A Team About Nothing (4-10) -- ( SWTKB )
Should be an easy win.
Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens (7-7) vs. New Jersey Battalion (1-13) -- ( CCIA )
Easy win.
8 Mile Assault (6-8) vs. Ontario Ice Weasels (1-13) -- ( 8 MILE )
Easy win.
Hollywood Stars (5-8-1) vs. Richmond Rebel Yell (1-13) -- ( HS )
Easy win.
Eastern Conference
Midwest Masterminds (14-0) vs. Detroit Pyromaniacs (3-11) -- ( MM )
Easy win.
Humboldt Killer Hornets (13-1) vs. South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice (12-2) -- ( SOFPM )
Great game and will decide a home game for the playoffs for the winner.
All The King's Men (10-4) vs. Mentone Beach Assault (0-14) -- ( ATKM )
Easy win.
Louisville Baby Kittens (9-5) vs. Come Fiesta (9-5) -- ( LBK )
Big game here with playoff implications all over it considering the winner moves up the bracket and the loser moves closer to facing the Masterminds.
Tennessee Fury (9-5) vs. San Diego Lightning (6-8) -- ( TF )
Easy win.
Atlantic City Affliction (7-7) vs. New Jersey Generals (0-14) -- ( ACA )
Easy win.
Paris French Connection (7-7) vs. Chico High Panthers (6-8) -- ( PFC )
This could be an interesting game, but Paris has sparks of greatness at times.
D.C Baby Sloths (5-9) vs. Seattle Renegades (4-10) -- ( DC )
It's hard to see Seattle not even trying lately, but it seems like their season was over long ago.
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WESTERN CONFERENCE:
>1 ... Chicago Hedgehogs ... 14-0-0
*2 ... SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL ... 12-2-0
*3 ... Monmouth Evil Monkeys ... 12-2-0
*4 ... Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals ... 11-2-1
*5 ... New Orleans Hoodoo Voodoo ... 11-3-0
*6 ... Nebraska Tornados ... 9-5-0
7 ... Shaolin Wu Tang Killa Bees ... 7-7-0
8 ... Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens ... 7-7-0
Eliminated: Richmond Rebel Yell, Ontario Ice Weasels, New Jersey Battalion, Hollywood Stars, A Team About Nothing, and California Kings.
8 Mile Assault - 8 Mile is still alive and will be closer to the playoffs after this week, but closing out with the GROWL won't help them much.
Baton Rouge Buccaneers - BRB is just about done for the season with a rough close out with the GROWL and CCIA; things look meek for them.
Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens - CCIA gets a bye week this week and then faces off with BRB, but this win this week should lock them up in the playoffs and get the chance to lose to the Hedgehogs.
Shaolin Wu Tang Killa Bees - Wu Tang has had a tough season, but should close out with two solid wins and should have the chance to face off with the GROWL.
Nebraska Tornados - The Tornados are in the playoffs, but could move down in the standings. Right now it looks like they'll get the chance to face off with MEM again.
New Orleans Hoodoo Voodoo - The Voodoo pissed off Bort and he gave them the worst possible end of the schedule out there. Might as well run basic AI and throw people off, but the good news is you shouldn't move down in the standings. So start planning for KKAR.
Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals - Should win this week and then they'll have a shot of moving up in the standings with a win over MEM, but there's no way I could ever say the Kampers will do it. Can't go against my roots!
Monmouth Evil Monkeys - MEM has some real games left on their schedule, but they're pretty much on cruise control to at least the second round of the playoffs.
SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL - The GROWL have an easy close to the schedule and will have the #2 seed pretty much locked up. Now they just need to figure out a way to stop the Hedgehogs!
Chicago Hedgehogs - The Hedgehogs have the homefield advantage in the playoffs and have pretty much locked up the #1 seed. They're just going to have to try and stay awake for the post season before they face off with the Masterminds in a very epic game where once again the West can't win!
