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Ladies and gentlemen!
Boys and girls of all ages!
Mr. and Mrs. America and all the ships at sea and to all our troops around the globe!
Welcome, to the greatest rankings on earth!
Welcome to SA’s Sports Page!! (applause)
And welcome to season 14 in EEPro!
The Sport’s Page has finally reached EE Pro thanks to some help from some good teams along the way. Freight Train, Short Bus, the Ballers, Bucks and the ManiAx all let me tag along and some even got one of my crappy build players to play towel boy for the team.
If you have never seen the Sport’s Page, if you have never read the Sport's Page, if you have never heard of the Sport's Page.............................
.......................what planet have you been on for the past 9 seasons?!?!
It is only the greatest rankings and predictions ever done by a human being since the good Lord invented Cheez Wiz!
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If you don’t know who I am……..well look at the profile, chuckle head!
I’m SA and I’ve been around since season 1 and have been doing these write ups since season 5, I did them last season in EEAAA1.
I owned the Banghazi Barbary Lions in season 5, the very first Pimp Cup champions, really I did. The trophy is on my profile, so I’m not just bullshitting you.
Plus I co-owned the Banja Luka Funky Bunch, the winners of the season 10 Pimp Cup.
I have players on the Short Bus All-Stars, Stewart Ballers, Jefferson City Bucks, the Ukraine Freight Train and a GM’ship on the Munich ManiAx. So if you feel that I am being biased towards any of these teams in these spectacular write ups, then you are absolutely correct. Hey, at least I’m honest about being a biased jerk and if you don’t like it you can put your diapers back on!
But last season we played with the Chernobyl Aftermath, Sarajevo Black Hand, Stirling Four Horsemen and I’ve heard of the Odessa Mojo. I used to DC the Carpathian Roughnecks against the Alexandrovsk Conquerors and Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps back in seasons 5-8, before the Roughnecks became the Rockhampton Loggerheads. And I know Steel Destroyer, owner of Vilnius, from seasons 7-9 playing against Czech Yourself. So I am familiar with quite a few teams up here and hopefully I can get things partially right.
But I will try to keep things on the level, unless your team just has absolutely no chance in hell and then I’ll just unmercifully ridicule you until you run upstairs from your your room in your parents basement and let your mommy hold you while you cry and put powder on your bottom and tell you everything will be ok and how special you are.
So before we get started, let’s get one thing straight. These are the way I see things, they are my own opinions and are of no big importance, so if you don’t like them just post so.
We all got an opinion, it’s just that yours is wrong and mine is always right.
So welcome to the Pre-Season Issue!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWxuC_MdvQg
You Sport's Page vet's already know what this is all about, but if you are a first time reader of the Sport's Page......listen up!
I ranked the teams to the ratings and strength of roster and my own opinion, so if you are going to cry about where you are ranked or get mad and start cussing me out, just remember that the cream always seems to rise to the top and the rest of the league always falls into place anyway, so don’t get crazy on me just yet.
So you must all be asking yourselves “What the hell is a Pimp Cup?”
Well, here it is………………….
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..............THE PIMP CUP!!!
Every season I hand out a trophy of my own to the glorious winners of the league and they get their name chiseled into the annals of GLB history and become part of simulated dot godhood.
Past winners of the legendary Pimp Cup Trophy…………
Season 5 – Banghazi Barbary Lions
Season 6 – Pretoria Pigs
Season 7 – Czech Yourself
Season 8 – Paris Smexies
Season 9 – Wildflecken Wolverines
Season 10 – Banja Luka Funky Bunch
Season 11 – Pirgos Warlords
Season 12 – Warsaw Gods of War
Season 13 – Jefferson City Bucks
Season 14 - ????? - Who has got the GLBalls to step up and win it this season?
These past champions have all gone on to unlimited fame and fortune and untold glory since winning the Pimp Cup and winning the Pimp Cup will always help you out with the ladies, if you know what I mean (wink, wink).
Sex……….if you didn’t know what I meant, I was referring to sex. Preferably sex of the vaginal kind, but like I learned in prison, a mouth is a mouth and a hole is even better.
We have the current defending Pimp Cup champions in the league with us this season, the Jeff City Bucks. They beat the Munich ManiAx to get their Pimp Cup trophy, so all you old guard Pro teams might want to watch your step this season.
So a very wise fortune cookie once told me “If you’re not first, you’re last”.
And that holds true today.
Gentlemen, there is no trophy for second place.
There is no “to place or to show”, just winning.
So looking around the league………….
Well season 14 looks to be shaping up as one of the most competitive I've ever seen. there are a lot of really good teams in each conference this season and a few that look to be the favorites already.
The Assassins, Spiders, ManiAx and Allstars have got to be considered to win Alpha and in Zeta I would think that the favs would include the Blitzkrieg and Rome Raiders this season.
The rest of the league is really even in strength, so positioning these teams was a really hard thing to do. So before you go nuts on me for ranking your team too low or not high enough, just remember that the cream always rises and the rest of the league will always fall into place.
But, there are a couple teams that are going to have no chance at all right from the start. None, nyet, nil, kaput.
The Cubicles, Velociraptors, TimberWolves and Catrades should be making a very early exit. So now might be a perfect time to explain about the Hot Chick Lounge.
The Hot Chick Lounge
Well many seasons ago, I purchased a tiny little strip club in the middle of nowhere.......
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/funny-pictures-showgirls-advertisem.jpg
......put in a beer tap...................
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/227.jpg
.....in fact, I put in two beer taps.......................
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..........hooked up a satellite dish, a vending machine that sold cold sandwiches and installed a condom machine in the potties and painted "The Hot Lounge" on the front doors.
So this is where the teams that have no chance go to when their season ends.
How do you get into the Hot chick Lounge you ask?
Well there are basically three ways to gain your VIP invitation to the Hot Chick Lounge.
1) Lose 9 games and you are in.
2) You are mathematically eliminated.
3) I decide that it is time to put you out of your misery and just sit your sorry ass down.
This saves my brain from being overloaded for the season and trying to write about a team that has no chance at a winning season or even a win for that matter.
So as the season goes along, if you see that you've gone to the Hot Chick Lounge, just try to enjoy your time there. You won't be alone in there, no sir. You will have plenty of pics of trashy women to look at and if you are smart, you will watch the rest of the league play to see how good teams actually play this game.
So have fun, losers.
The GOW and Thunder Dome!!
So I not only ranked the teams, but I make pics each week on the games. Each conference gets a Game of the Week (GOW to you and me). It's my version of Monday Night Football.
So I purchased a huge plot of land and built a stadium that could hold such a great game. It had to be strong enough. It had to be tough enough. It had to be so well built that it could contain two teams that will stop at nothing to get a win in the GOW.
And I built such a venue and named it.........................THUNDER DOME!!!
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/thunderdome.jpg
Ok, not so original, I know, but if it was good enough for Mel Gibson and that goofy looking, idiot bastard Master Blaster to do battle in Mad Max 3, then it is surely good enough for the GOW!
So.........................
Does your team have the GLBalls….…
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...........to win the Pimp Cup this season?
Or is your team just another………….
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Who will be the team to step up and grab destiny by the tits, put their face in between them and go bbbbllllllllbbbbblllllllllllbbbbllllllllbbbbbbb?
You think your team can?
You do?
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Those are some bold words considering the company you're in.
We will see, oh yes, we will see.
Will your team be the next Pimp Cup champion?
Will your team just get pimped out?
Don’t ask me! Read the Sport's Page and you'll find that all of your wildest dreams will come true, that's what I do. Vote for Pedro, chuckle heads!!
You Sport’s Page vets know what is coming.
No season can officially start until we hear the very first……………….
……………..LET’S DO THIS SHIT!!
You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them.
****ALPHA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
#1 Munich ManiAx (0-0) -
Team Rating: 72
Stadium: Munich Stadium
Last Season Record/Playoffs: 13-3/3-1
Titles Won: League Titles: 1
Conference Titles: 2
Staff: Owner - BigRaguDTD, Videocrack
Head Coach - Adamantenigma
OC - Korrupt1
ST Coach - Fuller7586
Scout - Bartleby-77, Steeeve, Jayadamo DTD
Report: Now I know all the old guard teams of EE Pro are going to go ballistic about this one. But the ManiAx are a pretty good looking team to put at the top. Their team rates at a 72, they have no chemistry issues and they have a roster that can back it up. They also have some great game planners that they can drink until dawn and still win a championship in the morning. So nothing against the veteran EE Pro teams, but as of this moment, the ManiAx look best on paper.
Yes, there is a difference between ratings and actual game planning and how things look on paper and blah, blah, blah, blah. They may or may not win the championship and they may or may not be #1 at the end of the season, but for right now they are the best on paper.
I do think they will win a playoff spot and be a major contender for the title this season.
So, now that I've put a HUGE target on your drunken backs, good luck ManiAx.
