Week 10 is finally here!
This week I've got a fever....and the only prescription is more Sport's Pages..............or cowbell...............
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ycOp67eLoM
The playoff races are starting to pick up and time is running out!
Each week there are fewer chances for your team to make up from a loss, so the only answer for that is……
………….DON’T FUCK IT UP!!!!!
Follow that sound advice and you should do fine.
Financial News
This week on GLBall Street, there was a lot of interesting activity going down.
Well as announced on the forum, I’m sure everyone is selling their stock they have invested in the Ares Assassins. The Assassins are being liquidated by the holding company of Ima, Gona, Skruyu and Howe. When asked why they were being liquidated the CEO of the Assassins, Seymour Butts, said “The executives raided the equipment fund and took off for the Aegean Isles. They even took all the bail out money the government gave us as bonuses.”
Sad times.
On the upside of Alpha is the Arkadak Arsenal. They’ve been on a 7 win tear and look to be a lock for the playoffs after an 0-2 start. Get as much as you can now while it is still cheap!
In Zeta the team to invest in is the……Rome Raiders?
You heard correct. The Rome raiders have turned things around and gathered up a win here and there to make it to 5-4 and maybe even be invited to the big dance.
And the downside of Zeta is the Buffalo WarZone. After a quick 2-0 start they have gone 2-5 and could cut things close come playoff time. They aren’t out of it, but they are riding the fence pretty close. Might want to ask about selling your stock in them just as a precautionary measure.
***SA’s Player of the Week***
Well last week we honored a HB rushing duo and this week it’s another rushing duo that had a great performance in a great match up.
Stryden HB’s Power RB and Trash Talkin’ cleaned up the Hoodlums with a 272 yard performance that included 2TD’s.
It was their solid running throughout the entire game that helped set up the winning FG’s and helped their team get a win over a very strong C-Town team.
So here’s to you, Power RB and Trash Talkin’………………..
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/GuinnessBeer.jpg
SALUTE!!
Are you ready for the second half of the season?
Is your team ready to make that final push towards the promised land?
Will you ever shut up and just read the Sport’s Page to find out?!.........chuckleheads!!
A little known, but very true fact, is that the title of Jenna Jameson’s first porn movie was………………….
………………….LET’S DO THIS SHIT!!!
You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them.
****ALPHA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
#1 Short Bus Allstars (9-0) LW1 - There’s a little thing called the GOW waiting for you Allstars at THUNDER DOME!!!
Next opponent: #3 Arkadak Arsenal (7-2)
#2 Minsk Ninjas (7-2) LW2 - This will be a tough one for sure. Better make sure you have everything for a big battle like this.
Throwing stars?
Check.
Ninja jock strap?
Check.
Ninja handbook?
Check.
Box of ninja cookies? (In case you get hungry)
Check.
Don’t forget your ninja karate lessons………..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsycNUaN75Y
Next opponent: #4 Sofia Spiders (7-2)
#3 Arkadak Arsenal (7-2) LW3 – I said it once and I’ll say it again……GOW, bitches!!!
Next opponent: at #1 Short Bus Allstars (9-0)
#4 Sofia Spiders (7-2) LW4 - The Ninjas are up next for you Spiders. If I could give you some advice, I would tell you to be like the black widow in this game. Fuck the male spider and then rip his head off.
You can do it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ2HcRl4wSk
Next opponent: at #2 Minsk Ninjas (7-2)
#5 Buda Pests (7-2) LW6 - This is a perfect chance to move up. The Spiders and Ninjas play and the Allstars and Arsenal play each other too. So a win here would definitely put you in a good spot in the top 4.
Next opponent: at #8 Old School (6-3)
#6 Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps (6-3) LW8 - Alright, save the Sea wasps for the big games, maybe send in some honey bees for this one.
Next opponent: #16 Saratov Catrades (0-9)
#7 Ares Assassins (6-3) LW5 - The contract, should you accept it, is on the Munich ManiAx.
