The rankings below are based off of nothing but roster evaluation, past records (seasonal, playoffs, and scrimmages), team chemistry, and personal knowledge of the team. I didn’t use a greasemonkey script or spreadsheet or anything fancy; just my opinion. These rankings are up for debate amongst yourselves on the forums, but if you want to move up in the rankings; you’ll have to prove it on the dotball field!
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Rankings
#. W-L (Overall) . Team Name . (+/- from LW)
Western Teams in Bold
Tier 1 - Elite
1. 11 – 0 . Midwest Masterminds (0)
2. 11 – 0 . Chicago Hedgehogs (0)
Tier 2 - Great
3. 9 – 2 . SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL (0)
4. 9 – 2 . Monmouth Evil Monkeys (0)
5. 10 – 1 . Humboldt Killer Hornets (0)
6. 10 – 1 . South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice (0)
Tier 3 - Above Average
7. 8 – 3 . All The King's Men (0)
8. 8 – 2 – 1 . Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals (+1)
9. 8 – 3 . New Orleans Hoodoo Voodoo (+1)
10. 6 – 5 . Louisville Baby Kittens (+1)
11. 7 – 4 . Come Fiesta (-3)
Tier 4 - Average
12. 7 – 4 . Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens (0)
13. 7 – 4 . Nebraska Tornados (0)
14. 6 – 5 . Shaolin Wu Tang Killa Bees (0)
15. 7 – 4 . Tennessee Fury (0)
16. 6 – 5 . Paris French Connection (0)
17. 6 – 5 . Chico High Panthers (0)
Tier 5 - Below Average
18. 5 – 6 . Atlantic City Affliction (+8)
19. 4 – 7 . Seattle Renegades (-1)
20. 4 – 7 . Baton Rouge Buccaneers (-1)
21. 3 – 8 . D.C Baby Sloths (-1)
22. 4 – 7 . San Diego Lightning (-1)
23. 4 – 7 . 8 Mile Assault (0)
24. 5 – 5 – 1 . Hollywood Stars (0)
Tier 6 - Meh
25. 3 – 8 . Detroit Pyromaniacs (-3)
26. 3 – 8 . A Team About Nothing (-1)
Tier 7 - The Cellar
27. 0 – 11 . Mentone Beach Assault (0)
28. 1 – 10 . Alcatraz Assassins (0)
29. 1 – 10 . New Jersey Battalion (0)
30. 1 – 10 . Ontario Ice Weasels (0)
31. 1 – 10 . Richmond Rebel Yell (0)
32. 0 – 11 . New Jersey Generals (0)
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STREAK WATCH:
Here's a list of the current winning streaks in USA Pro League...
Chicago Hedgehogs - 11
Midwest Masterminds - 11
South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice - 9
Atlantic City Affliction - 4
Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals - 3
Shaolin Wu Tang Killa Bees - 3
Hollywood Stars - 3
Humboldt Killer Hornets - 3
Tennessee Fury - 3
Paris French Connection - 3
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Rnk ..... Off ..... Def .... SoS ........... W-L-T... Team
1.. ........ 2 ........ 2 ........ 0.537 ........ 11-0.... Midwest Masterminds
2.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.479 ........ 11-0.... Chicago Hedgehogs
3.. ........ 6 ........ 7 ........ 0.455 ........ 10-1.... Humboldt Killer Hornets
4.. ........ 4 ........ 4 ........ 0.537 ........ 9-2...... SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL
5.. ........ 3 ........ 9 ........ 0.438 ........ 10-1.... South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice
6.. ........ 5 ........ 3 ........ 0.421 ........ 9-2...... Monmouth Evil Monkeys
7.. ...... 13 ...... 10 ........ 0.562 ........ 8-3...... All The King's Men
8.. ...... 10 ...... 13 ........ 0.570 ........ 6-5...... Louisville Baby Kittens
9.. ........ 8 ........ 6 ........ 0.438 ........ 8-2-1.. Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals
10 ........ 9 ........ 5 ........ 0.446 ........ 8-3...... New Orleans Hoodoo Voodoo
11 ...... 19 ...... 20 ........ 0.570 ........ 5-6...... Atlantic City Affliction
12 ........ 7 ...... 12 ........ 0.405 ........ 7-4...... Come Fiesta
13 ...... 15 ...... 21 ........ 0.430 ........ 7-4...... Tennessee Fury
