Let me tell you about this guy Unconquered. The first game of the season last year between the Saints and the All-Stars, the coin toss was done by our special guest captain, little 8yr-old boy Timmy. Timmy suffers from uncontrollable flatus. I won't delve into the details of it because it'll just break your heart and bring water to your eyes.
Anyways Timmy was a fan of both teams and since we invited him to do the coin toss for the game. Unconquered, not wanting to feel left out asked little Timmy, if their was anything, anything at all that he himself could do for him. The flatus effecting Timmy more as he tried to subdue it asked him. "Will you do the predictions for next season if for some reason Whatsdafus is no longer in the conference?". Unconquered looked that kid square in the eyes and told him "You bet your flatus ass I will".
I myself shed a tear that day my friends. I knew that day Unconquered was not gonna pull some, "I don't remember this story", or "You makin' this sh@! up!". That my friends is what I call a man. A man who knows how to keep his word and stick to his promises and not back out of it like some lying scum.
Please join me in thanking Unconquered for taking over and doing the game predictions this season. Thanks man.
P.S. Timmy is getting much, much worse.
Anyways Timmy was a fan of both teams and since we invited him to do the coin toss for the game. Unconquered, not wanting to feel left out asked little Timmy, if their was anything, anything at all that he himself could do for him. The flatus effecting Timmy more as he tried to subdue it asked him. "Will you do the predictions for next season if for some reason Whatsdafus is no longer in the conference?". Unconquered looked that kid square in the eyes and told him "You bet your flatus ass I will".
I myself shed a tear that day my friends. I knew that day Unconquered was not gonna pull some, "I don't remember this story", or "You makin' this sh@! up!". That my friends is what I call a man. A man who knows how to keep his word and stick to his promises and not back out of it like some lying scum.
Please join me in thanking Unconquered for taking over and doing the game predictions this season. Thanks man.
P.S. Timmy is getting much, much worse.