You may choose the method of assassination, but preferably something that involves a monkey, three pairs of shoes and a Twinkie.
We like to be creative here at the Sport’s Page.
Next opponent: at #11 Munich ManiAx (3-6)
#8 Old School (6-3) LW7 - Big rankings battle right here!
A win would help separate you from the Black Hand and Stirling and put an even tighter grip on a playoff spot.
Next opponent: #5 Buda Pests (7-2)
#9 Sarajevo Black Hand (5-4) LW9 - A must win right here. Get the win and you are still in it. Lose and you’re on the bubble.
Next opponent: #10 Stirling Four Horsemen (4-5)
#10 Stirling Four Horsemen (4-5) LW10 - This one could decide if you guys go any further or not. A loss here might set you back too far to come back from.
Next opponent: at #9 Sarajevo Black Hand (5-4)
#11 Munich ManiAx (3-6) LW11 - Psssst. Hey………..ManiAx………I just thought you should know that the Assassins have put a contract out o you guys.
Nice knowing you.
Next opponent: #7 Ares Assassins (6-3)
#12 Ukraine Freight Train (3-6) LW12 - Let’s see how you do in this one before we start talking about the Hot Chick Lounge.
Next opponent: #13 Alexandrovsk Conquerors (2-7)
#13 Alexandrovsk Conquerors (2-7) LW13 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2004/08Brandie/Brandie-42.jpg
Next opponent: at #12 Ukraine Freight Train (3-6)
#14 Vladivostok Voodoo (0-9) LW14 – Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/11Ashley/Ashley-15.jpg
Next opponent: #15 Hollywood TimberWolves (1-8)
#15 Hollywood TimberWolves (1-8) LW15 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/09Nikki/Nikki-06.jpg
Next opponent: at #14 Vladivostok Voodoo (0-9)
#16 Saratov Catrades (0-9) LW16 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/05Kerri/Kerri-03.jpg
Next opponent: at #6 Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps (6-3)
*****WEEK 10 ALPHA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****
So I’ll keep track of my predictions week by week just to see if I am any dam good. In the Game of the Week's (GOW) I'll go up against my old pal, the On Line Magic 8 Ball http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball/
Yes, I really do consult an On Line Magic 8 Ball.
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 1: 5-3 Week 2: 5-3 Week 3: 6-2 Week 4: 5-3 Week 5: 5-3 Week 6: 7-1 Week 7: 7-1 Week 8: 6-2 Week 9: 7-1
Overall: 53-19
SA’s GOW: 5-4
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 3-6
#3 Arkadak Arsenal (7-2) at #1 Short Bus Allstars (9-0) = Short Bus Allstars
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#4 Sofia Spiders (7-2) at #2 Minsk Ninjas (7-2) = Minsk Ninjas
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#10 Stirling Four Horsemen (4-5) at #9 Sarajevo Black Hand (5-4) = Sarajevo Black Hand
Game Rating: 4/6 beers
#5 Buda Pests (7-2) at #8 Old School (6-3) = Buda Pests
Game Rating: 5/6 beers
#7 Ares Assassins (6-3) at #11 Munich ManiAx (3-6) = Ares Assassins
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#13 Alexandrovsk Conquerors (2-7) at #12 Ukraine Freight Train (3-6) = Ukraine Freight Train
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#15 Hollywood TimberWolves (1-8) at #14 Vladivostok Voodoo (0-9) = Vladivostok Voodoo
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#16 Saratov Catrades (0-9) at #6 Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps (6-3) = Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
#3 Arkadak Arsenal (7-2) at #1 Short Bus Allstars (9-0) -
Arsenal vs Allstars!
It’s a battle to find out who is the best team whose name starts with “A”!!!
We all know the word Arsenal is Greek for a light puff pastry dessert, but do we really know what the Allstars are?
Well, according to legend and the US Office of Facts and Shit, the Allstars were once a family that traveled together across the countryside in a 70’s VW Bus singing folk music and pop songs to entertain the masses.
