The rankings below are based off of nothing but roster evaluation, past records (seasonal, playoffs, and scrimmages), team chemistry, and personal knowledge of the team. I didn’t use a greasemonkey script or spreadsheet or anything fancy; just my opinion. These rankings are up for debate amongst yourselves on the forums, but if you want to move up in the rankings; you’ll have to prove it on the dotball field!
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Rankings
#. W-L (Overall) . Team Name . (+/- from LW)
Tier 1 - Elite
1. 2 – 0 . Midwest Masterminds (0)
Tier 2 - Great
2. 2 – 0 . All The King's Men (0)
3. 1 – 1 . South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice (0)
4. 1 – 1 . Louisville Baby Kittens (0)
Tier 3 - Above Average
5. 2 – 0 . Seattle Renegades (0)
6. 1 – 1 . Atlantic City Affliction (0)
7. 1 – 1 . Come Fiesta (0)
Tier 4 - Average
8. 2 – 0 . Tennessee Fury (0)
9. 2 – 0 . Humboldt Killer Hornets (0)
10. 1 – 1 . San Diego Lightning (0)
Tier 5 - Below Average
11. 0 – 2 . Chico High Panthers (0)
12. 1 – 1 . Paris French Connection (+1)
Tier 6 - Meh
13. 0 – 2 . Detroit Pyromaniacs (-1)
14. 0 – 2 . Mentone Beach Assault (0)
15. 0 – 2 . D.C Baby Sloths (0)
Tier 7 - The Cellar
16. 0 – 2 . New Jersey Generals (0)
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STREAK WATCH:
Here's a list of the current winning streaks in Eastern USA Pro League...
Come Fiesta - 17
All The King's Men - 4
Midwest Masterminds - 2
Seattle Renegades - 2
Tennessee Fury - 2
Humboldt Killer Hornets - 2
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Rnk ..... Off ..... Def .... SoS ........... W-L-T... Team
1.. ........ 4 ........ 2 ........ 0.500 ........ 2-0...... Midwest Masterminds
2.. ........ 2 ........ 3 ........ 0.500 ........ 2-0...... All The King's Men
3.. ........ 5 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 2-0...... Monmouth Evil Monkeys
4.. ...... 13 ...... 18 ........ 0.750 ........ 1-1...... South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice
5.. ...... 18 ...... 25 ........ 0.750 ........ 0-2...... Chico High Panthers
6.. ........ 6 ...... 13 ........ 0.500 ........ 2-0...... Chicago Hedgehogs
7.. ........ 9 ........ 8 ........ 0.750 ........ 1-1...... Atlantic City Affliction
8.. ...... 15 ........ 5 ........ 0.250 ........ 2-0...... Nebraska Tornados
8.. ...... 11 ........ 7 ........ 0.000 ........ 2-0...... Come Fiesta
8.. ...... 10 ...... 10 ........ 0.500 ........ 1-1...... Louisville Baby Kittens
8.. ...... 14 ........ 6 ........ 0.500 ........ 1-1...... San Diego Lightning
12 ...... 12 ...... 12 ........ 0.250 ........ 2-0...... Humboldt Killer Hornets
13 ...... 20 ...... 17 ........ 0.500 ........ 1-1...... A Team About Nothing
13 ...... 19 ...... 27 ........ 0.500 ........ 1-1...... Baton Rouge Buccaneers
15 ...... 16 ...... 19 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-2...... Hollywood Stars
16 ...... 21 ...... 11 ........ 0.250 ........ 2-0...... SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL
17 ........ 8 ...... 16 ........ 0.500 ........ 1-1...... New Orleans Hoodoo Voodoo
17 ...... 30 ...... 15 ........ 0.750 ........ 0-2...... D.C Baby Sloths
19 ...... 29 ...... 21 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-2...... Shaolin Wu Tang Killa Bees
20 ...... 26 ...... 28 ........ 0.250 ........ 1-1...... Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens
20 ........ 7 ........ 9 ........ 0.500 ........ 1-1...... Paris French Connection
22 ...... 25 ...... 23 ........ 0.750 ........ 0-2...... Alcatraz Assassins
23 ...... 24 ...... 22 ........ 0.500 ........ 1-1...... Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals
23 ........ 1 ........ 4 ........ 0.000 ........ 2-0...... Seattle Renegades
23 ........ 3 ...... 14 ........ 0.000 ........ 2-0...... Tennessee Fury
26 ...... 22 ...... 20 ........ 0.500 ........ 1-1...... Detroit Pyromaniacs
27 ...... 28 ...... 24 ........ 0.750 ........ 0-2...... Mentone Beach Assault
28 ...... 27 ...... 26 ........ 0.500 ........ 0-2...... 8 Mile Assault
29 ...... 23 ...... 29 ........ 0.250 ........ 1-1...... Ontario Ice Weasels
30 ...... 31 ...... 32 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-2...... New Jersey Generals
31 ...... 17 ...... 31 ........ 0.750 ........ 0-2...... Richmond Rebel Yell
32 ...... 32 ...... 30 ........ 0.500 ........ 0-2...... New Jersey Battalion
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All The King's Men (2-0) vs. Come Fiesta (2-0)
Big game here as we find out if Come Fiesta's win streak actually means anything. So what are the odds on ITS posting after a loss?
