Warrior General Games

0-1-0 Short Bus Window Lickers …vs… 0-0-1 Kiel Baltic Hurricanes
Short Bus can't score a win in week 1 the past two seasons, Hurricanes couldn't score at all in week 1 but they played some impressive defense.
Don't say it aint so Joe. Short Bus starts the season 0-2? Hurricanes Shake and rattle the bus before flipping it over to win
24-14

0-1-0 Deep South Baby Throwers …vs… 1-0-0 Project PeeWee Mayhem
baby throwers sound like Mayhem. The project will be to get a win this week after playing Final Thought close. Mayhem had their way with an
inactive owner and team. This week it will be tougher trying to throw the Baby Throwers a loss. In the end Mayhem takes it Deep South and wins
28-14

0-1-0 South Texas Border Patrol …vs… 0-1-0 New York City Piranhas
South Texas Border Patrol wasn't very good at beaten down a Llama dog, but I hear they are masters at gutting fish since they have to spend a lot
of time on the Rio Grande. The Piranhas handed out as many Tds as a U-Hauled truck crossing the border at 3 AM filled with Illegals.
South Texas 56-14

0-1-0 District 13: Lockdown …vs… 1-0-0 Maine Grenadiers
I hear there is a District 13 in Maine. I hear them Aliens think scoring 2 pts on offense is something special. Unfortuantely Maine will score more than 2 and probably more than 2 Tds as well. The offense stays Locked down and Main wins
28-14

1-0-0 Fighting Gamecocks …vs… 0-1-0 The Wookie Padawans
The Gamecocks popped a boner thinking about this game, is it because they will be 2-0, or is it because they face the Wookies? No it's because while scouting they discovered them hot ladies all over their profile page! Needless to say
FGC will walk away with this one early
35-7

0-1-0 Georgia Assault …vs… 0-1-0 CrackerTown Juniors
Crackertown got hosed! OK, so how many other times will I be able to say that this season, probably the only time this season. Mind you it was at the
hands of a fully boosted team and the game wasn't that much of a blow out. Georgie looked pretty bad in game 1. I think they should put in for a
name change to support, Georgia Assaulted
Crackas win 48-7

0-1-0 Grove Street Gangstas …vs… 1-0-0 Legends Of The Shoe
I think the legends were offended I didn’t mention they came from Silver. There now I said it. Gangstas got pimped in week 1. The only thing
Gangstas know about shoes is the ones hanging from the power lines outside their shacks. Legends from copper continue to roll!
28-10

1-0-0 Sacramento VIKINGS Pee Wees …vs… 0-1-0 Chicago Heavyweights
The Vikes had Bear for dinner in week 1 and they became heavy weights themselves. Vikes owner said to me, shucks, I have to play Chicago this week
Then he let out a big sigh and said, ah man, it's the other Chicago, ya kow the ones that don't win!
Vikes 21-14

1-0-0 Cascade Surly Goats …vs… 1-0-0 Atlantic City Surf
I was on my way to work and saw Deertag looking through the Gold league window and he was giving the league the bird with a smirky
grin on his face. I waved and said Hi Deertag. He said, just call me King the next 8 weeks biotch!
AC Surf 35-10

0-1-0 High Plains Renegades …vs… 0-1-0 Outer Banks Bootie Tappers
Seriously, I mean we lost but you two stunk it up this past week. I think Outer Banks stunk a little less this past week and word has it
there will be some bootie tapping this week on the Renegades. Yeah they swing that way, I know, but as the great Dr. phil says, "It’s ok!"
OBBT 20-17

1-0-0 MMD-KC Spittin' Llama Dogs …vs… 1-0-0 DIRTY INC.
The Spiiting Llama Dogs are just that, Dirty. You don't want to know what Guzz and bstrackstar have to do with Thunder66 on the team.
Thunder keep petitioning to have support change his name to "69 with a Llama dog please spit on me. This week the famouse 3 get really dirty
MMD 28-17

