The rankings below are based off of nothing but roster evaluation, past records (seasonal, playoffs, and scrimmages), team chemistry, and personal knowledge of the team. I didn’t use a greasemonkey script or spreadsheet or anything fancy; just my opinion. These rankings are up for debate amongst yourselves on the forums, but if you want to move up in the rankings; you’ll have to prove it on the dotball field!
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Rankings
#. W-L (Overall) . Team Name . (+/- from LW)
Western Teams in Bold
Tier 1 - Elite
1. 8 – 0 . Midwest Masterminds (0)
2. 8 – 0 . Chicago Hedgehogs (0)
Tier 2 - Great
3. 7 – 1 . SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL (0)
4. 7 – 1 . Monmouth Evil Monkeys (0)
5. 7 – 1 . Humboldt Killer Hornets (0)
6. 7 – 1 . All The King's Men (0)
7. 7 – 1 . South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice (0)
Tier 3 - Above Average
8. 6 – 2 . Come Fiesta (0)
9. 5 – 2 – 1 . Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals (0)
10. 6 – 2 . New Orleans Hoodoo Voodoo (0)
11. 5 – 3 . Louisville Baby Kittens (0)
Tier 4 - Average
12. 5 – 3 . Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens (0)
13. 4 – 4 . Seattle Renegades (0)
14. 6 – 2 . Nebraska Tornados (0)
15. 3 – 5 . Shaolin Wu Tang Killa Bees (0)
16. 4 – 4 . Tennessee Fury (0)
17. 3 – 5 . Paris French Connection (0)
Tier 5 - Below Average
18. 4 – 4 . Chico High Panthers (+5)
19. 3 – 5 . Baton Rouge Buccaneers (-1)
20. 3 – 5 . Detroit Pyromaniacs (-1)
21. 3 – 5 . 8 Mile Assault (-1)
22. 3 – 5 . D.C Baby Sloths (0)
23. 2 – 5 – 1 . Hollywood Stars (-2)
Tier 6 - Meh
24. 3 – 5 . San Diego Lightning (0)
25. 3 – 5 . A Team About Nothing (0)
26. 2 – 6 . Atlantic City Affliction (0)
Tier 7 - The Cellar
27. 0 – 7 . Mentone Beach Assault (0)
28. 0 – 7 . Alcatraz Assassins (0)
29. 1 – 6 . New Jersey Battalion (0)
30. 1 – 6 . Ontario Ice Weasels (0)
31. 0 – 7 . Richmond Rebel Yell (0)
32. 0 – 7 . New Jersey Generals (0)
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STREAK WATCH:
Here's a list of the current winning streaks in USA Pro League...
Chicago Hedgehogs - 8
Midwest Masterminds - 8
South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice - 6
All The King's Men - 4
Monmouth Evil Monkeys - 3
Chico High Panthers - 3
SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL - 2
Nebraska Tornados - 2
New Orleans Hoodoo Voodoo - 2
San Diego Lightning - 2
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Rnk ..... Off ..... Def .... SoS ........... W-L-T... Team
1.. ........ 2 ........ 2 ........ 0.563 ........ 8-0...... Midwest Masterminds
2.. ........ 1 ........ 3 ........ 0.406 ........ 8-0...... Chicago Hedgehogs
3.. ........ 5 ...... 12 ........ 0.563 ........ 7-1...... South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice
4.. ........ 7 ........ 6 ........ 0.422 ........ 7-1...... Humboldt Killer Hornets
5.. ........ 9 ........ 7 ........ 0.500 ........ 7-1...... All The King's Men
6.. ........ 6 ........ 4 ........ 0.547 ........ 7-1...... SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL
7.. ........ 4 ........ 1 ........ 0.297 ........ 7-1...... Monmouth Evil Monkeys
8.. ........ 3 ........ 5 ........ 0.422 ........ 6-2...... Come Fiesta
9.. ...... 13 ...... 10 ........ 0.438 ........ 6-2...... New Orleans Hoodoo Voodoo
10 ...... 11 ........ 8 ........ 0.453 ........ 5-2-1.. Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals
11 ........ 8 ........ 9 ........ 0.469 ........ 5-3...... Louisville Baby Kittens
