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Week 10 12/30/2009
Naga:
NBA Jam (6-3) vs. Anchorage Northern Lights (2-7)
Cambodia Mountain Men (7-2) vs. Bacolod Skullcrushers (3-6)
Portland Dirty Penguins (8-1) vs. Bali Insurrection (2-7)
Winona Warriors (7-2) vs. Beijing Black Dragons (8-1)
Pa Dong Dragons (1-8) vs. Mekong Delta Force (5-4)
East St Louis Tire Fires (7-2) vs. Palembang Drunken Monks (5-4)
Mongolian Horde (1-8) vs. Phnom Penh Warriors (2-7)
Ujung Pandang Warriors (7-2) vs. Thai Fighters (4-5)
Garuda:
Padang Orangutans (7-2) vs. Arctic Avalanche (4-5)
Oakland Naughty Ottsel (5-4) vs. Bangalore Monsoon (5-4)
Tet Offensive (9-0) vs. Batdambang Killer Koalas (6-3)
Laos King Pongers (2-7) vs. Manila Warlords (2-7)
Singapore Canes (6-3) vs. Shanghai Steelers (0-9)
Myanmar Military Junta (8-1) vs. Sydney Sharks (4-5)
Louisiana Screaming Pelicans (4-5) vs. The Manila Guerrillas (4-5)
Aggieland Fightin' Farmers (3-6) vs. Vietnamese Sweatshop (0-9)

Power Poll

Rank … Strength of Record ……. Quality of scores ................................. Team ......................... Record …
1 ......................... 25 ........................... -30.16072661 ............................ Tet Offensive ........................ 9 - 0 .................... Garuda
2 ......................... 24 ........................... -4.224423771 .................... Myanmar Military Junta ............... 8 - 1 .................... Garuda
3 ......................... 23 ........................... 41.96950571 ....................... Mekong Delta Force .................. 5 - 4 .................... Naga
4 ......................... 22 ........................... 18.30249693 .................... Beijing Black Dragons ................ 8 - 1 .................... Naga
5 ......................... 19 ........................... -16.88456545 .................... Cambodia Mountain Men ............. 7 - 2 .................... Naga
6 ......................... 18 ........................... -52.7182192 .................... Portland Dirty Penguins ............ 8 - 1 .................... Naga
7 ......................... 18 ........................... -17.89474788 ......................... Padang Orangutans .............. 7 - 2 .................... Garuda
8 ......................... 14 ........................... 9.914261003 ........................ Winona Warriors .................... 7 - 2 .................... Naga
9 ......................... 10 ........................... 21.59784257 .................... The Manila Guerrillas ................ 4 - 5 .................... Garuda
10 ......................... 9 ........................... -33.60749805 .................... Ujung Pandang Warriors ........ 7 - 2 .................... Naga
11 ......................... 9 ........................... -15.7306824 ........................... NBA Jam ........................... 6 - 3 .................... Naga
12 ......................... 6 ........................... -29.44228539 .................... East St Louis Tire Fires .......... 7 - 2 .................... Naga
13 ......................... 5 ........................... 20.80265887 ................ Palembang Drunken Monks ....... 5 - 4 .................... Naga
14 ......................... 5 ........................... 43.54799223 ............................ Thai Fighters ....................... 4 - 5 .................... Naga
15 ......................... 3 ........................... 5.287435084 ....................... Bangalore Monsoon .............. 5 - 4 .................... Garuda
16 ......................... 2 ........................... -20.33942634 ....................... Singapore Canes ................ 6 - 3 .................... Garuda
17 ......................... 2 ........................... 0.436806467 ............... Louisiana Screaming Pelicans .. 4 - 5 .................... Garuda
18 ......................... 1 ........................... -3.225566053 ........................ Arctic Avalanche …………… 4 - 5 .................... Garuda
19 ......................... 0 ........................... -7.491386532 .................... Batdambang Killer Koalas ......... 6 - 3 .................... Garuda
20 ......................... -3 ........................... 37.09067507 .................... Bacolod Skullcrushers ............... 3 - 6 .................... Naga
21 ......................... -7 ........................... 25.42939536 ...................... Phnom Penh Warriors ............ 2 - 7 .................... Naga
22 ......................... -8 ........................... -12.53670745 ......................... Sydney Sharks ..................... 4 - 5 .................... Garuda
23 ......................... -8 ........................... 31.09055032 ................ Anchorage Northern Lights ........ 2 - 7 .................... Naga
24 ......................... -10 ........................... -41.47430846 .................. Oakland Naughty Ottsel .......... 5 - 4 .................... Garuda
25 ......................... -12 ........................... 7.268446256 ...................... Manila Warlords ................... 2 - 7 .................... Garuda
26 ......................... -14 ........................... 31.74660038 ..................... Bali Insurrection …………….. 2 - 7 .................... Naga
27 ......................... -15 ........................... -7.08883309 ................ Aggieland Fightin' Farmers ........ 3 - 6 .................... Garuda
28 ......................... -23 ........................... 0.024986931 ........................ Mongolian Horde ................... 1 - 8 .................... Naga
29 ......................... -25 ........................... -9.184563671 ....................... Laos King Pongers ............... 2 - 7 .................... Garuda
30 ......................... -27 ........................... -14.84673531 ....................... Pa Dong Dragons ................ 1 - 8 .................... Naga
31 ......................... -28 ........................... 9.914485009 .................... Vietnamese Sweatshop .......... 0 - 9 .................... Garuda
32 ......................... -35 ........................... 12.42653746 .......................... Shanghai Steelers ................ 0 - 9 .................... Garuda
 
