The rankings below are based off of nothing but roster evaluation, past records (seasonal, playoffs, and scrimmages), team chemistry, and personal knowledge of the team. I didn’t use a greasemonkey script or spreadsheet or anything fancy; just my opinion. These rankings are up for debate amongst yourselves on the forums, but if you want to move up in the rankings; you’ll have to prove it on the dotball field!
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Rankings
#. W-L (Overall) . Team Name . (+/- from LW)
Western Teams in Bold
Tier 1 - Elite
1. 9 – 0 . Midwest Masterminds (0)
2. 9 – 0 . Chicago Hedgehogs (0)
Tier 2 - Great
3. 8 – 1 . SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL (0)
4. 8 – 1 . Monmouth Evil Monkeys (0)
5. 8 – 1 . Humboldt Killer Hornets (0)
6. 7 – 2 . All The King's Men (0)
7. 8 – 1 . South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice (0)
Tier 3 - Above Average
8. 6 – 3 . Come Fiesta (0)
9. 6 – 2 – 1 . Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals (0)
10. 7 – 2 . New Orleans Hoodoo Voodoo (0)
11. 5 – 4 . Louisville Baby Kittens (0)
Tier 4 - Average
12. 6 – 3 . Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens (0)
13. 6 – 2 . Nebraska Tornados (+1)
14. 4 – 5 . Shaolin Wu Tang Killa Bees (+1)
15. 5 – 4 . Tennessee Fury (+1)
16. 4 – 5 . Seattle Renegades (-2)
17. 4 – 5 . Paris French Connection (0)
18. 5 – 4 . Chico High Panthers (0)
Tier 5 - Below Average
19. 3 – 6 . Baton Rouge Buccaneers (0)
20. 3 – 6 . D.C Baby Sloths (+2)
21. 4 – 5 . San Diego Lightning (+3)
22. 3 – 6 . Detroit Pyromaniacs (-1)
23. 3 – 6 . 8 Mile Assault (-2)
24. 3 – 5 – 1 . Hollywood Stars (-1)
Tier 6 - Meh
25. 3 – 6 . A Team About Nothing (0)
26. 3 – 6 . Atlantic City Affliction (0)
Tier 7 - The Cellar
27. 0 – 8 . Mentone Beach Assault (0)
28. 0 – 8 . Alcatraz Assassins (0)
29. 1 – 7 . New Jersey Battalion (0)
30. 1 – 7 . Ontario Ice Weasels (0)
31. 0 – 8 . Richmond Rebel Yell (0)
32. 0 – 8 . New Jersey Generals (0)
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STREAK WATCH:
Here's a list of the current winning streaks in USA Pro League...
Chicago Hedgehogs - 9
Midwest Masterminds - 9
South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice - 7
Monmouth Evil Monkeys - 4
Chico High Panthers - 4
SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL - 3
New Orleans Hoodoo Voodoo - 3
San Diego Lightning - 3
Atlantic City Affliction - 2
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Rnk ..... Off ..... Def .... SoS ........... W-L-T... Team
1.. ........ 2 ........ 4 ........ 0.605 ........ 9-0...... Midwest Masterminds
2.. ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.383 ........ 9-0...... Chicago Hedgehogs
3.. ........ 7 ........ 7 ........ 0.444 ........ 8-1...... Humboldt Killer Hornets
4.. ........ 3 ...... 11 ........ 0.469 ........ 8-1...... South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice
5.. ........ 4 ........ 3 ........ 0.494 ........ 8-1...... SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL
6.. ........ 5 ........ 1 ........ 0.346 ........ 8-1...... Monmouth Evil Monkeys
7.. ...... 10 ........ 8 ........ 0.506 ........ 7-2...... All The King's Men
8.. ........ 9 ...... 12 ........ 0.568 ........ 5-4...... Louisville Baby Kittens
9.. ...... 13 ........ 6 ........ 0.444 ........ 6-2-1.. Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals
10 ........ 8 ........ 9 ........ 0.407 ........ 7-2...... New Orleans Hoodoo Voodoo
11 ........ 6 ........ 5 ........ 0.420 ........ 6-3...... Come Fiesta
12 ...... 26 ...... 15 ........ 0.531 ........ 5-4...... Chico High Panthers