0-1-0 Shy Town Bears …vs… 1-0-0 PAIN NATION MIDGETS
Midgets aren't shy, at least the ones on Jerry Springer aren’t. They breed them kind in Pain Nation.
If Shy Town goes down 0-2 the weeks ahead are pretty tough. Word has it maybe they are Cubs instead of Bears?
Pain Nation owner said he thinks they are teddy Bears, wut? Wut?
Pn 24-12

1-0-0 Loretto Panthers …vs… 1-0-0 Chicago 85' Bears
49? 49? Where did that come from? Chicago has seized the demons and has now found offense. Spells bad news for the Panthers.
Loretto beat one Chicago already, this one might not be as easy. Who really wins in a fight between a panther and a Bear? I'd say a Bear
Bears 21-12

1-0-0 Final Thought …vs… 0-1-0 Gondwana Raptors
Jerry's Final Thought: If you own a gold team and are away sleeping with your sister while wearing womens panties and having spaggetti rubbed all over your chest, you will have to face the consenquences upon returning
and finding out that your teammates were getting raped by the entire league, and they were not enjoying it! Take care and each other.
FT 56-0

1-0-0 UT Pimps …vs… 0-1-0 Dayton Who Dey Bengals
Pimps pimp out some new outter wear this week and it features a crotchless thong with Bengal skin. Now aint that a sight for sore eyes?
Is Bengal skin even sexy?
Pimps 35-14

1-0-0 San Antonio Saviours …vs… 0-0-1 Lunch Box
Lunch Box was empty week 1, no offense in there what so ever. The Saviours were not very giving like good Christians are supposed to be.
Instead they were anything but, stealing a victory away from a bus full of special kids. How Dare they? If that wasn't enough they steal the offense out of the Lunch Box again!
SAS 23-10



0-1-0 Short Bus Window Lickers …vs… 0-0-1 Kiel Baltic Hurricanes
14 …….. 0 …...... Pts scored Avg
28 …….. 0 …...... Pts allowed Avg
95 …….. 102 ….. Passing Yards
38 …….. 63 …… Rushing Yards
1 ……….. 0 ...….. Passing Tds
1 ……….. 0 ……. Rushing Tds
16 …….. 40 ……. Passing Attempts per/gm
41 …….. 39 ……. Rushing Attempts per/gm
67 …….. 55 …….. Roster Levels
120 …….. 1 ……. Rushing Yards allowed
89 …….. 179 ….. Passing Yards allowed
4 ……….. 0 …….. Rushing Tds allowed / Total
0 ……….. 0 ……. Passing Tds allowed / Total
63 …….. 80 …….. Tackles
7 ……….. 2 …….. Missed Tackles
3 ………. 16 …… Sacks
0 ……….. 0 …….. Interceptions
6 ………. 22 …..… Hurries
4 ………. 6 ……… Deflections
Kiel Baltic Hurricanes 10

0-1-0 Deep South Baby Throwers …vs… 1-0-0 Project PeeWee Mayhem
20 …….. 117 …...... Pts scored Avg
27 …….. 0 …...... Pts allowed Avg
258 …….. 609 ….. Passing Yards
33 …….. 160 …… Rushing Yards
1 ……….. 9 ...….. Passing Tds
2 ……….. 6 ……. Rushing Tds
47 …….. 44 ……. Passing Attempts
36 …….. 22 ……. Rushing Attempts
55 …….. 55 …….. Roster Levels
232 …….. 67 ……. Rushing Yards allowed
73 …….. 36 ….. Passing Yards allowed
4 ……….. 0 …….. Rushing Tds allowed / Total
0 ……….. 0 ……. Passing Tds allowed / Total
43 …….. 74 …….. Tackles
4 ……….. 0 …….. Missed Tackles
2 ………. 6 …… Sacks
0 ……….. 1 …….. Interceptions
5 ………. 8 …..… Hurries
8 ………. 6 ……… Deflections
Project PeeWee Mayhem 13