12 ...... 10 ...... 21 ........ 0.500 ........ 5-3...... Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens
13 ...... 16 ...... 22 ........ 0.531 ........ 4-4...... Tennessee Fury
14 ...... 20 ...... 19 ........ 0.578 ........ 3-5...... San Diego Lightning
15 ...... 24 ...... 24 ........ 0.641 ........ 2-6...... Atlantic City Affliction
16 ...... 27 ...... 17 ........ 0.563 ........ 4-4...... Chico High Panthers
17 ...... 22 ...... 13 ........ 0.625 ........ 3-5...... Shaolin Wu Tang Killa Bees
18 ...... 15 ...... 11 ........ 0.375 ........ 6-2...... Nebraska Tornados
19 ...... 12 ...... 18 ........ 0.625 ........ 2-5-1.. Hollywood Stars
20 ...... 21 ...... 20 ........ 0.531 ........ 3-5...... D.C Baby Sloths
21 ...... 14 ...... 15 ........ 0.469 ........ 3-5...... Paris French Connection
22 ...... 23 ...... 26 ........ 0.531 ........ 3-5...... A Team About Nothing
23 ...... 17 ...... 16 ........ 0.484 ........ 3-5...... 8 Mile Assault
24 ...... 18 ...... 14 ........ 0.359 ........ 4-4...... Seattle Renegades
25 ...... 25 ...... 23 ........ 0.453 ........ 3-5...... Detroit Pyromaniacs
26 ...... 19 ...... 25 ........ 0.484 ........ 3-5...... Baton Rouge Buccaneers
27 ...... 29 ...... 28 ........ 0.500 ........ 0-8...... Mentone Beach Assault
28 ...... 26 ...... 27 ........ 0.453 ........ 1-7...... Alcatraz Assassins
29 ...... 28 ...... 30 ........ 0.484 ........ 1-7...... Ontario Ice Weasels
30 ...... 32 ...... 31 ........ 0.609 ........ 0-8...... New Jersey Generals
31 ...... 31 ...... 29 ........ 0.469 ........ 1-7...... New Jersey Battalion
32 ...... 30 ...... 32 ........ 0.531 ........ 0-8...... Richmond Rebel Yell
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Western Conference
Chicago Hedgehogs (8-0) vs. Richmond Rebel Yell (0-8) -- ( CHI )
Easy win.
SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL (7-1) vs. Alcatraz Assassins (1-7) -- ( GROWL )
Easy win.
Monmouth Evil Monkeys (7-1) vs. Nebraska Tornados (6-2) -- ( MEM )
Easy win.
New Orleans Hoodoo Voodoo (6-2) vs. Ontario Ice Weasels (1-7) -- ( NOHV ) 178 - 0
Easy win.
Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals (5-2-1) vs. A Team About Nothing (3-5) -- ( KKAR )
I still can't believe the tie!
8 Mile Assault (3-5) vs. Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens (5-3) -- ( CCIA )
CCIA is back in true form, but not quite ready to compete with the top teams.
Shaolin Wu Tang Killa Bees (3-5) vs. New Jersey Battalion (1-7) -- ( SWTKB )
Easy win.
Hollywood Stars (2-5-1) vs. Baton Rouge Buccaneers (3-5) -- ( HS )
Maybe they could get another tie?
Eastern Conference
Midwest Masterminds (8-0) vs. Louisville Baby Kittens (5-3) -- ( MM )
Easy win.
South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice (7-1) vs. New Jersey Generals (0-8) -- ( SOFPM )
Easy win.
Humboldt Killer Hornets (7-1) vs. D.C Baby Sloths (3-5) -- ( HKH )
The Sloths have been turning things around, but not against the Hornets.
All The King's Men (7-1) vs. Paris French Connection (3-5) -- ( ATKM )
I'd love to say easy win, but PFC did beat the LBK.
Come Fiesta (6-2) vs. Chico High Panthers (4-4) -- ( CF )
Come Fiesta is doing very well this season and probably will compete for a home game for the playoffs.
Seattle Renegades (4-4) vs. Atlantic City Affliction (2-6) -- ( SEA )
I really wish I could say this is the game ACA will turn everything around, but I'm not sure it will happen.
Tennessee Fury (4-4) vs. Mentone Beach Assault (0-8) -- ( TF )
Mentone is done.