Midwest Masterminds (2-0) vs. Chico High Panthers (0-2)
Chico High was a top team in AAA #1, but they were welcomed to the Pros last week; doesn't look much better this week.
Seattle Renegades (2-0) vs. New Jersey Generals (0-2)
Easy win here.
Paris French Connection (1-1) vs. Tennessee Fury (2-0)
Tennessee is starting off hot this season, I guess the new baby isn't bothering game planning.
Atlantic City Affliction (1-1) vs. Humboldt Killer Hornets (2-0)
This should be a good test for the Hornets who have shown they can be a top team, but then again maybe they want to just upset everyone in the playoffs again.
Louisville Baby Kittens (1-1) vs. San Diego Lightning (1-1)
Both are solid teams, but LBK is still one of the best in the East.
South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice (1-1) vs. D.C Baby Sloths (0-2)
After that beat down from the Masterminds, I'm sure the Mice are ready to lay down a beat down of their own!
Detroit Pyromaniacs (1-1) vs. Mentone Beach Assault (0-2)
Big game here that could determine who goes and who stays next season.
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Rankings
#. W-L (Overall) . Team Name . (+/- from LW)
Tier 1 - Elite
1. 2 – 0 . Midwest Masterminds (0)
Tier 2 - Great
2. 2 – 0 . All The King's Men (0)
3. 1 – 1 . South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice (0)
4. 1 – 1 . Louisville Baby Kittens (0)
Tier 3 - Above Average
5. 2 – 0 . Seattle Renegades (0)
6. 1 – 1 . Atlantic City Affliction (0)
7. 1 – 1 . Come Fiesta (0)
Tier 4 - Average
8. 2 – 0 . Tennessee Fury (0)
9. 2 – 0 . Humboldt Killer Hornets (0)
10. 1 – 1 . San Diego Lightning (0)
Tier 5 - Below Average
11. 0 – 2 . Chico High Panthers (0)
12. 1 – 1 . Paris French Connection (+1)
Tier 6 - Meh
13. 0 – 2 . Detroit Pyromaniacs (-1)
14. 0 – 2 . Mentone Beach Assault (0)
15. 0 – 2 . D.C Baby Sloths (0)
Tier 7 - The Cellar
16. 0 – 2 . New Jersey Generals (0)
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STREAK WATCH:
Here's a list of the current winning streaks in Eastern USA Pro League...
