Warrior General Games

1. Monmouth Evil Monkeys V 3. Bortsville Mystery Nerf. The Monkeys rolled over Jax in the their opener. The Evil Ones never punted...Outgained the Juggs by over 800 yards and had triple the Time of Possession.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1016866&pbp_id=4007760
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1016866&pbp_id=4009182
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1016866&pbp_id=4013808
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1016866&pbp_id=4015596

Bortsville Crushed the Fury in their initial outing of season 14. Jr. and Baggins combined for 550 yards and 6 Tds on the ground. The BMN D held Tennessee to an anemic 159 total yards for the game.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1016858&pbp_id=4020369
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1016858&pbp_id=4021700
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1016858&pbp_id=4024156
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1016858&pbp_id=4024886

Evil Monkeys win 42-27

2. Cincinnati Shockers V 6. Minnesota Skulls. The Shockers Stuck it to Vancouver Big Time in their opener. Cinci had an insane 19 sacks which resulted in the Lions having a Negative 66 yards rushing for the game(BTW can Bort switch over to the NFL rules that takes yardage lost from sacks away from the passing games yardage not the running games). Brown DaNose tossed for 5 TDs and 67 year old John Young tossed 1.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1016868&pbp_id=4033851
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1016868&pbp_id=4034400
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1016868&pbp_id=4035467

The Skulls started off their season with a tie...that's right a freaking TIE. No Winners-No Loser, kind of like tee ball for dots. If they didn't cough the ball up 4 times they might have got a W.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1016861&pbp_id=4011423
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1016861&pbp_id=4012957

Shockers win 49-21

4. New Jersey Battalion V 11. Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens. The Battalion used a solid defensive effort and a balanced offense to crush the Raptors. NJB ran the ball 57 times and ground it down Round Rock's throats.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1016869&pbp_id=4008139
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1016869&pbp_id=4012358

It was no fun being an Illegal Alien in week 1. I a game that was fairly close statistically, 4 lost fumbles by Corpus Christi made the Score board a lot farther apart.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1016857&pbp_id=4015577

NJB wins 31-21

5. Ketchikan Kampers Adventure Rentals V 14. Mentone Beach Assault. KKAR doesn't need to look any where but their 4 int's to find out why they lost their opener to a tough Alpine Squad. The Kampers lived and Died on the arm of Nike Unlimited and in the fourth quarter they died by it.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1016856&pbp_id=4026684
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=1016856&pbp_id=4026088

Not much to say about a team that lost it's opener by 88

KKAR wins 51-14

7. South Georgia Growl V 16. Las Vegas Flying Elvis'. The Growl used a Fierce Defensive effort to totally over power the Freedom last time out holding them to 86 total yards for the ENTIRE FREAKING GAME. Add in three Georgia runners with over 100 yards and you get total Domination.

LVE are CPU lol

Growl wins 255-0

8. Northwest Nighthawks V 15. Oakland BlackReign. Nighthawks killed a team that sucks Woo Hoo

Oakland got killed by a team that doesn't suck

Nighthawks win 49-21

9. Canton NFL Busts V 12. Chicago Beasts.

Busts win 24-17

10. Austin Longhorns V 13. Gaines Panthers

Austin wins 34-21

Originally posted by coachviking
1. Monmouth Evil Monkeys V 3. Bortsville Mystery Nerf.
Evil Monkeys win 42-27

I hope we keep you under 50

I like these rankings better.

Originally posted by coachviking
Brown DaNose tossed for 5 TDs and 67 year old John Young tossed 1.
Need to buff up his stats for the all important Hall of Fame.

Originally posted by hsk1998
I hope we keep you under 50



I was thinking 70, but I like your idea better

Originally posted by coachviking
Not much to say about a team that lost it's opener by 88


Best post!

wtf not 1 replay of dick owning! that's it i wanna cut! how dare you. i share my dick with you and you dont even show me off!!!! im inrage!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Fondo the Wise
that's it i wanna cut!

Fondo, you trying to say you're emo? Or uncircumsized?

Originally posted by Fondo the Wise
wtf not 1 replay of dick owning! that's it i wanna cut! how dare you. i share my dick with you and you dont even show me off!!!! im inrage!!!!!!!

I shall bust out the Fondo to English dictionary for the rest of the forum.

What the FONDO, there is not one replay showing my fine dot Richard (Dick) Dastardly. I want to be released from the Evil Monkeys as a result of this egregious lack of respect on your part good sir. I let my fine dot Richard be a member of your organization and you failed to highlight his fine play. I sir am angry.

Originally posted by coachviking
I shall bust out the Fondo to English dictionary for the rest of the forum.

What the FONDO, there is not one replay showing my fine dot Richard (Dick) Dastardly. I want to be released from the Evil Monkeys as a result of this egregious lack of respect on your part good sir. I let my fine dot Richard be a member of your organization and you failed to highlight his fine play. I sir am angry.

i drank to much apple juice this morning...

FUCK YOUR FACES

Originally posted by Ahrens858
FUCK YOUR FACES

Are you an angry young man

only when i dont get my face fucking in.

Evil Monkeys got their FACE FUCKED!

And Im not sure who the DC is for MEM but that had to be some of the worst DCing I have seen to this point. Just horrible. Its pretty obvious that MEM has good builds, they really just lack the ability to gameplan and put a good set of tactics together.