XOxOxoXoXo - SA (hugs and kisses - SA)
Next opponent: at Stuttgart Blitzkrieg
#2 Sofia Spiders (0-0) -
Team Rating: 72
Stadium: The Web
Last Season Record/Playoffs: 12-4/0-1
Titles Won: League Titles: 2
Conference Titles: 2
Staff: Owner - jbleich
Head Coach - rommvon
DC - Soul Reaper
ST Coach - Talcion
Report: Ok, they go 12-4 last season with an early exit at the hands of the Short Bus. I think this team has got a big chip on it's shoulder and has something to prove this season that it can be a league title contending team. They have a roster that ranks with the best in EE Pro and look for them to again have a double digit win season, plus go further in the playoffs. These will be some mean eight legged bastards this season.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSOHkcyllxY
............like I said, mean eight legged bastards.
Good luck Spiders.
Next opponent: Hellas Hoplites
#3 Ares Assassins (0-0) -
Team Rating: 72
Stadium: Trojan War Room
Last Season Record/Playoffs: 13-3/0-1
Titles Won: League Titles: 4
Conference Titles: 4
Staff: Owners - Mauler, 1slash29
OC - jrock
Asst OC - HERO
Asst DC - Kentrol72
Report: 13-3 record last season. Four league titles won. These guys have the roster, the experience and the "know how" to win a championship. They are a major contender for the title and should be in the top 4 come playoff time.
Good luck Assassins.
Next opponent: at Jefferson City Bucks
#4 Shortbus Allstars (0-0) -
Team Rating: 69
Stadium: The Drool-a-plex
Last Season Record/Playoffs: 12-4/1-1
Titles Won: League Titles: 2
Conference Titles: 3
Staff: Owners- seanb1979, Asian Sensation
Report: Well if I had only one game to play to save my life, this would be the team I would want to play for me in that one game. These guys are an unbelievable all around well run team. Hardly anything gets past these game planning freaks and they have been successful for many seasons, even with 3 of my crappy built players.
If they can win with three of my guys on their team, just think of what they could do with some really good builds.
I see these guys taking a BIG shot at the title this season.
How did I get on such a dam good team you ask?
Well I saw a hiring sign and I fit what they were looking for exactly to a T..............
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/hiring_losers-12906.jpg
Good luck Allstars.
Next opponent: at Bucharest Warriors
#5 Alexandrovsk Conquerors (0-0) -
Team Rating: 69
Stadium: Conquerors Cave
Last Season Record/Playoffs: 8-8
Titles Won: Conference Title: 1
Staff: Owners - Crick, rlott42
OC - Grid
Asst DC - Maddencoach
ST Coach - ht44601
Report: The Conquerors are back for another go of it this season. After going 8-8 and missing the playoffs, they are looking to make this season their championship season. They have an impressive roster filled with mostly low 70 level players. The O-line is great at opening holes for HB Ice'd Cheetah and protecting the back side of QB Wing N Darts. The playoffsare definitely what's in store for the Conqueror's and maybe a shiny gold trophy to finally place in the cabinet along side the silver one.
Good luck Conqueror's.
Next opponent: Vilnius Velociraptors
#6 Old School (0-0) -
Team Rating: 69
Stadium: Brewer Stadium
Last Season Record/Playoffs: 16-0/3-1
Titles Won: League Titles: 2
Conference Titles: 3
Staff: Owners - Newhouse81, Himewad
Head Coach - BADGERBACKER
OC - Madmustaff
DC - JTD
Report: The only thing that stops me from tossing them up to the top 4 is the chemistry. hopefully it won't hurt them, but ifanyone can overcome a chemistry deficiency it should be these guys. I was on the Falcon Punchers with Himewad, so I know this team has to be well run.
Their roster is power packed with level 70 players and they should be making a dash for the post season and maybe even a run for the gold with HB Kogel Michalek leading the way on the ground.
good luck Old School'ers.
Next opponent: Odessa Mojo
#7 Buda Pests (0-0) -
Team Rating: 69
Stadium: The Roach Motel
Last Season Record/Playoffs: 10-6/0-1
Titles Won: Tournaments: 2nd Place S12 Real Thing Tournament
Staff: Owner - nthomas
Head Coach - mzldr2
OC - Buckeyed
DC - ptriley
Asst DC - Ballhawk, Neoprxis
ST Coach - Warax
Report: The Pests are looking to improve upon a 10-6 regular season record and one and done in the playoffs from last season. Their defense should be able to keep them in games long enough so the offense can close it out. They will definitely push for a playoff spot this season and hopefully last a bit longer in the playoffs.
Good luck Pests.
Next opponent: Belgrade Blaze
#8 Arkadak Arsenal (0-0) -
Team Rating: 69
Stadium: The Killzone
Last Season Record/Playoffs: 6-10
Titles Won: League Titles: 2
Conference Titles: 2
Staff: Owner - Sean Payton
OC - Forbin
Asst OC - dlux67, Wei Wu Wei
DC - Rage Kinard
Asst DC - ken-in-rockwall
ST Coach - Jetozhi
Report: Last season the Arsenal went 6-10 in the regular season and missed the playoffs. Now after a season in the Pro's and fresh meat entering the fray, it could mean it's time for the Arsenal to make a jump into the playoff ranks.
With NT Stellon Yomomma and LB's Jonathan Vilma and Mick Mars leading the defense, they may have a good shot at the post season party this season.
Good luck Arsenal.
Next opponent: at C-Town Hoodlums
#9 Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps (0-0) -
Team Rating: 69
Stadium: Stinger Stadium
Last Season Record/Playoffs: 11-5/2-1
Titles Won: Conference Titles: 1
Staff: Owners - Madmal, Warlordss
Head Coach - nickr1
OC - SeattleNiner
Asst OC - PSUfan88
DC - Justme2002
Asst DC - JIX
ST Coach - 49er Faithful
Scout - woofin
Report: The Sea Wasps look like they will be a tough game no matter who they play. They have a really good roster put together with some really good depth too. It will be all up to their game planning as far as how far they go into the playoffs. This season QB Vince Ferragamo will leada high powered offense and hopefully to a playoff berth.
Good luck Sea Wasps.
Next opponent: at Rome Raiders
#10 Vladivostok Voodoo (0-0) -
Team Rating: 69
Stadium: The Voodoo Mansion™
Last Season Record/Playoffs: 2-14
Titles Won: League Titles: 1
Conference Titles: 2
Staff: Owners - Roctronic, R007C
Head Coach - Jrry32
Asst OC - XiaominWu
Scout - UCLABUCSFAN
Report: The Voo Doo may make a run at the post season fiesta this season, but it won't be easy at all for them. They have a lot of 70 level starters, but also a few mid 40 level players as depth. Their starting QB and HB are at high 50's, not the best at two high profile positions. Hopefully none of this will hurt their chances at a playoff spot.
Good luck Voo Doo.
Next opponent: Buffalo WarZone
#11 Sarajevo Black Hand (0-0) -
Team Rating: 69
Stadium: Burial Grounds
Last Season Record/Playoffs: 16-0/2-1
Titles Won: None
Staff: Owner - Buck n rut
Head Coach - AlBarsch
Asst OC - Peacesells
Asst DC - Gaderman, xrayu92
ST Coach - Sarab
Scout - Big Marc
Report: The black hand is a good mix of lower and higher level players. Some are in the 50's, the 60's and low 70's. So the mix may hinder them being one of the top teams that they usually are. But they can still pose trouble with a very good O-line creating holes for their star HB Joe "Guardian Angel" Delaney. A run at the playoffs isn't out of the question, but how far they go depends on their GLBalls.
Good luck Black Hand.
Next opponent: The Cape Town Cubicles
#12 Stirling Four Horsemen (0-0) -
Team Rating: 69
Stadium: Scotland Yard
Last Season Record/Playoffs: 13-3/1-1
Titles Won: League Titles: 1
Conference Titles: 1
Staff: Owners - Sooner17, Jediknight120
OC - Daudy
Asst OC - Derek McFadden
DC - Chocoburgers
Asst DC - SPYFELLOW
ST Coach - Schenko
Scout - Ronnie Brown 23
Report: Stirling is another #A1 team that did very well last season and are looking to continue their success up here in the Pro's. QB Brady Carr is one of the best and he leads a well balanced offense into the new league. It's a shame I couldn't put them, higher, but that's how rough it is in EE Pro.
good luck Four Horsemen.
Next opponent: at Nolaha K&B Purple Spider Pigs
#13 Ukraine Freight Train (0-0) -
Team Rating: 69
Stadium: Train Station
Last Season Record/Playoffs: 15-1/1-1
Titles Won: League Titles: 2
Conference Titles: 3
Staff: Owners - Numone, SAVAGE OPS
DC - Mat McBriar
Scouts - dthorne04
Report: Alright, I know I'm going to regret putting these guys at 13, every time they move up I put them at some crazy ranking and they ALWAYS prove me wrong and end up in the title fight. So maybe this is a good thing for them. But whatever happens they have a good shot at making the playoffs, so if you think the Freight Train is a free ride to a win, you better think again. They've had success in every league they've been in and I'm sure they will do the same up here.
Good luck Freight Train.
