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written by: Fistofreak
After being down 6-3 after a slow 1rst quarter start for the Demon Brigade They came out in the second quarter looking for souls to take over.
They certainly did that.
After a 2nd quarter interception by Dan -Bomb that set up a Touchdown pass from Uncle Sam to TEXANS FILOMAN they continued to wreak havoc on the Regulars.
The defense was definatly possesed as they only gave up 229 total NET yards and by not giving up any touchdowns and having 3 interceptions and a forced fumble.
About 8 minutes after the FILOMAN Touchdown the Demon D got another interception, this time it is credited to Pimp Slap. Only the offense couldnt convert the turnover into points so they were forced to punt.
On the next play from scrimmage for the Regulars, Payne Rush delivered a viscious hit on Chip Runda forcing a fumble which was recovered by Pimp Slap.
Going in to the 3rd Quarter with a little over 2 minutes left, Backup Runningback Donnie Darko Punches it in for a Demon Touchdown on a 2nd and goal from the 1 yard line.
In the 4th quarter Uncle Sam hooks up with U-can't Touch-this across the middle and he takes it in for a 33 yard touchdown.
The Demon D continued its domination in the 4th quarter when St. Petersburg quarterback Blake Snakely was picked off once again this time by Just Bad.
More help with the scoring came from our wonderful kickers Phat Ho and Joe Shoe-less. Ho hitting 4 field goals and Shoe-less hitting 1.
Altogether with a great team effort and a couple great individual efforts the Demon Brigade Dominate in the season opener by winning 36-9.

PLAYER SPOTLIGHT

After the game we talked to Linebacker Bobby Scullcracker and Quarterback Uncle Sam about the game and if they can continue this success into the rest of the season

Interview with Bobby Scullcracker


What did you think of your teams performance yesterday?

I thought it was a convincing win for us. You know, the rest of the league was trying to make a laughing stock out of us after the trouble we had last season, so we wanted to come out and really hit this team in the mouth and show everyone that we're back! GET SOME BITCHES!!


Do you think that this was a good season opener for the defense?

Most definitely. We know what we're capable of and we wanted to set the tone for the season. Unfortunately we didn't get the shutout but we held them to only 9 and shut them out in the second half. I feel pretty good about the win.

Do you think that this defense can play this good for the whole season?

Absolutely. I think we can get back to what we were doing in Season 1 and really beat some teams up. All we have to do is stay focused and take care of our individual assignments and we'll bring the pain. GET SOME BITCHES!!

What can we expect from the defense for the next game against the Georgia Tech 9s?

PAIN BABY! LOTS OF PAIN!!



Interview with Uncle Sam

What did you think about the teams performance today?

The teams performance was spot on. Our offense chewed them up and our defense spit them out. They were no match for the demons.

What did you think about your performance in the game?

What can I say about my performance? I picked their secondary apart...you saw it...next question.


Do you think that you are the leader of this team?

Of course I am the leader of this team...I mean without me who would throw the ball? Duh.

Do you think that the Offense can play this way for the whole season?

What kind of question is that? Did BSPN write these questions for you?

What can we expect from the offense next game?

You can expect the offense to dominate our opponents. I gotta go meet Just Bad and the guys at his new strip club...please, no more questions

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Alltogether it was a great team performance and we can hope to have this kind of domination all season.





Written by: Fistofreak writer for the Gen. Patton Times.






Thanks for reading folks.
 
Thepet
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this is for wareagle to do his previews.....not for you, take it to the EEPL forum.
 
psychonaut
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Originally posted by Thepet
this is for wareagle to do his previews.....not for you, take it to the EEPL forum.


The guys kind of new and now knows to post it in one place. He's already been told to post only in EEPL, and you're not the forum police. Now go beat your wife and kids or something dickhead!

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Moontayle
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Irregardless, this is a travesty to the human eyes. Take some English classes you hippy!
 
psychonaut
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"Irregardless"? Your redundant double negative is a travesty. Heed your own advice jackass.
 
FoF
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yes i know only to post it in the EEPL forum now i was already told that after i posted it.
 
Jason Swift
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Originally posted by Moontayle
Irregardless, this is a travesty to the human eyes. Take some English classes you hippy!



Wow. That's some of the worst self ownage I've ever seen. Irregardless? Really?
 
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My mistake doesn't change the fact that his post is physically painful to look at.
 
psychonaut
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So is your mom and you don't hear the Oakland Raiders complaining.
 
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Originally posted by psychonaut
So is your mom and you don't hear the Oakland Raiders complaining.

Are we 12? Good to see that you have no real comeback or actual reason to insult me because that's where the 'Yo Momma' jokes start.

BTW, Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow, I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.
 
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Originally posted by Moontayle
Originally posted by psychonaut

So is your mom and you don't hear the Oakland Raiders complaining.

Are we 12? Good to see that you have no real comeback or actual reason to insult me because that's where the 'Yo Momma' jokes start.

BTW, Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow, I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.


here you are critiziing him for acting 12 by telling yo mooma jokes then you go tell a yo momma joke.

by the way also tell me what is so wrong with the article so i can improve next time instead of just saying how bad it is.
 
psychonaut
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Originally posted by Moontayle
Originally posted by psychonaut

So is your mom and you don't hear the Oakland Raiders complaining.

Are we 12? Good to see that you have no real comeback or actual reason to insult me because that's where the 'Yo Momma' jokes start.

BTW, Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow, I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.


Way to go tough guy...criticizing a kid rather than being constructive...how very grown up of you. I figured I'd have to come down to your level. Trust me dude, I can do this all day...the last thing you want to do is get into an insult battle of wits with me, if you choose to do so, then I suggest you come armed. You have no clue about the level of destructive ancient esoteric vocabulary I could rain down on you from my extensive insulting lexicon. For now I will give you a chance to either:

A: Apologize to the kid.
B: Just let it go and move on so as to save face.
C: Keep going back and forth and get owned like this guy.

http://www.funnyforumpics.com/forums/owned/4/owned-ballface.jpg

Your call chief....consider yourself warned.

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Moontayle
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Your inability to recognize sarcasm and wit wins you -1 internets.

BTW, I don't see you offering up constructive criticism to the OP. Instead, you chose to insult me so... Hi, I'm Kettle. You must be Pot. Nice to meet you.
 
psychonaut
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Yeah....well....Yo Momma's twice the man you are.
 
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Originally posted by psychonaut
Yeah....well....Yo Momma's twice the man you are.


Yo mommas so old when I told her to act her age the Bitch Died!!!!!!
 
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