0-1-0 South Texas Border Patrol …vs… 0-1-0 New York City Piranhas
7 …….. 0 …...... Pts scored Avg
52 …….. 83 …...... Pts allowed Avg
120 …….. 16 ….. Passing Yards
100 …….. 50 …… Rushing Yards
1 ……….. 0 ...….. Passing Tds
0 ……….. 0 ……. Rushing Tds
24 …….. 14 ……. Passing Attempts
47 …….. 40 ……. Rushing Attempts
55 …….. 55 …….. Roster Levels
266 …….. 421 ……. Rushing Yards allowed
153 …….. 242 ….. Passing Yards allowed
4 ……….. 9 …….. Rushing Tds allowed / Total
1 ……….. 2 ……. Passing Tds allowed / Total
52 …….. 66 …….. Tackles
4 ……….. 17 …….. Missed Tackles
1 ………. 0 …… Sacks
0 ……….. 0 …….. Interceptions
8 ………. 3 …..… Hurries
3 ………. 4 ……… Deflections
South Texas Border Patrol 21

0-1-0 District 13: Lockdown …vs… 1-0-0 Maine Grenadiers
2 …….. 42 …...... Pts scored Avg
21 …….. 7 …...... Pts allowed Avg
104 …….. 149 ….. Passing Yards
67 …….. 197 …… Rushing Yards
0 ……….. 2 ...….. Passing Tds
0 ……….. 4 ……. Rushing Tds
30 …….. 21 ……. Passing Attempts
29 …….. 57 ……. Rushing Attempts
55 …….. 55 …….. Roster Levels
324 …….. 56 ……. Rushing Yards allowed
58 …….. 61 ….. Passing Yards allowed
2 ……….. 1 …….. Rushing Tds allowed / Total
1 ……….. 0 ……. Passing Tds allowed / Total
68 …….. 44 …….. Tackles
8 ……….. 5 …….. Missed Tackles
4 ………. 2 …… Sacks
0 ……….. 0 …….. Interceptions
6 ………. 8 …..… Hurries
5 ………. 4 ……… Deflections
Maine Grenadiers 14

1-0-0 Fighting Gamecocks …vs… 0-1-0 The Wookie Padawans
49 …….. 21 …...... Pts scored Avg
7 …….. 45 …...... Pts allowed Avg
285 …….. 228 ….. Passing Yards
150 …….. -75 …… Rushing Yards
2 ……….. 3 ...….. Passing Tds
4 ……….. 0 ……. Rushing Tds
29 …….. 35 ……. Passing Attempts
45 …….. 16 ……. Rushing Attempts
55 …….. 55 …….. Roster Levels
38 …….. 225 ……. Rushing Yards allowed
88 …….. 129 ….. Passing Yards allowed
1 ……….. 5 …….. Rushing Tds allowed / Total
0 ……….. 1 ……. Passing Tds allowed / Total
47 …….. 75 …….. Tackles
4 ……….. 10 …….. Missed Tackles
4 ………. 3 …… Sacks
0 ……….. 0 …….. Interceptions
6 ………. 4 …..… Hurries
2 ………. 5 ……… Deflections
Fighting Gamecocks 28

0-1-0 Georgia Assault …vs… 0-1-0 CrackerTown Juniors
14 …….. 9 …...... Pts scored Avg
49 …….. 42 …...... Pts allowed Avg
187 …….. 226 ….. Passing Yards
27 …….. 6 …… Rushing Yards
2 ……….. 0 ...….. Passing Tds
0 ……….. 0 ……. Rushing Tds
30 …….. 45 ……. Passing Attempts
25 …….. 21 ……. Rushing Attempts
58 …….. 55 …….. Roster Levels
293 …….. 119 ……. Rushing Yards allowed
17 …….. 368 ….. Passing Yards allowed
5 ……….. 2 …….. Rushing Tds allowed / Total
0 ……….. 4 ……. Passing Tds allowed / Total
66 …….. 59 …….. Tackles
9 ……….. 4 …….. Missed Tackles
0 ………. 6 …… Sacks
0 ……….. 0 …….. Interceptions
2 ………. 9 …..… Hurries
1 ………. 3 ……… Deflections
CrackerTown Juniors 35

