Well week 3 has arrived!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joglQUdjV_I
…….and the season goes on.
So let’s get to it!
Financial News
Looking to invest your hard earned cash in these troubling times?
Well old SA has some GLB stock tips that may just put some flex in your pocket.
If you want an Alpha team to invest your money into, why not take a looksie at the Minsk Ninjas.
Yes, they are a LLLOOOOONNGG shot, but they scored 24 on the Ballers in a loss and beat the Sea Wasps by 3 and with a reeling Munich ManiAx team up next, they just might string some wins together here and there and surprise a few.
On the other hand, dump any stock you might have in the Vladivostok Voodoo. They have been blown away in their first 2 games and play nothing but tough teams for the next 7 weeks. They could be out of it before they know it.
And if Zeta is your market of choice, then I would highly recommend jumping on the Vilnius band wagon.
They beat the Conquerors and the Rome Raiders to start off 2-0, now they face the Cubicles and Hoplites next, plus have a ratings advantage over the next seven teams after the Hoplites.
And on the flip side, you might want to hang the phone up on brokers trying to get you to bite on the Nolaha K&B Purple Spider Pigs.
Even with a ratings advantage they still can’t find a way to win. I think their screwed up chemistry is costing them some games and the trend may continue in a downward spiral.
***SA’s Player of the Week***
Lots of great games, but I have to give the POW to the Stryden Blitzkrieg Balls WR Logan Heastie!
Only 3 catches, but he made them count as he helped his team win with two of the three catches totaling 108 yards and were both TD’s!
Now that is the way to play in a GOW!
So here’s to you, Logan heastie………………..
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/GuinnessBeer.jpg
SALUTE!!
Is there really any team that can stop the Blitzkrieg Balls?
Who will remain undefeated and who will take their first defeat?
Does anyone have change for a dollar? I want a soda out of the machine.
Oh no, you’ll get no hints from me! You’ll just have to read the Sport’s Page and find out, chuckle heads!!
As Alexander looked upon the breadth of his empire, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer. That quote is a benefit from watching Die Hard way too many times.
But here’s a little known fact about Alexander the Great.
Before his very last battle, Alexander had his general’s form a circle and put their hands in the middle of the circle and he said…………..
Gentlemen, it’s been an honor to share the field of battle with you. Now everyone yell “Let’s do this shit” on three………1…….2………………….
………………….LET’S DO THIS SHIT!!!
……………..true story.
You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them.
****ALPHA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
#1 Sofia Spiders (2-0) LW2 - You defended your #1 rank in the GOW successfully. Yay!
So why not take a little break from game planning because the Catrades are up next.
Next opponent: #15 Saratov Catrades (0-2)
#2 Short Bus Allstars (2-0) LW3 - Shhhh. No need to thank me. Just go play in the GOW.
Oh, and by the way…………….YOU’RE WELCOME!
Next opponent: at #3 Old School (2-0)
#3 Old School (2-0) LW4 - Ready for your first GOW?
Time for Old School to go ol’ skool!
Next opponent: #2 Short Bus Allstars (2-0)
#4 Buda Pests (2-0) LW5 - 2-0 is a great start, but there are plenty of games left for you guys to screw up and lose.
Better just stay away from the screwing up and concentrate on the winning.
Next opponent: #7 Ares Assassins (1-1)
#5 Sarajevo Black Hand (2-0) LW7 - Everybody wants some hand…………….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g3tQaqizh0
Next opponent: at #14 Vladivostok Voodoo (0-2)
#6 Stirling Four Horsemen (2-0) LW8 - Nice job so far. Two games gone and you’re 2-0. Keep it going because the games only get tougher from here on out.
The Freight Train whooped you guys 61-41 last season, so don’t take them lightly.
Next opponent: #9 Ukraine Freight Train (1-1)
#7 Ares Assassins (1-1) LW2 - Uh-oh, that loss was not pretty at all.
Is there a situation building in Ares?....................did I just say……”Situation”?
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/mike-the-situation-306x460.jpg
…………*JERSEY SHORE REFERENCE*………….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ve2rwwRdRW4
…………FIST PUMP WITH A WOOT! WOOT!
Ares Assassins:
Wins: 1
Jersey Shore References: 1
You never want to have more Jersey Shore References than W’s.
