The rankings below are based off of nothing but roster evaluation, past records (seasonal, playoffs, and scrimmages), team chemistry, and personal knowledge of the team. I didn’t use a greasemonkey script or spreadsheet or anything fancy; just my opinion. These rankings are up for debate amongst yourselves on the forums, but if you want to move up in the rankings; you’ll have to prove it on the dotball field!
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Rankings
#. W-L (Overall) . Team Name . (+/- from LW)
Western Teams in Bold
Tier 1 - Elite
1. 10 – 0 . Midwest Masterminds (0)
2. 10 – 0 . Chicago Hedgehogs (0)
Tier 2 - Great
3. 9 – 1 . SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL (0)
4. 9 – 1 . Monmouth Evil Monkeys (0)
5. 9 – 1 . Humboldt Killer Hornets (0)
6. 9 – 1 . South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice (+1)
Tier 3 - Above Average
7. 7 – 3 . All The King's Men (-1)
8. 7 – 3 . Come Fiesta (0)
9. 7 – 2 – 1 . Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals (0)
10. 7 – 3 . New Orleans Hoodoo Voodoo (0)
11. 6 – 4 . Louisville Baby Kittens (0)
Tier 4 - Average
12. 6 – 4 . Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens (0)
13. 6 – 4 . Nebraska Tornados (0)
14. 5 – 5 . Shaolin Wu Tang Killa Bees (0)
15. 6 – 4 . Tennessee Fury (0)
16. 5 – 5 . Paris French Connection (+1)
17. 5 – 5 . Chico High Panthers (+1)
18. 4 – 6 . Seattle Renegades (-2)
Tier 5 - Below Average
19. 3 – 7 . Baton Rouge Buccaneers (0)
20. 3 – 7 . D.C Baby Sloths (0)
21. 4 – 6 . San Diego Lightning (0)
22. 3 – 7 . Detroit Pyromaniacs (0)
23. 4 – 6 . 8 Mile Assault (0)
24. 4 – 5 – 1 . Hollywood Stars (0)
Tier 6 - Meh
25. 3 – 7 . A Team About Nothing (0)
26. 4 – 6 . Atlantic City Affliction (0)
Tier 7 - The Cellar
27. 0 – 10 . Mentone Beach Assault (0)
28. 1 – 9 . Alcatraz Assassins (0)
29. 1 – 9 . New Jersey Battalion (0)
30. 1 – 9 . Ontario Ice Weasels (0)
31. 0 – 10 . Richmond Rebel Yell (0)
32. 0 – 10 . New Jersey Generals (0)
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STREAK WATCH:
Here's a list of the current winning streaks in USA Pro League...
Chicago Hedgehogs - 10
Midwest Masterminds - 10
South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice - 8
Monmouth Evil Monkeys - 5
SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL - 4
Atlantic City Affliction - 3
Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals - 2
Shaolin Wu Tang Killa Bees - 2
Hollywood Stars - 2
Humboldt Killer Hornets - 2
Tennessee Fury - 2
Paris French Connection - 2
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Rnk ..... Off ..... Def .... SoS ........... W-L-T... Team
1.. ........ 2 ........ 3 ........ 0.550 ........ 10-0.... Midwest Masterminds
2.. ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.440 ........ 10-0.... Chicago Hedgehogs
3.. ........ 7 ........ 5 ........ 0.490 ........ 9-1...... Humboldt Killer Hornets
4.. ........ 4 ........ 4 ........ 0.520 ........ 9-1...... SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL
5.. ........ 3 ...... 10 ........ 0.450 ........ 9-1...... South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice
6.. ........ 5 ........ 1 ........ 0.360 ........ 9-1...... Monmouth Evil Monkeys
7.. ...... 11 ...... 11 ........ 0.550 ........ 7-3...... All The King's Men
8.. ...... 10 ...... 12 ........ 0.550 ........ 6-4...... Louisville Baby Kittens
9.. ........ 9 ........ 6 ........ 0.450 ........ 7-3...... New Orleans Hoodoo Voodoo
10 ........ 8 ........ 7 ........ 0.390 ........ 7-2-1.. Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals
11 ........ 6 ........ 8 ........ 0.400 ........ 7-3...... Come Fiesta
