Welcome to week 6!
Time to get you guys pumped up for more exciting GLB action!
So I slept with Fergie to get the Black Eyed Peas to come and perform for you guys. (The things I put myself through to entertain the faithful Sport's Page readers)
I’ve re-written the song to fit our style in EEPro (I'm pretty sure I got all the team names into the song), some lyrics have been changed to protect the innocent.
Ladies and gentlemen, the Black Eyed Peas!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rI0W6J3oyLA
Originally posted by Straight out of SA’s iPod
I Got a Feelin'......(EEPro will have a good night......)
I got a feelin’,
That tonight’s gonna’ be a good time!
That tonight’s gonna’ be a good night!
That tonight’s gonna’ be a good, good night!
I got a feelin’,
That tonight’s gonna’ be a good time!
That tonight’s gonna’ be a good night!
That tonight’s gonna’ be a good, good night!
I got a feelin’, (woo hoo)
That week 6 is gonna’ be a good time!
That the WarZone will have a good night!
That the Spiders will have a good, good night!
I got a feelin’, (woo hoo)
That week 6 is gonna’ be a good time!
That the Sea Wasps will have a good night!
That the Black Hand will have a good, good night!
Big fight this night
in Vilnius!
Chernobyl’s cruisin’,
let’s nuke’em up!
We’ll play some smash mouth,
Like Old School does!
Go out and win one,
Like Stewart…Ballers!
I know we all love dotball,
The Freight Train, C-Town
And Blitzkrieg Balls!
The Pests gonna’ step out,
And the Bucks are gonna’ go
and beat up on teams
like Hellas and Mojo
Which team is done?
Saratov!
Look at the Ninjas,
they’re taking…off!
And in Cape Town,
They’ve been shut down!
Beat Hollywood
and we won’t see them again.
Let's Do it, let’s do it, let’s do it, let’s do it
and do it and do it
and do it and live it up
and do it, and do it, do it
do it, do it, and do it
and do it and do it and do it
and do it and do it and do it
‘cause I got a feeling, (wooh hoo)
That week 6 is gonna’ be a good time!
That the Warriors will have a good night!
That the Assassins will have a good, good night!
I got a feelin’, (wooh hoo)
That week 6 is gonna’ be a good time!
That the Blaze is gonna’ have a good night!
That week 6 is gonna’ be a good, good time!
Tonight’s the night,
Get AI’s up!
I got my flex points,
boost players up!
Go out and smash’em,
Like Aresenal!
Do like Nolaha
And set it…off!
Whose time is up? (Drink)
Alexandrovsk! (Lahyme)
The Short Bus Allstars, (move it, move it)
still number….one!
The Revolution,
Will turn around!
Rome’s gonna’ lose,
and then they do it again.
Let's Do it and do it and do it
and do it and do it
and do it and do it and live it up
and do it, do it
do it, do it, and do it
and do it and do it and do it
and do it and do it
Easy win,
We all know,
In Vladistok-stok-stok-stok!
Easy come,
easy go,
Portland’s on top-top-top-top!
Feel the shock,
Four Horsemen rock,
they never stop-stop-stop-stop!
Round and round
up and down
around the clock-clock-clock-clock
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday
Friday, Saturday, GLB ‘til Sunday
we keep keep keep keep going up,
we know what we say,
GLB everyday,
G-G-G-GLB everyday.
got a feeling (woo hoo)
that tonights gonna be a good night
that tonights gonna be a good night
that tonights gonna be a good good night (woo hoo)
got a feeling (woo hoo)
that tonights gonna be a good night
that tonights gonna be a good night
that tonights gonna be a good good night (woo hoo)
That’s just how the Sport’s Page rolls in EEPro, chuckleheads! (I hope Fergie didn't give me crabs)
Go out there and represent!
If that didn’t get you excited for GLB, there is a slight chance that you could be very extremely gay.
Going Down?
The Odessa Mojo are the newest members of the Hot Chick Lounge.
They just won’t be able to withstand the beatings that teams will be giving them the rest of the way.
So to save them from such horror, I have paced them in the protective custody of the hot chicks in the Hot Chick Lounge.
Enjoy the stay, Mojo.
***SA’s Player of the Week***
The POW this week goes to the QB of the Buffalo WarZone, Joe Kemp!
His numbers weren’t the greatest, but his 2 TD passes was all the scoring the WarZone needed to get past the Jefferson City Bucks in a 14-13 come from behind, last minute victory!
So here’s to you, Joe Kemp ………………..