Next opponent: at #4 Buda Pests (2-0)
#8 Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps (1-1) LW6 - I dunno’ if you guys took the Ninjas too lightly or what, but that was a game you could have won, tough loss.
But the good thing about it being week 3 is that there is a LOT of football left and plenty of time to keep yourselves in a position to make the post season fiesta.
You can start with the Conqueror’s up next.
Next opponent: at #10 Alexandrovsk Conquerors (1-1)
#9 Ukraine Freight Train (1-1) LW9 - From one old rival to the next, this time it’s Stirling and they are 2-0. The Freight train needs to get back on their winning tracks to keep pace with the rest of Alpha.
Next opponent: at #6 Stirling Four Horsemen (2-0)
#10 Alexandrovsk Conquerors (1-1) LW11 - So far the Conquerors have only conquered Saratov.
That’s right……….Saratov.
Want to be taken seriously? Beat the Sea wasps.
Next opponent: #8 Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps (1-1)
#11 Minsk Ninjas (1-1) LW14 - Nice job with the win over the Sea Wasps.
Let’s hope your one win can turn into a win streak.
Next opponent: #12 Munich ManiAx (0-2)
#12 Munich ManiAx (0-2) LW10 - 0-2in the first two games, but it’s not for lack of trying. What sucks is that you have 4 very tough games to go before you get any kind of R&R in week 7. Hopefully you can put together a few wins before then.
Next opponent: at #11 Minsk Ninjas (1-1)
#13 Arkadak Arsenal (0-2) LW8 – The Arsenal just doesn’t have enough fire power yet to secure their first victory. They’ve come up short in both losses in their first two games of the young season. But something tells me the Arsenal will have target practice with the TimberWolves up next.
Next opponent: at #16 Hollywood TimberWolves (0-2)
#14 Vladivostok Voodoo (0-2) LW10 - So far the Voodoo have been getting clobbered. So far they have been outscored 238-9 in two games. Better break out those little voo doo dolls early and pray to Jobu for help with the black Hand up next.
Next opponent: #5 Sarajevo Black Hand (2-0)
#15 Saratov Catrades (0-2) LW15 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2001/01molinee1/Molinee-02.jpg
Next opponent: at #1 Sofia Spiders (2-0)
#16 Hollywood TimberWolves (0-2) LW16 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2001/03michelle/Michelle-02.jpg
Next opponent: #13 Arkadak Arsenal (0-2)
*****WEEK 3 ALPHA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****
So I’ll keep track of my predictions week by week just to see if I am any dam good. In the Game of the Week's (GOW) I'll go up against my old pal, the On Line Magic 8 Ball http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball/
Yes, I really do consult an On Line Magic 8 Ball.
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 1: 5-3 Week 2: 5-3
Overall: 10-6
SA’s GOW: 1-1
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 1-1
#2 Short Bus Allstars (2-0) at #3 Old School (2-0) = Short Bus Allstars
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#7 Ares Assassins (1-1) at #4 Buda Pests (2-0) = Ares Assassins
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#9 Ukraine Freight Train (1-1) at #6 Stirling Four Horsemen (2-0) = Ukraine Freight Train
Game Rating: 5/6 beers
#8 Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps (1-1) at #10 Alexandrovsk Conquerors (1-1) = Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps
Game Rating: 4/6 beers
#12 Munich ManiAx (0-2) at #11 Minsk Ninjas (1-1) = Munich ManiAx
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#5 Sarajevo Black Hand (2-0) at #14 Vladivostok Voodoo (0-2) = Sarajevo Black Hand
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#15 Saratov Catrades (0-2) at #1 Sofia Spiders (2-0) = Sofia Spiders
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#13 Arkadak Arsenal (0-2) at #16 Hollywood TimberWolves (0-2) = Arkadak Arsenal
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
#2 Short Bus Allstars (2-0) at #3 Old School (2-0) -
Does the GOW ever disappoint?
SA says NO!
The #2 and #3 teams in Alpha have arrived and are ready to go at it at 3 pm on the playground!
Old School rules:
No more pencils.
No more books.
No more teachers dirty looks.
Short Bus rules:
Please remain seated at all times.
Do not throw things at the bus driver.
Do not urinate in the back of the bus.
Old School is looking to prove themselves in the Pro’s, but to get to the top you must pay the bus fare and the if you take on the Short Bus it will be a one way ticket to Losersville and nobody likes going there!