12 ...... 19 ...... 20 ........ 0.570 ........ 4-6...... Atlantic City Affliction
13 ...... 26 ...... 16 ........ 0.550 ........ 5-5...... Chico High Panthers
14 ...... 15 ...... 22 ........ 0.450 ........ 6-4...... Tennessee Fury
15 ...... 14 ...... 18 ........ 0.500 ........ 6-4...... Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens
16 ...... 16 ...... 14 ........ 0.460 ........ 5-5...... Paris French Connection
17 ...... 17 ...... 13 ........ 0.560 ........ 5-5...... Shaolin Wu Tang Killa Bees
18 ...... 21 ...... 21 ........ 0.530 ........ 4-6...... San Diego Lightning
19 ...... 12 ...... 17 ........ 0.560 ........ 4-5-1.. Hollywood Stars
20 ...... 18 ........ 9 ........ 0.500 ........ 6-4...... Nebraska Tornados
21 ...... 20 ...... 23 ........ 0.620 ........ 3-7...... D.C Baby Sloths
22 ...... 13 ...... 15 ........ 0.460 ........ 4-6...... 8 Mile Assault
23 ...... 23 ...... 25 ........ 0.510 ........ 3-7...... A Team About Nothing
24 ...... 24 ...... 26 ........ 0.510 ........ 3-7...... Baton Rouge Buccaneers
25 ...... 22 ...... 19 ........ 0.390 ........ 4-6...... Seattle Renegades
26 ...... 25 ...... 24 ........ 0.410 ........ 3-7...... Detroit Pyromaniacs
27 ...... 28 ...... 28 ........ 0.500 ........ 0-10.... Mentone Beach Assault
28 ...... 27 ...... 27 ........ 0.500 ........ 1-9...... Alcatraz Assassins
29 ...... 29 ...... 30 ........ 0.530 ........ 1-9...... Ontario Ice Weasels
30 ...... 32 ...... 31 ........ 0.680 ........ 0-10.... New Jersey Generals
31 ...... 31 ...... 29 ........ 0.440 ........ 1-9...... New Jersey Battalion
32 ...... 30 ...... 32 ........ 0.520 ........ 1-9...... Richmond Rebel Yell
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Western Conference
Chicago Hedgehogs (10-0) vs. Monmouth Evil Monkeys (9-1) -- ( CHI )
HUGE battle royale, but then again this is not the MEM of old.
SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL (9-1) vs. Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals (7-2-1) -- ( GROWL )
If the GROWL don't win, I'm sure they'll at least tie.
New Orleans Hoodoo Voodoo (7-3) vs. 8 Mile Assault (4-6) -- ( NOHV )
The Voodoo will be the only one's making an Assault in this game.
Nebraska Tornados (6-4) vs. New Jersey Battalion (1-9) -- ( NT )
Easy win.
Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens (6-4) vs. Richmond Rebel Yell (1-9) -- ( CCIA )
Easy win.
Shaolin Wu Tang Killa Bees (5-5) vs. Alcatraz Assassins (1-9) -- ( SWTKB )
Easy win.
Hollywood Stars (4-5-1) vs. Ontario Ice Weasels (1-9) -- ( HS ) 120 - 0
Easy win.
A Team About Nothing (3-7) vs. Baton Rouge Buccaneers (3-7) -- ( BRB )
Important game for both teams, but I think the Buccaneers can pull it out.
Eastern Conference
Midwest Masterminds (10-0) vs. D.C Baby Sloths (3-7) -- ( MM )
Easy win.
Humboldt Killer Hornets (9-1) vs. Mentone Beach Assault (0-10) -- ( HKH )
Easy win.
South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice (9-1) vs. San Diego Lightning (4-6) -- ( SOFPM )
I'm pretty sure Porcelain Mice are not effected by Lightning.
Louisville Baby Kittens (6-4) vs. All The King's Men (7-3) -- ( ATKM )
This seems like a trap game for the King's Men, but I doubt they're happy about those losses!
Come Fiesta (7-3) vs. Atlantic City Affliction (4-6) -- ( CF )
ACA has been doing great lately, but I'm not sure they have enough for the party.
Tennessee Fury (6-4) vs. Detroit Pyromaniacs (3-7) -- ( TF )
Sorry Detroit, but I have to pick the Fury here.
Paris French Connection (5-5) vs. Seattle Renegades (4-6) -- ( PFC )
Paris seems to win the big games and the Renegades are having a hard time right now; anyone's game here.