Next opponent: at Russian Revolution
#14 Minsk Ninjas (0-0) -
Team Rating: 60
Stadium: The Ninjas' Lair
Last Season Record/Playoffs: 14-2/1-1
Titles Won: League Titles: 2
Conference Titles: 3
Staff: Owner - lalonghorn
Report: These guys are rated a 60 because they haven't set their depth chart yet, but they have a good looking roster and a decent chemistry. So who knows, they may just make a run at a playoff spot after all. Keep your guard up against this team.
Good luck Ninjas.
Next opponent: Stewart Ballers
#15 Saratov Catrades(0-0) -
Team Rating: 30
Stadium: Chairman Meow's Glorious Stadium
Last Season Record/Playoffs: 7-9
Titles Won: Conference Titles: 1
Staff: Owners - E Minor, lalawomans
DC - misterbing
Report: Well these guys are ALMOST a CPU team and if they can't field a team it will be an easy win for the rest of the league all season long.
Good luck Catrades.
Next opponent: at Chernobyl Aftermath
#16 Hollywood TimberWolves (0-0) -
Team Rating: 0
Stadium: The Den
Last Season Record/Playoffs: 14-2/2-1
Titles Won: League Titles: 1
Conference Titles: 1
Staff: Owner - seandeezy05
Head Coach - William78
ST Coach - Ridersfan13
Scout - regoob2
Report: Well they aren't a CPU team.................oh hell, yes they are too a CPU team. Nothing but small appliances are on this roster, so..............
FREE WINS EVERYBODY!!!
Make sure you tell them thank you.
Good luck next season TimberWolves.
Next opponent: Portland Niners
Good luck to all the teams in Alpha!
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****ZETA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week Ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
#1 Rome Raiders (0-0) -
Team Rating: 72
Stadium: Rome Dome
Last Season Record/Playoffs: 11-5/0-1
Titles Won: League Titles: 1
Conference Titles: 1
Staff: Owner - Arlacuesta
DC - bacardi
Asst DC - head1
ST Coach - SBomber23
Scout - Nanasty, minhjn
Report: Well I chose the Raiders as the #1 team to start off the season. And believe me, it absolutely KILLS me to pick a team called the Raiders as the #1 team being that I'm a HUGE Bronco's fan.
The main reason is the chemistry. Theirs is better than Stuttgart's and that might trouble the blitzkrieg early on. Also, out of Rome's first five games they play teams they have a significant advantage over and getting those wins that might help boost their chemistry a little quicker and keep it stable for the rest of the season.
Watch for them to make the playoffs for sure and challenge for the Zeta title too.
So good luck, #1 Rome Raiders.
Next opponent: Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps
#2 Stuttgart Blitzkrieg (0-0) -
Team Rating: 72
Stadium: Blitzkrieg Stadium
Last Season Record/Playoffs: 6-10
Titles Won: League Titles: 3
Conference Titles: 4
Staff: Owners - Steelraptors, Hikariu
Head Coach - a3puttbogi
Asst DC - Stobie
Report: So if you read Rome's report, you know why I picked them over Stuttgart......chemistry. The blitzkrieg have a tough start to the season up against the ManiAx in game 1 and a slew of teams ranked 69 or better until week 12. The only other team lower than a 69 is the Mojo in week 3. But hopefully the chemistry won't affect them too much and they can start the season off strong. These gs are a definite playoff team and should be a title contender as well.
Good luck blitzkrieg.
Next opponent: Munich ManiAx
#3 Jefferson City Bucks (0-0) -
Team Rating: 69
Stadium: Bucks Stadium
Last Season Record/Playoffs: 15-1/4-0
Titles Won: League Titles: 1
Conference Titles: 1
Staff: Owners - Adamantenigma, Joshuashipley21
Head Coach - Balls Models
Asst OC - Kenshinzen
DC - Dyreskov
Asst DC - Mightyhalo
ST Coach - jaredo78
Scout - Helmetcreator, Norse79
Report: Their name is Buck and they came here to fuck..................many times (16 times in the regular season to be exact about it)!
These guys are the defending Pimp Cup champions and are looking to take the Pro's by storm. They are the EE3A1 champs, but they are also one of the teams that landed my crap built player. So that could cost them a game or two.
They start off against one of the top teams in Alpha, so there won't be any baby steps for the Bucks.
This roster is solid all the way around and very few chinks in the armor. With HB Patrick "Runnin for" Miles and QB Hawkeye Smith on offense and one of the best defenses put together in the league, they will be in the playoffs for sure and prolly a top 4 team to boot.
Good luck Bucks.
Next opponent: Ares Assassins
#4 Portland Niners (0-0) -
Team Rating: 69
Stadium: Candlestick Park
Last Season Record/Playoffs: 7-9
Titles Won: League Titles: 1
Conference Titles: 1
Staff: Owner - JTsNiners
Head Coach - griffin8r
Scouts - Josh Howell, gocincinnati, mcnastasty
Report: Good lord, how many really good teams are there up here?!
Well here's another one, the Niners have a well put together team and one very strong O-line. They should give defenses fits and DC's nervous breakdowns all season long.
If they have the GLBalls to match the roster, then they should not only make the playoffs but also go more than 1 round.
Good luck Niners.
Next opponent: at Hollywood TimberWolves
#5 C-Town Hoodlums (0-0) -
Team Rating: 69
Stadium: Hoodlum Stadium
Last Season Record/Playoffs: 9-7/0-1
Titles Won: Conference Titles: 1
Staff: Owners - Lemdog, Cabo25
Head Coach - VietcCamp
OC - Derek McFadden
Asst OC - Jrry32, Blazinken
DC - youngjp90
Asst DC - Genoc1de
ST Coach - UCLABUCSFAN
Scouts - Ducksfan127, Rube, Joiner1397, Rashard Mendenhall
Report: Another team with a solid roster and good depth. The chemistry is suspect, but in a league where most teams chemistry is a little off start the season it shouldn't be too much of a factor. But with QB Ryan "#1 pick" Leaf leading the offense, they should be in the playoff race and maybe even in line at a title shot.
Ya know what? I've never heard of C-Town. I didn't even know there was a C-Town, but I found it on the maps.
Strange, but you'd think C-Town would be after B-Town and before D-Town, but I found it on the maps right next to O-Town...........................
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG8IkUoZ6j0
Good luck Hoodlums.
Next opponent: Arkadak Arsenal
#6 Chernobyl Aftermath (0-0) -
Team Rating: 69
Stadium: SoftballerZ.com Stadium
Last Season Record/Playoffs: 16-0/2-1
Titles Won: None
Staff: Owner - jroyal73
Head Coach - MickLite7
Asst OC - widdows9000
DC - crabsack
Report: These guys are strong from top to bottom, head to toe and all points in between. It was tough to put them at 8ere are so many good teams in the league that it was the only spot I could put them at. They players are mostly in the high 60's and low 70's, so I think they should be a playoff caliber team and looking to break into the top 4 by seasons end.
HB Gerald Lewis, the O-line and the entire defense should be able to give the other teams in EE Pro much more than they bargained for.
Good luck Aftermath.
Next opponent: Saratov Catrades
#7 Nolaha K&B Purple Spider Pigs (0-0) -
Team Rating: 72
Stadium: The Barn
Last Season Record/Playoffs: 7-9
Titles Won: League Titles: 3
Conference Titles: 3
Staff: Owners - Kieth Dude, Robjay08
Head Coach - David Stern
Asst OC - jxgator33
DC - onepeat
ST Coach - Maddog86
Report: If these guys had anything that resembled chemistry I would have put them in the top 4, but the fact they have a stacked team with no (and I mean NO) chemistry makes me want to drop them down to 7. Hopefully it won't cost them any games and they can get some wins strung together and get their chemistry back in line, but it could be tough to do in this league.
But the great things about Spider Pigs is that they do whatever a spider pig does.......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=714-Ioa4XQw
Good luck Spider Pigs.
Next opponent: Stirling Four Horsemen
#8 Stewart Ballers (0-0) -
Team Rating: 69
Stadium: Baller's Palace
Last Season Record/Playoffs: 5-11
Titles Won: League Titles: 3
Conference Titles: 5
Staff: Owners - Kanaan, grizzbear
Head Coach - CMIKE
OC - GMathiasf
Report: These guys have got a put together roster and prolly the best HB and FB team in the history of mankind!
Ok, ok, ok, the FB is mine and I'm just talking shit. This is one of the teams that got one of my crap built players and they couldn't get anyone better than my guy. The HB is pretty good though (props to you Chad). I would have put them a tad lower because of the skewed chemistry, but the OC is quite brilliant and should keep the team in games and even have a shot at winning the ones they shouldn't win. They should be in the thick of things when it comes to the playoffs.
Good luck Ballers.
Next opponent: at Minsk Ninjas
#9 Belgrade Blaze (0-0) -
Team Rating: 69
Stadium: The Fire Pit
Last Season Record/Playoffs: 14-2/2-1
Titles Won: None
Staff: Owners - Bigduhe, Tigroklaws
OC - ep3388
Asst DC - timthorn
Report: The Blaze are ready to ignite and start a fire that will last from now until playoff time and beyond if they are good enough. Their roster is a strong one, having nothing but mid to high 60 leveled players on the squad. And with Sammy Thunder at QB and Joe Auer at HB, they should be one tough offense to contain for any team. Look for them to be in the playoffs for sure.
