And a good day to you, sir!
Yours truly proudly boasts a perfect 100% on picks thus far, having picked 24 out of 24 right and having gotten 0 wrong. That’s much better than all of you since none of you Nancies are even trying. Ergo, I win the internet.
lolAlpha GOTW
Speyside Whiskies (2-1) @ voegma’s Purple Nipples (3-0): pboggs and his band of highfalutin, expensive-booze-drinkin' rich kids head to the Titty Twister here. The big ass orangutans put their perfect season on the line while Speyside enters the first of a what looks to be a p tough 3 game stretch. Purple has looked very, very good on both sides of the ball thus far, leading the league in overall defense while their offense currently sits 2nd overall. That group of lushes on the Whiskies appear to be really well-built but the level disparity (read: VA disparity) will be too much to overcome here.
Nurples by 13
Nurps 34-24
Zeta, where the men dots are
GOTW
The Legion (3-0) @ Baden Bandits (3-0): Couple of AAA-promoted upstarts square off in this one and I’m stoked for it since it will help to clear the logjam of 3-0 teams. The Legion have flown a little bit under the radar imo but that pass attack looks wicked and their defense doesn’t look too shabby, either. As to Baden, throw out the Titans game and you could argue those first two games were as tough as you could find, league-wide. Tough, tough game to pick here... tbh I flipped a coin. The Legion by 3.
The Legion 33-24
Munich Keggers (2-1) @ Alpine (3-0): Hey, nifty new logo c. Much more snowy. Makes me crave a cup of hot cocoa, until I look at Munich’s and then I forget about cocoa and start thinking a c-cold one sounds better. Alpine’s schedule has been good for them, I suspect, in that their opponents have gotten progressively better leading up to a W5 showdown w/ The Dark Side. Maybe they get the pass game on track this week, maybe they stick to what’s worked... only time will tell. Munich’s gotta get their defense locked in or this could be a long day. Alpine by 24.
Alpine 55-10
Bath Killer Bees (1-2) @ Black Sea Raiders (1-2): 11 total TOs in their last two games have to make the Bees ownership group wonder if Bort stealth-buffed the effect of team chemistry, I reckon. At least, that’s who I’d blame, were I in their shoes. The Raiders, meanwhile, are tough to figure. Defensively they appear very strong but their stats are skewed by the Titans game, so how good are they, really? Not good enough to beat BKB here, although this one could be close. Bath by 6.
Bath 49-3
Belfast Commandos (2-1) @ Warsaw Wolves (3-0): Belfast brings the league-leading ground game to Prime Evil Forest, searching for chinks in the armor that is the Wolves D. Unfortunately what chinks there may be are probably in the pass D, not the run D, and Warsaw moves to 4-0. Warsaw by 28.
Warsaw 55-0
Lyon Winemakers (2-1) @ Bjelasnica Red Star (1-2): The Red Star look to bounce back from last week’s debacle while Lyon’s glad to finally get a little bit of breather from a game-planning perspective. Lyon by 70+.
Lyon 77-6
The Evil Empire (3-0) @ Rome Arcani (0-3): Rome comes off it’s most competitive game but sadly doesn’t have the depth or the levels to stand much of a chance. Evil by 150+.
Evil 234-0
Stockholm Meatballs (0-3) @ Hamburg Parrots (1-2): The Parrots have to be feeling better about themselves after finally getting a W last week in what most would probably call an upset of the Killer Bees. On the other hand, considering their owner’s note, the Meatballs are probably on suicide watch having failed to have scored a touchdown or keep w/in 100 points of their opposition thus far. Parrots by 50+.
Parrots 129-3
Rome Titans (0-3) @ Dresden Demons (1-2): 0 cares. Demons by 255+.
Demons 599-0
xoxoxo
Yours truly proudly boasts a perfect 100% on picks thus far, having picked 24 out of 24 right and having gotten 0 wrong. That’s much better than all of you since none of you Nancies are even trying. Ergo, I win the internet.
lolAlpha GOTW
Speyside Whiskies (2-1) @ voegma’s Purple Nipples (3-0): pboggs and his band of highfalutin, expensive-booze-drinkin' rich kids head to the Titty Twister here. The big ass orangutans put their perfect season on the line while Speyside enters the first of a what looks to be a p tough 3 game stretch. Purple has looked very, very good on both sides of the ball thus far, leading the league in overall defense while their offense currently sits 2nd overall. That group of lushes on the Whiskies appear to be really well-built but the level disparity (read: VA disparity) will be too much to overcome here.
Nurples by 13
Nurps 34-24
Zeta, where the men dots are
GOTW
The Legion (3-0) @ Baden Bandits (3-0): Couple of AAA-promoted upstarts square off in this one and I’m stoked for it since it will help to clear the logjam of 3-0 teams. The Legion have flown a little bit under the radar imo but that pass attack looks wicked and their defense doesn’t look too shabby, either. As to Baden, throw out the Titans game and you could argue those first two games were as tough as you could find, league-wide. Tough, tough game to pick here... tbh I flipped a coin. The Legion by 3.
The Legion 33-24
Munich Keggers (2-1) @ Alpine (3-0): Hey, nifty new logo c. Much more snowy. Makes me crave a cup of hot cocoa, until I look at Munich’s and then I forget about cocoa and start thinking a c-cold one sounds better. Alpine’s schedule has been good for them, I suspect, in that their opponents have gotten progressively better leading up to a W5 showdown w/ The Dark Side. Maybe they get the pass game on track this week, maybe they stick to what’s worked... only time will tell. Munich’s gotta get their defense locked in or this could be a long day. Alpine by 24.
Alpine 55-10
Bath Killer Bees (1-2) @ Black Sea Raiders (1-2): 11 total TOs in their last two games have to make the Bees ownership group wonder if Bort stealth-buffed the effect of team chemistry, I reckon. At least, that’s who I’d blame, were I in their shoes. The Raiders, meanwhile, are tough to figure. Defensively they appear very strong but their stats are skewed by the Titans game, so how good are they, really? Not good enough to beat BKB here, although this one could be close. Bath by 6.
Bath 49-3
Belfast Commandos (2-1) @ Warsaw Wolves (3-0): Belfast brings the league-leading ground game to Prime Evil Forest, searching for chinks in the armor that is the Wolves D. Unfortunately what chinks there may be are probably in the pass D, not the run D, and Warsaw moves to 4-0. Warsaw by 28.
Warsaw 55-0
Lyon Winemakers (2-1) @ Bjelasnica Red Star (1-2): The Red Star look to bounce back from last week’s debacle while Lyon’s glad to finally get a little bit of breather from a game-planning perspective. Lyon by 70+.
Lyon 77-6
The Evil Empire (3-0) @ Rome Arcani (0-3): Rome comes off it’s most competitive game but sadly doesn’t have the depth or the levels to stand much of a chance. Evil by 150+.
Evil 234-0
Stockholm Meatballs (0-3) @ Hamburg Parrots (1-2): The Parrots have to be feeling better about themselves after finally getting a W last week in what most would probably call an upset of the Killer Bees. On the other hand, considering their owner’s note, the Meatballs are probably on suicide watch having failed to have scored a touchdown or keep w/in 100 points of their opposition thus far. Parrots by 50+.
Parrots 129-3
Rome Titans (0-3) @ Dresden Demons (1-2): 0 cares. Demons by 255+.
Demons 599-0
xoxoxo
Edited by lardaddy on Apr 14, 2010 09:15:52
Edited by lardaddy on Apr 13, 2010 08:40:39
Snow and beer goes perfectly together, throw in a Jägermeister and you are set for afterski. 