14 ...... 18 ...... 14 ........ 0.455 ........ 6-5...... Paris French Connection
15 ...... 16 ...... 11 ........ 0.504 ........ 6-5...... Shaolin Wu Tang Killa Bees
16 ...... 23 ...... 16 ........ 0.488 ........ 6-5...... Chico High Panthers
17 ...... 12 ...... 18 ........ 0.463 ........ 7-4...... Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens
18 ...... 11 ...... 15 ........ 0.521 ........ 5-5-1.. Hollywood Stars
19 ...... 20 ...... 23 ........ 0.661 ........ 3-8...... D.C Baby Sloths
20 ...... 14 ........ 8 ........ 0.455 ........ 7-4...... Nebraska Tornados
21 ...... 21 ...... 22 ........ 0.545 ........ 4-7...... San Diego Lightning
22 ...... 17 ...... 17 ........ 0.488 ........ 4-7...... 8 Mile Assault
23 ...... 22 ...... 25 ........ 0.504 ........ 3-8...... A Team About Nothing
24 ...... 25 ...... 26 ........ 0.496 ........ 4-7...... Baton Rouge Buccaneers
25 ...... 24 ...... 19 ........ 0.405 ........ 4-7...... Seattle Renegades
26 ...... 26 ...... 24 ........ 0.430 ........ 3-8...... Detroit Pyromaniacs
27 ...... 27 ...... 28 ........ 0.537 ........ 0-11.... Mentone Beach Assault
28 ...... 28 ...... 27 ........ 0.512 ........ 1-10.... Alcatraz Assassins
29 ...... 29 ...... 30 ........ 0.529 ........ 1-10.... Ontario Ice Weasels
30 ...... 32 ...... 31 ........ 0.653 ........ 0-11.... New Jersey Generals
31 ...... 31 ...... 29 ........ 0.455 ........ 1-10.... New Jersey Battalion
32 ...... 30 ...... 32 ........ 0.521 ........ 1-10.... Richmond Rebel Yell
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Western Conference
Chicago Hedgehogs (11-0) vs. Baton Rouge Buccaneers (4-7) -- ( CHI )
Easy win.
SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL (9-2) vs. Hollywood Stars (5-5-1) -- ( GROWL )
After that last loss for the GROWL, I feel bad for the Stars.
Monmouth Evil Monkeys (9-2) vs. New Jersey Battalion (1-10) -- ( MEM )
Easy win.
Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals (8-2-1) vs. 8 Mile Assault (4-7) -- ( KKAR )
KKAR > GROWL > MEM so 8 Mile doesn't stand a chance.
New Orleans Hoodoo Voodoo (8-3) vs. Shaolin Wu Tang Killa Bees (6-5) -- ( NOHV )
The Voodoo is very tough and there's now way the Killa Bees can handle them.
Nebraska Tornados (7-4) vs. Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens (7-4) -- ( CCIA )
This is a big game for these two teams and either one can win, but I'll stick with sly.
A Team About Nothing (3-8) vs. Ontario Ice Weasels (1-10) -- ( ATAN )
Easy win.
Alcatraz Assassins (1-10) vs. Richmond Rebel Yell (1-10) -- ( AA )
This could mean the Assassins get to stay in the Pros.
Eastern Conference
Midwest Masterminds (11-0) vs. All The King's Men (8-3) -- ( MM )
I had thought this was going to be a great game, but now I'm not sure the King's Men have anything close to what the Masterminds can bring.
Humboldt Killer Hornets (10-1) vs. Seattle Renegades (4-7) -- ( HKH )
Easy win, Seattle is not what they once were.
South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice (10-1) vs. Atlantic City Affliction (5-6) -- ( SOFPM )
ACA is back on it, but I don't know if they have enough for the Mice.
Come Fiesta (7-4) vs. Tennessee Fury (7-4) -- ( CF )
Tough call on this game, but if the Fury brings the Coronas and the limes; the game is theirs to take.
Paris French Connection (6-5) vs. Detroit Pyromaniacs (3-8) -- ( PFC )
Paris has had an up and down season, but they've beat the top teams so they can easily win this one.
Louisville Baby Kittens (6-5) vs. Mentone Beach Assault (0-11) -- ( LBK )
I'd love to responsible for 3 of LBK's losses, but I just don't see it happening.
Chico High Panthers (6-5) vs. San Diego Lightning (4-7) -- ( CHP )
This game could really go either way, but it looks like the Panthers are finding their way here in the Pros.
