1. The Hong Kong Hustlers
The Hustlers have achieved a level of suck rarely observed in the natural world. Heather Brooke would choke to death if she attempted to suck at the same level of the Hustlers, who really, really fucking suck. If I woke up tomorrow and found out I had a punctured colon and AIDS because I was raped by a tribe of Liberians who slipped me some roofies, I could let out a sigh of relief and say "At least I ain't a Hustler." If the Hustlers were a vacuum, there would be no more dirt. That's how much they suck.
2. Soccer
What a waste of time this no contact limp wristed fuckcapade is. I would rather walk around for the rest of my life wearing a colostomy bag than watch 5 minutes of this garbage. It's the most pathetic, boring, shittiest sport in the history of the world and everytime someone mentions how their sad sack country won a world cup like it is some great accomplishment I want to punch them in their ugly non American face. You win world cups, we win world wars. The next time Germany wants to kick a ball around on grass like they are all alpha, I point to the 1945 scoreboard and laugh. Haha Germany, go make more poop porn you douchebags.
3. The city of Boston, and everything related to Boston in any way.
Boston just plain sucks. Their sports teams suck, their history sucks. Bunch of fags throwing tea in the water and calling it a party, wow look at us, we are so rebellious. Fuck you, Boston. The Celtics are a joke. Kobe treated Ray Allen like a blonde in a Colorado hotel room. You take that black mamba Ray Allen, and you say thank you.
4. The Baldwins, especially Alec
I don't watch many movies, because I'm doing useful things like lying to women so I can violate them sexually, but the Baldwins have a special place in hell waiting for them. The whole family fucking sucks. The one is some retarded Jesus freak, and the other is a dumb global warming homo. Even worse, they make their political opinions public. Dude, you are a fucking Canadian, so stfu about American politics.
For the record, I would rather be a member of the Baldwin clan that lives in Boston and plays soccer than be a Hustler.
The Hustlers have achieved a level of suck rarely observed in the natural world. Heather Brooke would choke to death if she attempted to suck at the same level of the Hustlers, who really, really fucking suck. If I woke up tomorrow and found out I had a punctured colon and AIDS because I was raped by a tribe of Liberians who slipped me some roofies, I could let out a sigh of relief and say "At least I ain't a Hustler." If the Hustlers were a vacuum, there would be no more dirt. That's how much they suck.
2. Soccer
What a waste of time this no contact limp wristed fuckcapade is. I would rather walk around for the rest of my life wearing a colostomy bag than watch 5 minutes of this garbage. It's the most pathetic, boring, shittiest sport in the history of the world and everytime someone mentions how their sad sack country won a world cup like it is some great accomplishment I want to punch them in their ugly non American face. You win world cups, we win world wars. The next time Germany wants to kick a ball around on grass like they are all alpha, I point to the 1945 scoreboard and laugh. Haha Germany, go make more poop porn you douchebags.
3. The city of Boston, and everything related to Boston in any way.
Boston just plain sucks. Their sports teams suck, their history sucks. Bunch of fags throwing tea in the water and calling it a party, wow look at us, we are so rebellious. Fuck you, Boston. The Celtics are a joke. Kobe treated Ray Allen like a blonde in a Colorado hotel room. You take that black mamba Ray Allen, and you say thank you.
4. The Baldwins, especially Alec
I don't watch many movies, because I'm doing useful things like lying to women so I can violate them sexually, but the Baldwins have a special place in hell waiting for them. The whole family fucking sucks. The one is some retarded Jesus freak, and the other is a dumb global warming homo. Even worse, they make their political opinions public. Dude, you are a fucking Canadian, so stfu about American politics.
For the record, I would rather be a member of the Baldwin clan that lives in Boston and plays soccer than be a Hustler.