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/GuinnessBeer.jpg
SALUTE!!
Will we have a new #1 in Alpha?
Will there be a new team to enter the Hot chick Lounge?
If you want to find out, why not just quit with all the questions and start reading the Sport's Page, chuckleheads!
German: Wollen wir diese Scheiße tun
Spanish: Vaya a hacer esta mierda
Hebrew: בוא נעשה את זה חרא
French: Faisons cette merde
Russian: давайте делать это дерьмо
Japanese: のこのたわごとをさせる
Chinese: 让我们做这狗屎
No matter what language, it still means…………..
………………….LET’S DO THIS SHIT!!!
You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them.
****ALPHA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
#1 Short Bus Allstars (5-0) LW1 - Take the bus to the GOW!
Next opponent: #3 Sofia Spiders (4-1)
#2 Old School (4-1) LW2 - The Freight Train is up next and school is in session!
You’ve been beating up on teams all season long, so don’t let up or it will be detention for you.
Next opponent: at #11 Ukraine Freight Train (2-3)
#3 Sofia Spiders (4-1) LW4 - Time to play in the GOW this week!
Next opponent: at #1 Short Bus Allstars (5-0)
#4 Ares Assassins (4-1) LW6 - With three other teams at 4-1 in this conference, you need to keep winning to pull away from the others.
Time to put a hit down on the Asenal.
Next opponent: #7 Arkadak Arsenal (3-2)
#5 Buda Pests (4-1) LW7 - These Pests aren’t just your normal everyday pest, like a house fly……….
http://images.clipartof.com/small/42544-Clipart-Illustration-Of-A-Drooling-House-Fly-Hanging-Its-Tongue-Out.jpg
……I think these Pests are more like a Superfly………..
http://reachwca.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/super-fly-tnt-2-poster.jpg
Next opponent: at #12 Munich ManiAx (1-4)
#6 Minsk Ninjas (3-2) LW11 - Make sure you packed everything for your win in Vladvostok.
Black ninja suit? Check.
Katana sword? Check.
Sai daggers? Cgheck.
Throwing stars? Check.
Don’t forget to do a little Ninja training when you get there.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsI1mczRHKE
Next opponent: at #14 Vladivostok Voodoo (0-5)
#7 Arkadak Arsenal (3-2) LW9 – Three wins in a row after losing your first two games of the season, nice turn around.
But up next is a very tough Ares team that you will need to get a W over to keep ahead of the rest of the playoff hopefuls.
Next opponent: at #4 Ares Assassins (4-1)
#8 Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps (3-2) LW3 - That last loss just goes to show how much competition there really is up here. You knock out the #1 and then get knocked out yourselves.
But thank God that the TimberWolves are up next for a little needed R&R.
Have fun.
Next opponent: #15 Hollywood TimberWolves (1-4)
#9 Sarajevo Black Hand (3-2) LW5 - Ok, let’s get this thing turned around. 3 wins, then two losses, I hope this isn’t a preview of the rest of the season.
The Conquerors haven’t fared well so far this season, so it may be a good time to get headed back in the right direction.
Next opponent: #13 Alexandrovsk Conquerors (1-4)
#10 Stirling Four Horsemen (3-2) LW8 - Win #4 is being served on a silver platter with a side of fries and a beverage for free with no game planning whatsoever.
De-lish!
Next opponent: at #16 Saratov Catrades (0-5)
#11 Ukraine Freight Train (2-3) LW10 - I think we need to distract Old School so we can get a win over them.
Yes, a distraction is just what we need and I think it will work too.
But what can we do to distract them?
I know! Quick Numone, kiss me!
That should distract them.
Next opponent: #2 Old School (4-1)
#12 Munich ManiAx (1-4) LW12 - We really need to start winning now if we want in on that post season fiesta and I know the ManiAx’s hate missing a good party.
Next opponent: #5 Buda Pests (4-1)
#13 Alexandrovsk Conquerors (1-4) LW13 - I think it’s time to take some ex-lax and get the shit out.
In other words, gut.
Next opponent: at #9 Sarajevo Black Hand (3-2)
#14 Vladivostok Voodoo (0-5) LW14 - You guys could be 0-8 before you get your first win.
If you want to avoid the Hot Chick Lounge, you need to at least act like your trying to win.
