Warrior General Games

Naga

Blue Renegade Wino Smurfs of Funkalicious Labatt vs Golden Hill Bones (119-6) Spread: 113
Cambodia Mountain Men vs Hong Kong Hustlers (22-11) Spread: 11
Palembang Drunken Monks vs Cambodia Assassins (37-17) Spread: 20
Portland Dirty Penguins vs Mekong Delta Force (138-2) Spread: 136
Saigon Whores vs Bacolod Skullcrushers (73-13) Spread: 60
Semarang Red Dwarfs vs Phuket Vandals (178-13) Spread: 165
Shadow Lake Snakeheads vs Victoria Teabaggers (74-10) Spread: 64
Tibet Psychonauts vs Alabama Tidesports Crimson Tide (101-4) Spread: 97


Garuda

Bangalore Monsoon vs Buffalo Rampage (37-23) Spread: 14
Lucid D.R.E.A.M. vs Flint Cobras (121-26) Spread: 95
Munich Mayhem vs Hell's Reaper's (37-18) Spread: 19
Shiroyama Samurai vs Johor Bahru Beach Bums (49-12) Spread: 37
Tet Offensive vs The New York Empire (98-5) Spread: 93
The Tackling Dummies vs San Francisco Fire Horses (42-28) Spread: 14
Three Kingdom Warriors vs Singapore Canes (32-19) Spread: 13
Vietnamese Sweatshop vs Manila Warlords (73-26) Spread: 47

Thanks for all of your hard work

Thanks Bear. This isn't going unappreciated. Everybody seems to be shell shocked over these changes. And if anyone had plans for the future, they're in full back peddle mode to try and understand the impact. I know I am. Still, your work is appreciated!

Plus forums are just not what they use to.

Originally posted by Dujoman
Plus forums are just not what they use to.

yes... they used to just be a giant troll-a-thon...

and we really could use more trolls.









/sarcasm

Thanks guys!

Originally posted by Victory Jones
yes... they used to just be a giant troll-a-thon...

and we really could use more trolls.









/sarcasm

FLAME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Dujoman
FLAME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!

ass drizzle.

just sayin...

Originally posted by Victory Jones
Originally posted by Dujoman

FLAME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!

ass drizzle.





don't you fuckin start

Originally posted by Victory Jones
ass drizzle.





I got that once. I ate a whole can of the low fat pringles. Fuck pringles.

Originally posted by Polorl69

don't you fuckin start

no u.

Originally posted by supbro
Originally posted by Victory Jones

ass drizzle.





I got that once. I ate a whole can of the low fat pringles. Fuck pringles.

lol. You got hit with the infamous anal leakage.

Originally posted by kcfdx
lol. You got hit with the infamous anal leakage.

http://www.newyork.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/182862349.html

Don't even fucking say a word. I like potato chips, and can't eat them very much or I'll get fat.

I tried out these Pringles Fat-Free chips because they were super low-cal. BBQ flavor. the fuck.

The can said they had 70 calories per serving, which meant the whole can had 490 calories inside total. I could munch through a can in a day with my lunch, dinner, etc. So I got several cans, and began enjoying one a day for the past four days. But what they dont fucking tell you...

Except in tiny print you cant read without a fucking electron microscope

...is that the primary ingredient is something called "olean" which I have since learned is Latin for "Unwashable & Indestructible Ass Grease."

Oh Yeah. I'm not even kidding.

So today, while I'm standing in the living room debating whether or not Laundry or Dishes will get done first, I get the urge to fart. I live alone, so sweet. I let the honk loose and its wrong. Something just sounded wrong. I know my own wind, and I have never farted a sound that sounded like a fart wrapped in a pillow.

Oh yes, something was very wrong. I had just shat myself. But this evil olean makes shitting yourself sound almost like a regular fart, and had I not been particularly attentive, it could easily have gone unnoticed, I'm telling you. THAT's how utterly covert and evil this olean stuff is. What the fuck?! What if I'd gone out to hang with friends or gone for a drive, what then?

So I walk carefully to the bathroom and disrobe. before I even sit on the toilet, I wad paper and carefully wipe from the front. Sure enough, it was light brown, and had the texture of soft spackle. You fucking Pringle bastards.

I sat down and pushed a bit, and lo, out came a jet that I didnt even feel an urge for one minute earlier. It piled in the bowl like brown marshmallow fluff.

The problem rose when I tried to wipe. I went through a whole fucking roll of TP and could not get it all off me. So.

I jumped in the shower. Yep, its gross, but it had to be done. There I stood, water pouring down, cheeks spread, and using my own hand to make certain I'm clean.

That was when I discovered that after using my hand to wipe myself (before I soaped the area) my hand came back covered in some sort of transparent grease. It was so fucking foul. The grease made water bead off my hand. It was tacky too, and very difficult to manage.

So I grabbed the bar of saop and went to work.

You fucking Pringle bastards.

The bar of soap came away coated in grease as well, and would no longer wash. I had to turn the water to hot and massage the soap for five minutes to get it to the point where I could use it again. It took me an hour to get the fucking grease off my pucker. I shudder to think of what its doing INSIDE ME right now, but I will damned sure never eat that shit again.

Fucking Pringle bastards.

This is where the joke about "anal leakage" came from. its real. Fuck Pringles.

* this is in or around ANAL LEAKAGE, ANYBODY?
* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

That post made my life.