Texan's Week 16 Picks
Current Record: 202-38
In the last regular season picks it's time for 80s rock (i.e. not pop)...
Naga
Mekong (4-11) v Saigon (14-1)
Too bad Saigon isn't getting to play Mekong in their prime "Wild Side" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xouXQLRBGaE, that would have been entertaining. Now Mekong they will "Rock You Like A Hurricane" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VafI5gGlsDU Saigon 115, Mekong 3.
NBA (14-1) v SLS (12-3)
This game doesn't do anything in the standings but it might tell us a bit about SLS's playoff chances. I'm sure SLS would love to draw the "Ace of Spades" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZH-seNOupLI , but it's more likely playing the Jam is "Poison". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq4j1LtCdww Jam 56, SLS 20.
Bacolod (6-9) v Monks (12-3)
Bacolod is out of the playoffs now but had a pretty good season really and that's no "Foolin". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfpNzpFyo_E The Monks are planning to just get "Smooth Up In Ya" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shtgFLjMQVo and try to carry that through to the playoffs. Monks 35, Bacolod 20.
Tibet (10-5) v HKH (4-11)
Tibet got their pants pulled down a bit by Bali but that should serve as a wakeup call going forward--just "Don't Close Your Eyes". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcEu47mR43U HKH is pretty much "Working For The Weekend" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29gltl5A7hw right now. Tibet 56, HKH 12.
Thai (10-5) v The Blue (7-8)
We may have to change the saying from Roll Tide to Roll Thai if this keeps up. "Welcome to the Jungle" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1tj2zJ2Wvg Blue, get ready to either win or get taken behind "Uncle Tom's Cabin" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAao1HSMWO4 --he has candy in his van I hear. Thai 35, Blue 13.
PDP (7-8) v Bali (8-7)
A great upset by Bali guarantees them a playoff spot and they're jamming like "Dr. Feelgood". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymslvN8d_Bc PDP on the other hand is hoping to be "Back in Black" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXaZmY52gHM by grinding out a win here. PDP 23, Bali 20.
SCSK (5-10) v Rumrunners (2-14)
The Rumrunners are finishing a disappointing season strong and now they go "Round and Round" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCzO-DJBC9Y with an SCSK team that's probably thinking more about "Sister Christian" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z92bmlcmyq0 than them. SCSK 30, Rumrunners 17.
CMM (4-11) v PPW (0-15)
Actually it's pretty impressive that CMM will finish with 5 wins this season as they plan to ring "Hell's Bells" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwxJ46HWXbA for PPW. PPW's swan song in the Pros is more likely "Run to the Hills". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M149WTrkNR8 CMM 65, PPW 13.
garuda
Tet (13-2) v Bangalore (14-1)
A disappointing first loss for Bangalore and now they play another super tough team in Tet in a game that has seeding implications at the top as they struggle to "Ride the Lightning". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbOwPFR4Dvg Tet meanwhile would love to knock off Bangalore by "Raining Blood" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wNmy1InAyc all over the standings. Bangalore 27, Tet 24.
Krungthep (14-1) v MMJ (1-14)
Mirror image records collide and that is not good in case you were wondering. Krungthep would love for Bangalore to lose so they could become number "One" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBQV-vr4x_4 while MMJ is the "Holy Diver" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nyafm-gnjDs down to AAA. Krungthep 135, MMJ 3.
LSP (13-2) v Dharma (CPU)
LSP will have "Nothin' But A Good Time" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7vicm8GQ_4 in this one and really Dharma is hoping against hope something can "Save the Weak". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zfxel7IgXSk LSP 255, Dharma 0.
Buffalo (10-5) v Singapore (5-10)
Holy huge win for Buffalo as they serve notice they're a playoff ready team as they "Set the World Afire" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vM7kD3mE4xo Singapore meanwhile is "Only" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FW0HeE9ymYU finishing out the season. Buffalo 65, Singapore 13.
Lucid (9-6) v Danang (5-10)
You know Danang would love to "Silent Lucidity" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LniY0pDQGaE here but really the Dream is exhibiting "Strength Beyond Strength" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3muY3xMgi4 in the second half of the season. Lucid 45, Danang 20.
Sweatshop (9-6) v Lampang (7-8)
An upset here and some help with Ottawa and Lampang is in, but both of those are tall orders. Lampang will just have to be "The Trooper" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vA6fwsRAySk here despite that fact and the Sweatshop will be busy cranking "Orgasmatron"s http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRBDiPDuMt8 from their factory. Sweatshop 35, Lampang 27.
Ottawa (8-7) v RSR (3-11)
Don't overlook RSR and Ottawa is in the playoffs for sure so you know they'll try to make it the "House of Pain". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8z4SEbsqbw For an RSR team going away, let's just play "For Whom The Bell Tolls". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XX-KjkdDozQ Ottawa 45, RSR 9.
BKK (5-10) v Sydney (5-10)
Both teams are hoping to be back stronger next season and "In My Dreams" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlkD0ZDYOG4 we'll all be rolling in a "Slack Black Cadillac". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxurUo3fiHQ BKK 30, Sydney 27.
Current Record: 202-38
In the last regular season picks it's time for 80s rock (i.e. not pop)...