Chico High Panthers (5-5) vs. New Jersey Generals (0-10) -- ( CHP )
Easy win.
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Rankings
#. W-L (Overall) . Team Name . (+/- from LW)
Western Teams in Bold
Tier 1 - Elite
1. 10 – 0 . Midwest Masterminds (0)
2. 10 – 0 . Chicago Hedgehogs (0)
Tier 2 - Great
3. 9 – 1 . SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL (0)
4. 9 – 1 . Monmouth Evil Monkeys (0)
5. 9 – 1 . Humboldt Killer Hornets (0)
6. 9 – 1 . South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice (+1)
Tier 3 - Above Average
7. 7 – 3 . All The King's Men (-1)
8. 7 – 3 . Come Fiesta (0)
9. 7 – 2 – 1 . Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals (0)
10. 7 – 3 . New Orleans Hoodoo Voodoo (0)
11. 6 – 4 . Louisville Baby Kittens (0)
Tier 4 - Average
12. 6 – 4 . Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens (0)
13. 6 – 4 . Nebraska Tornados (0)
14. 5 – 5 . Shaolin Wu Tang Killa Bees (0)
15. 6 – 4 . Tennessee Fury (0)
16. 5 – 5 . Paris French Connection (+1)
17. 5 – 5 . Chico High Panthers (+1)
18. 4 – 6 . Seattle Renegades (-2)
Tier 5 - Below Average
19. 3 – 7 . Baton Rouge Buccaneers (0)
20. 3 – 7 . D.C Baby Sloths (0)
21. 4 – 6 . San Diego Lightning (0)
22. 3 – 7 . Detroit Pyromaniacs (0)
23. 4 – 6 . 8 Mile Assault (0)
24. 4 – 5 – 1 . Hollywood Stars (0)
Tier 6 - Meh
25. 3 – 7 . A Team About Nothing (0)
26. 4 – 6 . Atlantic City Affliction (0)
Tier 7 - The Cellar
27. 0 – 10 . Mentone Beach Assault (0)
28. 1 – 9 . Alcatraz Assassins (0)
29. 1 – 9 . New Jersey Battalion (0)
30. 1 – 9 . Ontario Ice Weasels (0)
31. 0 – 10 . Richmond Rebel Yell (0)
32. 0 – 10 . New Jersey Generals (0)
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STREAK WATCH:
Here's a list of the current winning streaks in USA Pro League...
Chicago Hedgehogs - 10
Midwest Masterminds - 10
South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice - 8
Monmouth Evil Monkeys - 5
SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL - 4
Atlantic City Affliction - 3
Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals - 2
Shaolin Wu Tang Killa Bees - 2
Hollywood Stars - 2
Humboldt Killer Hornets - 2
Tennessee Fury - 2
Paris French Connection - 2
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Rnk ..... Off ..... Def .... SoS ........... W-L-T... Team
1.. ........ 2 ........ 3 ........ 0.550 ........ 10-0.... Midwest Masterminds
2.. ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.440 ........ 10-0.... Chicago Hedgehogs
3.. ........ 7 ........ 5 ........ 0.490 ........ 9-1...... Humboldt Killer Hornets
4.. ........ 4 ........ 4 ........ 0.520 ........ 9-1...... SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL
5.. ........ 3 ...... 10 ........ 0.450 ........ 9-1...... South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice
6.. ........ 5 ........ 1 ........ 0.360 ........ 9-1...... Monmouth Evil Monkeys
7.. ...... 11 ...... 11 ........ 0.550 ........ 7-3...... All The King's Men
8.. ...... 10 ...... 12 ........ 0.550 ........ 6-4...... Louisville Baby Kittens
9.. ........ 9 ........ 6 ........ 0.450 ........ 7-3...... New Orleans Hoodoo Voodoo
10 ........ 8 ........ 7 ........ 0.390 ........ 7-2-1.. Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals
11 ........ 6 ........ 8 ........ 0.400 ........ 7-3...... Come Fiesta
12 ...... 19 ...... 20 ........ 0.570 ........ 4-6...... Atlantic City Affliction
13 ...... 26 ...... 16 ........ 0.550 ........ 5-5...... Chico High Panthers
14 ...... 15 ...... 22 ........ 0.450 ........ 6-4...... Tennessee Fury