Cool shit, huh?
Now these kiddie rockers will do battle against a delicious light, yet very satisfying, puff pastry dessert in ………………..THUNDER DOME!!!
If the Allstars are to win, they will have to sing their way into the hearts and souls of every red blooded American in Thunder Dome!
If the Arsenal are to win, they will have to rot the teeth of every Allstar there is, you know a child star can’t resist a sweet puff pastry!
Two teams enter!
One team leaves!
That’s how we do it in EE Pro!
Ok Bort, put down the puff pastry and start the sim to this mofo already!!
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the Arsenal beat the Allstars?
8 Ball's answer: Without a doubt.
SA's Pick: Short Bus Allstars
Magic 8 Ball Pick: Arkadak Arsenal
27/48 beers! – This is more like it!
4 major match ups in one huge week!
The Sarajevo Black Hand and the Stirling Four Horsemen battle it out in a race for a playoff spot!
The Buda Pests and Old School go at it in a huge rankings battle!
The Sofia Spiders and the Minsk Ninjas go at each other in a top 4 war!
And the Arkadak Arsenal and the Short Bus Allstars take each other on in the GOW!!
What a great week of matchups after a lack luster one!
GLB is a lot like dating. Sometimes you get dick teased all night, sometimes you get lucky and sometimes you have to pay extra for a midget and a donkey to be involved…………..not that I would know, but you do have to pay extra for that kind of action I’ve been told.
Let’s do this shit!!
Good luck to all the teams in the Alpha!
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****ZETA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week Ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
#1 Stewart Ballers (9-0) LW1 - Well you can take time out to scratch your balls this week, Ballers.
Next opponent: at #15 Odessa Mojo (1-8)
#2 Stryden Blitzkrieg Balls (8-1) LW3 - Well I’ve heard of having a bad case of crabs on your balls, but never a bad case of Spider Pigs. But just shave the hair off of your perfect bodies and use the shampoo twice a day and you guys should be ok.
Next opponent: at #8 Nolah K&B Purple Spider Pigs (4-5)
#3 Vilnius Velociraptors (8-1) LW4 - The Warriors are ready to put the beat down on Vilnius and…………LMAO!!!............I’m sorry, I couldn’t finish saying that with a straight face. I crack myself up sometimes.
Next opponent: at #12 Bucharest Warriors (2-7)
#4 C-Town Hoodlums (8-1) LW2 - Time to comeback and take your loss frustrations out on the Revolution.
Have a good time.
Next opponent: #13 Russian Revolution (2-7)
#5 Portland Niners (6-3) LW5 - Ok, so let’s have a little bet here.
If Portland loses to the blaze, I will have sex with Nicole……or is it Nick?….…
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2004/09Nicole/Nicole-01.jpg
..........please don’t make me do him!
Next opponent: at #10 Belgrade Blaze (3-6)
#6 Chernobyl Aftermath (6-3) LW6 - Go blow your nukes at the GOW this week!
Next opponent: #7 Rome Raiders (5-4)
#7 Rome Raiders (5-4) LW7 - I can’t believe I’m abot to say this, but………..it’s the GOW for you Raiders!!!
Next opponent: at #6 Chernobyl Aftermath (6-3)
#8 Nolah K&B Purple Spider Pigs (4-5) LW9 - Ok Spider Pigs, this is a big game for you guys. If you want to make the playoffs you may just need a win right here.
I’ll hope for the best, but I think I may be smelling bacon tomorrow morning.
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/baconpic.jpg
Next opponent: #2 Stryden Blitzkrieg Balls (8-1)
#9 Buffalo WarZone (4-5) LW8 - This game should get you back to .500.
You guys will need to start picking up a couple of the tougher wins to make the post season fiesta.
Next opponent: #14 Hellas Hoplites (2-7)
#10 Belgrade Blaze (3-6) LW11 - Ok, let’s have a little bet here.
If the Blaze beats Portland, I will go and have great sex with Megan Fox………..