Good luck Blaze.
Next opponent: at Buda Pests
#10 Buffalo WarZone (0-0) -
Team Rating: 69
Stadium: Rich Stadium
Last Season Record/Playoffs: 12-4/0-1
Titles Won: League Titles: 1
Conference Titles: 2
Staff: Owners - mikey82, yardrat
Head Coach - hydrosmak
Report: The WarZone look like they are definitely ready to compete for a title shot. They have a premier WR in Justin Jenkins that should help stretch out defenses and a D-line that should shut down any HB and scare the poop out of any QB. I think the end zone is one zone that you won't see often against the WarZone. They will be pushing for one of the 8 playoff spots, definitely.
Good luck WarZone.
Next opponent: at Vladivostok Voodoo
#11 Russian Revolution (0-0) -
Team Rating: 69
Stadium: Heroes of the Revolution Stadium
Last Season Record/Playoffs: 12-4/2-1
Titles Won: League Titles: 1
Conference Titles: 1
Staff: Owners - RealLT, LT56
OC - Delts76
DC - Kurieg
ST Coach - The Avenger
Scout - Saints4life08
Report: The majority of their roster is made up of mid-50 level players, they will need a huge pair of GLBalls to make the playoffs, but I think they will end up sitting this post season out.
They do have some talent to watch out for like WR Mr Irvin, SS Mr Lott and HB Patron white. So if you don't do your homework on these guys you might end up with a loss.
Good luck Russian revolution.
Next opponent: Ukraine Freight Train
#12 Bucharest Warriors (0-0) -
Team Rating: 69
Stadium: Politehnica Maidan
Last Season Record/Playoffs: 3-13
Titles Won: League Titles: 1
Conference Titles: 1
Staff: Owner - Cojanu
Head Coach - Warthog
OC - The Highest Power
DC - norryallstar14
Report: These guys have a packed roster, but the chemistry might cause them some problems early. They should be contending for a playoff spot and depending on the size of their GLBalls, they could be up for a title shot.
Good luck Bucharest Warriors.
Next opponent: Shortbus Allstars
#13 Odessa Mojo (0-0) -
Team Rating: 63
Stadium: Mojo Coliseum
Last Season Record/Playoffs: 14-2/1-1
Titles Won: League Titles: 4
Conference Titles: 4
Tournaments: S11 Davy Jones Locker Invitational
Staff: Owners - Bowhnt247, minus the pain
Head Coach - Hickster97200
OC - Madmustaff
DC - JTD
ST Coach - Ace14312
Scout - Sten Toft, cincredfan, tallbella, allenc
Report: The Mojo have a low level roster for this league. It could be back to 3A if they aren't careful. They won't see any post season action this season, but watch out in future seasons.
I've heard great things about the Mojo, but for now it looks like someone stole their mojo.......................
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhGq-Z7RqDY
Curse that Dr Evil and his Fat Bastard!!
Good luck Mojo.
Next opponent: at Old School
#14 Hellas Hoplites (0-0) -
Team Rating: 66
Stadium: The Hot Gates
Last Season Record/Playoffs: 2-14
Titles Won: League Titles: 1
Conference Titles: 1
Staff: Owners - Evileyez, Enders
Head Coach - NickS
OC - Tupper56
ST Coach - Bigbird39
Report: The low level roster will keep them at near bottom all season long, but good luck next season. Playoffs aren't even in the realm of possibility for these guys this season, so enjoy a season in the oven for now.
Good luck Hoplites.
Next opponent: at Sofia Spiders
#15 Vilnius Velociraptors (0-0) -
Team Rating: 45
Stadium: Jurassic Jungle
Last Season Record/Playoffs: 4-12
Titles Won: League Titles: 1
Conference Titles: 1
Staff: Owner - Steel Destroyer
ST Coach - goof21
Scout - -MITH-
Report: Finally I get to do some write ups for Steel Destroyer and MITH and the team is on the down slide, what a pisser.
They went from kicking ass....................
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/VelociraptorwithaJetpackandScissors.jpg
to ass kicked........................
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/small_velociraptorhuntingtrophy.jpg .
Hopefully they can turn things around and we'll see an improved team down the road. They could be the doormat if Cape Town does get a team.
Good luck Vilnius Velociraptors.
Next opponent: at Alexandrovsk Conquerors
#16 The Cape Town Cubicles (0-0) -
Team Rating: 0
Stadium: Le Cube
Last Season Record/Playoffs: 15-1/1-1
Titles Won: None
Staff: Owner - daman12457
Head Coach - bacardi
OC - Stephenthegreat
Report: Well it's hard to win games when you don't have only CPU players. As of now, they have only CPU's on the roster and even if they do bring some ringers in, their chemistry might be so screwed up to where they may really be in last place at the end of the season anyways.
Guess we'll just have to wait and see, but for now everyone might be enjoying a free W when playing the Cubes.
Good luck Cubicles.
Next opponent: at Sarajevo Black Hand
Good luck to all the teams in Zeta!
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*****WEEK 1 ALPHA VS ZETA INTER-CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****
So I’ll keep track of my predictions week by week just to see if I am any dam good. In the Game of the Week's (GOW) I'll go up against my old pal, the On Line Magic 8 Ball http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball/
Yes, I really do consult an On Line Magic 8 Ball.
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 1:
Overall:
SA’s GOW:
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW:
Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps at Rome Raiders = Rome Raiders (Zeta)
Munich ManiAx at Stuttgart Blitzkrieg = Munich ManiAx (Alpha)
Ares Assassins at Jefferson City Bucks = Jefferson City Bucks (Zeta)
Belgrade Blaze at Buda Pests = Belgrade blaze (Zeta)
Portland Niners at Hollywood TimberWolves = Portland Niners (Zeta)
Buffalo WarZone at Vladivostok Voodoo = Buffalo WarZone (Zeta)
Stirling Four Horsemen at Nolaha K&B Purple Spider Pigs = Stirling Four Horsemen (Alpha)
Arkadak Arsenal at C-Town Hoodlums = Arkadak Arsenal (Alpha)
Stewart Ballers at Minsk Ninjas = Stewart Ballers (Zeta)
Shortbus Allstars at Bucharest Warriors = Shortbus Allstars (Alpha)
Ukraine Freight Train at Russian Revolution = Ukraine Freight Train (Alpha)
Saratov Catrades at Chernobyl Aftermath = Chernobyl Aftermath (Zeta)
Odessa Mojo at Old School = Old School (Alpha)
Hellas Hoplites at Sofia Spiders = Sofia Spiders (Alpha)
Vilnius Velociraptors at Alexandrovsk Conquerors = Alexandrovsk Conquerors (Alpha)
The Cape Town Cubicles at Sarajevo Black Hand = Sarajevo Black Hand (Alpha)
*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
Munich ManiAx at Stuttgart Blitzkrieg -
Welcome to Thunder Dome!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUoPWnlnvLQ
Two teams enter! One team leaves!
The very first GOW must be played in the only venue strong enough, tough enough and able to withstand the might and fury of GLB dot simulated football action!!
Plus, they sell those tasty cheesy beer brats from Wisconsin that I love so much!
If you've never been to Thunder Dome to watch the GOW, then please listen carefully. The plastic at your feet is for you to pull over yourself so you get no blood splatters on you. It is NOT for any deviant sexual purposes, unless I am invited.
Please do not enter the restricted access areas. You will know these areas because of these posted signs..................
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/no_trespassing-12503.jpg
We do not fuck around in Thunder Dome.
So enjoy the game.
The Munich ManiAx.
The Stuttgart Blitzkrieg.
Two German teams fighting over the same Fraulein.
The rules?
There are no rules!
Knives? USE THEM!
Small firearms? YOU KNOW IT!
Dunking the opposing teams wiener-schnitzel into a bowl of farf hug nugen? Weird......very weird, but.................ACCEPTABLE!!
Sending yourself roses on valentines Day to make the opposing team jealous and ask you out just so you can humilate them by refusing? Oh you are devious, but...............DO IT!!
Good luck in Thunder Dome, bitches.
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the ManiAx beat the Blitzkrieg?
8 Ball's answer: Most Likely.
SA's Pick: Munich ManiAx
Magic 8 Ball Pick: Munich ManiAx
Well we both picked the ManiAx to beat the blitzkrieg in the first GOW of season 14. Stupid 8-ball is always cheating and picking whomever I pick. I hate the 8-ball!!!
And if everything goes to my predictions, then the Alpha conference should win the Inter-Conference War in week 1 by a tally of 9 wins for Alpha to Zeta's 7 wins.
So make sure your team represents in week 1 and good luck to both conference's.
Let’s do this shit!!
Good luck to all the Alpha and Zeta teams this week in the Inter-Conference games!
Ladies and gentlemen!
Boys and girls of all ages!