Next opponent: #6 Minsk Ninjas (3-2)
#15 Hollywood TimberWolves (1-4) LW16 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/06Miranda/Miranda-31.jpg
Next opponent: at #8 Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps (3-2)
#16 Saratov Catrades (0-5) LW15 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/07Lena/Lena-24.jpg
Next opponent: #10 Stirling Four Horsemen (3-2)
*****WEEK 6 ALPHA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****
So I’ll keep track of my predictions week by week just to see if I am any dam good. In the Game of the Week's (GOW) I'll go up against my old pal, the On Line Magic 8 Ball http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball/
Yes, I really do consult an On Line Magic 8 Ball.
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 1: 5-3 Week 2: 5-3 Week 3: 6-2 Week 4: 5-3 Week 5: 5-3
Overall: 26-14
SA’s GOW: 2-3
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 2-3
#3 Sofia Spiders (4-1) at #1 Short Bus Allstars (5-0) = Short Bus Allstars
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#7 Arkadak Arsenal (3-2) at #4 Ares Assassins (4-1) = Ares Assassins
Game Rating: 4/6 beers
#5 Buda Pests (4-1) at #12 Munich ManiAx (1-4) = Buda Pests
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#2 Old School (4-1) at #11 Ukraine Freight Train (2-3) = Old School
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#6 Minsk Ninjas (3-2) at #14 Vladivostok Voodoo (0-5) = Minsk Ninjas
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#15 Hollywood TimberWolves (1-4) at #8 Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps (3-2) = Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#13 Alexandrovsk Conquerors (1-4) at #9 Sarajevo Black Hand (3-2) = Sarajevo Black Hand
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#10 Stirling Four Horsemen (3-2) at #16 Saratov Catrades (0-5) = Stirling Four Horsemen
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
#3 Sofia Spiders (4-1) at #1 Short Bus Allstars (5-0) -
This one is going to Thunder Dome!
Spiders vs Allstars ina huge game this week!
Spiders are eight legged icky bugs that should be avoided at all costs!
Allstars are usually great at what they do, but these guys ride a short bus. So they are prolly great at drooling on themselves, hitting themselves on the head with a lunch pail or singing Kumbaya out of key.
Let’s get this one going and sim this bitch. Bort!
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the Spiders beat the Allstars?
8 Ball's answer: Signs point to yes.
SA's Pick: Short Bus Allstars
Magic 8 Ball Pick: Sofia Spiders
21/48 beers! – Two good match ups this week in Alpha!
The Arsenal are trying to avoid the hit the Assassins have put out on them and move up in the ranks!
The GOW has the #3 Sofia Spiders taking on the #1 Short Bus Allstars in a game that could have us crowning a new #1 team next week!
What more could you ask for?
An extra hot chick pic?
Well usually I hate to demean and exploit women like that, but you got it!!
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/crazy-hot-college-teen-amateur-4.jpg?t=1266520604
Let’s do this shit!!
Good luck to all the teams in the Alpha!
____________________________________________________________________________
****ZETA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week Ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
#1 Stewart Ballers (5-0) LW1 - I see another week at #1 for you.
So I’m going to set the alarm and you guys wake me when some real talent comes to town…….Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz………………
Next opponent: #11 Rome Raiders (2-3)
#2 C-Town Hoodlums (5-0) LW2 - The Hoodlums will give Cape Town a swift kick to the cubicles. Ouch!
Next opponent: at #16 The Cape Town Cubicles (0-5)
#3 Vilnius Velociraptors (5-0) LW3 - From 5-0 to 6-0, ain’t it cool?
Next opponent: at #15 Odessa Mojo (0-5)
#4 Stryden Blitzkrieg Balls (4-1) LW4 - You can blitz all the balls you want to in the GOW!
Next opponent: at #7 Buffalo WarZone (3-2)
#5 Portland Niners (3-2) LW5 - Hellas and Cape Town up next?
That can mean only one thing……….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RHTiXvELNg
………………VACATION!!!
Well, not much of a vacation staying in Portland, but you get to save some wear and tear on the brain from not having to game plan.
Enjoy.
Next opponent: #14 Hellas Hoplites (1-4)
#6 Chernobyl Aftermath (3-2) LW6 - The secret to beating the Pigs?
Pre heat your oven to 350.
Then you want to use a marinade, maybe one with a fruit juice base.
Stuff an apple in its mouth and set in your oven at 350 for three hours.
Serve with a red wine and a nice mushroom risotto.
Enjoy.
Next opponent: #8 Nolah K&B Purple Spider Pigs (2-3)
#7 Buffalo WarZone (3-2) LW7 - The WarZone goes to the GOW Zone!
Next opponent: #4 Stryden Blitzkrieg Balls (4-1)
#8 Nolah K&B Purple Spider Pigs (2-3) LW10 - That makes two.