15 ...... 14 ...... 18 ........ 0.500 ........ 6-4...... Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens
16 ...... 16 ...... 14 ........ 0.460 ........ 5-5...... Paris French Connection
17 ...... 17 ...... 13 ........ 0.560 ........ 5-5...... Shaolin Wu Tang Killa Bees
18 ...... 21 ...... 21 ........ 0.530 ........ 4-6...... San Diego Lightning
19 ...... 12 ...... 17 ........ 0.560 ........ 4-5-1.. Hollywood Stars
20 ...... 18 ........ 9 ........ 0.500 ........ 6-4...... Nebraska Tornados
21 ...... 20 ...... 23 ........ 0.620 ........ 3-7...... D.C Baby Sloths
22 ...... 13 ...... 15 ........ 0.460 ........ 4-6...... 8 Mile Assault
23 ...... 23 ...... 25 ........ 0.510 ........ 3-7...... A Team About Nothing
24 ...... 24 ...... 26 ........ 0.510 ........ 3-7...... Baton Rouge Buccaneers
25 ...... 22 ...... 19 ........ 0.390 ........ 4-6...... Seattle Renegades
26 ...... 25 ...... 24 ........ 0.410 ........ 3-7...... Detroit Pyromaniacs
27 ...... 28 ...... 28 ........ 0.500 ........ 0-10.... Mentone Beach Assault
28 ...... 27 ...... 27 ........ 0.500 ........ 1-9...... Alcatraz Assassins
29 ...... 29 ...... 30 ........ 0.530 ........ 1-9...... Ontario Ice Weasels
30 ...... 32 ...... 31 ........ 0.680 ........ 0-10.... New Jersey Generals
31 ...... 31 ...... 29 ........ 0.440 ........ 1-9...... New Jersey Battalion
32 ...... 30 ...... 32 ........ 0.520 ........ 1-9...... Richmond Rebel Yell
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Western Conference
Chicago Hedgehogs (10-0) vs. Monmouth Evil Monkeys (9-1) -- ( CHI )
HUGE battle royale, but then again this is not the MEM of old.
SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL (9-1) vs. Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals (7-2-1) -- ( GROWL )
If the GROWL don't win, I'm sure they'll at least tie.
New Orleans Hoodoo Voodoo (7-3) vs. 8 Mile Assault (4-6) -- ( NOHV )
The Voodoo will be the only one's making an Assault in this game.
Nebraska Tornados (6-4) vs. New Jersey Battalion (1-9) -- ( NT )
Easy win.
Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens (6-4) vs. Richmond Rebel Yell (1-9) -- ( CCIA )
Easy win.
Shaolin Wu Tang Killa Bees (5-5) vs. Alcatraz Assassins (1-9) -- ( SWTKB )
Easy win.
Hollywood Stars (4-5-1) vs. Ontario Ice Weasels (1-9) -- ( HS ) 120 - 0
Easy win.
A Team About Nothing (3-7) vs. Baton Rouge Buccaneers (3-7) -- ( BRB )
Important game for both teams, but I think the Buccaneers can pull it out.
Eastern Conference
Midwest Masterminds (10-0) vs. D.C Baby Sloths (3-7) -- ( MM )
Easy win.
Humboldt Killer Hornets (9-1) vs. Mentone Beach Assault (0-10) -- ( HKH )
Easy win.
South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice (9-1) vs. San Diego Lightning (4-6) -- ( SOFPM )
I'm pretty sure Porcelain Mice are not effected by Lightning.
Louisville Baby Kittens (6-4) vs. All The King's Men (7-3) -- ( ATKM )
This seems like a trap game for the King's Men, but I doubt they're happy about those losses!
Come Fiesta (7-3) vs. Atlantic City Affliction (4-6) -- ( CF )
ACA has been doing great lately, but I'm not sure they have enough for the party.
Tennessee Fury (6-4) vs. Detroit Pyromaniacs (3-7) -- ( TF )
Sorry Detroit, but I have to pick the Fury here.
Paris French Connection (5-5) vs. Seattle Renegades (4-6) -- ( PFC )
Paris seems to win the big games and the Renegades are having a hard time right now; anyone's game here.
Chico High Panthers (5-5) vs. New Jersey Generals (0-10) -- ( CHP )
Easy win.