Mr. and Mrs. America and all the ships at sea and to all our troops around the globe!
Welcome, to the greatest rankings on earth!
Welcome to SA’s Sports Page!! (applause)
And welcome to season 14 in EEPro!
The Sport’s Page has finally reached EE Pro thanks to some help from some good teams along the way. Freight Train, Short Bus, the Ballers, Bucks and the ManiAx all let me tag along and some even got one of my crappy build players to play towel boy for the team.
If you have never seen the Sport’s Page, if you have never read the Sport's Page, if you have never heard of the Sport's Page.............................
.......................what planet have you been on for the past 9 seasons?!?!
It is only the greatest rankings and predictions ever done by a human being since the good Lord invented Cheez Wiz!
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If you don’t know who I am……..well look at the profile, chuckle head!
I’m SA and I’ve been around since season 1 and have been doing these write ups since season 5, I did them last season in EEAAA1.
I owned the Banghazi Barbary Lions in season 5, the very first Pimp Cup champions, really I did. The trophy is on my profile, so I’m not just bullshitting you.
Plus I co-owned the Banja Luka Funky Bunch, the winners of the season 10 Pimp Cup.
I have players on the Short Bus All-Stars, Stewart Ballers, Jefferson City Bucks, the Ukraine Freight Train and a GM’ship on the Munich ManiAx. So if you feel that I am being biased towards any of these teams in these spectacular write ups, then you are absolutely correct. Hey, at least I’m honest about being a biased jerk and if you don’t like it you can put your diapers back on!
But last season we played with the Chernobyl Aftermath, Sarajevo Black Hand, Stirling Four Horsemen and I’ve heard of the Odessa Mojo. I used to DC the Carpathian Roughnecks against the Alexandrovsk Conquerors and Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps back in seasons 5-8, before the Roughnecks became the Rockhampton Loggerheads. And I know Steel Destroyer, owner of Vilnius, from seasons 7-9 playing against Czech Yourself. So I am familiar with quite a few teams up here and hopefully I can get things partially right.
But I will try to keep things on the level, unless your team just has absolutely no chance in hell and then I’ll just unmercifully ridicule you until you run upstairs from your your room in your parents basement and let your mommy hold you while you cry and put powder on your bottom and tell you everything will be ok and how special you are.
So before we get started, let’s get one thing straight. These are the way I see things, they are my own opinions and are of no big importance, so if you don’t like them just post so.
We all got an opinion, it’s just that yours is wrong and mine is always right.
So welcome to the Pre-Season Issue!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWxuC_MdvQg
You Sport's Page vet's already know what this is all about, but if you are a first time reader of the Sport's Page......listen up!
I ranked the teams to the ratings and strength of roster and my own opinion, so if you are going to cry about where you are ranked or get mad and start cussing me out, just remember that the cream always seems to rise to the top and the rest of the league always falls into place anyway, so don’t get crazy on me just yet.
So you must all be asking yourselves “What the hell is a Pimp Cup?”
Well, here it is………………….
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/pc3.jpg
..............THE PIMP CUP!!!
Every season I hand out a trophy of my own to the glorious winners of the league and they get their name chiseled into the annals of GLB history and become part of simulated dot godhood.
Past winners of the legendary Pimp Cup Trophy…………
Season 5 – Banghazi Barbary Lions
Season 6 – Pretoria Pigs
Season 7 – Czech Yourself
Season 8 – Paris Smexies
Season 9 – Wildflecken Wolverines
Season 10 – Banja Luka Funky Bunch
Season 11 – Pirgos Warlords
Season 12 – Warsaw Gods of War
Season 13 – Jefferson City Bucks
Season 14 - ????? - Who has got the GLBalls to step up and win it this season?
These past champions have all gone on to unlimited fame and fortune and untold glory since winning the Pimp Cup and winning the Pimp Cup will always help you out with the ladies, if you know what I mean (wink, wink).
Sex……….if you didn’t know what I meant, I was referring to sex. Preferably sex of the vaginal kind, but like I learned in prison, a mouth is a mouth and a hole is even better.
We have the current defending Pimp Cup champions in the league with us this season, the Jeff City Bucks. They beat the Munich ManiAx to get their Pimp Cup trophy, so all you old guard Pro teams might want to watch your step this season.
So a very wise fortune cookie once told me “If you’re not first, you’re last”.
And that holds true today.
Gentlemen, there is no trophy for second place.
There is no “to place or to show”, just winning.
So looking around the league………….
Well season 14 looks to be shaping up as one of the most competitive I've ever seen. there are a lot of really good teams in each conference this season and a few that look to be the favorites already.
The Assassins, Spiders, ManiAx and Allstars have got to be considered to win Alpha and in Zeta I would think that the favs would include the Blitzkrieg and Rome Raiders this season.
The rest of the league is really even in strength, so positioning these teams was a really hard thing to do. So before you go nuts on me for ranking your team too low or not high enough, just remember that the cream always rises and the rest of the league will always fall into place.
But, there are a couple teams that are going to have no chance at all right from the start. None, nyet, nil, kaput.
The Cubicles, Velociraptors, TimberWolves and Catrades should be making a very early exit. So now might be a perfect time to explain about the Hot Chick Lounge.
The Hot Chick Lounge
Well many seasons ago, I purchased a tiny little strip club in the middle of nowhere.......
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/funny-pictures-showgirls-advertisem.jpg
......put in a beer tap...................
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/227.jpg
.....in fact, I put in two beer taps.......................
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/Beer--5438.jpg
..........hooked up a satellite dish, a vending machine that sold cold sandwiches and installed a condom machine in the potties and painted "The Hot Lounge" on the front doors.
So this is where the teams that have no chance go to when their season ends.
How do you get into the Hot chick Lounge you ask?
Well there are basically three ways to gain your VIP invitation to the Hot Chick Lounge.
1) Lose 9 games and you are in.
2) You are mathematically eliminated.
3) I decide that it is time to put you out of your misery and just sit your sorry ass down.
This saves my brain from being overloaded for the season and trying to write about a team that has no chance at a winning season or even a win for that matter.
So as the season goes along, if you see that you've gone to the Hot Chick Lounge, just try to enjoy your time there. You won't be alone in there, no sir. You will have plenty of pics of trashy women to look at and if you are smart, you will watch the rest of the league play to see how good teams actually play this game.
So have fun, losers.
The GOW and Thunder Dome!!
So I not only ranked the teams, but I make pics each week on the games. Each conference gets a Game of the Week (GOW to you and me). It's my version of Monday Night Football.
So I purchased a huge plot of land and built a stadium that could hold such a great game. It had to be strong enough. It had to be tough enough. It had to be so well built that it could contain two teams that will stop at nothing to get a win in the GOW.
And I built such a venue and named it.........................THUNDER DOME!!!
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/thunderdome.jpg
Ok, not so original, I know, but if it was good enough for Mel Gibson and that goofy looking, idiot bastard Master Blaster to do battle in Mad Max 3, then it is surely good enough for the GOW!
So.........................
Does your team have the GLBalls….…
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/funny-pictures-huge-nuts-2cG.jpg
...........to win the Pimp Cup this season?
Or is your team just another………….
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/thSexySheep.gif
Who will be the team to step up and grab destiny by the tits, put their face in between them and go bbbbllllllllbbbbblllllllllllbbbbllllllllbbbbbbb?
You think your team can?
You do?
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Those are some bold words considering the company you're in.
We will see, oh yes, we will see.
Will your team be the next Pimp Cup champion?
Will your team just get pimped out?
Don’t ask me! Read the Sport's Page and you'll find that all of your wildest dreams will come true, that's what I do. Vote for Pedro, chuckle heads!!
You Sport’s Page vets know what is coming.
No season can officially start until we hear the very first……………….
……………..LET’S DO THIS SHIT!!
You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them.
****ALPHA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
#1 Munich ManiAx (0-0) -
Team Rating: 72
Stadium: Munich Stadium
Last Season Record/Playoffs: 13-3/3-1
Titles Won: League Titles: 1
Conference Titles: 2
Staff: Owner - BigRaguDTD, Videocrack
Head Coach - Adamantenigma
OC - Korrupt1
ST Coach - Fuller7586
Scout - Bartleby-77, Steeeve, Jayadamo DTD
Report: Now I know all the old guard teams of EE Pro are going to go ballistic about this one. But the ManiAx are a pretty good looking team to put at the top. Their team rates at a 72, they have no chemistry issues and they have a roster that can back it up. They also have some great game planners that they can drink until dawn and still win a championship in the morning. So nothing against the veteran EE Pro teams, but as of this moment, the ManiAx look best on paper.
Yes, there is a difference between ratings and actual game planning and how things look on paper and blah, blah, blah, blah. They may or may not win the championship and they may or may not be #1 at the end of the season, but for right now they are the best on paper.
I do think they will win a playoff spot and be a major contender for the title this season.
So, now that I've put a HUGE target on your drunken backs, good luck ManiAx.