San Diego Lightning (3-5) vs. Detroit Pyromaniacs (3-5) -- ( DP )
A big matchup for the bottom dwellers, but I'm not sure the Lightning have enough for this game.
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Rankings
#. W-L (Overall) . Team Name . (+/- from LW)
Western Teams in Bold
Tier 1 - Elite
1. 8 – 0 . Midwest Masterminds (0)
2. 8 – 0 . Chicago Hedgehogs (0)
Tier 2 - Great
3. 7 – 1 . SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL (0)
4. 7 – 1 . Monmouth Evil Monkeys (0)
5. 7 – 1 . Humboldt Killer Hornets (0)
6. 7 – 1 . All The King's Men (0)
7. 7 – 1 . South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice (0)
Tier 3 - Above Average
8. 6 – 2 . Come Fiesta (0)
9. 5 – 2 – 1 . Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals (0)
10. 6 – 2 . New Orleans Hoodoo Voodoo (0)
11. 5 – 3 . Louisville Baby Kittens (0)
Tier 4 - Average
12. 5 – 3 . Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens (0)
13. 4 – 4 . Seattle Renegades (0)
14. 6 – 2 . Nebraska Tornados (0)
15. 3 – 5 . Shaolin Wu Tang Killa Bees (0)
16. 4 – 4 . Tennessee Fury (0)
17. 3 – 5 . Paris French Connection (0)
Tier 5 - Below Average
18. 4 – 4 . Chico High Panthers (+5)
19. 3 – 5 . Baton Rouge Buccaneers (-1)
20. 3 – 5 . Detroit Pyromaniacs (-1)
21. 3 – 5 . 8 Mile Assault (-1)
22. 3 – 5 . D.C Baby Sloths (0)
23. 2 – 5 – 1 . Hollywood Stars (-2)
Tier 6 - Meh
24. 3 – 5 . San Diego Lightning (0)
25. 3 – 5 . A Team About Nothing (0)
26. 2 – 6 . Atlantic City Affliction (0)
Tier 7 - The Cellar
27. 0 – 7 . Mentone Beach Assault (0)
28. 0 – 7 . Alcatraz Assassins (0)
29. 1 – 6 . New Jersey Battalion (0)
30. 1 – 6 . Ontario Ice Weasels (0)
31. 0 – 7 . Richmond Rebel Yell (0)
32. 0 – 7 . New Jersey Generals (0)
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STREAK WATCH:
Here's a list of the current winning streaks in USA Pro League...
Chicago Hedgehogs - 8
Midwest Masterminds - 8
South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice - 6
All The King's Men - 4
Monmouth Evil Monkeys - 3
Chico High Panthers - 3
SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL - 2
Nebraska Tornados - 2
New Orleans Hoodoo Voodoo - 2
San Diego Lightning - 2
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Rnk ..... Off ..... Def .... SoS ........... W-L-T... Team
1.. ........ 2 ........ 2 ........ 0.563 ........ 8-0...... Midwest Masterminds
2.. ........ 1 ........ 3 ........ 0.406 ........ 8-0...... Chicago Hedgehogs
3.. ........ 5 ...... 12 ........ 0.563 ........ 7-1...... South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice
4.. ........ 7 ........ 6 ........ 0.422 ........ 7-1...... Humboldt Killer Hornets
5.. ........ 9 ........ 7 ........ 0.500 ........ 7-1...... All The King's Men
6.. ........ 6 ........ 4 ........ 0.547 ........ 7-1...... SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL
7.. ........ 4 ........ 1 ........ 0.297 ........ 7-1...... Monmouth Evil Monkeys
8.. ........ 3 ........ 5 ........ 0.422 ........ 6-2...... Come Fiesta
9.. ...... 13 ...... 10 ........ 0.438 ........ 6-2...... New Orleans Hoodoo Voodoo
10 ...... 11 ........ 8 ........ 0.453 ........ 5-2-1.. Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals
11 ........ 8 ........ 9 ........ 0.469 ........ 5-3...... Louisville Baby Kittens
12 ...... 10 ...... 21 ........ 0.500 ........ 5-3...... Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens
13 ...... 16 ...... 22 ........ 0.531 ........ 4-4...... Tennessee Fury