We have two.
That’s two wins in a row.
Do I hear three?
Can I get a third win in a row?
Going once…..
Going twice……
Next opponent: at #6 Chernobyl Aftermath (3-2)
#9 Jefferson City Bucks (2-3) LW8 - This could be the win to get you back to .500 and fighting for a playoff spot.
Might as well go for it, what else have you got to do after game 16?
Next opponent: at #13 Bucharest Warriors (1-4)
#10 Russian Revolution (2-3) LW9 - You’ve killed the weaker teams you’ve faced, but to win a playoff spot you need to start beating better teams and the Blaze is a fine start to getting into the race before the Revolution fails.
Next opponent: at #12 Belgrade Blaze (1-4)
#11 Rome Raiders (2-3) LW11 - And the one game win streak comes to an end this week.
Next opponent: at #1 Stewart Ballers (5-0)
#12 Belgrade Blaze (1-4) LW12 - Here’s the perfect opportunity to get a win and start heading towards a trail that leads to the playoffs, but first you need to start winning.
Next opponent: #10 Russian Revolution (2-3)
#13 Bucharest Warriors (1-4) LW13 - Sooner or later you guys have to get on a win streak, right?
Well……maybe not.
Next opponent: #9 Jefferson City Bucks (2-3)
#14 Hellas Hoplites (1-4) LW15 - It must feel kind of weird to put the weekly [X] in the win column instead of the loss column.
Maybe next week you can get back to losing.
Next opponent: at #5 Portland Niners (3-2)
#15 Odessa Mojo (0-5) LW14 - Well that did it. I think it’s about time you guys pack it in. No need to explain why, I’m sure you know the reason you are going to the Hot Chick Lounge.
Thanks for playing.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/12Wendy/Wendy-34.jpg
Next opponent: #3 Vilnius Velociraptors (5-0)
#16 The Cape Town Cubicles (0-5) LW16 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/09Rachel/Rachel-02.jpg
Next opponent: #2 C-Town Hoodlums (5-0)
*****WEEK 6 ZETA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 1: 5-3 Week 2: 7-1 Week 3: 7-1 Week 4: 6-2 Week 5: 7-1
Overall: 32-8
SA’s GOW: 4-1
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 2-3
#4 Stryden Blitzkrieg Balls (4-1) at #7 Buffalo WarZone (3-2) = Stryden Blitzkrieg Balls
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#8 Nolah K&B Purple Spider Pigs (2-3) at #6 Chernobyl Aftermath (3-2) = Nolah K&B Purple Spider Pigs
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#11 Rome Raiders (2-3) at #1 Stewart Ballers (5-0) = Stewart Ballers
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#10 Russian Revolution (2-3) at #12 Belgrade Blaze (1-4) = Russian Revolution
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#9 Jefferson City Bucks (2-3) at #13 Bucharest Warriors (1-4) = Jefferson City Bucks
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#14 Hellas Hoplites (1-4) at #5 Portland Niners (3-2) = Portland Niners
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#3 Vilnius Velociraptors (5-0) at #15 Odessa Mojo (0-5) = Vilnius Velociraptors
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#2 C-Town Hoodlums (5-0) at #16 The Cape Town Cubicles (0-5) = C-Town Hoodlums
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
#4 Stryden Blitzkrieg Balls (4-1) at #7 Buffalo WarZone (3-2) -
Stryden vs Buffalo in the Zeta GOW this week!
One team loves to blitz balls!
The other is a zone of war!
Two great teams collide in this weeks GOW!
Buffalo:
No kicking, biting or pulling hair!
Stryden:
No eye poking, no tattle tailing and no blitzing of the balls………..wait a sec, that is what you guys do though.
Ok, ball blitzing is allowed, but not the follow up fish hooking of the anus. Geez you guys are vicious.
Good luck chuckleheads!
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the Blitzkrieg Balls beat the WarZone?
8 Ball's answer: My sources say no.
SA's Pick: Stryden Blitzkrieg Balls
Magic 8 Ball Pick: Buffalo WarZone
18/48 beers! – Well every now and then a week like this happens. The better teams get matched up with the real crap teams and we don’t get the full amount of beer satisfaction from GLB.
But at least there is one match up that we can drink all 18 beers to that will help us forget about such a crap week.
The GOW has the Blitzkrieg Balls going after the WarZone.
After watching this game, please return to your regularly scheduled programming.
Let’s do this shit!!
Good luck to all the teams in Zeta!