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/00001f.jpg
………..I mean it; I am just crazy enough to do something like that!
Next opponent: #5 Portland Niners (6-3)
#11 Jefferson City Bucks (3-6) LW10 - Ahhhh. A nice refreshing, easy win is just what the Bucks need.
Go crazy on the Cube’ies!!!
Next opponent: at #16 The Cape Town Cubicles (0-9)
#12 Bucharest Warriors (2-7) LW12 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/09Denise/Denise-07.jpg
Next opponent: #3 Vilnius Velociraptors (8-1)
#13 Russian Revolution (2-7) LW13 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2004/05Rachel/Rachel-05.jpg
Next opponent: at #4 C-Town Hoodlums (8-1)
#14 Hellas Hoplites (2-7) LW14 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2004/06Summer/Summer-14.jpg
Next opponent: at #9 Buffalo WarZone (4-5)
#15 Odessa Mojo (1-8) LW15 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2004/07Jamie/Jamie-12.jpg
Next opponent: at #1 Stewart Ballers (9-0)
#16 The Cape Town Cubicles (0-9) LW16 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2004/06Lindsay/Lindsay-07.jpg
Next opponent: #11 Jefferson City Bucks (3-6)
*****WEEK 10 ZETA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 1: 5-3 Week 2: 7-1 Week 3: 7-1 Week 4: 6-2 Week 5: 7-1 Week 6: 6-2 Week 7: 7-1 week 8: 6-2 Week 9: 7-1
Overall: 58-14
SA’s GOW: 7-2
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 4-5
#7 Rome Raiders (5-4) at #6 Chernobyl Aftermath (6-3) = Chernobyl Aftermath
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#2 Stryden Blitzkrieg Balls (8-1) at #8 Nolah K&B Purple Spider Pigs (4-5) = Stryden Blitzkrieg Balls
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#5 Portland Niners (6-3) at #10 Belgrade Blaze (3-6) = Portland Niners
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#13 Russian Revolution (2-7) at #4 C-Town Hoodlums (8-1) = C-Town Hoodlums
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#3 Vilnius Velociraptors (8-1) at #12 Bucharest Warriors (2-7) = Vilnius Velociraptors
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#14 Hellas Hoplites (2-7) at #9 Buffalo WarZone (4-5) = Buffalo WarZone
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#15 Odessa Mojo (1-8) at #1 Stewart Ballers (9-0) = Stewart Ballers
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#11 Jefferson City Bucks (3-6) at #16 The Cape Town Cubicles (0-9) = ]#11 Jefferson City Bucks (3-6)
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
#7 Rome Raiders (5-4) at #6 Chernobyl Aftermath (6-3) -
The Aftermath!!
Rome?
Let’s try that again……..uh-hem……
AFTERMATH!!!
Rome?...........really?.........Rome?
Well stranger shit has happened.
Aftermath!
Rome!
Chernobyl is looking for their next team to nuke!
Rome is looking to reclaim their former glory as rulers of the ancient world!
A win in the GOW will accomplish both teams’ dreams, but only one team can have it!
Aftermath:
No radiation suits allowed!
Raiders:
No Al Davis allowed!
Bort:
No more player nerfing allowed………..oh, and could you sim this bitch, please?
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the Raiders beat the Aftermath?
8 Ball's answer: It is definitely so.
SA's Pick: Chernobyl Aftermath
Magic 8 Ball Pick: Rome Raiders
20/48 beers! – How the hell did we get 20 beers out of a poor week of match ups?!
Oh well, I ain’t gonna’ complain because we’ll be drinking all 20 beers to the GOW this week!
I know what you are thinking; this isn’t the greatest match up in the world. There’s no top 4 team in it, there isn’t two undefeated teams in it.
There is Rome………yes……..Rome.
And they take on the Aftermath in a battle that could help decide which team goes to the playoffs.
Ok, just start drinking and let’s get this over with.
Let’s do this shit!!
Good luck to all the teams in Zeta!
