Warrior General Games

So after watching the world cup i decide to come hangout with you math nerds and give you a real report on the USA Pro league and all that fine jazz. Time to fire the torpedoes and drop some bombs on you flames.

1) Spain Sucks, have always sucked and will continue to suck! Got some Swiss fudge shoved in to prove it to the world

2) Hey you Italy, where ya at? Sucks that the only way you could score was a free goal doesn't it!

3) Brazil, you let Kim-Jun-il score on you!?!?! Now N.Korea ESPN gets to play that relay over and over as WC action.

4) France, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA! U let the wetbacks beat you like that?!?!

5) And Germany, Germany Germany Germany! What happened to that superior race?!? Serbia, you lose to serbia?!?! Yea, you got a lot of rebuilding to do!

6) Ref of the USA- Slavakia or Slavenia or Slacockia. WTF where you watching sir?!? Yellow card for a handball that hit his face?!?!? Taking away a goal from us? Are you asking X-President Bush to come back into office and start a war with your country?!?! Obama, time to eat some chicken and drink a 40z and kick some ass!

Oh ad i guess i should do American football too

1) Defenders of the Ancients
Things just got serious! You mean these bitches can actually play dotball!?!?! Oh wait, how did i never notice Razor The Lightning Revenant! Amp his chain lighting and you got a serious match on your hands. But wasn't he renamed?

2) Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers
As expected of these overachievers, they are winning. Question is, what will the SEC do with all these league merges?!?! Will ACC and SEC ever merge to control the world? Will Thevenin Norton come back from being inactive? Will they ever raise prices on the replica jersey to $80? Tune in next week for answers and more!

3) Mentone Beach Assault & New Jersey Battalion
Pretty much he same team in my book. Cant tell the difference actually and don't care to actually know the answer. They both do stuff and win and both talk about battle or something so yea, they can be tied and have fun together if they please.

4) Got bored and will finish later after a nap and some ribs

Donovan called out that ref as a newbie. He said it was his first WC game so maybe he was nervous. Hahahaha. Bitch ref.

Lady,

SEC already controls the world.

US vs. Mali. That'll take an afternoon...