Time to get you guys pumped up for more exciting GLB action!
So I slept with Fergie to get the Black Eyed Peas to come and perform for you guys. (The things I put myself through to entertain the faithful Sport's Page readers)
I’ve re-written the song to fit our style in EEPro (I'm pretty sure I got all the team names into the song), some lyrics have been changed to protect the innocent.
Ladies and gentlemen, the Black Eyed Peas!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rI0W6J3oyLA
Originally posted by Straight out of SA’s iPod
I Got a Feelin'......(EEPro will have a good night......)
I got a feelin’,
That tonight’s gonna’ be a good time!
That tonight’s gonna’ be a good night!
That tonight’s gonna’ be a good, good night!
I got a feelin’,
That tonight’s gonna’ be a good time!
That tonight’s gonna’ be a good night!
That tonight’s gonna’ be a good, good night!
I got a feelin’, (woo hoo)
That week 6 is gonna’ be a good time!
That the WarZone will have a good night!
That the Spiders will have a good, good night!
I got a feelin’, (woo hoo)
That week 6 is gonna’ be a good time!
That the Sea Wasps will have a good night!
That the Black Hand will have a good, good night!
Big fight this night
in Vilnius!
Chernobyl’s cruisin’,
let’s nuke’em up!
We’ll play some smash mouth,
Like Old School does!
Go out and win one,
Like Stewart…Ballers!
I know we all love dotball,
The Freight Train, C-Town
And Blitzkrieg Balls!
The Pests gonna’ step out,
And the Bucks are gonna’ go
and beat up on teams
like Hellas and Mojo
Which team is done?
Saratov!
Look at the Ninjas,
they’re taking…off!
And in Cape Town,
They’ve been shut down!
Beat Hollywood
and we won’t see them again.
Let's Do it, let’s do it, let’s do it, let’s do it
and do it and do it
and do it and live it up
and do it, and do it, do it
do it, do it, and do it
and do it and do it and do it
and do it and do it and do it
‘cause I got a feeling, (wooh hoo)
That week 6 is gonna’ be a good time!
That the Warriors will have a good night!
That the Assassins will have a good, good night!
I got a feelin’, (wooh hoo)
That week 6 is gonna’ be a good time!
That the Blaze is gonna’ have a good night!
That week 6 is gonna’ be a good, good time!
Tonight’s the night,
Get AI’s up!
I got my flex points,
boost players up!
Go out and smash’em,
Like Aresenal!
Do like Nolaha
And set it…off!
Whose time is up? (Drink)
Alexandrovsk! (Lahyme)
The Short Bus Allstars, (move it, move it)
still number….one!
The Revolution,
Will turn around!
Rome’s gonna’ lose,
and then they do it again.
Let's Do it and do it and do it
and do it and do it
and do it and do it and live it up
and do it, do it
do it, do it, and do it
and do it and do it and do it
and do it and do it
Easy win,
We all know,
In Vladistok-stok-stok-stok!
Easy come,
easy go,
Portland’s on top-top-top-top!
Feel the shock,
Four Horsemen rock,
they never stop-stop-stop-stop!
Round and round
up and down
around the clock-clock-clock-clock
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday
Friday, Saturday, GLB ‘til Sunday
we keep keep keep keep going up,
we know what we say,
GLB everyday,
G-G-G-GLB everyday.
got a feeling (woo hoo)
that tonights gonna be a good night
that tonights gonna be a good night
that tonights gonna be a good good night (woo hoo)
got a feeling (woo hoo)
that tonights gonna be a good night
that tonights gonna be a good night
that tonights gonna be a good good night (woo hoo)
That’s just how the Sport’s Page rolls in EEPro, chuckleheads! (I hope Fergie didn't give me crabs)
Go out there and represent!
If that didn’t get you excited for GLB, there is a slight chance that you could be very extremely gay.
Going Down?
The Odessa Mojo are the newest members of the Hot Chick Lounge.
They just won’t be able to withstand the beatings that teams will be giving them the rest of the way.
So to save them from such horror, I have paced them in the protective custody of the hot chicks in the Hot Chick Lounge.
Enjoy the stay, Mojo.
***SA’s Player of the Week***
The POW this week goes to the QB of the Buffalo WarZone, Joe Kemp!
His numbers weren’t the greatest, but his 2 TD passes was all the scoring the WarZone needed to get past the Jefferson City Bucks in a 14-13 come from behind, last minute victory!
So here’s to you, Joe Kemp ………………..