Naga
Mekong (4-11) v Saigon (14-1)
Too bad Saigon isn't getting to play Mekong in their prime "Wild Side" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xouXQLRBGaE, that would have been entertaining. Now Mekong they will "Rock You Like A Hurricane" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VafI5gGlsDU Saigon 115, Mekong 3.
NBA (14-1) v SLS (12-3)
This game doesn't do anything in the standings but it might tell us a bit about SLS's playoff chances. I'm sure SLS would love to draw the "Ace of Spades" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZH-seNOupLI , but it's more likely playing the Jam is "Poison". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq4j1LtCdww Jam 56, SLS 20.
Bacolod (6-9) v Monks (12-3)
Bacolod is out of the playoffs now but had a pretty good season really and that's no "Foolin". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfpNzpFyo_E The Monks are planning to just get "Smooth Up In Ya" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shtgFLjMQVo and try to carry that through to the playoffs. Monks 35, Bacolod 20.
Tibet (10-5) v HKH (4-11)
Tibet got their pants pulled down a bit by Bali but that should serve as a wakeup call going forward--just "Don't Close Your Eyes". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcEu47mR43U HKH is pretty much "Working For The Weekend" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29gltl5A7hw right now. Tibet 56, HKH 12.
Thai (10-5) v The Blue (7-8)
We may have to change the saying from Roll Tide to Roll Thai if this keeps up. "Welcome to the Jungle" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1tj2zJ2Wvg Blue, get ready to either win or get taken behind "Uncle Tom's Cabin" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAao1HSMWO4 --he has candy in his van I hear. Thai 35, Blue 13.
PDP (7-8) v Bali (8-7)
A great upset by Bali guarantees them a playoff spot and they're jamming like "Dr. Feelgood". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymslvN8d_Bc PDP on the other hand is hoping to be "Back in Black" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXaZmY52gHM by grinding out a win here. PDP 23, Bali 20.
SCSK (5-10) v Rumrunners (2-14)
The Rumrunners are finishing a disappointing season strong and now they go "Round and Round" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCzO-DJBC9Y with an SCSK team that's probably thinking more about "Sister Christian" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z92bmlcmyq0 than them. SCSK 30, Rumrunners 17.
CMM (4-11) v PPW (0-15)
Actually it's pretty impressive that CMM will finish with 5 wins this season as they plan to ring "Hell's Bells" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwxJ46HWXbA for PPW. PPW's swan song in the Pros is more likely "Run to the Hills". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M149WTrkNR8 CMM 65, PPW 13.
garuda
Tet (13-2) v Bangalore (14-1)
A disappointing first loss for Bangalore and now they play another super tough team in Tet in a game that has seeding implications at the top as they struggle to "Ride the Lightning". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbOwPFR4Dvg Tet meanwhile would love to knock off Bangalore by "Raining Blood" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wNmy1InAyc all over the standings. Bangalore 27, Tet 24.
Krungthep (14-1) v MMJ (1-14)
Mirror image records collide and that is not good in case you were wondering. Krungthep would love for Bangalore to lose so they could become number "One" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBQV-vr4x_4 while MMJ is the "Holy Diver" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nyafm-gnjDs down to AAA. Krungthep 135, MMJ 3.
LSP (13-2) v Dharma (CPU)
LSP will have "Nothin' But A Good Time" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7vicm8GQ_4 in this one and really Dharma is hoping against hope something can "Save the Weak". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zfxel7IgXSk LSP 255, Dharma 0.
Buffalo (10-5) v Singapore (5-10)
Holy huge win for Buffalo as they serve notice they're a playoff ready team as they "Set the World Afire" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vM7kD3mE4xo Singapore meanwhile is "Only" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FW0HeE9ymYU finishing out the season. Buffalo 65, Singapore 13.
Lucid (9-6) v Danang (5-10)
You know Danang would love to "Silent Lucidity" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LniY0pDQGaE here but really the Dream is exhibiting "Strength Beyond Strength" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3muY3xMgi4 in the second half of the season. Lucid 45, Danang 20.
Sweatshop (9-6) v Lampang (7-8)
An upset here and some help with Ottawa and Lampang is in, but both of those are tall orders. Lampang will just have to be "The Trooper" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vA6fwsRAySk here despite that fact and the Sweatshop will be busy cranking "Orgasmatron"s http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRBDiPDuMt8 from their factory. Sweatshop 35, Lampang 27.
Ottawa (8-7) v RSR (3-11)
Don't overlook RSR and Ottawa is in the playoffs for sure so you know they'll try to make it the "House of Pain". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8z4SEbsqbw For an RSR team going away, let's just play "For Whom The Bell Tolls". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XX-KjkdDozQ Ottawa 45, RSR 9.
BKK (5-10) v Sydney (5-10)
Both teams are hoping to be back stronger next season and "In My Dreams" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlkD0ZDYOG4 we'll all be rolling in a "Slack Black Cadillac". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxurUo3fiHQ BKK 30, Sydney 27.
Edited by Texan on Mar 10, 2010 09:09:13






