XOxOxoXoXo - SA (hugs and kisses - SA)
Next opponent: at Stuttgart Blitzkrieg
#2 Sofia Spiders (0-0) -
Team Rating: 72
Stadium: The Web
Last Season Record/Playoffs: 12-4/0-1
Titles Won: League Titles: 2
Conference Titles: 2
Staff: Owner - jbleich
Head Coach - rommvon
DC - Soul Reaper
ST Coach - Talcion
Report: Ok, they go 12-4 last season with an early exit at the hands of the Short Bus. I think this team has got a big chip on it's shoulder and has something to prove this season that it can be a league title contending team. They have a roster that ranks with the best in EE Pro and look for them to again have a double digit win season, plus go further in the playoffs. These will be some mean eight legged bastards this season.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSOHkcyllxY
............like I said, mean eight legged bastards.
Good luck Spiders.
Next opponent: Hellas Hoplites
#3 Ares Assassins (0-0) -
Team Rating: 72
Stadium: Trojan War Room
Last Season Record/Playoffs: 13-3/0-1
Titles Won: League Titles: 4
Conference Titles: 4
Staff: Owners - Mauler, 1slash29
OC - jrock
Asst OC - HERO
Asst DC - Kentrol72
Report: 13-3 record last season. Four league titles won. These guys have the roster, the experience and the "know how" to win a championship. They are a major contender for the title and should be in the top 4 come playoff time.
Good luck Assassins.
Next opponent: at Jefferson City Bucks
#4 Shortbus Allstars (0-0) -
Team Rating: 69
Stadium: The Drool-a-plex
Last Season Record/Playoffs: 12-4/1-1
Titles Won: League Titles: 2
Conference Titles: 3
Staff: Owners- seanb1979, Asian Sensation
Report: Well if I had only one game to play to save my life, this would be the team I would want to play for me in that one game. These guys are an unbelievable all around well run team. Hardly anything gets past these game planning freaks and they have been successful for many seasons, even with 3 of my crappy built players.
If they can win with three of my guys on their team, just think of what they could do with some really good builds.
I see these guys taking a BIG shot at the title this season.
How did I get on such a dam good team you ask?
Well I saw a hiring sign and I fit what they were looking for exactly to a T..............
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/hiring_losers-12906.jpg
Good luck Allstars.
Next opponent: at Bucharest Warriors
#5 Alexandrovsk Conquerors (0-0) -
Team Rating: 69
Stadium: Conquerors Cave
Last Season Record/Playoffs: 8-8
Titles Won: Conference Title: 1
Staff: Owners - Crick, rlott42
OC - Grid
Asst DC - Maddencoach
ST Coach - ht44601
Report: The Conquerors are back for another go of it this season. After going 8-8 and missing the playoffs, they are looking to make this season their championship season. They have an impressive roster filled with mostly low 70 level players. The O-line is great at opening holes for HB Ice'd Cheetah and protecting the back side of QB Wing N Darts. The playoffsare definitely what's in store for the Conqueror's and maybe a shiny gold trophy to finally place in the cabinet along side the silver one.
Good luck Conqueror's.
Next opponent: Vilnius Velociraptors
#6 Old School (0-0) -
Team Rating: 69
Stadium: Brewer Stadium
Last Season Record/Playoffs: 16-0/3-1
Titles Won: League Titles: 2
Conference Titles: 3
Staff: Owners - Newhouse81, Himewad
Head Coach - BADGERBACKER
OC - Madmustaff
DC - JTD
Report: The only thing that stops me from tossing them up to the top 4 is the chemistry. hopefully it won't hurt them, but ifanyone can overcome a chemistry deficiency it should be these guys. I was on the Falcon Punchers with Himewad, so I know this team has to be well run.
Their roster is power packed with level 70 players and they should be making a dash for the post season and maybe even a run for the gold with HB Kogel Michalek leading the way on the ground.
good luck Old School'ers.
Next opponent: Odessa Mojo
#7 Buda Pests (0-0) -
Team Rating: 69
Stadium: The Roach Motel
Last Season Record/Playoffs: 10-6/0-1
Titles Won: Tournaments: 2nd Place S12 Real Thing Tournament
Staff: Owner - nthomas
Head Coach - mzldr2
OC - Buckeyed
DC - ptriley
Asst DC - Ballhawk, Neoprxis
ST Coach - Warax
Report: The Pests are looking to improve upon a 10-6 regular season record and one and done in the playoffs from last season. Their defense should be able to keep them in games long enough so the offense can close it out. They will definitely push for a playoff spot this season and hopefully last a bit longer in the playoffs.
Good luck Pests.
Next opponent: Belgrade Blaze
#8 Arkadak Arsenal (0-0) -
Team Rating: 69
Stadium: The Killzone
Last Season Record/Playoffs: 6-10
Titles Won: League Titles: 2
Conference Titles: 2
Staff: Owner - Sean Payton
OC - Forbin
Asst OC - dlux67, Wei Wu Wei
DC - Rage Kinard
Asst DC - ken-in-rockwall
ST Coach - Jetozhi
Report: Last season the Arsenal went 6-10 in the regular season and missed the playoffs. Now after a season in the Pro's and fresh meat entering the fray, it could mean it's time for the Arsenal to make a jump into the playoff ranks.
With NT Stellon Yomomma and LB's Jonathan Vilma and Mick Mars leading the defense, they may have a good shot at the post season party this season.
Good luck Arsenal.
Next opponent: at C-Town Hoodlums
#9 Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps (0-0) -
Team Rating: 69
Stadium: Stinger Stadium
Last Season Record/Playoffs: 11-5/2-1
Titles Won: Conference Titles: 1
Staff: Owners - Madmal, Warlordss
Head Coach - nickr1
OC - SeattleNiner
Asst OC - PSUfan88
DC - Justme2002
Asst DC - JIX
ST Coach - 49er Faithful
Scout - woofin
Report: The Sea Wasps look like they will be a tough game no matter who they play. They have a really good roster put together with some really good depth too. It will be all up to their game planning as far as how far they go into the playoffs. This season QB Vince Ferragamo will leada high powered offense and hopefully to a playoff berth.
Good luck Sea Wasps.
Next opponent: at Rome Raiders
#10 Vladivostok Voodoo (0-0) -
Team Rating: 69
Stadium: The Voodoo Mansion™
Last Season Record/Playoffs: 2-14
Titles Won: League Titles: 1
Conference Titles: 2
Staff: Owners - Roctronic, R007C
Head Coach - Jrry32
Asst OC - XiaominWu
Scout - UCLABUCSFAN
Report: The Voo Doo may make a run at the post season fiesta this season, but it won't be easy at all for them. They have a lot of 70 level starters, but also a few mid 40 level players as depth. Their starting QB and HB are at high 50's, not the best at two high profile positions. Hopefully none of this will hurt their chances at a playoff spot.
Good luck Voo Doo.
Next opponent: Buffalo WarZone
#11 Sarajevo Black Hand (0-0) -
Team Rating: 69
Stadium: Burial Grounds
Last Season Record/Playoffs: 16-0/2-1
Titles Won: None
Staff: Owner - Buck n rut
Head Coach - AlBarsch
Asst OC - Peacesells
Asst DC - Gaderman, xrayu92
ST Coach - Sarab
Scout - Big Marc
Report: The black hand is a good mix of lower and higher level players. Some are in the 50's, the 60's and low 70's. So the mix may hinder them being one of the top teams that they usually are. But they can still pose trouble with a very good O-line creating holes for their star HB Joe "Guardian Angel" Delaney. A run at the playoffs isn't out of the question, but how far they go depends on their GLBalls.
Good luck Black Hand.
Next opponent: The Cape Town Cubicles
#12 Stirling Four Horsemen (0-0) -
Team Rating: 69
Stadium: Scotland Yard
Last Season Record/Playoffs: 13-3/1-1
Titles Won: League Titles: 1
Conference Titles: 1
Staff: Owners - Sooner17, Jediknight120
OC - Daudy
Asst OC - Derek McFadden
DC - Chocoburgers
Asst DC - SPYFELLOW
ST Coach - Schenko
Scout - Ronnie Brown 23
Report: Stirling is another #A1 team that did very well last season and are looking to continue their success up here in the Pro's. QB Brady Carr is one of the best and he leads a well balanced offense into the new league. It's a shame I couldn't put them, higher, but that's how rough it is in EE Pro.
good luck Four Horsemen.
Next opponent: at Nolaha K&B Purple Spider Pigs
#13 Ukraine Freight Train (0-0) -
Team Rating: 69
Stadium: Train Station
Last Season Record/Playoffs: 15-1/1-1
Titles Won: League Titles: 2
Conference Titles: 3
Staff: Owners - Numone, SAVAGE OPS
DC - Mat McBriar
Scouts - dthorne04
Report: Alright, I know I'm going to regret putting these guys at 13, every time they move up I put them at some crazy ranking and they ALWAYS prove me wrong and end up in the title fight. So maybe this is a good thing for them. But whatever happens they have a good shot at making the playoffs, so if you think the Freight Train is a free ride to a win, you better think again. They've had success in every league they've been in and I'm sure they will do the same up here.
Good luck Freight Train.