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Naga:
NBA Jam (6-3) vs. Anchorage Northern Lights (2-7)
- What the heck? Heads must be rolling in Jam-land after that AI ****-up. Meanwhile the Lights come up with a big win to stave off talk of demotion, at least for now. Heck, they are riding a two game winning streak. Were that is. Jam by 17.

Cambodia Mountain Men (7-2) vs. Bacolod Skullcrushers (3-6)
- A six game skid for the Skullcrushers, but they showed they are still dangerous with a near upset of PDP last week. Meanwhile, CMM is licking some bruises after a tough defensive win over the Delta Force last week. Are they prime for the upset. Let’s hope not. CMM by 10.

Portland Dirty Penguins (8-1) vs. Bali Insurrection (2-7)
- The Penguins survived a valiant Bacolod comeback effort last week to remain atop the Naga standings. They will face many more challenges before all is said and done, but a struggling Bali team shouldn’t be one of them. PDP by 20.

Winona Warriors (7-2) vs. Beijing Black Dragons (8-1)
- The big game of the week in Naga. A Beijing win sets up a huge showdown with PDP in a few weeks. A Winona win puts another wrinkle into the Naga playoff race. Both are coming off of big wins. Who will suffer the letdown? Warriors by 3.

Pa Dong Dragons (1-8) vs. Mekong Delta Force (5-4)
- Pa Dong needs to somehow squeeze out a couple more wins this season to avoid a 2nd consecutive demotion. They have their work cut out for them. Meanwhile, the Force have a resume of some big wins but find themselves on the edge of missing the playoffs. Doubt that will happen. Force by 17.

East St Louis Tire Fires (7-2) vs. Palembang Drunken Monks (5-4)
- Yeah, their 2nd half schedule looks pretty vicious, but stories of the demise of ESL were greatly exaggerated. The Monks face a near must win game in the midst of what could be the toughest 6 game stretch for anyone. Gut feeling they sober up enough to get this one. Monks by 3.

Mongolian Horde (1-8) vs. Phnom Penh Warriors (2-7)
- Must win time for the Horde. They still have some fight in them, but I am afraid their time has come and gone. The Warriors cement their place in the Pros for next season with a W. Warriors by 10.