13 ...... 12 ...... 20 ........ 0.494 ........ 6-3...... Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens
14 ...... 20 ...... 22 ........ 0.605 ........ 3-6...... Atlantic City Affliction
15 ...... 11 ...... 16 ........ 0.605 ........ 3-5-1.. Hollywood Stars
16 ...... 22 ...... 19 ........ 0.519 ........ 4-5...... San Diego Lightning
17 ...... 16 ...... 24 ........ 0.457 ........ 5-4...... Tennessee Fury
18 ...... 14 ...... 14 ........ 0.506 ........ 4-5...... Paris French Connection
19 ...... 15 ...... 10 ........ 0.432 ........ 6-3...... Nebraska Tornados
20 ...... 17 ...... 13 ........ 0.543 ........ 4-5...... Shaolin Wu Tang Killa Bees
21 ...... 19 ...... 21 ........ 0.605 ........ 3-6...... D.C Baby Sloths
22 ...... 24 ...... 26 ........ 0.543 ........ 3-6...... A Team About Nothing
23 ...... 18 ...... 18 ........ 0.506 ........ 3-6...... 8 Mile Assault
24 ...... 21 ...... 17 ........ 0.358 ........ 4-5...... Seattle Renegades
25 ...... 23 ...... 25 ........ 0.457 ........ 3-6...... Baton Rouge Buccaneers
26 ...... 25 ...... 23 ........ 0.432 ........ 3-6...... Detroit Pyromaniacs
27 ...... 27 ...... 27 ........ 0.519 ........ 1-8...... Alcatraz Assassins
28 ...... 28 ...... 28 ........ 0.506 ........ 0-9...... Mentone Beach Assault
29 ...... 29 ...... 30 ........ 0.519 ........ 1-8...... Ontario Ice Weasels
30 ...... 31 ...... 29 ........ 0.469 ........ 1-8...... New Jersey Battalion
31 ...... 32 ...... 31 ........ 0.630 ........ 0-9...... New Jersey Generals
32 ...... 30 ...... 32 ........ 0.568 ........ 0-9...... Richmond Rebel Yell
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Western Conference
Chicago Hedgehogs (9-0) vs. Nebraska Tornados (6-3) -- ( CHI )
The Tornados are doing very well and Chicago is known for losing a random game; this could be it.
SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL (8-1) vs. New Orleans Hoodoo Voodoo (7-2) -- ( GROWL )
This should be a great game, but I can't lose 3 games in one week here.
Monmouth Evil Monkeys (8-1) vs. Baton Rouge Buccaneers (3-6) -- ( MEM )
I know that pirates have monkeys, but were they evil?
Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals (6-2-1) vs. Ontario Ice Weasels (1-8) -- ( KKAR ) 155 - 0
Easy win.
Shaolin Wu Tang Killa Bees (4-5) vs. Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens (6-3) -- ( CCIA )
I know the Bees are tough, but it looks like CCIA is back.
Hollywood Stars (3-5-1) vs. A Team About Nothing (3-6) -- ( HS )
I'm hoping the Stars can get their second tie.
8 Mile Assault (3-6) vs. Alcatraz Assassins (1-8) -- ( 8 MILE )
Easy win.
Richmond Rebel Yell (0-9) vs. New Jersey Battalion (1-8) -- ( NJB )
EPIC game here!
Eastern Conference
Midwest Masterminds (9-0) vs. New Jersey Generals (0-9) -- ( MM )
Easy win.
Humboldt Killer Hornets (8-1) vs. All The King's Men (7-2) -- ( ATKM )
ATKM's OC sucks so the Hornets should have their way with them.
South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice (8-1) vs. Chico High Panthers (5-4) -- ( SOFPM )
CHP has done well lately, but the Mice are the top team here.
Come Fiesta (6-3) vs. San Diego Lightning (4-5) -- ( CF )
The Fiesta has had a hard time lately, but they should get back on track here.
Louisville Baby Kittens (5-4) vs. D.C Baby Sloths (3-6) -- ( LBK )
It's hard to see the Kittens with such a bad record, but the Sloths aren't ready for LBK.
Seattle Renegades (4-5) vs. Tennessee Fury (5-4) -- ( TF )
The Fury are above .500 so maybe this is a bad game for them?
Paris French Connection (4-5) vs. Mentone Beach Assault (0-9) -- ( PFC )
The Assault blows!