D.C Baby Sloths (3-8) vs. New Jersey Generals (0-11) -- ( DC )
Easy win.
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Rankings
#. W-L (Overall) . Team Name . (+/- from LW)
Western Teams in Bold
Tier 1 - Elite
1. 11 – 0 . Midwest Masterminds (0)
2. 11 – 0 . Chicago Hedgehogs (0)
Tier 2 - Great
3. 9 – 2 . SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL (0)
4. 9 – 2 . Monmouth Evil Monkeys (0)
5. 10 – 1 . Humboldt Killer Hornets (0)
6. 10 – 1 . South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice (0)
Tier 3 - Above Average
7. 8 – 3 . All The King's Men (0)
8. 8 – 2 – 1 . Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals (+1)
9. 8 – 3 . New Orleans Hoodoo Voodoo (+1)
10. 6 – 5 . Louisville Baby Kittens (+1)
11. 7 – 4 . Come Fiesta (-3)
Tier 4 - Average
12. 7 – 4 . Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens (0)
13. 7 – 4 . Nebraska Tornados (0)
14. 6 – 5 . Shaolin Wu Tang Killa Bees (0)
15. 7 – 4 . Tennessee Fury (0)
16. 6 – 5 . Paris French Connection (0)
17. 6 – 5 . Chico High Panthers (0)
Tier 5 - Below Average
18. 5 – 6 . Atlantic City Affliction (+8)
19. 4 – 7 . Seattle Renegades (-1)
20. 4 – 7 . Baton Rouge Buccaneers (-1)
21. 3 – 8 . D.C Baby Sloths (-1)
22. 4 – 7 . San Diego Lightning (-1)
23. 4 – 7 . 8 Mile Assault (0)
24. 5 – 5 – 1 . Hollywood Stars (0)
Tier 6 - Meh
25. 3 – 8 . Detroit Pyromaniacs (-3)
26. 3 – 8 . A Team About Nothing (-1)
Tier 7 - The Cellar
27. 0 – 11 . Mentone Beach Assault (0)
28. 1 – 10 . Alcatraz Assassins (0)
29. 1 – 10 . New Jersey Battalion (0)
30. 1 – 10 . Ontario Ice Weasels (0)
31. 1 – 10 . Richmond Rebel Yell (0)
32. 0 – 11 . New Jersey Generals (0)
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STREAK WATCH:
Here's a list of the current winning streaks in USA Pro League...
Chicago Hedgehogs - 11
Midwest Masterminds - 11
South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice - 9
Atlantic City Affliction - 4
Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals - 3
Shaolin Wu Tang Killa Bees - 3
Hollywood Stars - 3
Humboldt Killer Hornets - 3
Tennessee Fury - 3
Paris French Connection - 3
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Rnk ..... Off ..... Def .... SoS ........... W-L-T... Team
1.. ........ 2 ........ 2 ........ 0.537 ........ 11-0.... Midwest Masterminds
2.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.479 ........ 11-0.... Chicago Hedgehogs
3.. ........ 6 ........ 7 ........ 0.455 ........ 10-1.... Humboldt Killer Hornets
4.. ........ 4 ........ 4 ........ 0.537 ........ 9-2...... SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL
5.. ........ 3 ........ 9 ........ 0.438 ........ 10-1.... South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice
6.. ........ 5 ........ 3 ........ 0.421 ........ 9-2...... Monmouth Evil Monkeys
7.. ...... 13 ...... 10 ........ 0.562 ........ 8-3...... All The King's Men
8.. ...... 10 ...... 13 ........ 0.570 ........ 6-5...... Louisville Baby Kittens
9.. ........ 8 ........ 6 ........ 0.438 ........ 8-2-1.. Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals
10 ........ 9 ........ 5 ........ 0.446 ........ 8-3...... New Orleans Hoodoo Voodoo
11 ...... 19 ...... 20 ........ 0.570 ........ 5-6...... Atlantic City Affliction
12 ........ 7 ...... 12 ........ 0.405 ........ 7-4...... Come Fiesta
13 ...... 15 ...... 21 ........ 0.430 ........ 7-4...... Tennessee Fury
14 ...... 18 ...... 14 ........ 0.455 ........ 6-5...... Paris French Connection
15 ...... 16 ...... 11 ........ 0.504 ........ 6-5...... Shaolin Wu Tang Killa Bees
16 ...... 23 ...... 16 ........ 0.488 ........ 6-5...... Chico High Panthers