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/GuinnessBeer.jpg
SALUTE!!
Will we have a new #1 in Alpha?
Will there be a new team to enter the Hot chick Lounge?
If you want to find out, why not just quit with all the questions and start reading the Sport's Page, chuckleheads!
German: Wollen wir diese Scheiße tun
Spanish: Vaya a hacer esta mierda
Hebrew: בוא נעשה את זה חרא
French: Faisons cette merde
Russian: давайте делать это дерьмо
Japanese: のこのたわごとをさせる
Chinese: 让我们做这狗屎
No matter what language, it still means…………..
………………….LET’S DO THIS SHIT!!!
You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them.
****ALPHA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
#1 Short Bus Allstars (5-0) LW1 - Take the bus to the GOW!
Next opponent: #3 Sofia Spiders (4-1)
#2 Old School (4-1) LW2 - The Freight Train is up next and school is in session!
You’ve been beating up on teams all season long, so don’t let up or it will be detention for you.
Next opponent: at #11 Ukraine Freight Train (2-3)
#3 Sofia Spiders (4-1) LW4 - Time to play in the GOW this week!
Next opponent: at #1 Short Bus Allstars (5-0)
#4 Ares Assassins (4-1) LW6 - With three other teams at 4-1 in this conference, you need to keep winning to pull away from the others.
Time to put a hit down on the Asenal.
Next opponent: #7 Arkadak Arsenal (3-2)
#5 Buda Pests (4-1) LW7 - These Pests aren’t just your normal everyday pest, like a house fly……….
http://images.clipartof.com/small/42544-Clipart-Illustration-Of-A-Drooling-House-Fly-Hanging-Its-Tongue-Out.jpg
……I think these Pests are more like a Superfly………..
http://reachwca.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/super-fly-tnt-2-poster.jpg
Next opponent: at #12 Munich ManiAx (1-4)
#6 Minsk Ninjas (3-2) LW11 - Make sure you packed everything for your win in Vladvostok.
Black ninja suit? Check.
Katana sword? Check.
Sai daggers? Cgheck.
Throwing stars? Check.
Don’t forget to do a little Ninja training when you get there.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsI1mczRHKE
Next opponent: at #14 Vladivostok Voodoo (0-5)
#7 Arkadak Arsenal (3-2) LW9 – Three wins in a row after losing your first two games of the season, nice turn around.
But up next is a very tough Ares team that you will need to get a W over to keep ahead of the rest of the playoff hopefuls.
Next opponent: at #4 Ares Assassins (4-1)
#8 Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps (3-2) LW3 - That last loss just goes to show how much competition there really is up here. You knock out the #1 and then get knocked out yourselves.
But thank God that the TimberWolves are up next for a little needed R&R.
Have fun.
Next opponent: #15 Hollywood TimberWolves (1-4)
#9 Sarajevo Black Hand (3-2) LW5 - Ok, let’s get this thing turned around. 3 wins, then two losses, I hope this isn’t a preview of the rest of the season.
The Conquerors haven’t fared well so far this season, so it may be a good time to get headed back in the right direction.
Next opponent: #13 Alexandrovsk Conquerors (1-4)
#10 Stirling Four Horsemen (3-2) LW8 - Win #4 is being served on a silver platter with a side of fries and a beverage for free with no game planning whatsoever.
De-lish!
Next opponent: at #16 Saratov Catrades (0-5)
#11 Ukraine Freight Train (2-3) LW10 - I think we need to distract Old School so we can get a win over them.
Yes, a distraction is just what we need and I think it will work too.
But what can we do to distract them?
I know! Quick Numone, kiss me!
That should distract them.
Next opponent: #2 Old School (4-1)
#12 Munich ManiAx (1-4) LW12 - We really need to start winning now if we want in on that post season fiesta and I know the ManiAx’s hate missing a good party.
Next opponent: #5 Buda Pests (4-1)
#13 Alexandrovsk Conquerors (1-4) LW13 - I think it’s time to take some ex-lax and get the shit out.
In other words, gut.
Next opponent: at #9 Sarajevo Black Hand (3-2)
#14 Vladivostok Voodoo (0-5) LW14 - You guys could be 0-8 before you get your first win.
If you want to avoid the Hot Chick Lounge, you need to at least act like your trying to win.
