Warrior General Games

Welcome to week 8!
It’s really here! Week 8 is here!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fm_-sW4Vktw
Week 8 in GLB gives you a warm special feelin', very much like the kind of feeling you get when you pitch a tent.
They say that if you can make it to week 8 that food tastes better, flowers smell better, birds sing louder, the whole world is a better place after week 8…………and then you open your eyes and your team is in the Hot Chick Lounge.
It could be worse, you could open your eyes and find yourself in the Hot Guy Lounge……..not that I’ve been there or anything.


Hot Chick Lounge Filling Up Quickly
Three new entries into the Lounge this week!
In Alpha it’s the Vladivostok Voodoo that have been sent packing as they are just way too far behind to make any attempt at a comeback.
In Zeta we have the Bucharest Warriors who just can’t keep up with the big boys of the league and the Hellas Hoplites being sent in because I always like to keep my promises.
If I took a dump right now, these guys would be the corn.
Thanks for playing fellas’.


***SA’s Player of the Week***
This week we honor C-Town QB Ryan "#1 pick" Leaf with the POW.
Leaf went 11/17 for 128 yards and 2 TD passes as he moved the Hoods pass up the Spider Pigs in the fourth quarter to win the game.
So here’s to you, Ryan "#1 pick" Leaf………………..
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/GuinnessBeer.jpg
SALUTE!!


This little piggy went to market.
This little piggy stayed home.
This little piggy had roast beef.
This little piggy had none.
And this little piggy cried………………

………………….LET’S DO THIS SHIT!!!……………..all the way home.


You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them.

****ALPHA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****

LW = Last Week ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched


#1 Short Bus Allstars (7-0) LW1 - Sleepy time…….Zzzzzzzzzzz………..
Next opponent: #15 Hollywood TimberWolves (1-6)

#2 Minsk Ninjas (5-2) LW4 - I got you guys at #2, but with 7 teams all at 5-2 there is no room for error. So grab the win and start hoping that these other teams start losing.
Next opponent: at #11 Ukraine Freight Train (2-5)

#3 Arkadak Arsenal (5-2) LW5 – Get your asses to the GOW for some good old fashioned, clean and wholesome family fun!
Next opponent: at #4 Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps (5-2)

#4 Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps (5-2) LW6 -
GOW! GOW! GOW!
GO! GO! GO!
NOW! NOW! NOW!
Next opponent: #3 Arkadak Arsenal (5-2)

#5 Sofia Spiders (5-2) LW7 - Finally a little R&R. Maybe this would be a good time for you guys to go to a spa and get your backs waxing or a nice anal bleaching.
Enjoy it while you can.
Next opponent: at #14 Vladivostok Voodoo (0-7)

#6 Ares Assassins (5-2) LW8 - Is that a free win I smell?
Ooops….no, that was me…..I farted.
But you still get a win.
Next opponent: at #16 Saratov Catrades (0-7)

#7 Buda Pests (5-2) LW3 - You guys are in the middle of the 5-2 log jam between you and 6 other Alpha teams. The best way that I have found to clear up a log jam is to just keep winning or taking some Ex-Lax in the morning.
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Next opponent: at #9 Sarajevo Black Hand (4-3)

#8 Old School (5-2) LW2 - Nothing like playing a terrible team after losing a close one to a good team to soothe your woes.
Class is now in session!
Next opponent: #13 Alexandrovsk Conquerors (2-5)

#9 Sarajevo Black Hand (4-3) LW9 - Come on Black Hand! Wipe your palms off and get the much needed win here! If you get too far behind the season could be over and done very soon.
Next opponent: #7 Buda Pests (5-2)

#10 Stirling Four Horsemen (4-3) LW10 - Can't afford to drop any further, there are 10 teams that are competing for 8 spots and you guys need to make sure you are one of them.
If you don't get things straightened out soon, you guys are going from these horses...........
http://www.cavellier.org/History/jpegs/FourHorsemen.jpg
....to this........
http://www.sell4less4u.com/Horse_urine_and_waste_odor_remover/Pictures/FunnyHorse%5B1%5D.jpg
Next opponent: at #12 Munich ManiAx (2-5)

#11 Ukraine Freight Train (2-5) LW11 - What is this freight train hauling?
Losses.
Lots and lots of losses.
Next opponent: #2 Minsk Ninjas (5-2)