Next opponent: at Russian Revolution
#14 Minsk Ninjas (0-0) -
Team Rating: 60
Stadium: The Ninjas' Lair
Last Season Record/Playoffs: 14-2/1-1
Titles Won: League Titles: 2
Conference Titles: 3
Staff: Owner - lalonghorn
Report: These guys are rated a 60 because they haven't set their depth chart yet, but they have a good looking roster and a decent chemistry. So who knows, they may just make a run at a playoff spot after all. Keep your guard up against this team.
Good luck Ninjas.
Next opponent: Stewart Ballers
#15 Saratov Catrades(0-0) -
Team Rating: 30
Stadium: Chairman Meow's Glorious Stadium
Last Season Record/Playoffs: 7-9
Titles Won: Conference Titles: 1
Staff: Owners - E Minor, lalawomans
DC - misterbing
Report: Well these guys are ALMOST a CPU team and if they can't field a team it will be an easy win for the rest of the league all season long.
Good luck Catrades.
Next opponent: at Chernobyl Aftermath
#16 Hollywood TimberWolves (0-0) -
Team Rating: 0
Stadium: The Den
Last Season Record/Playoffs: 14-2/2-1
Titles Won: League Titles: 1
Conference Titles: 1
Staff: Owner - seandeezy05
Head Coach - William78
ST Coach - Ridersfan13
Scout - regoob2
Report: Well they aren't a CPU team.................oh hell, yes they are too a CPU team. Nothing but small appliances are on this roster, so..............
FREE WINS EVERYBODY!!!
Make sure you tell them thank you.
Good luck next season TimberWolves.
Next opponent: Portland Niners
Good luck to all the teams in Alpha!
____________________________________________________________________________
****ZETA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week Ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
#1 Rome Raiders (0-0) -
Team Rating: 72
Stadium: Rome Dome
Last Season Record/Playoffs: 11-5/0-1
Titles Won: League Titles: 1
Conference Titles: 1
Staff: Owner - Arlacuesta
DC - bacardi
Asst DC - head1
ST Coach - SBomber23
Scout - Nanasty, minhjn
Report: Well I chose the Raiders as the #1 team to start off the season. And believe me, it absolutely KILLS me to pick a team called the Raiders as the #1 team being that I'm a HUGE Bronco's fan.
The main reason is the chemistry. Theirs is better than Stuttgart's and that might trouble the blitzkrieg early on. Also, out of Rome's first five games they play teams they have a significant advantage over and getting those wins that might help boost their chemistry a little quicker and keep it stable for the rest of the season.
Watch for them to make the playoffs for sure and challenge for the Zeta title too.
So good luck, #1 Rome Raiders.
Next opponent: Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps
#2 Stuttgart Blitzkrieg (0-0) -
Team Rating: 72
Stadium: Blitzkrieg Stadium
Last Season Record/Playoffs: 6-10
Titles Won: League Titles: 3
Conference Titles: 4
Staff: Owners - Steelraptors, Hikariu
Head Coach - a3puttbogi
Asst DC - Stobie
Report: So if you read Rome's report, you know why I picked them over Stuttgart......chemistry. The blitzkrieg have a tough start to the season up against the ManiAx in game 1 and a slew of teams ranked 69 or better until week 12. The only other team lower than a 69 is the Mojo in week 3. But hopefully the chemistry won't affect them too much and they can start the season off strong. These gs are a definite playoff team and should be a title contender as well.
Good luck blitzkrieg.
Next opponent: Munich ManiAx
#3 Jefferson City Bucks (0-0) -
Team Rating: 69
Stadium: Bucks Stadium
Last Season Record/Playoffs: 15-1/4-0
Titles Won: League Titles: 1
Conference Titles: 1
Staff: Owners - Adamantenigma, Joshuashipley21
Head Coach - Balls Models
Asst OC - Kenshinzen
DC - Dyreskov
Asst DC - Mightyhalo
ST Coach - jaredo78
Scout - Helmetcreator, Norse79
Report: Their name is Buck and they came here to fuck..................many times (16 times in the regular season to be exact about it)!
These guys are the defending Pimp Cup champions and are looking to take the Pro's by storm. They are the EE3A1 champs, but they are also one of the teams that landed my crap built player. So that could cost them a game or two.
They start off against one of the top teams in Alpha, so there won't be any baby steps for the Bucks.
This roster is solid all the way around and very few chinks in the armor. With HB Patrick "Runnin for" Miles and QB Hawkeye Smith on offense and one of the best defenses put together in the league, they will be in the playoffs for sure and prolly a top 4 team to boot.
Good luck Bucks.
Next opponent: Ares Assassins
#4 Portland Niners (0-0) -
Team Rating: 69
Stadium: Candlestick Park
Last Season Record/Playoffs: 7-9
Titles Won: League Titles: 1
Conference Titles: 1
Staff: Owner - JTsNiners
Head Coach - griffin8r
Scouts - Josh Howell, gocincinnati, mcnastasty
Report: Good lord, how many really good teams are there up here?!
Well here's another one, the Niners have a well put together team and one very strong O-line. They should give defenses fits and DC's nervous breakdowns all season long.
If they have the GLBalls to match the roster, then they should not only make the playoffs but also go more than 1 round.
Good luck Niners.
Next opponent: at Hollywood TimberWolves
#5 C-Town Hoodlums (0-0) -
Team Rating: 69
Stadium: Hoodlum Stadium
Last Season Record/Playoffs: 9-7/0-1
Titles Won: Conference Titles: 1
Staff: Owners - Lemdog, Cabo25
Head Coach - VietcCamp
OC - Derek McFadden
Asst OC - Jrry32, Blazinken
DC - youngjp90
Asst DC - Genoc1de
ST Coach - UCLABUCSFAN
Scouts - Ducksfan127, Rube, Joiner1397, Rashard Mendenhall
Report: Another team with a solid roster and good depth. The chemistry is suspect, but in a league where most teams chemistry is a little off start the season it shouldn't be too much of a factor. But with QB Ryan "#1 pick" Leaf leading the offense, they should be in the playoff race and maybe even in line at a title shot.
Ya know what? I've never heard of C-Town. I didn't even know there was a C-Town, but I found it on the maps.
Strange, but you'd think C-Town would be after B-Town and before D-Town, but I found it on the maps right next to O-Town...........................
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG8IkUoZ6j0
Good luck Hoodlums.
Next opponent: Arkadak Arsenal
#6 Chernobyl Aftermath (0-0) -
Team Rating: 69
Stadium: SoftballerZ.com Stadium
Last Season Record/Playoffs: 16-0/2-1
Titles Won: None
Staff: Owner - jroyal73
Head Coach - MickLite7
Asst OC - widdows9000
DC - crabsack
Report: These guys are strong from top to bottom, head to toe and all points in between. It was tough to put them at 8ere are so many good teams in the league that it was the only spot I could put them at. They players are mostly in the high 60's and low 70's, so I think they should be a playoff caliber team and looking to break into the top 4 by seasons end.
HB Gerald Lewis, the O-line and the entire defense should be able to give the other teams in EE Pro much more than they bargained for.
Good luck Aftermath.
Next opponent: Saratov Catrades
#7 Nolaha K&B Purple Spider Pigs (0-0) -
Team Rating: 72
Stadium: The Barn
Last Season Record/Playoffs: 7-9
Titles Won: League Titles: 3
Conference Titles: 3
Staff: Owners - Kieth Dude, Robjay08
Head Coach - David Stern
Asst OC - jxgator33
DC - onepeat
ST Coach - Maddog86
Report: If these guys had anything that resembled chemistry I would have put them in the top 4, but the fact they have a stacked team with no (and I mean NO) chemistry makes me want to drop them down to 7. Hopefully it won't cost them any games and they can get some wins strung together and get their chemistry back in line, but it could be tough to do in this league.
But the great things about Spider Pigs is that they do whatever a spider pig does.......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=714-Ioa4XQw
Good luck Spider Pigs.
Next opponent: Stirling Four Horsemen
#8 Stewart Ballers (0-0) -
Team Rating: 69
Stadium: Baller's Palace
Last Season Record/Playoffs: 5-11
Titles Won: League Titles: 3
Conference Titles: 5
Staff: Owners - Kanaan, grizzbear
Head Coach - CMIKE
OC - GMathiasf
Report: These guys have got a put together roster and prolly the best HB and FB team in the history of mankind!
Ok, ok, ok, the FB is mine and I'm just talking shit. This is one of the teams that got one of my crap built players and they couldn't get anyone better than my guy. The HB is pretty good though (props to you Chad). I would have put them a tad lower because of the skewed chemistry, but the OC is quite brilliant and should keep the team in games and even have a shot at winning the ones they shouldn't win. They should be in the thick of things when it comes to the playoffs.
Good luck Ballers.
