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Did this team get put in gold by accident? Bort playing a late April fools joke on everyone?
http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=7623

Honestly I haven't been keeping up with the forums much but I just looked over gold and it looks terrible this season. I haven't even heard of at least 4-5 of the teams that made it in...Whats happening to Pee Wee?

You probably came to this thread wanting jokes! Here ya go!

TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN GOLF BUT AREN'T

10. Nuts...my shaft is bent.

9. After 18 holes I can barely walk.

8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.

7. Look at the size of his putter.

6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.

5. Mind if I join your threesome?

4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.

3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.

2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.

1. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first.

Bedroom golf
1)The player will furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls.

2)Owner of the course must approve equipment before play may begin.

3)Unlike regular golf, the object of the game is to get the club into the hole while keeping the balls out.

4)For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. The course owner may check the stiffness of the shaft before allowing play to commence.

5)Course owner reserves the right to restrict the shaft length, so as to avoid damage to the course.

6)The object of the game is to take as many strokes as possible, until the course owner is satisfied.

7)Players are cautioned to play the correct hole, as indicated by the course owner.

8)It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. Experienced players will admire the course, paying special attention to the well- formed bunkers.

9)Players are cautioned not to mention other courses the have played recently to the owner of the course presently being played.

10)If the course to be played is temporarily under repair, player is advised to find alternate means of play.

11)It is considered outstanding form to play the hole several times in one match.

12)Course owner shall be the judge of who is the best player.

13)It is considered bad form to reveal your score to other players, or even that you have played the course.

Originally posted by Rizyx
Bedroom golf
7)Players are cautioned to play the correct hole, as indicated by the course owner.

lolol.

"cautioned"

A wife and husband were sitting around talking when the wife asked "If I died, would you re-marry?"

"I would," the husband answered.

"You would?" the wife asked, a bit surprised. "Would you let her come into my house?"

"I would."

"Would she be cooking in my kitchen?"

"She would!"

"Would she be soaking in my bathtub?"

"She would!"

"Would she be putting her clothes in my closet?"

"She would!"

Growing more exasperated, the wife continued asking: "Would she be driving my car?"

"She would!"

"Would she be sleeping in my bed?"

"She would!"

"Would she be using my golf clubs?"

"Oh, no, definitely not."

"Why not?"

"She's left-handed."

Originally posted by Bleeds

"Would she be using my golf clubs?"

"Oh, no, definitely not."

"Why not?"

"She's left-handed."

haha not what i was expecting lol

A man who has just died finds himself standing at the gates of Heaven. To his right is standing an attractive woman, and to his left is a ladder. The woman speaks, "Come with me through the gate and spend eternity with me, or climb the ladder to success." The man, always eager to get ahead in life, chooses to climb the ladder.
The man finds an even more beautiful woman standing in front of another gate. Next to her is another ladder. The woman says, "Come with me through the gate and all your fantasies will be granted, or climb the ladder to success." This time the man is tempted, but his greed takes over and he climbs the ladder higher.
He again encounters a woman. This woman, however; is the most beautiful woman he has ever seen. She says, "Come with me and I will satisfy your deepest desires forever, or climb the ladder to success." The man can't believe his luck. He decides to take his chances and climbs the ladder.
He comes to another gate. This time there is no woman waiting for him. Suddenly an old overweight man walks up to him. "Are you God?" the man asks.
"No, I'm Sess."

Originally posted by The Greatest DTD
Did this team get put in gold by accident? Bort playing a late April fools joke on everyone?
http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=7623

Honestly I haven't been keeping up with the forums much but I just looked over gold and it looks terrible this season. I haven't even heard of at least 4-5 of the teams that made it in...Whats happening to Pee Wee?

Actually Powerconnections is a pretty damn good owner... I've played with him and some of the other GM's on another team and we had an incredible 81 game winning streak.

Originally posted by bstrackstar
Actually Powerconnections is a pretty damn good owner... I've played with him and some of the other GM's on another team and we had an incredible 81 game winning streak.

lol@people thinking being good 5 seasons ago has anything to do with right now.

Sorry to inform you but that team couldn't even win an easy copper conference, much less their league.

LOL@ people with only 1 gold...... as a gm

Originally posted by bstrackstar
LOL@ people with only 1 gold...... as a gm

Like trophies mean anything, put a team up against a team of mine and we'll see who was too busy counting their trophies.

The Dharma Initiative didn't have many trophies, but they sure did beat a lot of scrubs.

Originally posted by permastoned
Sorry to inform you but that team couldn't even win an easy copper conference, much less their league.

[X] relevant

Originally posted by bstrackstar
LOL@ people with only 1 gold...... as a gm

[ ] relevant

Permastoned you seem to be directing a lot of your anger towards the team itsself. I don't think you can blame them for accepting an invitiation to gold. Not everyone cares to do what's morally fair or what you think is "right," especially on the internet. Instead, blame the GLB administration for being unfair.