“Hello, I'm Dick Schmitt, and thank you for joining me in the first episode of Controversy Corner.
Let me tell you a little bit about the show. Each week I will bring in a special guest, and we will talk about anything and everything that is related to the EEP. That is the Eastern Europe Pro, for those of you that didn't know. During the show, me and my “special guest” will talk about topics that is intended to stir up the shit, to cause fights, and possibly start a flame war. So what are we waiting for? Lets get the show on the road.
This week my special guest hails from the islands of Jamaica, or that is what she she told her clients on the phone, shortly before being busted on fraud charges. Ladies and gentlemen, meet Ms. Cleo.”
“Hello Ms Cleo.”
Cleo “Ahh Hello Dick.”
Cleo Thank you for letting me get on your show.
“No problem Ms Cleo.
So how was prison?”
Cleo Ha I already knew they'd be coming, so I ran.
“OK Ms Cleo lets get on with our show.
Our first topic of the day is.....Who do you think the most Over Rated team is right know in EEP?”
Cleo Well lets see here Dick. I don't use logic and common sense to determine anything ya know. Instead I will consult my terrot cards to guide me the way.
“OK ladies and gentleman lets give Ms Cleo a chance to play with her cards. We will be back right after this break.”
Give me a break, Give me a break. Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat Bar.
OK and we are back. I'm joined here today with Ms Cleo, who is about to inform us which team she believes is the most overrated in EEP. Ms Cleo are you ready?
Cleo Ohhhhhhh I see Death himself. Standing tall in his deep darkened robes. The next card I see is the rabbit paw. This card means luck. The next card showing, is the King of Swords. This card is telling me of the atmosphere. Letting me know that someone is tough, but maybe just a bit to arrogant. The last card is Oh God! This isn't good. Its the avalanche card. This card signifies that things are going to crash down hard upon them. So after reviewing my choices, Terrot is telling me that it is Sarajevo Reapers.
“There we go we got our answer from Ms Cleo. She says the Sarajevo Reapers will be coming down and facing reality.”
“Ms Cleo what do you think of the down fall of the Rome Gladiators? “
Cleo Well Dick, I had a vision the other day about this team. I think this team is waiting.
In my vision they were lions out hunting Gazelle in the deepest parts of Africa. It took them a while, but eventually they took down one of the biggest bucks in the herd. When I consulted my Dreamtionary, It informed me that Rome was just waiting, and could begin to pounce at anytime. Watch out of the Gladiators.
“Well Ms Cleo who do you think will win the EEP championship game?”
Cleo Ahh Dick but that is a easy one. It will be the Gliwice Lions.
“Well people, we now know why Ms Cleo is broke and running from the police. Stay tuned to next week when we talk to Dr. Phil. With topics such as, Is randy hiding something? Fructose, fact or fiction? And why is that frog humping Eore?
Let me tell you a little bit about the show. Each week I will bring in a special guest, and we will talk about anything and everything that is related to the EEP. That is the Eastern Europe Pro, for those of you that didn't know. During the show, me and my “special guest” will talk about topics that is intended to stir up the shit, to cause fights, and possibly start a flame war. So what are we waiting for? Lets get the show on the road.
This week my special guest hails from the islands of Jamaica, or that is what she she told her clients on the phone, shortly before being busted on fraud charges. Ladies and gentlemen, meet Ms. Cleo.”
“Hello Ms Cleo.”
Cleo “Ahh Hello Dick.”
Cleo Thank you for letting me get on your show.
“No problem Ms Cleo.
So how was prison?”
Cleo Ha I already knew they'd be coming, so I ran.
“OK Ms Cleo lets get on with our show.
Our first topic of the day is.....Who do you think the most Over Rated team is right know in EEP?”
Cleo Well lets see here Dick. I don't use logic and common sense to determine anything ya know. Instead I will consult my terrot cards to guide me the way.
“OK ladies and gentleman lets give Ms Cleo a chance to play with her cards. We will be back right after this break.”
Give me a break, Give me a break. Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat Bar.
OK and we are back. I'm joined here today with Ms Cleo, who is about to inform us which team she believes is the most overrated in EEP. Ms Cleo are you ready?
Cleo Ohhhhhhh I see Death himself. Standing tall in his deep darkened robes. The next card I see is the rabbit paw. This card means luck. The next card showing, is the King of Swords. This card is telling me of the atmosphere. Letting me know that someone is tough, but maybe just a bit to arrogant. The last card is Oh God! This isn't good. Its the avalanche card. This card signifies that things are going to crash down hard upon them. So after reviewing my choices, Terrot is telling me that it is Sarajevo Reapers.
“There we go we got our answer from Ms Cleo. She says the Sarajevo Reapers will be coming down and facing reality.”
“Ms Cleo what do you think of the down fall of the Rome Gladiators? “
Cleo Well Dick, I had a vision the other day about this team. I think this team is waiting.
In my vision they were lions out hunting Gazelle in the deepest parts of Africa. It took them a while, but eventually they took down one of the biggest bucks in the herd. When I consulted my Dreamtionary, It informed me that Rome was just waiting, and could begin to pounce at anytime. Watch out of the Gladiators.
“Well Ms Cleo who do you think will win the EEP championship game?”
Cleo Ahh Dick but that is a easy one. It will be the Gliwice Lions.
“Well people, we now know why Ms Cleo is broke and running from the police. Stay tuned to next week when we talk to Dr. Phil. With topics such as, Is randy hiding something? Fructose, fact or fiction? And why is that frog humping Eore?
These things pass the time.