14 ...... 20 ...... 19 ........ 0.578 ........ 3-5...... San Diego Lightning
15 ...... 24 ...... 24 ........ 0.641 ........ 2-6...... Atlantic City Affliction
16 ...... 27 ...... 17 ........ 0.563 ........ 4-4...... Chico High Panthers
17 ...... 22 ...... 13 ........ 0.625 ........ 3-5...... Shaolin Wu Tang Killa Bees
18 ...... 15 ...... 11 ........ 0.375 ........ 6-2...... Nebraska Tornados
19 ...... 12 ...... 18 ........ 0.625 ........ 2-5-1.. Hollywood Stars
20 ...... 21 ...... 20 ........ 0.531 ........ 3-5...... D.C Baby Sloths
21 ...... 14 ...... 15 ........ 0.469 ........ 3-5...... Paris French Connection
22 ...... 23 ...... 26 ........ 0.531 ........ 3-5...... A Team About Nothing
23 ...... 17 ...... 16 ........ 0.484 ........ 3-5...... 8 Mile Assault
24 ...... 18 ...... 14 ........ 0.359 ........ 4-4...... Seattle Renegades
25 ...... 25 ...... 23 ........ 0.453 ........ 3-5...... Detroit Pyromaniacs
26 ...... 19 ...... 25 ........ 0.484 ........ 3-5...... Baton Rouge Buccaneers
27 ...... 29 ...... 28 ........ 0.500 ........ 0-8...... Mentone Beach Assault
28 ...... 26 ...... 27 ........ 0.453 ........ 1-7...... Alcatraz Assassins
29 ...... 28 ...... 30 ........ 0.484 ........ 1-7...... Ontario Ice Weasels
30 ...... 32 ...... 31 ........ 0.609 ........ 0-8...... New Jersey Generals
31 ...... 31 ...... 29 ........ 0.469 ........ 1-7...... New Jersey Battalion
32 ...... 30 ...... 32 ........ 0.531 ........ 0-8...... Richmond Rebel Yell
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Western Conference
Chicago Hedgehogs (8-0) vs. Richmond Rebel Yell (0-8) -- ( CHI )
Easy win.
SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL (7-1) vs. Alcatraz Assassins (1-7) -- ( GROWL )
Easy win.
Monmouth Evil Monkeys (7-1) vs. Nebraska Tornados (6-2) -- ( MEM )
Easy win.
New Orleans Hoodoo Voodoo (6-2) vs. Ontario Ice Weasels (1-7) -- ( NOHV ) 178 - 0
Easy win.
Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals (5-2-1) vs. A Team About Nothing (3-5) -- ( KKAR )
I still can't believe the tie!
8 Mile Assault (3-5) vs. Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens (5-3) -- ( CCIA )
CCIA is back in true form, but not quite ready to compete with the top teams.
Shaolin Wu Tang Killa Bees (3-5) vs. New Jersey Battalion (1-7) -- ( SWTKB )
Easy win.
Hollywood Stars (2-5-1) vs. Baton Rouge Buccaneers (3-5) -- ( HS )
Maybe they could get another tie?
Eastern Conference
Midwest Masterminds (8-0) vs. Louisville Baby Kittens (5-3) -- ( MM )
Easy win.
South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice (7-1) vs. New Jersey Generals (0-8) -- ( SOFPM )
Easy win.
Humboldt Killer Hornets (7-1) vs. D.C Baby Sloths (3-5) -- ( HKH )
The Sloths have been turning things around, but not against the Hornets.
All The King's Men (7-1) vs. Paris French Connection (3-5) -- ( ATKM )
I'd love to say easy win, but PFC did beat the LBK.
Come Fiesta (6-2) vs. Chico High Panthers (4-4) -- ( CF )
Come Fiesta is doing very well this season and probably will compete for a home game for the playoffs.
Seattle Renegades (4-4) vs. Atlantic City Affliction (2-6) -- ( SEA )
I really wish I could say this is the game ACA will turn everything around, but I'm not sure it will happen.
Tennessee Fury (4-4) vs. Mentone Beach Assault (0-8) -- ( TF )
Mentone is done.
San Diego Lightning (3-5) vs. Detroit Pyromaniacs (3-5) -- ( DP )
A big matchup for the bottom dwellers, but I'm not sure the Lightning have enough for this game.






