This week I've got a fever....and the only prescription is more Sport's Pages..............or cowbell...............
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ycOp67eLoM
The playoff races are starting to pick up and time is running out!
Each week there are fewer chances for your team to make up from a loss, so the only answer for that is……
………….DON’T FUCK IT UP!!!!!
Follow that sound advice and you should do fine.
Financial News
This week on GLBall Street, there was a lot of interesting activity going down.
Well as announced on the forum, I’m sure everyone is selling their stock they have invested in the Ares Assassins. The Assassins are being liquidated by the holding company of Ima, Gona, Skruyu and Howe. When asked why they were being liquidated the CEO of the Assassins, Seymour Butts, said “The executives raided the equipment fund and took off for the Aegean Isles. They even took all the bail out money the government gave us as bonuses.”
Sad times.
On the upside of Alpha is the Arkadak Arsenal. They’ve been on a 7 win tear and look to be a lock for the playoffs after an 0-2 start. Get as much as you can now while it is still cheap!
In Zeta the team to invest in is the……Rome Raiders?
You heard correct. The Rome raiders have turned things around and gathered up a win here and there to make it to 5-4 and maybe even be invited to the big dance.
And the downside of Zeta is the Buffalo WarZone. After a quick 2-0 start they have gone 2-5 and could cut things close come playoff time. They aren’t out of it, but they are riding the fence pretty close. Might want to ask about selling your stock in them just as a precautionary measure.
***SA’s Player of the Week***
Well last week we honored a HB rushing duo and this week it’s another rushing duo that had a great performance in a great match up.
Stryden HB’s Power RB and Trash Talkin’ cleaned up the Hoodlums with a 272 yard performance that included 2TD’s.
It was their solid running throughout the entire game that helped set up the winning FG’s and helped their team get a win over a very strong C-Town team.
So here’s to you, Power RB and Trash Talkin’………………..
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/GuinnessBeer.jpg
SALUTE!!
Are you ready for the second half of the season?
Is your team ready to make that final push towards the promised land?
Will you ever shut up and just read the Sport’s Page to find out?!.........chuckleheads!!
A little known, but very true fact, is that the title of Jenna Jameson’s first porn movie was………………….
………………….LET’S DO THIS SHIT!!!
You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them.
****ALPHA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
#1 Short Bus Allstars (9-0) LW1 - There’s a little thing called the GOW waiting for you Allstars at THUNDER DOME!!!
Next opponent: #3 Arkadak Arsenal (7-2)
#2 Minsk Ninjas (7-2) LW2 - This will be a tough one for sure. Better make sure you have everything for a big battle like this.
Throwing stars?
Check.
Ninja jock strap?
Check.
Ninja handbook?
Check.
Box of ninja cookies? (In case you get hungry)
Check.
Don’t forget your ninja karate lessons………..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsycNUaN75Y
Next opponent: #4 Sofia Spiders (7-2)
#3 Arkadak Arsenal (7-2) LW3 – I said it once and I’ll say it again……GOW, bitches!!!
Next opponent: at #1 Short Bus Allstars (9-0)
#4 Sofia Spiders (7-2) LW4 - The Ninjas are up next for you Spiders. If I could give you some advice, I would tell you to be like the black widow in this game. Fuck the male spider and then rip his head off.
You can do it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ2HcRl4wSk
Next opponent: at #2 Minsk Ninjas (7-2)
#5 Buda Pests (7-2) LW6 - This is a perfect chance to move up. The Spiders and Ninjas play and the Allstars and Arsenal play each other too. So a win here would definitely put you in a good spot in the top 4.
Next opponent: at #8 Old School (6-3)
#6 Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps (6-3) LW8 - Alright, save the Sea wasps for the big games, maybe send in some honey bees for this one.
Next opponent: #16 Saratov Catrades (0-9)
#7 Ares Assassins (6-3) LW5 - The contract, should you accept it, is on the Munich ManiAx.
