Warrior General Games

There once was a dude from an unknown team
that sent me a pm claiming he was the real Limas Sweed
I laughed at him heartily and then I sat up
And wondered aloud what's in that fool's cup
I looked at our roster and oh yes Indeed
I had a team full of Lumberjacks chopping with me
So I looked at the Oilers in there blue and red
and told my bro hey isn't that Oilers team dead
the pressure has caused this fool hallucinations
So we're gonna show you the true LONGHORN nation
so now I wait patiently until game time begins
and we will introduce that ass to the BBB#13 my friend

WR Greg" IMA BAD ASS MOFO" Timmons
Austin LumberJacks

TIMMMMMMBERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!

nice, maybe you should give up football and become a writer, lol

Originally posted by ANDY_VIGLIOTTI_ISAJOKE
nice, maybe you should give up football and become a writer, lol

lol thank you I do try...

awesome writing. im rooting for the lumberjacks in that game.

Limas, I like you. You're crazy! But I like you, I like your style!

wern't they in this league last season though?

It is time to institute a long lost tradition......... prima nocte if we cant kill them out we will breed them out. The dr. is in ..............your wifes bunghole

Originally posted by dang
wern't they in this league last season though?

If they were I dont remember lol

What if the guy really WAS Limas Sweed??

and you wonder why last year someone called the lumberjacks gay...

We were called gay?

They aren't?

yeah it was a bit of a shit storm... anyway nice poem.

I think they changed their name but they were here

All I remember from last year was making an amazing playoff run, not allowing an offensive TD to the mighty mighty Elves, and being one play away from not being in this league...

That's my version