Atlantic City Affliction (3-6) vs. Detroit Pyromaniacs (3-6) -- ( ACA )
ACA is on a streak and Detroit doesn't stand a chance.
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Rankings
#. W-L (Overall) . Team Name . (+/- from LW)
Western Teams in Bold
Tier 1 - Elite
1. 9 – 0 . Midwest Masterminds (0)
2. 9 – 0 . Chicago Hedgehogs (0)
Tier 2 - Great
3. 8 – 1 . SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL (0)
4. 8 – 1 . Monmouth Evil Monkeys (0)
5. 8 – 1 . Humboldt Killer Hornets (0)
6. 7 – 2 . All The King's Men (0)
7. 8 – 1 . South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice (0)
Tier 3 - Above Average
8. 6 – 3 . Come Fiesta (0)
9. 6 – 2 – 1 . Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals (0)
10. 7 – 2 . New Orleans Hoodoo Voodoo (0)
11. 5 – 4 . Louisville Baby Kittens (0)
Tier 4 - Average
12. 6 – 3 . Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens (0)
13. 6 – 2 . Nebraska Tornados (+1)
14. 4 – 5 . Shaolin Wu Tang Killa Bees (+1)
15. 5 – 4 . Tennessee Fury (+1)
16. 4 – 5 . Seattle Renegades (-2)
17. 4 – 5 . Paris French Connection (0)
18. 5 – 4 . Chico High Panthers (0)
Tier 5 - Below Average
19. 3 – 6 . Baton Rouge Buccaneers (0)
20. 3 – 6 . D.C Baby Sloths (+2)
21. 4 – 5 . San Diego Lightning (+3)
22. 3 – 6 . Detroit Pyromaniacs (-1)
23. 3 – 6 . 8 Mile Assault (-2)
24. 3 – 5 – 1 . Hollywood Stars (-1)
Tier 6 - Meh
25. 3 – 6 . A Team About Nothing (0)
26. 3 – 6 . Atlantic City Affliction (0)
Tier 7 - The Cellar
27. 0 – 8 . Mentone Beach Assault (0)
28. 0 – 8 . Alcatraz Assassins (0)
29. 1 – 7 . New Jersey Battalion (0)
30. 1 – 7 . Ontario Ice Weasels (0)
31. 0 – 8 . Richmond Rebel Yell (0)
32. 0 – 8 . New Jersey Generals (0)
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STREAK WATCH:
Here's a list of the current winning streaks in USA Pro League...
Chicago Hedgehogs - 9
Midwest Masterminds - 9
South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice - 7
Monmouth Evil Monkeys - 4
Chico High Panthers - 4
SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL - 3
New Orleans Hoodoo Voodoo - 3
San Diego Lightning - 3
Atlantic City Affliction - 2
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Rnk ..... Off ..... Def .... SoS ........... W-L-T... Team
1.. ........ 2 ........ 4 ........ 0.605 ........ 9-0...... Midwest Masterminds
2.. ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.383 ........ 9-0...... Chicago Hedgehogs
3.. ........ 7 ........ 7 ........ 0.444 ........ 8-1...... Humboldt Killer Hornets
4.. ........ 3 ...... 11 ........ 0.469 ........ 8-1...... South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice
5.. ........ 4 ........ 3 ........ 0.494 ........ 8-1...... SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL
6.. ........ 5 ........ 1 ........ 0.346 ........ 8-1...... Monmouth Evil Monkeys
7.. ...... 10 ........ 8 ........ 0.506 ........ 7-2...... All The King's Men
8.. ........ 9 ...... 12 ........ 0.568 ........ 5-4...... Louisville Baby Kittens
9.. ...... 13 ........ 6 ........ 0.444 ........ 6-2-1.. Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals
10 ........ 8 ........ 9 ........ 0.407 ........ 7-2...... New Orleans Hoodoo Voodoo
11 ........ 6 ........ 5 ........ 0.420 ........ 6-3...... Come Fiesta
12 ...... 26 ...... 15 ........ 0.531 ........ 5-4...... Chico High Panthers
13 ...... 12 ...... 20 ........ 0.494 ........ 6-3...... Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens
14 ...... 20 ...... 22 ........ 0.605 ........ 3-6...... Atlantic City Affliction