You may choose the method of assassination, but preferably something that involves a monkey, three pairs of shoes and a Twinkie.
We like to be creative here at the Sport’s Page.
Next opponent: at #11 Munich ManiAx (3-6)
#8 Old School (6-3) LW7 - Big rankings battle right here!
A win would help separate you from the Black Hand and Stirling and put an even tighter grip on a playoff spot.
Next opponent: #5 Buda Pests (7-2)
#9 Sarajevo Black Hand (5-4) LW9 - A must win right here. Get the win and you are still in it. Lose and you’re on the bubble.
Next opponent: #10 Stirling Four Horsemen (4-5)
#10 Stirling Four Horsemen (4-5) LW10 - This one could decide if you guys go any further or not. A loss here might set you back too far to come back from.
Next opponent: at #9 Sarajevo Black Hand (5-4)
#11 Munich ManiAx (3-6) LW11 - Psssst. Hey………..ManiAx………I just thought you should know that the Assassins have put a contract out o you guys.
Nice knowing you.
Next opponent: #7 Ares Assassins (6-3)
#12 Ukraine Freight Train (3-6) LW12 - Let’s see how you do in this one before we start talking about the Hot Chick Lounge.
Next opponent: #13 Alexandrovsk Conquerors (2-7)
#13 Alexandrovsk Conquerors (2-7) LW13 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2004/08Brandie/Brandie-42.jpg
Next opponent: at #12 Ukraine Freight Train (3-6)
#14 Vladivostok Voodoo (0-9) LW14 – Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/11Ashley/Ashley-15.jpg
Next opponent: #15 Hollywood TimberWolves (1-8)
#15 Hollywood TimberWolves (1-8) LW15 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/09Nikki/Nikki-06.jpg
Next opponent: at #14 Vladivostok Voodoo (0-9)
#16 Saratov Catrades (0-9) LW16 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/05Kerri/Kerri-03.jpg
Next opponent: at #6 Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps (6-3)
*****WEEK 10 ALPHA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****
So I’ll keep track of my predictions week by week just to see if I am any dam good. In the Game of the Week's (GOW) I'll go up against my old pal, the On Line Magic 8 Ball http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball/
Yes, I really do consult an On Line Magic 8 Ball.
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 1: 5-3 Week 2: 5-3 Week 3: 6-2 Week 4: 5-3 Week 5: 5-3 Week 6: 7-1 Week 7: 7-1 Week 8: 6-2 Week 9: 7-1
Overall: 53-19
SA’s GOW: 5-4
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 3-6
#3 Arkadak Arsenal (7-2) at #1 Short Bus Allstars (9-0) = Short Bus Allstars
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#4 Sofia Spiders (7-2) at #2 Minsk Ninjas (7-2) = Minsk Ninjas
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#10 Stirling Four Horsemen (4-5) at #9 Sarajevo Black Hand (5-4) = Sarajevo Black Hand
Game Rating: 4/6 beers
#5 Buda Pests (7-2) at #8 Old School (6-3) = Buda Pests
Game Rating: 5/6 beers
#7 Ares Assassins (6-3) at #11 Munich ManiAx (3-6) = Ares Assassins
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#13 Alexandrovsk Conquerors (2-7) at #12 Ukraine Freight Train (3-6) = Ukraine Freight Train
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#15 Hollywood TimberWolves (1-8) at #14 Vladivostok Voodoo (0-9) = Vladivostok Voodoo
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#16 Saratov Catrades (0-9) at #6 Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps (6-3) = Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
#3 Arkadak Arsenal (7-2) at #1 Short Bus Allstars (9-0) -
Arsenal vs Allstars!
It’s a battle to find out who is the best team whose name starts with “A”!!!
We all know the word Arsenal is Greek for a light puff pastry dessert, but do we really know what the Allstars are?
Well, according to legend and the US Office of Facts and Shit, the Allstars were once a family that traveled together across the countryside in a 70’s VW Bus singing folk music and pop songs to entertain the masses.