Ujung Pandang Warriors (7-2) vs. Thai Fighters (4-5)
- ESL knocked a little of the shine off the Fighters last week and they now need this one to be a legitimate playoff contender. UPW may need this one also with their stretch run looking a little like hell on earth. UPW by 7.

Garuda:
Padang Orangutans (7-2) vs. Arctic Avalanche (4-5)
- A heartbreaking loss to the Pongers may cost the Avalanche a playoff slot. Can they get their act back together and pull an upset over the Orangutans? They may want to give the Farmers a call. Padang by 14.

Oakland Naughty Ottsel (5-4) vs. Bangalore Monsoon (5-4)
- It may be too early to call this an elimination game, but the loser will have a lot of work to do down the stretch. I think that the Ottsel are a bit too much smoke and mirrors. Monsoon by 14.

Tet Offensive (9-0) vs. Batdambang Killer Koalas (6-3)
- Time to start resting the starters? Just a feeling that BKK might be catching these guys at the right time. Then again, maybe not. BKK by 3.

Laos King Pongers (2-7) vs. Manila Warlords (2-7)
- The Pongers showed some bite last week with win, one that may just keep them in the Pros next season. A win here, by either team, gets them a new Pro contract. Warlords by 7.

Singapore Canes (6-3) vs. Shanghai Steelers (0-9)
- Who are these Canes? More smoke and mirrors I suspect but they pick up a cheap win here and we will see how they handle a tough stretch run. Canes by 24.

Myanmar Military Junta (8-1) vs. Sydney Sharks (4-5)
- Three losses in a row after upsetting BKK has one wondering about these Sharks. The schedule looks pretty decent for them in the 2nd half, after this one. Junta by 17.

Louisiana Screaming Pelicans (4-5) vs. The Manila Guerrillas (4-5)
- The winner of this one will have a shot at sneaking into the playoffs. The loser, nothing more than a spoiler down the stretch. LSP by 3.

Aggieland Fightin' Farmers (3-6) vs. Vietnamese Sweatshop (0-9)
- You might want to find something else to watch. Farmers by 21.
 
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I hope we win... just to make Naga a true cluster fuck down the stretch.

Football drama = win
 
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From today's Anchorage Gazette Classified Section:

"Wanted: The guru who hacked into the Jam's AI last game. Repeat performance desired. Will compensate with 2 free season tickets to Lights games and $100 in concessions credit. Free foam finger bonus if Lights pull off the miracle win. Inquire at Lights box office ASAP."
 
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Originally posted by BuddyRyans34D
From today's Anchorage Gazette Classified Section:

"Wanted: The guru who hacked into the Jam's AI last game. Repeat performance desired. Will compensate with 2 free season tickets to Lights games and $100 in concessions credit. Free foam finger bonus if Lights pull off the miracle win. Inquire at Lights box office ASAP."


does this guy know, this is just a game?
 
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Originally posted by Mad Cow
Originally posted by BuddyRyans34D

From today's Anchorage Gazette Classified Section:

"Wanted: The guru who hacked into the Jam's AI last game. Repeat performance desired. Will compensate with 2 free season tickets to Lights games and $100 in concessions credit. Free foam finger bonus if Lights pull off the miracle win. Inquire at Lights box office ASAP."


does this guy know, this is just a game?


why you gotta shit on him MC? I though it was pretty cleaver myself!
 
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Does this guy understand the expression "tongue in cheek"?

edited to add:

addressed to MC.
Edited by HaplosDog on Dec 28, 2009 13:58:14
 
MadCow420
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Originally posted by HaplosDog
Does this guy understand the expression "tongue in cheek"?

edited to add:

addressed to MC.


Great, another retard wandered away from the trailor park. Why cant people who dont ever post, keep it that way. Some people just arent cut out for socializing.