Good luck, chuckleheads!
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the Allstars beat the Old School?
8 Ball's answer: Very doubtful.
SA's Pick: Short Bus Allstars
Magic 8 Ball Pick: Old School
26/48 beers! – Go grab a couple extra 6-packs for this weeks match ups!
We have 5 beer worthy games exploding right in your face!
First, we have the Munich ManiAx tryiong to salvage a bad start against a surprising Minsk Ninjas team.
Second, there are the Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps taking on the Alexandrovsk Conquerors in a fight for a top 8 spot!
Third, the Ukraine Freight train and the Stirling Four Horsemen are back at each others throats in a former 3A rivalry!
Fourth, the Ares Assassins look to rebound from their GOW loss and try to get a win over the #4 Buda Pests!
And finally in the GOW, the Short Bus Allstars tries to fend off the upstart Old School in a “Pay the fare or get off the Bus match!”
Excited yet? I think I just achieved lift off, so I would have to say………
………Let’s do this shit!!
Good luck to all the teams in the Alpha!
____________________________________________________________________________
****ZETA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week Ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
#1 Stryden Blitzkrieg Balls (2-0) LW1 - Rest your balls, Ball Blitzers. It’s the Mojo.
Next opponent: #14 Odessa Mojo (0-2)
#2 C-Town Hoodlums (2-0) LW3 - Get ready!
Get set!
GO…….to the GOW!
Next opponent: #4 Buffalo WarZone (2-0)
#3 Stewart Ballers (2-0) LW5 - Ninjas, Pigs and Bucks, oh my!
Can we make it 3-0? I think the best bet to get that third win will be to run Gumbo Morris 97 times in this game. (*shameless player plug*)
Next opponent: #7 Jefferson City Bucks (1-1)
#4 Buffalo WarZone (2-0) LW6 - Do your talking in the ring!
You’re heading to the GOW!
Next opponent: at #2 C-Town Hoodlums (2-0)
#5 Vilnius Velociraptors (2-0) LW7 - Looks like these Raptors are for real, IU knew steel destroyer and MITH wouldn’t be down for too long.
But guess what you get to do for the next 2 weeks?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RHTiXvELNg
……….VACATION!!!
No game planning needed for the next two weeks!!
Enjoy beating the Cubecicles and have fun in Hellas next week. Bring me back some ham.
Next opponent: #16 The Cape Town Cubicles (0-2)
#6 Portland Niners (1-1) LW2 - A 4 point loss to the Blitzkrieg Balls is nothing to be ashamed about. You guys very well coulda’ won that game. Who knows, if you meet in the playoffs it could very well end up going your way. You never know.
But one thing we do know is that if you played that well against Stryden, then you should have no trouble with some of the other teams in Zeta, like the Revolution.
Next opponent: at #9 Russian Revolution (1-1)
#7 Jefferson City Bucks (1-1) LW9 - Well that was an easy win, the Mojo aren’t what they used to be. So now that you’ve had your rest, get ready for a huge string of 7 straight games against some of the better teams in Zeta.
This stretch will either make or break you Bucks, hope it’s the making thing.
Next opponent: at #3 Stewart Ballers (2-0)
#8 Chernobyl Aftermath (1-1) LW4 - Shake off that loss to the WarZone, you have a long way to go yet.
The Warriors are up next and they haven’t fared well against the better teams yet either, so this could be your chance to get a win over a solid team.
Next opponent: #10 Bucharest Warriors (1-1)
#9 Russian Revolution (1-1) LW12 - One day, maybe the Russian Revolution will be as great as this revolution………………
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vb6GNzM4P58
Next opponent: #6 Portland Niners (1-1)
#10 Bucharest Warriors (1-1) LW13 - It’s time for the REAL Warriors to come out and play…………….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u05Qot_yh9c
Next opponent: at #8 Chernobyl Aftermath (1-1)
#11 Rome Raiders (0-2) LW8 - Well you have failed me for the last time, Rome Raiders!
I knew I never should have trusted a team called the Raiders!
The only way to redeem yourselves is with a win over the Hoplites.
That shouldn’t be too hard, even for you guys.
Next opponent: #15 Hellas Hoplites (0-2)
#12 Nolah K&B Purple Spider Pigs (0-2) LW10 - I really want to believe you Pigs when you say you will start winning more sooner than later, really I do, but right now we are just not seeing it on the field.