Next opponent: #6 Minsk Ninjas (3-2)
#15 Hollywood TimberWolves (1-4) LW16 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/06Miranda/Miranda-31.jpg
Next opponent: at #8 Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps (3-2)
#16 Saratov Catrades (0-5) LW15 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/07Lena/Lena-24.jpg
Next opponent: #10 Stirling Four Horsemen (3-2)
*****WEEK 6 ALPHA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****
So I’ll keep track of my predictions week by week just to see if I am any dam good. In the Game of the Week's (GOW) I'll go up against my old pal, the On Line Magic 8 Ball http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball/
Yes, I really do consult an On Line Magic 8 Ball.
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 1: 5-3 Week 2: 5-3 Week 3: 6-2 Week 4: 5-3 Week 5: 5-3
Overall: 26-14
SA’s GOW: 2-3
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 2-3
#3 Sofia Spiders (4-1) at #1 Short Bus Allstars (5-0) = Short Bus Allstars
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#7 Arkadak Arsenal (3-2) at #4 Ares Assassins (4-1) = Ares Assassins
Game Rating: 4/6 beers
#5 Buda Pests (4-1) at #12 Munich ManiAx (1-4) = Buda Pests
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#2 Old School (4-1) at #11 Ukraine Freight Train (2-3) = Old School
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#6 Minsk Ninjas (3-2) at #14 Vladivostok Voodoo (0-5) = Minsk Ninjas
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#15 Hollywood TimberWolves (1-4) at #8 Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps (3-2) = Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#13 Alexandrovsk Conquerors (1-4) at #9 Sarajevo Black Hand (3-2) = Sarajevo Black Hand
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#10 Stirling Four Horsemen (3-2) at #16 Saratov Catrades (0-5) = Stirling Four Horsemen
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
#3 Sofia Spiders (4-1) at #1 Short Bus Allstars (5-0) -
This one is going to Thunder Dome!
Spiders vs Allstars ina huge game this week!
Spiders are eight legged icky bugs that should be avoided at all costs!
Allstars are usually great at what they do, but these guys ride a short bus. So they are prolly great at drooling on themselves, hitting themselves on the head with a lunch pail or singing Kumbaya out of key.
Let’s get this one going and sim this bitch. Bort!
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the Spiders beat the Allstars?
8 Ball's answer: Signs point to yes.
SA's Pick: Short Bus Allstars
Magic 8 Ball Pick: Sofia Spiders
21/48 beers! – Two good match ups this week in Alpha!
The Arsenal are trying to avoid the hit the Assassins have put out on them and move up in the ranks!
The GOW has the #3 Sofia Spiders taking on the #1 Short Bus Allstars in a game that could have us crowning a new #1 team next week!
What more could you ask for?
An extra hot chick pic?
Well usually I hate to demean and exploit women like that, but you got it!!
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/crazy-hot-college-teen-amateur-4.jpg?t=1266520604
Let’s do this shit!!
Good luck to all the teams in the Alpha!
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****ZETA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week Ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
#1 Stewart Ballers (5-0) LW1 - I see another week at #1 for you.
So I’m going to set the alarm and you guys wake me when some real talent comes to town…….Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz………………
Next opponent: #11 Rome Raiders (2-3)
#2 C-Town Hoodlums (5-0) LW2 - The Hoodlums will give Cape Town a swift kick to the cubicles. Ouch!
Next opponent: at #16 The Cape Town Cubicles (0-5)
#3 Vilnius Velociraptors (5-0) LW3 - From 5-0 to 6-0, ain’t it cool?
Next opponent: at #15 Odessa Mojo (0-5)
#4 Stryden Blitzkrieg Balls (4-1) LW4 - You can blitz all the balls you want to in the GOW!
Next opponent: at #7 Buffalo WarZone (3-2)
#5 Portland Niners (3-2) LW5 - Hellas and Cape Town up next?
That can mean only one thing……….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RHTiXvELNg
………………VACATION!!!
Well, not much of a vacation staying in Portland, but you get to save some wear and tear on the brain from not having to game plan.
Enjoy.
Next opponent: #14 Hellas Hoplites (1-4)
#6 Chernobyl Aftermath (3-2) LW6 - The secret to beating the Pigs?
Pre heat your oven to 350.
Then you want to use a marinade, maybe one with a fruit juice base.
Stuff an apple in its mouth and set in your oven at 350 for three hours.
Serve with a red wine and a nice mushroom risotto.
Enjoy.
Next opponent: #8 Nolah K&B Purple Spider Pigs (2-3)
#7 Buffalo WarZone (3-2) LW7 - The WarZone goes to the GOW Zone!
Next opponent: #4 Stryden Blitzkrieg Balls (4-1)
#8 Nolah K&B Purple Spider Pigs (2-3) LW10 - That makes two.