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EASTERN CONFERENCE:
^1 ... Midwest Masterminds ... 14-0-0
^2 ... Humboldt Killer Hornets ... 13-1-0
^3 ... South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice ... 12-2-0
*4 ... All The King's Men ... 10-4-0
5 ... Louisville Baby Kittens ... 9-5-0
6 ... Come Fiesta ... 9-5-0
7 ... Tennessee Fury ... 9-5-0
8 ... Atlantic City Affliction … 7-7-0
Eliminated: New Jersey Generals, Mentone Beach Assault, Seattle Renegades, and Detroit Pyromaniacs.
D.C Baby Sloths - The ball is in there hands to make the playoffs as they have to win out and both of their remaining games are winnable. Granted they're going to need some serious help with some other teams losing, but they're still alive.
Chico High Panthers - Very much alive in the hunt and this upcoming match is HUGE if they're going to play in the post season. Everything is riding on CHP beating Paris. A loss here and it's time to pack it up!
San Diego Lightning - The Lightning is alive, but you can hear the ekg machine starting to run flat as they have to win the next two games if they want to make it. The Fury and Paris will not be kind in those games either. Things aren't looking good for the Lightning.
Paris French Connection - Paris has some real games to close out the season, but they've shown they can win big games. They're just on the outside looking in, but they should win out and have a great shot at losing to the Masterminds in the post season!
Atlantic City Affliction - ACA has really turned it on and they get a bye this week, but will have to close out the season against the Fury. That could be a huge game that could decide their post season fate.
Tennessee Fury - The Fury are pretty much in the playoffs, but they do have some teams to play that will really be gunning for them so they're going to have to stay on their toes!
Come Fiesta - A brutal end of the season schedule and the Fiesta could end up losing both games and missing the playoffs. That's an extreme case, but they could end up with back to back games against the Masterminds too!
Louisville Baby Kittens - LBK is in the same boat as Fiesta as they have a rough finish and could end up watching the playoffs instead of losing to the Masterminds.
All The King's Men - ATKM should have a home game for the playoffs with pretty much two bye games on the rest of their schedule. Too bad
South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice and Humboldt Killer Hornets - This is a HUGE game this week and the winner could come away with the #2 seed and move to the other side of the bracket away from the Masterminds. This is going to be a great game!
Midwest Masterminds - Someone should wake the Masterminds and tell them the season is about to start.
Home field advantage is pretty much the Masterminds to give up, but it's pretty much theirs.
*Clinched playoff berth
^ Clinched a home field game
> Clinched home field advantage
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Rankings
#. W-L (Overall) . Team Name . (+/- from LW)
Western Teams in Bold
Tier 1 - Elite
1. 14 – 0 . Midwest Masterminds (0)
2. 14 – 0 . Chicago Hedgehogs (0)
Tier 2 - Great
3. 12 – 2 . SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL (0)
4. 12 – 2 . Monmouth Evil Monkeys (0)
5. 13 – 1 . Humboldt Killer Hornets (0)
6. 12 – 2 . South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice (0)
7. 11 – 2 – 1 . Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals (0)
Tier 3 - Above Average
8. 10 – 4 . All The King's Men (0)
9. 11 – 3 . New Orleans Hoodoo Voodoo (0)
10. 9 – 5 . Louisville Baby Kittens (0)
11. 9 – 5 . Come Fiesta (0)
12. 9 – 5 . Nebraska Tornados (0)
13. 9 – 5 . Tennessee Fury (0)
Tier 4 - Average
14. 7 – 7 . Shaolin Wu Tang Killa Bees (+1)
15. 7 – 7 . Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens (-1)
16. 7 – 7 . Atlantic City Affliction (0)
17. 7 – 7 . Paris French Connection (0)
18. 6 – 8 . Chico High Panthers (0)
Tier 5 - Below Average
19. 6 – 8 . Baton Rouge Buccaneers (+1)
20. 5 – 9 . D.C Baby Sloths (+1)
21. 6 – 8 . San Diego Lightning (+1)
22. 6 – 8 . 8 Mile Assault (+1)
23. 4 – 10 . Seattle Renegades (-4)
24. 5 – 8 – 1 . Hollywood Stars (0)
Tier 6 - Meh
25. 3 – 11 . Detroit Pyromaniacs (0)
26. 4 – 10 . A Team About Nothing (0)
Tier 7 - The Cellar
27. 0 – 14 . Mentone Beach Assault (0)
28. 2 – 12 . California Kings (0)
29. 1 – 13 . New Jersey Battalion (0)
30. 1 – 13 . Ontario Ice Weasels (0)
31. 1 – 13 . Richmond Rebel Yell (0)
32. 0 – 14 . New Jersey Generals (0)
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STREAK WATCH:
Here's a list of the current winning streaks in USA Pro League...