0-1-0 Grove Street Gangstas …vs… 1-0-0 Legends Of The Shoe
28 …….. 28 …...... Pts scored Avg
35 …….. 0 …...... Pts allowed Avg
163 …….. 166 ….. Passing Yards
185 …….. 188 …… Rushing Yards
0 ……….. 1 ...….. Passing Tds
4 ……….. 2 ……. Rushing Tds
30 …….. 31 ……. Passing Attempts
39 …….. 47 ……. Rushing Attempts
55 …….. 55 …….. Roster Levels
92 …….. 13 ……. Rushing Yards allowed
267 …….. 27 ….. Passing Yards allowed
2 ……….. 0 …….. Rushing Tds allowed / Total
3 ……….. 0 ……. Passing Tds allowed / Total
53 …….. 48 …….. Tackles
3 ……….. 1 …….. Missed Tackles
1 ………. 9 …… Sacks
0 ……….. 2 …….. Interceptions
5 ………. 13 …..… Hurries
9 ………. 17 ……… Deflections
Legends Of The Shoe 17

1-0-0 Sacramento VIKINGS Pee Wees …vs… 0-1-0 Chicago Heavyweights
24 …….. 10 …...... Pts scored Avg
14 …….. 35 …...... Pts allowed Avg
53 …….. 278 ….. Passing Yards
175 …….. 16 …… Rushing Yards
0 ……….. 1 ...….. Passing Tds
1 ……….. 0 ……. Rushing Tds
1 …….. 57 ……. Passing Attempts
48 …….. 21 ……. Rushing Attempts
55 …….. 55 …….. Roster Levels
98 …….. 199 ……. Rushing Yards allowed
90 …….. 178 ….. Passing Yards allowed
1 ……….. 2 …….. Rushing Tds allowed / Total
1 ……….. 2 ……. Passing Tds allowed / Total
61 …….. 60 …….. Tackles
2 ……….. 1 …….. Missed Tackles
7 ………. 1 …… Sacks
0 ……….. 0 …….. Interceptions
9 ………. 2 …..… Hurries
6 ………. 2 ……… Deflections
Sacramento VIKINGS Pee Wees 7

1-0-0 Cascade Surly Goats …vs… 1-0-0 Atlantic City Surf
83 …….. 42 …...... Pts scored Avg
0 …….. 9 …...... Pts allowed Avg
242 …….. 368 ….. Passing Yards
421 …….. 119 …… Rushing Yards
2 ……….. 4 ...….. Passing Tds
9 ……….. 2 ……. Rushing Tds
27 …….. 35 ……. Passing Attempts
45 …….. 31 ……. Rushing Attempts
55 …….. 220 …….. Roster Levels
50 …….. 6 ……. Rushing Yards allowed
16 …….. 226 ….. Passing Yards allowed
0 ……….. 0 …….. Rushing Tds allowed / Total
0 ……….. 0 ……. Passing Tds allowed / Total
63 …….. 54 …….. Tackles
5 ……….. 1 …….. Missed Tackles
2 ………. 4 …… Sacks
0 ……….. 0 …….. Interceptions
6 ………. 11 …..… Hurries
5 ………. 8 ……… Deflections
Atlantic City Surf 21

0-1-0 High Plains Renegades …vs… 0-1-0 Outer Banks Bootie Tappers
7 …….. 0 …...... Pts scored Avg
49 …….. 28 …...... Pts allowed Avg
88 …….. 27 ….. Passing Yards
38 …….. 13 …… Rushing Yards
0 ……….. 0 ...….. Passing Tds
1 ……….. 0 ……. Rushing Tds
18 …….. 28 ……. Passing Attempts
30 …….. 27 ……. Rushing Attempts
55 …….. 55 …….. Roster Levels
150 …….. 188 ……. Rushing Yards allowed
285 …….. 166 ….. Passing Yards allowed
4 ……….. 2 …….. Rushing Tds allowed / Total
2 ……….. 1 ……. Passing Tds allowed / Total
71 …….. 67 …….. Tackles
3 ……….. 4 …….. Missed Tackles
1 ………. 3 …… Sacks
0 ……….. 0 …….. Interceptions
6 ………. 6 …..… Hurries
3 ………. 8 ……… Deflections
High Plains Renegades 3