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Originally posted by BuddyRyans34D
From today's Anchorage Gazette Classified Section:

"Wanted: The guru who hacked into the Jam's AI last game. Repeat performance desired. Will compensate with 2 free season tickets to Lights games and $100 in concessions credit. Free foam finger bonus if Lights pull off the miracle win. Inquire at Lights box office ASAP."


LMAO.

Miracle about sums it up though... that's a crazy stretch of Gold the Jam have got there.
 
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Naga:
NBA Jam (6-3) vs. Anchorage Northern Lights (2-7)
Cambodia Mountain Men (7-2) vs. Bacolod Skullcrushers (3-6)
Portland Dirty Penguins (8-1) vs. Bali Insurrection (2-7)
Winona Warriors (7-2) vs. Beijing Black Dragons (8-1)
Pa Dong Dragons (1-8) vs. Mekong Delta Force (5-4)
East St Louis Tire Fires (7-2) vs. Palembang Drunken Monks (5-4)
Mongolian Horde (1-8) vs. Phnom Penh Warriors (2-7)
Ujung Pandang Warriors (7-2) vs. Thai Fighters (4-5)
Garuda:
Padang Orangutans (7-2) vs. Arctic Avalanche (4-5)
Oakland Naughty Ottsel (5-4) vs. Bangalore Monsoon (5-4)
Tet Offensive (9-0) vs. Batdambang Killer Koalas (6-3)
Laos King Pongers (2-7) vs. Manila Warlords (2-7)
Singapore Canes (6-3) vs. Shanghai Steelers (0-9)
Myanmar Military Junta (8-1) vs. Sydney Sharks (4-5)
Louisiana Screaming Pelicans (4-5) vs. The Manila Guerrillas (4-5)
Aggieland Fightin' Farmers (3-6) vs. Vietnamese Sweatshop (0-9)
 
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Originally posted by Polorl69
Naga:
NBA Jam (6-3) vs. Anchorage Northern Lights (2-7)
Cambodia Mountain Men (7-2) vs. Bacolod Skullcrushers (3-6)
Portland Dirty Penguins (8-1) vs. Bali Insurrection (2-7)
Winona Warriors (7-2) vs. Beijing Black Dragons (8-1)
Pa Dong Dragons (1-8) vs. Mekong Delta Force (5-4)
East St Louis Tire Fires (7-2) vs. Palembang Drunken Monks (5-4)
Mongolian Horde (1-8) vs. Phnom Penh Warriors (2-7)
Ujung Pandang Warriors (7-2) vs. Thai Fighters (4-5)
Garuda:
Padang Orangutans (7-2) vs. Arctic Avalanche (4-5)
Oakland Naughty Ottsel (5-4) vs. Bangalore Monsoon (5-4)
Tet Offensive (9-0) vs. Batdambang Killer Koalas (6-3)
Laos King Pongers (2-7) vs. Manila Warlords (2-7)
Singapore Canes (6-3) vs. Shanghai Steelers (0-9)
Myanmar Military Junta (8-1) vs. Sydney Sharks (4-5)
Louisiana Screaming Pelicans (4-5) vs. The Manila Guerrillas (4-5)
Aggieland Fightin' Farmers (3-6) vs. Vietnamese Sweatshop (0-9)



lol fuck you asshole
 
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Another great write-up!
 
Polorl69
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you guys haven't really played anyone, and the few good teams you did play whooped ya, so sorry I have to pick against ya!

you could say the same about TET?
 
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Originally posted by Mad Cow
Some people just arent cut out for socializing...


the irony of this post gets even thicker a few posts later...


Originally posted by Mad Cow
fuck you asshole...


lol@cow...

god forbid anyone else try posting in this forum...
Edited by Victory Jones on Dec 28, 2009 16:52:07
 
Daedalus
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Originally posted by Mad Cow
does this guy know, this is just a game?


Does this guy know what creative writing and/or friendly banter is?
 
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