Chicago Hedgehogs - 14
Midwest Masterminds - 14
Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals - 6
Humboldt Killer Hornets - 6
New Orleans Hoodoo Voodoo - 4
SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL - 3
Monmouth Evil Monkeys - 3
Louisville Baby Kittens - 3
Baton Rouge Buccaneers - 2
8 Mile Assault - 2
All The King's Men - 2
Tennessee Fury - 2
Atlantic City Affliction - 2
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Rnk ..... Off ..... Def .... SoS ........... W-L-T... Team
1.. ........ 2 ........ 3 ........ 0.505 ........ 14-0.... Midwest Masterminds
2.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.454 ........ 14-0.... Chicago Hedgehogs
3.. ........ 5 ........ 7 ........ 0.449 ........ 13-1.... Humboldt Killer Hornets
4.. ........ 4 ........ 4 ........ 0.480 ........ 12-2.... SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL
5.. ........ 3 ........ 2 ........ 0.383 ........ 12-2.... Monmouth Evil Monkeys
6.. ........ 6 ...... 11 ........ 0.444 ........ 12-2.... South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice
7.. ...... 11 ...... 12 ........ 0.541 ........ 10-4.... All The King's Men
8.. ........ 8 ........ 9 ........ 0.490 ........ 9-5...... Louisville Baby Kittens
9.. ........ 7 ........ 6 ........ 0.418 ........ 11-2-1 Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals
10 ........ 9 ........ 5 ........ 0.439 ........ 11-3.... New Orleans Hoodoo Voodoo
11 ...... 22 ...... 17 ........ 0.571 ........ 7-7...... Atlantic City Affliction
12 ...... 12 ...... 18 ........ 0.480 ........ 9-5...... Tennessee Fury
13 ...... 10 ...... 13 ........ 0.454 ........ 9-5...... Come Fiesta
14 ...... 19 ...... 10 ........ 0.541 ........ 7-7...... Shaolin Wu Tang Killa Bees
15 ...... 15 ........ 8 ........ 0.459 ........ 9-5...... Nebraska Tornados
16 ...... 21 ...... 14 ........ 0.490 ........ 7-7...... Paris French Connection
17 ...... 13 ...... 21 ........ 0.546 ........ 7-7...... Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens
18 ...... 17 ...... 22 ........ 0.577 ........ 5-9...... D.C Baby Sloths
19 ...... 14 ...... 16 ........ 0.546 ........ 5-8-1.. Hollywood Stars
20 ...... 20 ...... 20 ........ 0.500 ........ 6-8...... San Diego Lightning
21 ...... 24 ...... 19 ........ 0.495 ........ 6-8...... Chico High Panthers
22 ...... 18 ...... 15 ........ 0.490 ........ 6-8...... 8 Mile Assault
23 ...... 16 ...... 24 ........ 0.480 ........ 6-8...... Baton Rouge Buccaneers
24 ...... 25 ...... 25 ........ 0.490 ........ 4-10.... Seattle Renegades
25 ...... 23 ...... 23 ........ 0.495 ........ 4-10.... A Team About Nothing
26 ...... 27 ...... 26 ........ 0.474 ........ 3-11.... Detroit Pyromaniacs
27 ...... 28 ...... 27 ........ 0.551 ........ 0-14.... Mentone Beach Assault
28 ...... 26 ...... 28 ........ 0.515 ........ 2-12.... California Kings
29 ...... 29 ...... 30 ........ 0.520 ........ 1-13.... Ontario Ice Weasels
30 ...... 32 ...... 32 ........ 0.607 ........ 0-14.... New Jersey Generals
31 ...... 31 ...... 29 ........ 0.520 ........ 1-13.... New Jersey Battalion
32 ...... 30 ...... 31 ........ 0.526 ........ 1-13.... Richmond Rebel Yell
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Western Conference
Chicago Hedgehogs (14-0) vs. California Kings (2-12) -- ( CHI )
Easy win.
SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL (12-2) vs. Baton Rouge Buccaneers (6-8) -- ( GROWL )
Easy win.
Monmouth Evil Monkeys (12-2) vs. New Orleans Hoodoo Voodoo (11-3) -- ( MEM )
Great matchup here that could effect MEM even having a home playoff game!
Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals (11-2-1) vs. Nebraska Tornados (9-5) -- ( KKAR )
This is going to be a good game, but the Tornados are not ready for the Kampers.
Shaolin Wu Tang Killa Bees (7-7) vs. A Team About Nothing (4-10) -- ( SWTKB )
Should be an easy win.
Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens (7-7) vs. New Jersey Battalion (1-13) -- ( CCIA )
Easy win.
8 Mile Assault (6-8) vs. Ontario Ice Weasels (1-13) -- ( 8 MILE )
Easy win.
Hollywood Stars (5-8-1) vs. Richmond Rebel Yell (1-13) -- ( HS )
Easy win.
Eastern Conference
Midwest Masterminds (14-0) vs. Detroit Pyromaniacs (3-11) -- ( MM )
Easy win.
Humboldt Killer Hornets (13-1) vs. South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice (12-2) -- ( SOFPM )
Great game and will decide a home game for the playoffs for the winner.
All The King's Men (10-4) vs. Mentone Beach Assault (0-14) -- ( ATKM )
Easy win.
Louisville Baby Kittens (9-5) vs. Come Fiesta (9-5) -- ( LBK )
Big game here with playoff implications all over it considering the winner moves up the bracket and the loser moves closer to facing the Masterminds.
Tennessee Fury (9-5) vs. San Diego Lightning (6-8) -- ( TF )
Easy win.
Atlantic City Affliction (7-7) vs. New Jersey Generals (0-14) -- ( ACA )
Easy win.
Paris French Connection (7-7) vs. Chico High Panthers (6-8) -- ( PFC )
This could be an interesting game, but Paris has sparks of greatness at times.
D.C Baby Sloths (5-9) vs. Seattle Renegades (4-10) -- ( DC )
It's hard to see Seattle not even trying lately, but it seems like their season was over long ago.
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WESTERN CONFERENCE:
>1 ... Chicago Hedgehogs ... 14-0-0
*2 ... SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL ... 12-2-0
*3 ... Monmouth Evil Monkeys ... 12-2-0
*4 ... Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals ... 11-2-1
*5 ... New Orleans Hoodoo Voodoo ... 11-3-0
*6 ... Nebraska Tornados ... 9-5-0
7 ... Shaolin Wu Tang Killa Bees ... 7-7-0
8 ... Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens ... 7-7-0
Eliminated: Richmond Rebel Yell, Ontario Ice Weasels, New Jersey Battalion, Hollywood Stars, A Team About Nothing, and California Kings.
8 Mile Assault - 8 Mile is still alive and will be closer to the playoffs after this week, but closing out with the GROWL won't help them much.
Baton Rouge Buccaneers - BRB is just about done for the season with a rough close out with the GROWL and CCIA; things look meek for them.
Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens - CCIA gets a bye week this week and then faces off with BRB, but this win this week should lock them up in the playoffs and get the chance to lose to the Hedgehogs.
Shaolin Wu Tang Killa Bees - Wu Tang has had a tough season, but should close out with two solid wins and should have the chance to face off with the GROWL.
Nebraska Tornados - The Tornados are in the playoffs, but could move down in the standings. Right now it looks like they'll get the chance to face off with MEM again.
New Orleans Hoodoo Voodoo - The Voodoo pissed off Bort and he gave them the worst possible end of the schedule out there. Might as well run basic AI and throw people off, but the good news is you shouldn't move down in the standings. So start planning for KKAR.
Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals - Should win this week and then they'll have a shot of moving up in the standings with a win over MEM, but there's no way I could ever say the Kampers will do it. Can't go against my roots!
Monmouth Evil Monkeys - MEM has some real games left on their schedule, but they're pretty much on cruise control to at least the second round of the playoffs.
SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL - The GROWL have an easy close to the schedule and will have the #2 seed pretty much locked up. Now they just need to figure out a way to stop the Hedgehogs!
Chicago Hedgehogs - The Hedgehogs have the homefield advantage in the playoffs and have pretty much locked up the #1 seed. They're just going to have to try and stay awake for the post season before they face off with the Masterminds in a very epic game where once again the West can't win!
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EASTERN CONFERENCE:
^1 ... Midwest Masterminds ... 14-0-0
^2 ... Humboldt Killer Hornets ... 13-1-0
^3 ... South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice ... 12-2-0
*4 ... All The King's Men ... 10-4-0
5 ... Louisville Baby Kittens ... 9-5-0
6 ... Come Fiesta ... 9-5-0
7 ... Tennessee Fury ... 9-5-0
8 ... Atlantic City Affliction … 7-7-0
Eliminated: New Jersey Generals, Mentone Beach Assault, Seattle Renegades, and Detroit Pyromaniacs.
D.C Baby Sloths - The ball is in there hands to make the playoffs as they have to win out and both of their remaining games are winnable. Granted they're going to need some serious help with some other teams losing, but they're still alive.
Chico High Panthers - Very much alive in the hunt and this upcoming match is HUGE if they're going to play in the post season. Everything is riding on CHP beating Paris. A loss here and it's time to pack it up!
San Diego Lightning - The Lightning is alive, but you can hear the ekg machine starting to run flat as they have to win the next two games if they want to make it. The Fury and Paris will not be kind in those games either. Things aren't looking good for the Lightning.
Paris French Connection - Paris has some real games to close out the season, but they've shown they can win big games. They're just on the outside looking in, but they should win out and have a great shot at losing to the Masterminds in the post season!
Atlantic City Affliction - ACA has really turned it on and they get a bye this week, but will have to close out the season against the Fury. That could be a huge game that could decide their post season fate.
Tennessee Fury - The Fury are pretty much in the playoffs, but they do have some teams to play that will really be gunning for them so they're going to have to stay on their toes!
Come Fiesta - A brutal end of the season schedule and the Fiesta could end up losing both games and missing the playoffs. That's an extreme case, but they could end up with back to back games against the Masterminds too!
Louisville Baby Kittens - LBK is in the same boat as Fiesta as they have a rough finish and could end up watching the playoffs instead of losing to the Masterminds.
All The King's Men - ATKM should have a home game for the playoffs with pretty much two bye games on the rest of their schedule. Too bad
South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice and Humboldt Killer Hornets - This is a HUGE game this week and the winner could come away with the #2 seed and move to the other side of the bracket away from the Masterminds. This is going to be a great game!
Midwest Masterminds - Someone should wake the Masterminds and tell them the season is about to start.
Home field advantage is pretty much the Masterminds to give up, but it's pretty much theirs.
*Clinched playoff berth
^ Clinched a home field game
> Clinched home field advantage
Was waiting for someone to chime in with this........