So as your punishment, you get a spanking, compliments from the good people at Apple.
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/FRHQMG7FJNEM57XMEDIUM.jpg
Next opponent: #13 Belgrade Blaze (0-2)
#13 Belgrade Blaze (0-2) LW11 - Two games in and two close losses.
How about trying a different approach…………..winning.
Next opponent: at #12 Nolah K&B Purple Spider Pigs (0-2)
#14 Odessa Mojo (0-2) LW14 - Well Mojo, I don’t know how much longer I can let this go on for, but we’ll see if you can score a win before the first quarter os the season is over.
If not, it could be a one way ticket to the Hot Chick Lounge.
Next opponent: at #1 Stryden Blitzkrieg Balls (2-0)
#15 Hellas Hoplites (0-2) LW15 - Ok Hoplites, it’s the Raiders. As a dedicated broncos fan, I would be willing to give you guys a free pass from going into the Hot Chick Lounge if you can beat the Raiders. I’d even put you as the #1 team in all of Zeta if you could do it.
I’m so easily corruptible.
Next opponent: at #11 Rome Raiders (0-2)
#16 The Cape Town Cubicles (0-2) LW16 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2001/11ferrara/Ferrara-11.jpg
Next opponent: at #5 Vilnius Velociraptors (2-0)
*****WEEK 3 ZETA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 1: 5-3 Week 2: 7-1
Overall: 12-4
SA’s GOW: 1-1
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 1-1
#4 Buffalo WarZone (2-0) at #2 C-Town Hoodlums (2-0) = C-Town Hoodlums
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#7 Jefferson City Bucks (1-1) at #3 Stewart Ballers (2-0) = Stewart Ballers
Game Rating: 5/6 beers
#6 Portland Niners (1-1) at #9 Russian Revolution (1-1) = Portland Niners
Game Rating: 4/6 beers
#10 Bucharest Warriors (1-1) at #8 Chernobyl Aftermath (1-1) = Chernobyl Aftermath
Game Rating: 4/6 beers
#13 Belgrade Blaze (0-2) at #12 Nolah K&B Purple Spider Pigs (0-2) = Nolah K&B Purple Spider Pigs
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#14 Odessa Mojo (0-2) at #1 Stryden Blitzkrieg Balls (2-0) = Stryden Blitzkrieg Balls
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#15 Hellas Hoplites (0-2) at #11 Rome Raiders (0-2) = Rome Raiders
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#16 The Cape Town Cubicles (0-2) at #5 Vilnius Velociraptors (2-0) = Vilnius Velociraptors
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
#4 Buffalo WarZone (2-0) at #2 C-Town Hoodlums (2-0) -
WarZone!
Hoodlums!
Tonight they are locked in a cage and set loose on each other for the very first time in the GOW!
What’s at stake? A top 4 ranking!
The consequences of losing?
Should the Hoodlums mug and rob the WarZone, please remember to cancel all your credit cards. The Hoodlums may get the win, but I’ll be damned if they charge a bunch of shit to your credit cards!
Should the WarZone blow the Hoodlums out of the water, the Hoodlums must say, “You sank my battleship!”
Good luck, chuckleheads!
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the WarZone beat the Hoodlums?
8 Ball's answer: Outlook not so good.
SA's Pick: C-Town Hoodlums
Magic 8 Ball Pick: C-Town Hoodlums
27/48 beers! – Holy GLB et dreams, Batman! We have 5 fine match ups in Zeta this week!
#1 – The Blaze and the Pigs duke it out in a match where both teams should have a W by now, but don’t!
#2 – The Bucharest Warriors and the Chernobyl Aftermath lock horns in a life and death struggle to see who can get into a Top 8 spot!
#3 – The Niners try to keep their top 8 ranking and fend off the Revolution from entering the top 8!
#4 – The Bucks. The Ballers. Who is the better team to begin with B will be decided in this mega-battle from hell!
#5 – The G…..O…..W.
The #4 Buffalo WarZone, 2-0.
The #2 C-Town Hoodlums, 2-0.
This one is a battle for top 4 rights and could cause destruction of such biblical proportions that it will have you screaming……………..
……………Let’s do this shit!!