Come Fiesta - 17
All The King's Men - 4
Midwest Masterminds - 2
Seattle Renegades - 2
Tennessee Fury - 2
Humboldt Killer Hornets - 2
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Rnk ..... Off ..... Def .... SoS ........... W-L-T... Team
1.. ........ 4 ........ 2 ........ 0.500 ........ 2-0...... Midwest Masterminds
2.. ........ 2 ........ 3 ........ 0.500 ........ 2-0...... All The King's Men
3.. ........ 5 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 2-0...... Monmouth Evil Monkeys
4.. ...... 13 ...... 18 ........ 0.750 ........ 1-1...... South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice
5.. ...... 18 ...... 25 ........ 0.750 ........ 0-2...... Chico High Panthers
6.. ........ 6 ...... 13 ........ 0.500 ........ 2-0...... Chicago Hedgehogs
7.. ........ 9 ........ 8 ........ 0.750 ........ 1-1...... Atlantic City Affliction
8.. ...... 15 ........ 5 ........ 0.250 ........ 2-0...... Nebraska Tornados
8.. ...... 11 ........ 7 ........ 0.000 ........ 2-0...... Come Fiesta
8.. ...... 10 ...... 10 ........ 0.500 ........ 1-1...... Louisville Baby Kittens
8.. ...... 14 ........ 6 ........ 0.500 ........ 1-1...... San Diego Lightning
12 ...... 12 ...... 12 ........ 0.250 ........ 2-0...... Humboldt Killer Hornets
13 ...... 20 ...... 17 ........ 0.500 ........ 1-1...... A Team About Nothing
13 ...... 19 ...... 27 ........ 0.500 ........ 1-1...... Baton Rouge Buccaneers
15 ...... 16 ...... 19 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-2...... Hollywood Stars
16 ...... 21 ...... 11 ........ 0.250 ........ 2-0...... SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL
17 ........ 8 ...... 16 ........ 0.500 ........ 1-1...... New Orleans Hoodoo Voodoo
17 ...... 30 ...... 15 ........ 0.750 ........ 0-2...... D.C Baby Sloths
19 ...... 29 ...... 21 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-2...... Shaolin Wu Tang Killa Bees
20 ...... 26 ...... 28 ........ 0.250 ........ 1-1...... Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens
20 ........ 7 ........ 9 ........ 0.500 ........ 1-1...... Paris French Connection
22 ...... 25 ...... 23 ........ 0.750 ........ 0-2...... Alcatraz Assassins
23 ...... 24 ...... 22 ........ 0.500 ........ 1-1...... Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals
23 ........ 1 ........ 4 ........ 0.000 ........ 2-0...... Seattle Renegades
23 ........ 3 ...... 14 ........ 0.000 ........ 2-0...... Tennessee Fury
26 ...... 22 ...... 20 ........ 0.500 ........ 1-1...... Detroit Pyromaniacs
27 ...... 28 ...... 24 ........ 0.750 ........ 0-2...... Mentone Beach Assault
28 ...... 27 ...... 26 ........ 0.500 ........ 0-2...... 8 Mile Assault
29 ...... 23 ...... 29 ........ 0.250 ........ 1-1...... Ontario Ice Weasels
30 ...... 31 ...... 32 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-2...... New Jersey Generals
31 ...... 17 ...... 31 ........ 0.750 ........ 0-2...... Richmond Rebel Yell
32 ...... 32 ...... 30 ........ 0.500 ........ 0-2...... New Jersey Battalion
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All The King's Men (2-0) vs. Come Fiesta (2-0)
Big game here as we find out if Come Fiesta's win streak actually means anything. So what are the odds on ITS posting after a loss?
Midwest Masterminds (2-0) vs. Chico High Panthers (0-2)
Chico High was a top team in AAA #1, but they were welcomed to the Pros last week; doesn't look much better this week.
Seattle Renegades (2-0) vs. New Jersey Generals (0-2)
Easy win here.
Paris French Connection (1-1) vs. Tennessee Fury (2-0)
Tennessee is starting off hot this season, I guess the new baby isn't bothering game planning.
Atlantic City Affliction (1-1) vs. Humboldt Killer Hornets (2-0)
This should be a good test for the Hornets who have shown they can be a top team, but then again maybe they want to just upset everyone in the playoffs again.
Louisville Baby Kittens (1-1) vs. San Diego Lightning (1-1)
Both are solid teams, but LBK is still one of the best in the East.
South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice (1-1) vs. D.C Baby Sloths (0-2)
After that beat down from the Masterminds, I'm sure the Mice are ready to lay down a beat down of their own!
Detroit Pyromaniacs (1-1) vs. Mentone Beach Assault (0-2)
Big game here that could determine who goes and who stays next season.





























