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RayRay99
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When Asafa Powell came to the league during the middle of last season, you decided to pick on him. He in turn picked you off 6 times in his first 4 games. It now seems that you do not want to throw Asafa's way anymore, and this makes him very sad

Sure, he now has time during games to text message people and take short naps while throwing blanket coverage on whichever unwitting WR you feed him, but this monotany is beginning to take a toll on his psyche. As a favor, please try to throw his way more than a handful of times each game. As his agent, I feel he may start getting paunchy and out of shape due to his inactivity.

Thanks in advance,
RayRay99
 
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Originally posted by RayRay99

Sure, he now has time during games to text message people...


LAFFO
 
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Here we go.......
 
hutchins929
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On behalf of our great corner "Asafa" I would like to say I'm sorry!

It's not your fault that our Dline is so damned good and doesn't give the quarterback enough time to throw the ball down the field!

LOL... Sorry Ray Ray, I couldn't help it!
 
dvdatm
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you're not allowed to post anymore, hutchins...... I just ate, dude.
 
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Originally posted by dvdatm
you're not allowed to post anymore, hutchins...... I just ate, dude.


HAHA what are you talking about, more cushion for the pushing baby!
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Better?
 
RayRay99
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Titan Nation did not accept my challenge. They did get 1 completion on Asafa though! See, it can be done! Don't be scared folks, just throw him the damn ball! If he doesn't get more activity on the field, his body may shrivel up and start looking like this poor, pathetic sap:

http://www.criticalbench.com/images/critical-ripped-fat-loss.jpg
 
RayRay99
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Asafa did his thing again yesterday, only giving up 1 completion for 3 yds. Since you pansy asses are refusing to throw the ball his way, I am making him get his work in by acting as a de facto LB and pummeling the RB on run plays.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?pbp_id=6456496
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?pbp_id=6458225
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?pbp_id=6458247
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?pbp_id=6458751
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?pbp_id=6461141

Will anyone step up to the challenge?
 
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My team will! Oh, wait.
 
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He's an Aggie, poor guy...............how long has it been since A&M has had a top 5 finish? Half a century?
 
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Originally posted by Frost Axenheimer
He's an Aggie, poor guy...............how long has it been since A&M has had a top 5 finish? Half a century?


Ouch. That hurts and I'm not even an A&M fan.
 
RayRay99
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Originally posted by Frost Axenheimer
He's an Aggie, poor guy...............how long has it been since A&M has had a top 5 finish? Half a century?


That's right, get in your DeLorean and crank it up to 88 mph to go back to a time when the sips could win a game against A&M. Scoreboard at Kyle Field and Kyle Field West makes sippy cranky I guess. Perhaps if Cart McCoy would pull his head out of his big ol' sloppy va-jay-jay he would see the Aggie defenders coming at him like a SCUD missile and wouldn't wake up thinking he was Batman.

Back to the real issue, we are thinking of just having Asafa cover 2 receivers at once to increase the challenge. Perhaps we could just go all out and line up with Asafa in the secondary, and have 8 DEs and 2 DTs clog up the running lanes. I won't be conceited with my prediction, I am sure you would complete 3-4 passes in that case as opposed to the usual 1 against him. Walla Walla has a level 23 QB, so maybe he will accept the challenge today.

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hutchins929
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I am gonna go out on a limb and predict that Asafa will not only get a pick today but he will get 2!
 
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Originally posted by RayRay99
When Asafa Powell came to the league during the middle of last season, you decided to pick on him. He in turn picked you off 6 times in his first 4 games. It now seems that you do not want to throw Asafa's way anymore, and this makes him very sad

Sure, he now has time during games to text message people and take short naps while throwing blanket coverage on whichever unwitting WR you feed him, but this monotany is beginning to take a toll on his psyche. As a favor, please try to throw his way more than a handful of times each game. As his agent, I feel he may start getting paunchy and out of shape due to his inactivity.

Thanks in advance,
RayRay99



You realise your WR Gatlin's namesake in athletics has been disgraced when he failed a drugs test? And is now to serve a 4 year ban, nice choice
 
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