Good luck to all the teams in Zeta!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joglQUdjV_I
…….and the season goes on.
So let’s get to it!
Financial News
Looking to invest your hard earned cash in these troubling times?
Well old SA has some GLB stock tips that may just put some flex in your pocket.
If you want an Alpha team to invest your money into, why not take a looksie at the Minsk Ninjas.
Yes, they are a LLLOOOOONNGG shot, but they scored 24 on the Ballers in a loss and beat the Sea Wasps by 3 and with a reeling Munich ManiAx team up next, they just might string some wins together here and there and surprise a few.
On the other hand, dump any stock you might have in the Vladivostok Voodoo. They have been blown away in their first 2 games and play nothing but tough teams for the next 7 weeks. They could be out of it before they know it.
And if Zeta is your market of choice, then I would highly recommend jumping on the Vilnius band wagon.
They beat the Conquerors and the Rome Raiders to start off 2-0, now they face the Cubicles and Hoplites next, plus have a ratings advantage over the next seven teams after the Hoplites.
And on the flip side, you might want to hang the phone up on brokers trying to get you to bite on the Nolaha K&B Purple Spider Pigs.
Even with a ratings advantage they still can’t find a way to win. I think their screwed up chemistry is costing them some games and the trend may continue in a downward spiral.
***SA’s Player of the Week***
Lots of great games, but I have to give the POW to the Stryden Blitzkrieg Balls WR Logan Heastie!
Only 3 catches, but he made them count as he helped his team win with two of the three catches totaling 108 yards and were both TD’s!
Now that is the way to play in a GOW!
So here’s to you, Logan heastie………………..
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/GuinnessBeer.jpg
SALUTE!!
Is there really any team that can stop the Blitzkrieg Balls?
Who will remain undefeated and who will take their first defeat?
Does anyone have change for a dollar? I want a soda out of the machine.
Oh no, you’ll get no hints from me! You’ll just have to read the Sport’s Page and find out, chuckle heads!!
As Alexander looked upon the breadth of his empire, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer. That quote is a benefit from watching Die Hard way too many times.
But here’s a little known fact about Alexander the Great.
Before his very last battle, Alexander had his general’s form a circle and put their hands in the middle of the circle and he said…………..
Gentlemen, it’s been an honor to share the field of battle with you. Now everyone yell “Let’s do this shit” on three………1…….2………………….
………………….LET’S DO THIS SHIT!!!
……………..true story.
You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them.
****ALPHA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
#1 Sofia Spiders (2-0) LW2 - You defended your #1 rank in the GOW successfully. Yay!
So why not take a little break from game planning because the Catrades are up next.
Next opponent: #15 Saratov Catrades (0-2)
#2 Short Bus Allstars (2-0) LW3 - Shhhh. No need to thank me. Just go play in the GOW.
Oh, and by the way…………….YOU’RE WELCOME!
Next opponent: at #3 Old School (2-0)
#3 Old School (2-0) LW4 - Ready for your first GOW?
Time for Old School to go ol’ skool!
Next opponent: #2 Short Bus Allstars (2-0)
#4 Buda Pests (2-0) LW5 - 2-0 is a great start, but there are plenty of games left for you guys to screw up and lose.
Better just stay away from the screwing up and concentrate on the winning.
Next opponent: #7 Ares Assassins (1-1)
#5 Sarajevo Black Hand (2-0) LW7 - Everybody wants some hand…………….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g3tQaqizh0
Next opponent: at #14 Vladivostok Voodoo (0-2)
#6 Stirling Four Horsemen (2-0) LW8 - Nice job so far. Two games gone and you’re 2-0. Keep it going because the games only get tougher from here on out.
The Freight Train whooped you guys 61-41 last season, so don’t take them lightly.
Next opponent: #9 Ukraine Freight Train (1-1)
#7 Ares Assassins (1-1) LW2 - Uh-oh, that loss was not pretty at all.
Is there a situation building in Ares?....................did I just say……”Situation”?
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/mike-the-situation-306x460.jpg
…………*JERSEY SHORE REFERENCE*………….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ve2rwwRdRW4
…………FIST PUMP WITH A WOOT! WOOT!
Ares Assassins:
Wins: 1
Jersey Shore References: 1
You never want to have more Jersey Shore References than W’s.