We have two.
That’s two wins in a row.
Do I hear three?
Can I get a third win in a row?
Going once…..
Going twice……
Next opponent: at #6 Chernobyl Aftermath (3-2)
#9 Jefferson City Bucks (2-3) LW8 - This could be the win to get you back to .500 and fighting for a playoff spot.
Might as well go for it, what else have you got to do after game 16?
Next opponent: at #13 Bucharest Warriors (1-4)
#10 Russian Revolution (2-3) LW9 - You’ve killed the weaker teams you’ve faced, but to win a playoff spot you need to start beating better teams and the Blaze is a fine start to getting into the race before the Revolution fails.
Next opponent: at #12 Belgrade Blaze (1-4)
#11 Rome Raiders (2-3) LW11 - And the one game win streak comes to an end this week.
Next opponent: at #1 Stewart Ballers (5-0)
#12 Belgrade Blaze (1-4) LW12 - Here’s the perfect opportunity to get a win and start heading towards a trail that leads to the playoffs, but first you need to start winning.
Next opponent: #10 Russian Revolution (2-3)
#13 Bucharest Warriors (1-4) LW13 - Sooner or later you guys have to get on a win streak, right?
Well……maybe not.
Next opponent: #9 Jefferson City Bucks (2-3)
#14 Hellas Hoplites (1-4) LW15 - It must feel kind of weird to put the weekly [X] in the win column instead of the loss column.
Maybe next week you can get back to losing.
Next opponent: at #5 Portland Niners (3-2)
#15 Odessa Mojo (0-5) LW14 - Well that did it. I think it’s about time you guys pack it in. No need to explain why, I’m sure you know the reason you are going to the Hot Chick Lounge.
Thanks for playing.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/12Wendy/Wendy-34.jpg
Next opponent: #3 Vilnius Velociraptors (5-0)
#16 The Cape Town Cubicles (0-5) LW16 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/09Rachel/Rachel-02.jpg
Next opponent: #2 C-Town Hoodlums (5-0)
*****WEEK 6 ZETA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 1: 5-3 Week 2: 7-1 Week 3: 7-1 Week 4: 6-2 Week 5: 7-1
Overall: 32-8
SA’s GOW: 4-1
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 2-3
#4 Stryden Blitzkrieg Balls (4-1) at #7 Buffalo WarZone (3-2) = Stryden Blitzkrieg Balls
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#8 Nolah K&B Purple Spider Pigs (2-3) at #6 Chernobyl Aftermath (3-2) = Nolah K&B Purple Spider Pigs
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#11 Rome Raiders (2-3) at #1 Stewart Ballers (5-0) = Stewart Ballers
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#10 Russian Revolution (2-3) at #12 Belgrade Blaze (1-4) = Russian Revolution
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#9 Jefferson City Bucks (2-3) at #13 Bucharest Warriors (1-4) = Jefferson City Bucks
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#14 Hellas Hoplites (1-4) at #5 Portland Niners (3-2) = Portland Niners
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#3 Vilnius Velociraptors (5-0) at #15 Odessa Mojo (0-5) = Vilnius Velociraptors
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#2 C-Town Hoodlums (5-0) at #16 The Cape Town Cubicles (0-5) = C-Town Hoodlums
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
#4 Stryden Blitzkrieg Balls (4-1) at #7 Buffalo WarZone (3-2) -
Stryden vs Buffalo in the Zeta GOW this week!
One team loves to blitz balls!
The other is a zone of war!
Two great teams collide in this weeks GOW!
Buffalo:
No kicking, biting or pulling hair!
Stryden:
No eye poking, no tattle tailing and no blitzing of the balls………..wait a sec, that is what you guys do though.
Ok, ball blitzing is allowed, but not the follow up fish hooking of the anus. Geez you guys are vicious.
Good luck chuckleheads!
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the Blitzkrieg Balls beat the WarZone?
8 Ball's answer: My sources say no.
SA's Pick: Stryden Blitzkrieg Balls
Magic 8 Ball Pick: Buffalo WarZone
18/48 beers! – Well every now and then a week like this happens. The better teams get matched up with the real crap teams and we don’t get the full amount of beer satisfaction from GLB.
But at least there is one match up that we can drink all 18 beers to that will help us forget about such a crap week.
The GOW has the Blitzkrieg Balls going after the WarZone.
After watching this game, please return to your regularly scheduled programming.
Let’s do this shit!!
Good luck to all the teams in Zeta!
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How bad do we have to suck?
