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Track6Track7
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The West still sucks. On to the rankings:

1) Minnesota Marauders - The Marauders jump up to number one in this week's Kampfire after a brutal dispatching of the hapless and inferior Kampers. With three quality wins stemming from solid scouting and gameplanning, it's tough to argue these guys aren't the class of the league right now. Yeah, no jokes this week, sorry.
2) Chicago Hedgehogs - The Hedgehogs will finally stop kicking the crap out of bottomfeeders and start getting real, as the next four weeks for these guys are Bortsville, Minnesota, CCIA, and Ketchikan. Then more bottomfeeders.
3) Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals - Kampers hung in there with a team that has way, way more talent than they do in a week where most impartial observers expected them to lose by 80 or more. Brutal schedule continues with a huge matchup against Austin this week involving the two best offensive players in USA Pro West.
4) Austin Longhorns - Austin's impressive win over the SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL definitely was an attention-grabber. Were previously ranked lower due to SOFPM kicking their ass, but SOFPM is kicking everyone's ass, so I don't really think that matters that much.
5) Bortsville Mystery Nerf - Righted the ship with a very solid win over CCIA. I'm not really sure that Austin will beat them or anything, I'm just ranking Austin higher since we play them this week.
6) Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens - Another coin-flip here with the SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL. Giving CCIA the nod because they've only lost one in a row.
7) SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL - THE NEXT TWO GAMES ARE CRITICAL FOR THEIR PLAYOFF HOPES.
8) New Jersey Battalion - Playing crappy teams but beating them like they should. I bet they'd love to have some of those painful early seasons losses back- will be trouble for somebody in the playoffs.
9) Houston Toros - I have never seen a team get screwed this bad by their schedule since I have been playing GLB.
10) Las Vegas Flyin' Elvis - Pull some upsets in the next few weeks and they might squeak into the playoffs.
11) Northwest Mighthawks - Probably still terrible, but they're not losing any more.
12) Timpanogos Thunder - Will win their next three to stave off relegation, which pisses me off.
13) Dead Man's Hand - Not their season.
14) Columbus Bucks - Blah.
15) Tallahassee Seminoles - Double blah.
16) D-League Dream Team - Yay, I'm done!
 
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thx.. one of the few remaining things i look forward to every other day ..but...

9) Houston Toros - I have never seen a team get screwed this bad by their schedule since I have been playing GLB.

... please...

http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?season=12&team_id=1637

playing 7 playoff teams in the first 8 weeks (and 9 in 11 including all 8 from the west and top team from the east) will be tough to trump... nice attempt by the Toros schedule thus far but they have 4 easy ones coming up.


 
WiSeIVIaN
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Since we are playing SEAPL's 3rd beast team in that stupid regional challenge, I demand you rank us 3rd next week....
 
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I love these things. Even if Austin is an after thought each week.
 
Track6Track7
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Originally posted by BuddyHorn
I love these things. Even if Austin is an after thought each week.


Until last week, you had been beaten 55-0 by a team that's way better than anyone in the West in your only game that didn't involve the four worst teams in the West. You were an afterthought because the supercomputer had no opportunity to judge how good or bad you were relative to the other playoff teams. After you finally played a team in a game that allowed the supercomputer to compare you to the other West teams, you moved up from 7th to 4th and I even said you got everyone's attention with an impressive win. Not sure what else you want.
 
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Originally posted by Track6Track7
Until last week, you had been beaten 55-0 by a team that's way better than anyone in the West in your only game that didn't involve the four worst teams in the West. You were an afterthought because the supercomputer had no opportunity to judge how good or bad you were relative to the other playoff teams. After you finally played a team in a game that allowed the supercomputer to compare you to the other West teams, you moved up from 7th to 4th and I even said you got everyone's attention with an impressive win. Not sure what else you want.


I would want a cupcake
 
kurieg
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Cupcake sounds good to me.
 
BuddyHorn
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Cup cake sounds awesome. TBH.
 
Track6Track7
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Originally posted by BuddyHorn
Cup cake sounds awesome. TBH.


Think you already had one.
 
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Kampers
 
kurieg
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Thanks for the cupcake!
 


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