Next opponent: at #4 Buda Pests (2-0)
#8 Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps (1-1) LW6 - I dunno’ if you guys took the Ninjas too lightly or what, but that was a game you could have won, tough loss.
But the good thing about it being week 3 is that there is a LOT of football left and plenty of time to keep yourselves in a position to make the post season fiesta.
You can start with the Conqueror’s up next.
Next opponent: at #10 Alexandrovsk Conquerors (1-1)
#9 Ukraine Freight Train (1-1) LW9 - From one old rival to the next, this time it’s Stirling and they are 2-0. The Freight train needs to get back on their winning tracks to keep pace with the rest of Alpha.
Next opponent: at #6 Stirling Four Horsemen (2-0)
#10 Alexandrovsk Conquerors (1-1) LW11 - So far the Conquerors have only conquered Saratov.
That’s right……….Saratov.
Want to be taken seriously? Beat the Sea wasps.
Next opponent: #8 Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps (1-1)
#11 Minsk Ninjas (1-1) LW14 - Nice job with the win over the Sea Wasps.
Let’s hope your one win can turn into a win streak.
Next opponent: #12 Munich ManiAx (0-2)
#12 Munich ManiAx (0-2) LW10 - 0-2in the first two games, but it’s not for lack of trying. What sucks is that you have 4 very tough games to go before you get any kind of R&R in week 7. Hopefully you can put together a few wins before then.
Next opponent: at #11 Minsk Ninjas (1-1)
#13 Arkadak Arsenal (0-2) LW8 – The Arsenal just doesn’t have enough fire power yet to secure their first victory. They’ve come up short in both losses in their first two games of the young season. But something tells me the Arsenal will have target practice with the TimberWolves up next.
Next opponent: at #16 Hollywood TimberWolves (0-2)
#14 Vladivostok Voodoo (0-2) LW10 - So far the Voodoo have been getting clobbered. So far they have been outscored 238-9 in two games. Better break out those little voo doo dolls early and pray to Jobu for help with the black Hand up next.
Next opponent: #5 Sarajevo Black Hand (2-0)
#15 Saratov Catrades (0-2) LW15 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2001/01molinee1/Molinee-02.jpg
Next opponent: at #1 Sofia Spiders (2-0)
#16 Hollywood TimberWolves (0-2) LW16 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2001/03michelle/Michelle-02.jpg
Next opponent: #13 Arkadak Arsenal (0-2)
*****WEEK 3 ALPHA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****
So I’ll keep track of my predictions week by week just to see if I am any dam good. In the Game of the Week's (GOW) I'll go up against my old pal, the On Line Magic 8 Ball http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball/
Yes, I really do consult an On Line Magic 8 Ball.
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 1: 5-3 Week 2: 5-3
Overall: 10-6
SA’s GOW: 1-1
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 1-1
#2 Short Bus Allstars (2-0) at #3 Old School (2-0) = Short Bus Allstars
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#7 Ares Assassins (1-1) at #4 Buda Pests (2-0) = Ares Assassins
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#9 Ukraine Freight Train (1-1) at #6 Stirling Four Horsemen (2-0) = Ukraine Freight Train
Game Rating: 5/6 beers
#8 Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps (1-1) at #10 Alexandrovsk Conquerors (1-1) = Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps
Game Rating: 4/6 beers
#12 Munich ManiAx (0-2) at #11 Minsk Ninjas (1-1) = Munich ManiAx
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#5 Sarajevo Black Hand (2-0) at #14 Vladivostok Voodoo (0-2) = Sarajevo Black Hand
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#15 Saratov Catrades (0-2) at #1 Sofia Spiders (2-0) = Sofia Spiders
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#13 Arkadak Arsenal (0-2) at #16 Hollywood TimberWolves (0-2) = Arkadak Arsenal
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
#2 Short Bus Allstars (2-0) at #3 Old School (2-0) -
Does the GOW ever disappoint?
SA says NO!
The #2 and #3 teams in Alpha have arrived and are ready to go at it at 3 pm on the playground!
Old School rules:
No more pencils.
No more books.
No more teachers dirty looks.
Short Bus rules:
Please remain seated at all times.
Do not throw things at the bus driver.
Do not urinate in the back of the bus.
Old School is looking to prove themselves in the Pro’s, but to get to the top you must pay the bus fare and the if you take on the Short Bus it will be a one way ticket to Losersville and nobody likes going there!