Cool shit, huh?
Now these kiddie rockers will do battle against a delicious light, yet very satisfying, puff pastry dessert in ………………..THUNDER DOME!!!
If the Allstars are to win, they will have to sing their way into the hearts and souls of every red blooded American in Thunder Dome!
If the Arsenal are to win, they will have to rot the teeth of every Allstar there is, you know a child star can’t resist a sweet puff pastry!
Two teams enter!
One team leaves!
That’s how we do it in EE Pro!
Ok Bort, put down the puff pastry and start the sim to this mofo already!!
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the Arsenal beat the Allstars?
8 Ball's answer: Without a doubt.
SA's Pick: Short Bus Allstars
Magic 8 Ball Pick: Arkadak Arsenal
27/48 beers! – This is more like it!
4 major match ups in one huge week!
The Sarajevo Black Hand and the Stirling Four Horsemen battle it out in a race for a playoff spot!
The Buda Pests and Old School go at it in a huge rankings battle!
The Sofia Spiders and the Minsk Ninjas go at each other in a top 4 war!
And the Arkadak Arsenal and the Short Bus Allstars take each other on in the GOW!!
What a great week of matchups after a lack luster one!
GLB is a lot like dating. Sometimes you get dick teased all night, sometimes you get lucky and sometimes you have to pay extra for a midget and a donkey to be involved…………..not that I would know, but you do have to pay extra for that kind of action I’ve been told.
Let’s do this shit!!
Good luck to all the teams in the Alpha!
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****ZETA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week Ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
#1 Stewart Ballers (9-0) LW1 - Well you can take time out to scratch your balls this week, Ballers.
Next opponent: at #15 Odessa Mojo (1-8)
#2 Stryden Blitzkrieg Balls (8-1) LW3 - Well I’ve heard of having a bad case of crabs on your balls, but never a bad case of Spider Pigs. But just shave the hair off of your perfect bodies and use the shampoo twice a day and you guys should be ok.
Next opponent: at #8 Nolah K&B Purple Spider Pigs (4-5)
#3 Vilnius Velociraptors (8-1) LW4 - The Warriors are ready to put the beat down on Vilnius and…………LMAO!!!............I’m sorry, I couldn’t finish saying that with a straight face. I crack myself up sometimes.
Next opponent: at #12 Bucharest Warriors (2-7)
#4 C-Town Hoodlums (8-1) LW2 - Time to comeback and take your loss frustrations out on the Revolution.
Have a good time.
Next opponent: #13 Russian Revolution (2-7)
#5 Portland Niners (6-3) LW5 - Ok, so let’s have a little bet here.
If Portland loses to the blaze, I will have sex with Nicole……or is it Nick?….…
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2004/09Nicole/Nicole-01.jpg
..........please don’t make me do him!
Next opponent: at #10 Belgrade Blaze (3-6)
#6 Chernobyl Aftermath (6-3) LW6 - Go blow your nukes at the GOW this week!
Next opponent: #7 Rome Raiders (5-4)
#7 Rome Raiders (5-4) LW7 - I can’t believe I’m abot to say this, but………..it’s the GOW for you Raiders!!!
Next opponent: at #6 Chernobyl Aftermath (6-3)
#8 Nolah K&B Purple Spider Pigs (4-5) LW9 - Ok Spider Pigs, this is a big game for you guys. If you want to make the playoffs you may just need a win right here.
I’ll hope for the best, but I think I may be smelling bacon tomorrow morning.
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/baconpic.jpg
Next opponent: #2 Stryden Blitzkrieg Balls (8-1)
#9 Buffalo WarZone (4-5) LW8 - This game should get you back to .500.
You guys will need to start picking up a couple of the tougher wins to make the post season fiesta.
Next opponent: #14 Hellas Hoplites (2-7)
#10 Belgrade Blaze (3-6) LW11 - Ok, let’s have a little bet here.
If the Blaze beats Portland, I will go and have great sex with Megan Fox………..
