hay guys letz do some maths. On to the rankings:
1) Chicago Hedgehogs - So far ahead of the rest of this crap league it isn't funny. They won't lose until they play the East in week 20.
2) Minnesota Marauders - Top player threat is a CB that has scored 1 TD. Good job.
3) Austin Longhorns - Yeah, you're not gonna be three five games from now. Enjoy it while it lasts.
4) Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals - Played like crap but still got the win, which is encouraging. My FB had three carries for 4.5 yards, 10 receiving yards, and fumbled; and jumped back into the top ten in the Offensive MVP race, which pretty much convinces me Bort is fucking with the MVP formula again.
5) Bortsville Mystery Nerf - The Pecan Sandies are biding their time...
6) New Jersey Battalion - I really like these guys, I hadn't watched them until scouting for our game, and they do a really good job of preparing for their opponent.
7) Northwest Mighthawks - Suddenly not craptastic, those sandbags are coming right off with a playoff spot on the line.
8) Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens - Definitely in the playoffs.
9) Houston Toros - Remarkable resolve after a 0-6 start.
10) Timpanogos Thunder - Could squeak in the playoffs.
11) SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL - IT'S OVER, BETTER LUCK NEXT SEASON.
12) Las Vegas Flyin' Elvis - Welcome to the pros.
13) Dead Man's Hand - Getting better by the week, and will be a force next year.
14-16) crap
1) Chicago Hedgehogs - So far ahead of the rest of this crap league it isn't funny. They won't lose until they play the East in week 20.
2) Minnesota Marauders - Top player threat is a CB that has scored 1 TD. Good job.
3) Austin Longhorns - Yeah, you're not gonna be three five games from now. Enjoy it while it lasts.
4) Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals - Played like crap but still got the win, which is encouraging. My FB had three carries for 4.5 yards, 10 receiving yards, and fumbled; and jumped back into the top ten in the Offensive MVP race, which pretty much convinces me Bort is fucking with the MVP formula again.
5) Bortsville Mystery Nerf - The Pecan Sandies are biding their time...
6) New Jersey Battalion - I really like these guys, I hadn't watched them until scouting for our game, and they do a really good job of preparing for their opponent.
7) Northwest Mighthawks - Suddenly not craptastic, those sandbags are coming right off with a playoff spot on the line.
8) Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens - Definitely in the playoffs.
9) Houston Toros - Remarkable resolve after a 0-6 start.
10) Timpanogos Thunder - Could squeak in the playoffs.
11) SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL - IT'S OVER, BETTER LUCK NEXT SEASON.
12) Las Vegas Flyin' Elvis - Welcome to the pros.
13) Dead Man's Hand - Getting better by the week, and will be a force next year.
14-16) crap






