Good luck, chuckleheads!
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the Allstars beat the Old School?
8 Ball's answer: Very doubtful.
SA's Pick: Short Bus Allstars
Magic 8 Ball Pick: Old School
26/48 beers! – Go grab a couple extra 6-packs for this weeks match ups!
We have 5 beer worthy games exploding right in your face!
First, we have the Munich ManiAx tryiong to salvage a bad start against a surprising Minsk Ninjas team.
Second, there are the Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps taking on the Alexandrovsk Conquerors in a fight for a top 8 spot!
Third, the Ukraine Freight train and the Stirling Four Horsemen are back at each others throats in a former 3A rivalry!
Fourth, the Ares Assassins look to rebound from their GOW loss and try to get a win over the #4 Buda Pests!
And finally in the GOW, the Short Bus Allstars tries to fend off the upstart Old School in a “Pay the fare or get off the Bus match!”
Excited yet? I think I just achieved lift off, so I would have to say………
………Let’s do this shit!!
Good luck to all the teams in the Alpha!
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****ZETA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week Ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
#1 Stryden Blitzkrieg Balls (2-0) LW1 - Rest your balls, Ball Blitzers. It’s the Mojo.
Next opponent: #14 Odessa Mojo (0-2)
#2 C-Town Hoodlums (2-0) LW3 - Get ready!
Get set!
GO…….to the GOW!
Next opponent: #4 Buffalo WarZone (2-0)
#3 Stewart Ballers (2-0) LW5 - Ninjas, Pigs and Bucks, oh my!
Can we make it 3-0? I think the best bet to get that third win will be to run Gumbo Morris 97 times in this game. (*shameless player plug*)
Next opponent: #7 Jefferson City Bucks (1-1)
#4 Buffalo WarZone (2-0) LW6 - Do your talking in the ring!
You’re heading to the GOW!
Next opponent: at #2 C-Town Hoodlums (2-0)
#5 Vilnius Velociraptors (2-0) LW7 - Looks like these Raptors are for real, IU knew steel destroyer and MITH wouldn’t be down for too long.
But guess what you get to do for the next 2 weeks?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RHTiXvELNg
……….VACATION!!!
No game planning needed for the next two weeks!!
Enjoy beating the Cubecicles and have fun in Hellas next week. Bring me back some ham.
Next opponent: #16 The Cape Town Cubicles (0-2)
#6 Portland Niners (1-1) LW2 - A 4 point loss to the Blitzkrieg Balls is nothing to be ashamed about. You guys very well coulda’ won that game. Who knows, if you meet in the playoffs it could very well end up going your way. You never know.
But one thing we do know is that if you played that well against Stryden, then you should have no trouble with some of the other teams in Zeta, like the Revolution.
Next opponent: at #9 Russian Revolution (1-1)
#7 Jefferson City Bucks (1-1) LW9 - Well that was an easy win, the Mojo aren’t what they used to be. So now that you’ve had your rest, get ready for a huge string of 7 straight games against some of the better teams in Zeta.
This stretch will either make or break you Bucks, hope it’s the making thing.
Next opponent: at #3 Stewart Ballers (2-0)
#8 Chernobyl Aftermath (1-1) LW4 - Shake off that loss to the WarZone, you have a long way to go yet.
The Warriors are up next and they haven’t fared well against the better teams yet either, so this could be your chance to get a win over a solid team.
Next opponent: #10 Bucharest Warriors (1-1)
#9 Russian Revolution (1-1) LW12 - One day, maybe the Russian Revolution will be as great as this revolution………………
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vb6GNzM4P58
Next opponent: #6 Portland Niners (1-1)
#10 Bucharest Warriors (1-1) LW13 - It’s time for the REAL Warriors to come out and play…………….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u05Qot_yh9c
Next opponent: at #8 Chernobyl Aftermath (1-1)
#11 Rome Raiders (0-2) LW8 - Well you have failed me for the last time, Rome Raiders!
I knew I never should have trusted a team called the Raiders!
The only way to redeem yourselves is with a win over the Hoplites.
That shouldn’t be too hard, even for you guys.
Next opponent: #15 Hellas Hoplites (0-2)
#12 Nolah K&B Purple Spider Pigs (0-2) LW10 - I really want to believe you Pigs when you say you will start winning more sooner than later, really I do, but right now we are just not seeing it on the field.