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/00001f.jpg
………..I mean it; I am just crazy enough to do something like that!
Next opponent: #5 Portland Niners (6-3)
#11 Jefferson City Bucks (3-6) LW10 - Ahhhh. A nice refreshing, easy win is just what the Bucks need.
Go crazy on the Cube’ies!!!
Next opponent: at #16 The Cape Town Cubicles (0-9)
#12 Bucharest Warriors (2-7) LW12 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/09Denise/Denise-07.jpg
Next opponent: #3 Vilnius Velociraptors (8-1)
#13 Russian Revolution (2-7) LW13 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2004/05Rachel/Rachel-05.jpg
Next opponent: at #4 C-Town Hoodlums (8-1)
#14 Hellas Hoplites (2-7) LW14 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2004/06Summer/Summer-14.jpg
Next opponent: at #9 Buffalo WarZone (4-5)
#15 Odessa Mojo (1-8) LW15 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2004/07Jamie/Jamie-12.jpg
Next opponent: at #1 Stewart Ballers (9-0)
#16 The Cape Town Cubicles (0-9) LW16 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2004/06Lindsay/Lindsay-07.jpg
Next opponent: #11 Jefferson City Bucks (3-6)
*****WEEK 10 ZETA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 1: 5-3 Week 2: 7-1 Week 3: 7-1 Week 4: 6-2 Week 5: 7-1 Week 6: 6-2 Week 7: 7-1 week 8: 6-2 Week 9: 7-1
Overall: 58-14
SA’s GOW: 7-2
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 4-5
#7 Rome Raiders (5-4) at #6 Chernobyl Aftermath (6-3) = Chernobyl Aftermath
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#2 Stryden Blitzkrieg Balls (8-1) at #8 Nolah K&B Purple Spider Pigs (4-5) = Stryden Blitzkrieg Balls
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#5 Portland Niners (6-3) at #10 Belgrade Blaze (3-6) = Portland Niners
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#13 Russian Revolution (2-7) at #4 C-Town Hoodlums (8-1) = C-Town Hoodlums
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#3 Vilnius Velociraptors (8-1) at #12 Bucharest Warriors (2-7) = Vilnius Velociraptors
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#14 Hellas Hoplites (2-7) at #9 Buffalo WarZone (4-5) = Buffalo WarZone
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#15 Odessa Mojo (1-8) at #1 Stewart Ballers (9-0) = Stewart Ballers
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#11 Jefferson City Bucks (3-6) at #16 The Cape Town Cubicles (0-9) = ]#11 Jefferson City Bucks (3-6)
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
#7 Rome Raiders (5-4) at #6 Chernobyl Aftermath (6-3) -
The Aftermath!!
Rome?
Let’s try that again……..uh-hem……
AFTERMATH!!!
Rome?...........really?.........Rome?
Well stranger shit has happened.
Aftermath!
Rome!
Chernobyl is looking for their next team to nuke!
Rome is looking to reclaim their former glory as rulers of the ancient world!
A win in the GOW will accomplish both teams’ dreams, but only one team can have it!
Aftermath:
No radiation suits allowed!
Raiders:
No Al Davis allowed!
Bort:
No more player nerfing allowed………..oh, and could you sim this bitch, please?
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the Raiders beat the Aftermath?
8 Ball's answer: It is definitely so.
SA's Pick: Chernobyl Aftermath
Magic 8 Ball Pick: Rome Raiders
20/48 beers! – How the hell did we get 20 beers out of a poor week of match ups?!
Oh well, I ain’t gonna’ complain because we’ll be drinking all 20 beers to the GOW this week!
I know what you are thinking; this isn’t the greatest match up in the world. There’s no top 4 team in it, there isn’t two undefeated teams in it.
There is Rome………yes……..Rome.
And they take on the Aftermath in a battle that could help decide which team goes to the playoffs.
Ok, just start drinking and let’s get this over with.
Let’s do this shit!!
Good luck to all the teams in Zeta!