#12 Munich ManiAx (2-5) LW12 - Let’s try to regain some respectability by beating the Four Horsemen instead of beating yourselves………….although beating yourself can make for a very fun weekend.
Next opponent: #10 Stirling Four Horsemen (4-3)

#13 Alexandrovsk Conquerors (2-5) LW13 - Time is running out on the Conquerors. So far the Conquerors have only conquered Saratov and Vladivostok.
Saratov and Vladivostok.
That’s right, Saratov and Vladivostok.
Oy.
Next opponent: at #8 Old School (5-2)

#14 Vladivostok Voodoo (0-7) LW14 - Sorry Voodoo, but the effort against Alexandrovsk was too little, too late. And with the Spiders and the Pests up next, you should be looking at 0-9 and that is where I draw the line. We have some lovely parting gifts for you though.
Thanks for playing.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2004/09Amanda/Amanda-44.jpg
Next opponent: #5 Sofia Spiders (5-2)

#15 Hollywood TimberWolves (1-6) LW15 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2004/09Nicole/Nicole-01.jpg
Next opponent: at #1 Short Bus Allstars (7-0)

#16 Saratov Catrades (0-7) LW16 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2004/12Kandyce/Kandyce-01.jpg
Next opponent: #6 Ares Assassins (5-2)



*****WEEK 8 ALPHA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****

So I’ll keep track of my predictions week by week just to see if I am any dam good. In the Game of the Week's (GOW) I'll go up against my old pal, the On Line Magic 8 Ball http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball/
Yes, I really do consult an On Line Magic 8 Ball.

Here's my prediction record week by week.

Week 1: 5-3 Week 2: 5-3 Week 3: 6-2 Week 4: 5-3 Week 5: 5-3 Week 6: 7-1 Week 7: 7-1

Overall: 40-16
SA’s GOW: 4-3
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 2-5

#6 Ares Assassins (5-2) at #16 Saratov Catrades (0-7) = Ares Assassins
Game Rating: 1/6 beers

#3 Arkadak Arsenal (5-2) at #4 Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps (5-2) = Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps
Game Rating: 6/6 beers

#7 Buda Pests (5-2) at #9 Sarajevo Black Hand (4-3) = Buda Pests
Game Rating: 2/6 beers

#10 Stirling Four Horsemen (4-3) at #12 Munich ManiAx (2-5) = Stirling Four Horsemen
Game Rating: 3/6 beers

#2 Minsk Ninjas (5-2) at #11 Ukraine Freight Train (2-5) = Minsk Ninjas
Game Rating: 2/6 beers

#13 Alexandrovsk Conquerors (2-5) at #8 Old School (5-2) = Old School
Game Rating: 2/6 beers

#5 Sofia Spiders (5-2) at #14 Vladivostok Voodoo (0-7) = Sofia Spiders
Game Rating: 2/6 beers

#15 Hollywood TimberWolves (1-6) at #1 Short Bus Allstars (7-0) = Short Bus Allstars
Game Rating: 1/6 beers


*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
#3 Arkadak Arsenal (5-2) at #4 Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps (5-2) -
The Sea Wasps were a legendary mythological creature that once roamed the oceans and were the ultimate predator in pre-historic times.
The Arsenal is a Mexican word that means, a light chicken gravy.
Fearsome and delicious.
There is no rivalry that is more fierce in the world of mother nature than the one between the pre-historic mythological sea monster and a light chicken gravy!
Two top 4 teams battle it out in Thunder Dome tonight!
The rankings are at stake!
The pride is at stake!
The special at the Thunder Dome concession stand is a steak!
Two teams enter!
One team leaves!
It’s that fucking simple, chuckleheads.
Let’s go Bort! Get this party started!
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the Arsenal beat the Sea Wasps?
8 Ball's answer: You may rely on it.
SA's Pick: Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps
Magic 8 Ball Pick: Arkadak Arsenal

19/48 beers! – Sometimes the good people at GLB just need to take a break and this week must be it.
Only 1 match up that I would even consider drinking 19 beers to and that one is the GOW between the Arsenal and the Sea Wasps.
So clear your schedule, sit in the easy chair at your computer in your undies, pop open a fresh beer bright and early and enjoy the games…..uh, I mean GAME.

Let’s do this shit!!


Good luck to all the teams in the Alpha!