So as your punishment, you get a spanking, compliments from the good people at Apple.
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/FRHQMG7FJNEM57XMEDIUM.jpg
Next opponent: #13 Belgrade Blaze (0-2)
#13 Belgrade Blaze (0-2) LW11 - Two games in and two close losses.
How about trying a different approach…………..winning.
Next opponent: at #12 Nolah K&B Purple Spider Pigs (0-2)
#14 Odessa Mojo (0-2) LW14 - Well Mojo, I don’t know how much longer I can let this go on for, but we’ll see if you can score a win before the first quarter os the season is over.
If not, it could be a one way ticket to the Hot Chick Lounge.
Next opponent: at #1 Stryden Blitzkrieg Balls (2-0)
#15 Hellas Hoplites (0-2) LW15 - Ok Hoplites, it’s the Raiders. As a dedicated broncos fan, I would be willing to give you guys a free pass from going into the Hot Chick Lounge if you can beat the Raiders. I’d even put you as the #1 team in all of Zeta if you could do it.
I’m so easily corruptible.
Next opponent: at #11 Rome Raiders (0-2)
#16 The Cape Town Cubicles (0-2) LW16 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2001/11ferrara/Ferrara-11.jpg
Next opponent: at #5 Vilnius Velociraptors (2-0)
*****WEEK 3 ZETA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 1: 5-3 Week 2: 7-1
Overall: 12-4
SA’s GOW: 1-1
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 1-1
#4 Buffalo WarZone (2-0) at #2 C-Town Hoodlums (2-0) = C-Town Hoodlums
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#7 Jefferson City Bucks (1-1) at #3 Stewart Ballers (2-0) = Stewart Ballers
Game Rating: 5/6 beers
#6 Portland Niners (1-1) at #9 Russian Revolution (1-1) = Portland Niners
Game Rating: 4/6 beers
#10 Bucharest Warriors (1-1) at #8 Chernobyl Aftermath (1-1) = Chernobyl Aftermath
Game Rating: 4/6 beers
#13 Belgrade Blaze (0-2) at #12 Nolah K&B Purple Spider Pigs (0-2) = Nolah K&B Purple Spider Pigs
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#14 Odessa Mojo (0-2) at #1 Stryden Blitzkrieg Balls (2-0) = Stryden Blitzkrieg Balls
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#15 Hellas Hoplites (0-2) at #11 Rome Raiders (0-2) = Rome Raiders
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#16 The Cape Town Cubicles (0-2) at #5 Vilnius Velociraptors (2-0) = Vilnius Velociraptors
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
#4 Buffalo WarZone (2-0) at #2 C-Town Hoodlums (2-0) -
WarZone!
Hoodlums!
Tonight they are locked in a cage and set loose on each other for the very first time in the GOW!
What’s at stake? A top 4 ranking!
The consequences of losing?
Should the Hoodlums mug and rob the WarZone, please remember to cancel all your credit cards. The Hoodlums may get the win, but I’ll be damned if they charge a bunch of shit to your credit cards!
Should the WarZone blow the Hoodlums out of the water, the Hoodlums must say, “You sank my battleship!”
Good luck, chuckleheads!
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the WarZone beat the Hoodlums?
8 Ball's answer: Outlook not so good.
SA's Pick: C-Town Hoodlums
Magic 8 Ball Pick: C-Town Hoodlums
27/48 beers! – Holy GLB et dreams, Batman! We have 5 fine match ups in Zeta this week!
#1 – The Blaze and the Pigs duke it out in a match where both teams should have a W by now, but don’t!
#2 – The Bucharest Warriors and the Chernobyl Aftermath lock horns in a life and death struggle to see who can get into a Top 8 spot!
#3 – The Niners try to keep their top 8 ranking and fend off the Revolution from entering the top 8!
#4 – The Bucks. The Ballers. Who is the better team to begin with B will be decided in this mega-battle from hell!
#5 – The G…..O…..W.
The #4 Buffalo WarZone, 2-0.
The #2 C-Town Hoodlums, 2-0.
This one is a battle for top 4 rights and could cause destruction of such biblical proportions that it will have you screaming……………..
……………Let’s do this shit!!
Good luck to all the teams in Zeta!
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BEER!!! 
we looked decent until that horrible morale spiral