17 ...... 12 ...... 18 ........ 0.463 ........ 7-4...... Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens
18 ...... 11 ...... 15 ........ 0.521 ........ 5-5-1.. Hollywood Stars
19 ...... 20 ...... 23 ........ 0.661 ........ 3-8...... D.C Baby Sloths
20 ...... 14 ........ 8 ........ 0.455 ........ 7-4...... Nebraska Tornados
21 ...... 21 ...... 22 ........ 0.545 ........ 4-7...... San Diego Lightning
22 ...... 17 ...... 17 ........ 0.488 ........ 4-7...... 8 Mile Assault
23 ...... 22 ...... 25 ........ 0.504 ........ 3-8...... A Team About Nothing
24 ...... 25 ...... 26 ........ 0.496 ........ 4-7...... Baton Rouge Buccaneers
25 ...... 24 ...... 19 ........ 0.405 ........ 4-7...... Seattle Renegades
26 ...... 26 ...... 24 ........ 0.430 ........ 3-8...... Detroit Pyromaniacs
27 ...... 27 ...... 28 ........ 0.537 ........ 0-11.... Mentone Beach Assault
28 ...... 28 ...... 27 ........ 0.512 ........ 1-10.... Alcatraz Assassins
29 ...... 29 ...... 30 ........ 0.529 ........ 1-10.... Ontario Ice Weasels
30 ...... 32 ...... 31 ........ 0.653 ........ 0-11.... New Jersey Generals
31 ...... 31 ...... 29 ........ 0.455 ........ 1-10.... New Jersey Battalion
32 ...... 30 ...... 32 ........ 0.521 ........ 1-10.... Richmond Rebel Yell
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Western Conference
Chicago Hedgehogs (11-0) vs. Baton Rouge Buccaneers (4-7) -- ( CHI )
Easy win.
SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL (9-2) vs. Hollywood Stars (5-5-1) -- ( GROWL )
After that last loss for the GROWL, I feel bad for the Stars.
Monmouth Evil Monkeys (9-2) vs. New Jersey Battalion (1-10) -- ( MEM )
Easy win.
Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals (8-2-1) vs. 8 Mile Assault (4-7) -- ( KKAR )
KKAR > GROWL > MEM so 8 Mile doesn't stand a chance.
New Orleans Hoodoo Voodoo (8-3) vs. Shaolin Wu Tang Killa Bees (6-5) -- ( NOHV )
The Voodoo is very tough and there's now way the Killa Bees can handle them.
Nebraska Tornados (7-4) vs. Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens (7-4) -- ( CCIA )
This is a big game for these two teams and either one can win, but I'll stick with sly.
A Team About Nothing (3-8) vs. Ontario Ice Weasels (1-10) -- ( ATAN )
Easy win.
Alcatraz Assassins (1-10) vs. Richmond Rebel Yell (1-10) -- ( AA )
This could mean the Assassins get to stay in the Pros.
Eastern Conference
Midwest Masterminds (11-0) vs. All The King's Men (8-3) -- ( MM )
I had thought this was going to be a great game, but now I'm not sure the King's Men have anything close to what the Masterminds can bring.
Humboldt Killer Hornets (10-1) vs. Seattle Renegades (4-7) -- ( HKH )
Easy win, Seattle is not what they once were.
South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice (10-1) vs. Atlantic City Affliction (5-6) -- ( SOFPM )
ACA is back on it, but I don't know if they have enough for the Mice.
Come Fiesta (7-4) vs. Tennessee Fury (7-4) -- ( CF )
Tough call on this game, but if the Fury brings the Coronas and the limes; the game is theirs to take.
Paris French Connection (6-5) vs. Detroit Pyromaniacs (3-8) -- ( PFC )
Paris has had an up and down season, but they've beat the top teams so they can easily win this one.
Louisville Baby Kittens (6-5) vs. Mentone Beach Assault (0-11) -- ( LBK )
I'd love to responsible for 3 of LBK's losses, but I just don't see it happening.
Chico High Panthers (6-5) vs. San Diego Lightning (4-7) -- ( CHP )
This game could really go either way, but it looks like the Panthers are finding their way here in the Pros.
D.C Baby Sloths (3-8) vs. New Jersey Generals (0-11) -- ( DC )
Easy win.