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****ZETA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****

LW = Last Week Ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched


#1 Stewart Ballers (7-0) LW1 - Finally the Ballers get a break. That gives you guys plenty of time to catch up on porn surfing.
Enjoy yourselves.
Next opponent: #13 Hellas Hoplites (2-5)

#2 C-Town Hoodlums (7-0) LW2 - Getting a win here could really put the bucks dreams of a playoff spot in jeopardy.
Oh what fun this game can be.
Next opponent: #8 Jefferson City Bucks (3-4)

#3 Stryden Blitzkrieg Balls (6-1) LW4 - Time to go back to the GOW!!
Next opponent: at #6 Chernobyl Aftermath (5-2)

#4 Vilnius Velociraptors (6-1) LW3 - The Vilnius recipe for a win?
1 cup run game
1 cup passing game
1 cup defense
½ cup of sugar
Bake for 35 minutes at 350 degrees.
Sprinkle the top with love and serve.
Next opponent: at #12 Belgrade Blaze (2-5)

#5 Portland Niners (5-2) LW5 - 5-2 + Mojo = 6-2.
Next opponent: at #15 Odessa Mojo (0-7)

#6 Chernobyl Aftermath (5-2) LW6 - GOW time!!!
Next opponent: #3 Stryden Blitzkrieg Balls (6-1)

#7 Buffalo WarZone (4-3) LW7 - A W here puts some breathing room between you and the teams below you. At least you won’t have to worry about some team sneaking up on you and taking away your post season invite.
Next opponent: #11 Rome Raiders (3-4)

#8 Jefferson City Bucks (3-4) LW8 - Don’t look now, but the Bucks are 3-4 and in 8th place! The playoffs are still possible as long as you keep winning and………..oh wait, C-Town is next. Maybe start that winning thing next game.
Next opponent: at #2 C-Town Hoodlums (7-0)

#9 Rome Raiders (3-4) LW11 - 3-4?
Are you guys trying to be respectable?
I thought not. The WarZone will make sure you don’t.
Next opponent: at #7 Buffalo WarZone (4-3)

#10 Nolah K&B Purple Spider Pigs (2-5) LW10 - Ahhhhh, don’t you just love coming back from the bathroom and find your free win waiting for you?
*** Shameless Movie Trivia ***
What movie was that line from?
Free tickets to Collapse of the World Economy; the Musical, to the first 10 callers!
Next opponent: at #16 The Cape Town Cubicles (0-7)

#11 Russian Revolution (2-5) LW9 - Here’s a chance to get a win and spread the word of revolution to the masses in Bucharest.
The Revolution is not dead……………..yet.
Next opponent: at #14 Bucharest Warriors (1-5)

#12 Belgrade Blaze (2-5) LW12 - It just isn’t looking good from here. The Velociraptors are pretty damned good.
Are you sure you still want to stick out the rest of the season.
Just think of what awaits you in the Hot Chick Lounge.
A cozy booth with alcoholic refreshments served by fine, upstanding God fearing trashy women, Foosball, cable TV, a fine 3 star lunch and dinner menu that includes dessert and a brunch served every Tuesday, a juke box with all your favorite sounds of the 70’s hits, trashy women, karaoke every Wednesday night, trashy ladies night every Thursday night, bukkake night every Friday night, 2 for 1 burgers every Monday night (with your choice of fries or salad) and trashy women dancing and taking off their clothes on stage all for the pleasure of a $1 bill being thrown at them.
Ah, bliss.
Now look at what awaits you, should you NOT take up my offer of the Hot Chick Lounge.
Losses.
A lot of them.
Many, many, many, many heart breaking losses.
I’ll let you put it to a team vote and discuss it amongst yourselves, then get back to me.
But hurry, this offer won’t last long.
Next opponent: #4 Vilnius Velociraptors (6-1)

#13 Hellas Hoplites (2-5) LW14 - Well you asked for it and you got it!
It’s the Hot Chick Lounge for the hoplites!
Fun, beer, trashy women and a miniature golf course out back!
Plus we have some nice parting gifts for you, like “GLB: The Board Game” and Pong, by Atari. You guys will have hours and hours of fun playing Pong!!
Watch that dot go back and forth and back and forth and back and forth and back and forth and………….
Thanks for playing.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2004/03Katie/Katie-20.jpg
Next opponent: at #1 Stewart Ballers (7-0)

#14 Bucharest Warriors (1-6) LW13 - 1-6 and no end of the losses in sight. It’s time for the Warriors to say goodnight and start thinking about next season.
Enjoy the stay in the Hot Chick Lounge and try not to make a mess.
Thanks for playing.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2004/11Tracy/Tracy-26.jpg
Next opponent: #9 Russian Revolution (2-5)

#15 Odessa Mojo (0-7) LW15 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2004/10Naomi/Naomi-44.jpg
Next opponent: #5 Portland Niners (5-2)

#16 The Cape Town Cubicles (0-7) LW16 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2004/10Lisa/Lisa-27.jpg
Next opponent: #10 Nolah K&B Purple Spider Pigs (2-5)


*****WEEK 8 ZETA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****

Here's my prediction record week by week.