1-0-0 MMD-KC Spittin' Llama Dogs …vs… 1-0-0 DIRTY INC.
52 …….. 45 …...... Pts scored Avg
7 …….. 21 …...... Pts allowed Avg
153 …….. 129 ….. Passing Yards
266 …….. 225 …… Rushing Yards
1 ……….. 1 ...….. Passing Tds
4 ……….. 5 ……. Rushing Tds
18 …….. 20 ……. Passing Attempts
43 …….. 60 ……. Rushing Attempts
61 …….. 55 …….. Roster Levels
100 …….. -75 ……. Rushing Yards allowed
120 …….. 228 ….. Passing Yards allowed
0 ……….. 0 …….. Rushing Tds allowed / Total
1 ……….. 3 ……. Passing Tds allowed / Total
64 …….. 46 …….. Tackles
8 ……….. 1 …….. Missed Tackles
5 ………. 15 …… Sacks
0 ……….. 0 …….. Interceptions
9 ………. 18 …..… Hurries
8 ………. 11 ……… Deflections
MMD-KC Spittin' Llama Dogs 10

0-1-0 Shy Town Bears …vs… 1-0-0 PAIN NATION MIDGETS
14 …….. 21 …...... Pts scored Avg
24 …….. 2 …...... Pts allowed Avg
90 …….. 58 ….. Passing Yards
98 …….. 324 …… Rushing Yards
1 ……….. 1 ...….. Passing Tds
1 ……….. 2 ……. Rushing Tds
18 …….. 16 ……. Passing Attempts
46 …….. 54 ……. Rushing Attempts
58 …….. 55 …….. Roster Levels
175 …….. 67 ……. Rushing Yards allowed
53 …….. 104 ….. Passing Yards allowed
1 ……….. 0 …….. Rushing Tds allowed / Total
0 ……….. 0 ……. Passing Tds allowed / Total
52 …….. 53 …….. Tackles
5 ……….. 0 …….. Missed Tackles
1 ………. 3 …… Sacks
0 ……….. 0 …….. Interceptions
1 ………. 12 …..… Hurries
0 ………. 3 ……… Deflections
PAIN NATION MIDGETS 12

1-0-0 Loretto Panthers …vs… 1-0-0 Chicago 85' Bears
35 …….. 49 …...... Pts scored Avg
10 …….. 14 …...... Pts allowed Avg
178 …….. 17 ….. Passing Yards
199 …….. 293 …… Rushing Yards
2 ……….. 0 ...….. Passing Tds
2 ……….. 5 ……. Rushing Tds
15 …….. 4 ……. Passing Attempts
44 …….. 63 ……. Rushing Attempts
55 …….. 55 …….. Roster Levels
16 …….. 27 ……. Rushing Yards allowed
278 …….. 187 ….. Passing Yards allowed
0 ……….. 0 …….. Rushing Tds allowed / Total
1 ……….. 2 ……. Passing Tds allowed / Total
55 …….. 58 …….. Tackles
1 ……….. 3 …….. Missed Tackles
2 ………. 4 …… Sacks
0 ……….. 0 …….. Interceptions
19 ………. 9 …..… Hurries
19 ………. 3 ……… Deflections
Chicago 85' Bears 9

1-0-0 Final Thought …vs… 0-1-0 Gondwana Raptors
27 …….. 0 …...... Pts scored Avg
20 …….. 117 …...... Pts allowed Avg
73 …….. 36 ….. Passing Yards
232 …….. 67 …… Rushing Yards
0 ……….. 0 ...….. Passing Tds
4 ……….. 0 ……. Rushing Tds
20 …….. 16 ……. Passing Attempts
29 …….. 51 ……. Rushing Attempts
55 …….. 55 …….. Roster Levels
33 …….. 160 ……. Rushing Yards allowed
258 …….. 609 ….. Passing Yards allowed
2 ……….. 6 …….. Rushing Tds allowed / Total
1 ……….. 9 ……. Passing Tds allowed / Total
75 …….. 53 …….. Tackles
3 ……….. 10 …….. Missed Tackles
5 ………. 0 …… Sacks
0 ……….. 0 …….. Interceptions
12 ………. 8 …..… Hurries
8 ………. 5 ……… Deflections
Final Thought 48