Next opponent: at Minsk Ninjas
#9 Belgrade Blaze (0-0) -
Team Rating: 69
Stadium: The Fire Pit
Last Season Record/Playoffs: 14-2/2-1
Titles Won: None
Staff: Owners - Bigduhe, Tigroklaws
OC - ep3388
Asst DC - timthorn
Report: The Blaze are ready to ignite and start a fire that will last from now until playoff time and beyond if they are good enough. Their roster is a strong one, having nothing but mid to high 60 leveled players on the squad. And with Sammy Thunder at QB and Joe Auer at HB, they should be one tough offense to contain for any team. Look for them to be in the playoffs for sure.
Good luck Blaze.
Next opponent: at Buda Pests
#10 Buffalo WarZone (0-0) -
Team Rating: 69
Stadium: Rich Stadium
Last Season Record/Playoffs: 12-4/0-1
Titles Won: League Titles: 1
Conference Titles: 2
Staff: Owners - mikey82, yardrat
Head Coach - hydrosmak
Report: The WarZone look like they are definitely ready to compete for a title shot. They have a premier WR in Justin Jenkins that should help stretch out defenses and a D-line that should shut down any HB and scare the poop out of any QB. I think the end zone is one zone that you won't see often against the WarZone. They will be pushing for one of the 8 playoff spots, definitely.
Good luck WarZone.
Next opponent: at Vladivostok Voodoo
#11 Russian Revolution (0-0) -
Team Rating: 69
Stadium: Heroes of the Revolution Stadium
Last Season Record/Playoffs: 12-4/2-1
Titles Won: League Titles: 1
Conference Titles: 1
Staff: Owners - RealLT, LT56
OC - Delts76
DC - Kurieg
ST Coach - The Avenger
Scout - Saints4life08
Report: The majority of their roster is made up of mid-50 level players, they will need a huge pair of GLBalls to make the playoffs, but I think they will end up sitting this post season out.
They do have some talent to watch out for like WR Mr Irvin, SS Mr Lott and HB Patron white. So if you don't do your homework on these guys you might end up with a loss.
Good luck Russian revolution.
Next opponent: Ukraine Freight Train
#12 Bucharest Warriors (0-0) -
Team Rating: 69
Stadium: Politehnica Maidan
Last Season Record/Playoffs: 3-13
Titles Won: League Titles: 1
Conference Titles: 1
Staff: Owner - Cojanu
Head Coach - Warthog
OC - The Highest Power
DC - norryallstar14
Report: These guys have a packed roster, but the chemistry might cause them some problems early. They should be contending for a playoff spot and depending on the size of their GLBalls, they could be up for a title shot.
Good luck Bucharest Warriors.
Next opponent: Shortbus Allstars
#13 Odessa Mojo (0-0) -
Team Rating: 63
Stadium: Mojo Coliseum
Last Season Record/Playoffs: 14-2/1-1
Titles Won: League Titles: 4
Conference Titles: 4
Tournaments: S11 Davy Jones Locker Invitational
Staff: Owners - Bowhnt247, minus the pain
Head Coach - Hickster97200
OC - Madmustaff
DC - JTD
ST Coach - Ace14312
Scout - Sten Toft, cincredfan, tallbella, allenc
Report: The Mojo have a low level roster for this league. It could be back to 3A if they aren't careful. They won't see any post season action this season, but watch out in future seasons.
I've heard great things about the Mojo, but for now it looks like someone stole their mojo.......................
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhGq-Z7RqDY
Curse that Dr Evil and his Fat Bastard!!
Good luck Mojo.
Next opponent: at Old School
#14 Hellas Hoplites (0-0) -
Team Rating: 66
Stadium: The Hot Gates
Last Season Record/Playoffs: 2-14
Titles Won: League Titles: 1
Conference Titles: 1
Staff: Owners - Evileyez, Enders
Head Coach - NickS
OC - Tupper56
ST Coach - Bigbird39
Report: The low level roster will keep them at near bottom all season long, but good luck next season. Playoffs aren't even in the realm of possibility for these guys this season, so enjoy a season in the oven for now.
Good luck Hoplites.
Next opponent: at Sofia Spiders
#15 Vilnius Velociraptors (0-0) -
Team Rating: 45
Stadium: Jurassic Jungle
Last Season Record/Playoffs: 4-12
Titles Won: League Titles: 1
Conference Titles: 1
Staff: Owner - Steel Destroyer
ST Coach - goof21
Scout - -MITH-
Report: Finally I get to do some write ups for Steel Destroyer and MITH and the team is on the down slide, what a pisser.
They went from kicking ass....................
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/VelociraptorwithaJetpackandScissors.jpg
to ass kicked........................
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/small_velociraptorhuntingtrophy.jpg .
Hopefully they can turn things around and we'll see an improved team down the road. They could be the doormat if Cape Town does get a team.
Good luck Vilnius Velociraptors.
Next opponent: at Alexandrovsk Conquerors
#16 The Cape Town Cubicles (0-0) -
Team Rating: 0
Stadium: Le Cube
Last Season Record/Playoffs: 15-1/1-1
Titles Won: None
Staff: Owner - daman12457
Head Coach - bacardi
OC - Stephenthegreat
Report: Well it's hard to win games when you don't have only CPU players. As of now, they have only CPU's on the roster and even if they do bring some ringers in, their chemistry might be so screwed up to where they may really be in last place at the end of the season anyways.
Guess we'll just have to wait and see, but for now everyone might be enjoying a free W when playing the Cubes.
Good luck Cubicles.
Next opponent: at Sarajevo Black Hand
Good luck to all the teams in Zeta!
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*****WEEK 1 ALPHA VS ZETA INTER-CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****
So I’ll keep track of my predictions week by week just to see if I am any dam good. In the Game of the Week's (GOW) I'll go up against my old pal, the On Line Magic 8 Ball http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball/
Yes, I really do consult an On Line Magic 8 Ball.
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 1:
Overall:
SA’s GOW:
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW:
Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps at Rome Raiders = Rome Raiders (Zeta)
Munich ManiAx at Stuttgart Blitzkrieg = Munich ManiAx (Alpha)
Ares Assassins at Jefferson City Bucks = Jefferson City Bucks (Zeta)
Belgrade Blaze at Buda Pests = Belgrade blaze (Zeta)
Portland Niners at Hollywood TimberWolves = Portland Niners (Zeta)
Buffalo WarZone at Vladivostok Voodoo = Buffalo WarZone (Zeta)
Stirling Four Horsemen at Nolaha K&B Purple Spider Pigs = Stirling Four Horsemen (Alpha)
Arkadak Arsenal at C-Town Hoodlums = Arkadak Arsenal (Alpha)
Stewart Ballers at Minsk Ninjas = Stewart Ballers (Zeta)
Shortbus Allstars at Bucharest Warriors = Shortbus Allstars (Alpha)
Ukraine Freight Train at Russian Revolution = Ukraine Freight Train (Alpha)
Saratov Catrades at Chernobyl Aftermath = Chernobyl Aftermath (Zeta)
Odessa Mojo at Old School = Old School (Alpha)
Hellas Hoplites at Sofia Spiders = Sofia Spiders (Alpha)
Vilnius Velociraptors at Alexandrovsk Conquerors = Alexandrovsk Conquerors (Alpha)
The Cape Town Cubicles at Sarajevo Black Hand = Sarajevo Black Hand (Alpha)
*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
Munich ManiAx at Stuttgart Blitzkrieg -
Welcome to Thunder Dome!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUoPWnlnvLQ
Two teams enter! One team leaves!
The very first GOW must be played in the only venue strong enough, tough enough and able to withstand the might and fury of GLB dot simulated football action!!
Plus, they sell those tasty cheesy beer brats from Wisconsin that I love so much!
If you've never been to Thunder Dome to watch the GOW, then please listen carefully. The plastic at your feet is for you to pull over yourself so you get no blood splatters on you. It is NOT for any deviant sexual purposes, unless I am invited.
Please do not enter the restricted access areas. You will know these areas because of these posted signs..................
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/no_trespassing-12503.jpg
We do not fuck around in Thunder Dome.
So enjoy the game.
The Munich ManiAx.
The Stuttgart Blitzkrieg.
Two German teams fighting over the same Fraulein.
The rules?
There are no rules!
Knives? USE THEM!
Small firearms? YOU KNOW IT!
Dunking the opposing teams wiener-schnitzel into a bowl of farf hug nugen? Weird......very weird, but.................ACCEPTABLE!!
Sending yourself roses on valentines Day to make the opposing team jealous and ask you out just so you can humilate them by refusing? Oh you are devious, but...............DO IT!!
Good luck in Thunder Dome, bitches.
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the ManiAx beat the Blitzkrieg?
8 Ball's answer: Most Likely.
SA's Pick: Munich ManiAx
Magic 8 Ball Pick: Munich ManiAx
Well we both picked the ManiAx to beat the blitzkrieg in the first GOW of season 14. Stupid 8-ball is always cheating and picking whomever I pick. I hate the 8-ball!!!
And if everything goes to my predictions, then the Alpha conference should win the Inter-Conference War in week 1 by a tally of 9 wins for Alpha to Zeta's 7 wins.
So make sure your team represents in week 1 and good luck to both conference's.
Let’s do this shit!!
Good luck to all the Alpha and Zeta teams this week in the Inter-Conference games!
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