Week 1: 5-3 Week 2: 7-1 Week 3: 7-1 Week 4: 6-2 Week 5: 7-1 Week 6: 6-2 Week 7: 7-1

Overall: 45-11
SA’s GOW: 6-1
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 3-4


#3 Stryden Blitzkrieg Balls (6-1) at #6 Chernobyl Aftermath (5-2) = Stryden Blitzkrieg Balls
Game Rating: 6/6 beers

#8 Jefferson City Bucks (3-4) at #2 C-Town Hoodlums (7-0) = C-Town Hoodlums
Game Rating: 3/6 beers

#11 Rome Raiders (3-4) at #7 Buffalo WarZone (4-3) = Buffalo WarZone
Game Rating: 3/6 beers

#4 Vilnius Velociraptors (6-1) at #12 Belgrade Blaze (2-5) = Vilnius Velociraptors
Game Rating: 2/6 beers

#5 Portland Niners (5-2) at #15 Odessa Mojo (0-7) = Portland Niners
Game Rating: 2/6 beers

#10 Nolah K&B Purple Spider Pigs (2-5) at #16 The Cape Town Cubicles (0-7) = Nolah K&B Purple Spider Pigs
Game Rating: 1/6 beers

#9 Russian Revolution (2-5) at #14 Bucharest Warriors (2-5) = Russian Revolution
Game Rating: 2/6 beers

#13 Hellas Hoplites (2-5) at #1 Stewart Ballers (7-0) = Stewart Ballers
Game Rating: 2/6 beers


*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
#3 Stryden Blitzkrieg Balls (6-1) at #6 Chernobyl Aftermath (5-2) -
A huge rankings war is about to begin in this one!
The Blitzkrieg will try to destroy Chernobyl just like they tried to in a little thing that happened 70 years ago called WW2!
The Blitzkrieg will invade, enslave and try to eradicate you from the face of the Earth in labor/death camps.
The Russians will attack, persecute and try to eliminate you from the face of the Earth in prison camps in Siberia.
This is one of the very few times that I’m glad I’m not Jewish!
It’s time for WW3!
So break out the tanks and the nukes and let the good times roll!
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the Blitzkrieg Balls beat the Aftermath?
8 Ball's answer: Yes.
SA's Pick: Stryden Blitzkrieg Balls
Magic 8 Ball Pick: Stryden Blitzkrieg Balls

21/48 beers! – It’s a slow week in GLB’ville.
But thank the Lords holy nuts that we got the GOW to save us!!
Stryden and Chernobyl are set to destroy the world if they have to in order to get the win!
So Tuesday morning go out and get the grill set up, put out your lawn chair and watch the two teams go at it with tanks, nukes, chemical weapons and napalm, it should be better than fireworks.
GLB is ready to have the entire world thrust into war and destruction so we can have one good match up this week.
Thank you Bort.

Let’s do this shit!!


Good luck to all the teams in Zeta!

yay porn!

I like Lisa .. too bad we got those 2 wins. We were so close to her!

Great Work as always,

Don't take this the wrong way - love your work, but are you trying to slip one by us this week: http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2004/09Nicole/Nicole-01.jpg - that's Nickolas and not Nicole....

Sorry SA

Originally posted by dlux67
Don't take this the wrong way - love your work, but are you trying to slip one by us this week: http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2004/09Nicole/Nicole-01.jpg - that's Nickolas and not Nicole....

exactly what I thought!

Originally posted by dlux67
Don't take this the wrong way - love your work, but are you trying to slip one by us this week: http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2004/09Nicole/Nicole-01.jpg - that's Nickolas and not Nicole....

well played sir!

Cmon, alton carricker was CLEARLY player of the week 5 td passes and 400 yards vs the 2nd ranked team in alpha?

Originally posted by seanb1979
Cmon, alton carricker was CLEARLY player of the week 5 td passes and 400 yards vs the 2nd ranked team in alpha?

I think he just felt sorry for The Hood