1-0-0 UT Pimps …vs… 0-1-0 Dayton Who Dey Bengals
35 …….. 7 …...... Pts scored Avg
28 …….. 42 …...... Pts allowed Avg
267 …….. 61 ….. Passing Yards
92 …….. 56 …… Rushing Yards
3 ……….. 0 ...….. Passing Tds
2 ……….. 1 ……. Rushing Tds
28 …….. 18 ……. Passing Attempts
34 …….. 28 ……. Rushing Attempts
55 …….. 55 …….. Roster Levels
185 …….. 197 ……. Rushing Yards allowed
163 …….. 149 ….. Passing Yards allowed
4 ……….. 4 …….. Rushing Tds allowed / Total
0 ……….. 2 ……. Passing Tds allowed / Total
56 …….. 73 …….. Tackles
12 ……….. 4 …….. Missed Tackles
3 ………. 3 …… Sacks
0 ……….. 0 …….. Interceptions
12 ………. 4 …..… Hurries
3 ………. 3 ……… Deflections
UT Pimps 21

1-0-0 San Antonio Saviours …vs… 0-0-1 Lunch Box
28 …….. 0 …...... Pts scored Avg
14 …….. 0 …...... Pts allowed Avg
89 …….. 179 ….. Passing Yards
120 …….. 1 …… Rushing Yards
0 ……….. 0 ...….. Passing Tds
4 ……….. 0 ……. Rushing Tds
15 …….. 31 ……. Passing Attempts
51 …….. 51 ……. Rushing Attempts
55 …….. 55 …….. Roster Levels
38 …….. 63 ……. Rushing Yards allowed
95 …….. 102 ….. Passing Yards allowed
1 ……….. 0 …….. Rushing Tds allowed / Total
1 ……….. 0 ……. Passing Tds allowed / Total
53 …….. 73 …….. Tackles
1 ……….. 6 …….. Missed Tackles
6 ………. 5 …… Sacks
0 ……….. 0 …….. Interceptions
3 ………. 16 …..… Hurries
6 ………. 15 ……… Deflections
San Antonio Saviours 13

I'm guessing LE is horny or drunk

What happens in the coaches meetings stays in the coaches meetings!

You heard it here first, Goats win in week 2.

Originally posted by Thunder66
What happens in the coaches meetings stays in the coaches meetings!

+1

I'll take the Baby Throwers for $100 at +13 please.

Are you predicting PPM or DSBT to win?

I honestly can't tell.

Originally posted by Bleeds
Are you predicting PPM or DSBT to win?

I honestly can't tell.

I think Mayhem...but I had to read it a few times, too.

Originally posted by PING72
I think Mayhem...but I had to read it a few times, too.

I just need to know if I should be gameplanning.

Originally posted by
I was on my way to work and saw Deertag looking through the Gold league window and he was giving the league the bird with a smirky grin on his face. I waved and said Hi Deertag. He said, just call me King the next 8 weeks biotch!


I LOL'd at this LE. Not that I am getting overly confident against a great team, it's just what you said is funny. I love reading these write ups every week.

double rainbow!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Bleeds
I just need to know if I should be gameplanning.

Gameplanning is overrated. I wouldn't do it.

Originally posted by juiceweezl
Originally posted by Bleeds

I just need to know if I should be gameplanning.

Gameplanning is overrated. I wouldn't do it.

deal

Originally posted by juiceweezl
Originally posted by Bleeds

I just need to know if I should be gameplanning.

Gameplanning is overrated. I wouldn't do it.

QFT