15 ...... 11 ...... 16 ........ 0.605 ........ 3-5-1.. Hollywood Stars
16 ...... 22 ...... 19 ........ 0.519 ........ 4-5...... San Diego Lightning
17 ...... 16 ...... 24 ........ 0.457 ........ 5-4...... Tennessee Fury
18 ...... 14 ...... 14 ........ 0.506 ........ 4-5...... Paris French Connection
19 ...... 15 ...... 10 ........ 0.432 ........ 6-3...... Nebraska Tornados
20 ...... 17 ...... 13 ........ 0.543 ........ 4-5...... Shaolin Wu Tang Killa Bees
21 ...... 19 ...... 21 ........ 0.605 ........ 3-6...... D.C Baby Sloths
22 ...... 24 ...... 26 ........ 0.543 ........ 3-6...... A Team About Nothing
23 ...... 18 ...... 18 ........ 0.506 ........ 3-6...... 8 Mile Assault
24 ...... 21 ...... 17 ........ 0.358 ........ 4-5...... Seattle Renegades
25 ...... 23 ...... 25 ........ 0.457 ........ 3-6...... Baton Rouge Buccaneers
26 ...... 25 ...... 23 ........ 0.432 ........ 3-6...... Detroit Pyromaniacs
27 ...... 27 ...... 27 ........ 0.519 ........ 1-8...... Alcatraz Assassins
28 ...... 28 ...... 28 ........ 0.506 ........ 0-9...... Mentone Beach Assault
29 ...... 29 ...... 30 ........ 0.519 ........ 1-8...... Ontario Ice Weasels
30 ...... 31 ...... 29 ........ 0.469 ........ 1-8...... New Jersey Battalion
31 ...... 32 ...... 31 ........ 0.630 ........ 0-9...... New Jersey Generals
32 ...... 30 ...... 32 ........ 0.568 ........ 0-9...... Richmond Rebel Yell
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Western Conference
Chicago Hedgehogs (9-0) vs. Nebraska Tornados (6-3) -- ( CHI )
The Tornados are doing very well and Chicago is known for losing a random game; this could be it.
SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL (8-1) vs. New Orleans Hoodoo Voodoo (7-2) -- ( GROWL )
This should be a great game, but I can't lose 3 games in one week here.
Monmouth Evil Monkeys (8-1) vs. Baton Rouge Buccaneers (3-6) -- ( MEM )
I know that pirates have monkeys, but were they evil?
Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals (6-2-1) vs. Ontario Ice Weasels (1-8) -- ( KKAR ) 155 - 0
Easy win.
Shaolin Wu Tang Killa Bees (4-5) vs. Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens (6-3) -- ( CCIA )
I know the Bees are tough, but it looks like CCIA is back.
Hollywood Stars (3-5-1) vs. A Team About Nothing (3-6) -- ( HS )
I'm hoping the Stars can get their second tie.
8 Mile Assault (3-6) vs. Alcatraz Assassins (1-8) -- ( 8 MILE )
Easy win.
Richmond Rebel Yell (0-9) vs. New Jersey Battalion (1-8) -- ( NJB )
EPIC game here!
Eastern Conference
Midwest Masterminds (9-0) vs. New Jersey Generals (0-9) -- ( MM )
Easy win.
Humboldt Killer Hornets (8-1) vs. All The King's Men (7-2) -- ( ATKM )
ATKM's OC sucks so the Hornets should have their way with them.
South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice (8-1) vs. Chico High Panthers (5-4) -- ( SOFPM )
CHP has done well lately, but the Mice are the top team here.
Come Fiesta (6-3) vs. San Diego Lightning (4-5) -- ( CF )
The Fiesta has had a hard time lately, but they should get back on track here.
Louisville Baby Kittens (5-4) vs. D.C Baby Sloths (3-6) -- ( LBK )
It's hard to see the Kittens with such a bad record, but the Sloths aren't ready for LBK.
Seattle Renegades (4-5) vs. Tennessee Fury (5-4) -- ( TF )
The Fury are above .500 so maybe this is a bad game for them?
Paris French Connection (4-5) vs. Mentone Beach Assault (0-9) -- ( PFC )
The Assault blows!
Atlantic City Affliction (3-6) vs. Detroit Pyromaniacs (3-6) -- ( ACA )
ACA is on a streak and Detroit doesn't stand a chance.
