Warrior General Games

Week 7 12/24/2009
Naga:
Thai Fighters vs. Beijing Black Dragons
Anchorage Northern Lights vs. Cambodia Mountain Men
Bacolod Skullcrushers vs. East St Louis Tire Fires
Palembang Drunken Monks vs. NBA Jam
Mongolian Horde vs. Pa Dong Dragons
Phnom Penh Warriors vs. Portland Dirty Penguins
Mekong Delta Force vs. Ujung Pandang Warriors
Bali Insurrection vs. Winona Warriors
Garuda:
Bangalore Monsoon vs. Aggieland Fightin' Farmers
Shanghai Steelers vs. Batdambang Killer Koalas
Vietnamese Sweatshop vs. Laos King Pongers
The Manila Guerrillas vs. Myanmar Military Junta
Manila Warlords vs. Oakland Naughty Ottsel
Louisiana Screaming Pelicans vs. Padang Orangutans
Arctic Avalanche vs. Singapore Canes
Sydney Sharks vs. Tet Offensive

Power Rankings
Rank … Strength of Record ……. Quality of scores ................................. Team ......................... Record …
1 ......................... 10 ........................... 12.58709375 .................... Beijing Black Dragons ................ 6 - 0 .................... Naga
2 ......................... 9 ........................... 0.241069296 ............................ Tet Offensive ........................ 6 - 0 .................... Garuda
3 ......................... 9 ........................... -64.58715185 .................... Portland Dirty Penguins ............ 6 - 0 .................... Naga
4 ......................... 8 ........................... 10.88358152 ................ Palembang Drunken Monks ....... 5 - 1 .................... Naga
5 ......................... 8 ........................... -9.66585752 .................... Myanmar Military Junta ............... 5 - 1 .................... Garuda
6 ......................... 8 ........................... -4.475909125 .................... Cambodia Mountain Men ............. 4 - 2 .................... Naga
7 ......................... 7 ........................... 11.14438813 ........................ Winona Warriors .................... 5 - 1 .................... Naga
8 ......................... 7 ........................... 21.02730076 ....................... Mekong Delta Force .................. 3 - 3 .................... Naga
9 ......................... 6 ........................... 5.956789632 .................... The Manila Guerrillas ................ 3 - 3 .................... Garuda
10 ......................... 5 ........................... -27.34258727 ......................... Padang Orangutans .............. 4 - 2 .................... Garuda
11 ......................... 5 ........................... 17.09017723 .................... Bacolod Skullcrushers ............... 3 - 3 .................... Naga
12 ......................... 3 ........................... -1.851721743 ....................... Bangalore Monsoon .............. 4 - 2 .................... Garuda
13 ......................... 3 ........................... 4.872692592 ........................ Arctic Avalanche …………… 3 - 3 .................... Garuda
14 ......................... 2 ........................... -25.50116763 .................... Ujung Pandang Warriors ........ 5 - 1 .................... Naga
15 ......................... 2 ........................... -17.23432063 ........................... NBA Jam ........................... 4 - 2 .................... Naga
16 ......................... 0 ........................... -3.139497135 ......................... Sydney Sharks ..................... 4 - 2 .................... Garuda
17 ......................... -1 ........................... -9.771850699 ............... Louisiana Screaming Pelicans .. 2 - 4 .................... Garuda
18 ......................... -1 ........................... 24.06440126 ...................... Phnom Penh Warriors ............ 1 - 5 .................... Naga
19 ......................... -2 ........................... -17.53977547 ....................... Singapore Canes ................ 4 - 2 .................... Garuda
20 ......................... -2 ........................... -16.68692805 ................ Aggieland Fightin' Farmers ........ 3 - 3 .................... Garuda
21 ......................... -2 ........................... 24.0339094 ........................ Mongolian Horde ................... 1 - 5 .................... Naga
22 ......................... -3 ........................... 22.83996217 ............................ Thai Fighters ....................... 2 - 4 .................... Naga
23 ......................... -4 ........................... -18.33740631 .................... East St Louis Tire Fires .......... 4 - 2 .................... Naga
24 ......................... -4 ........................... 8.827360028 .................... Batdambang Killer Koalas ......... 3 - 3 .................... Garuda
25 ......................... -4 ........................... 5.53102856 ..................... Bali Insurrection …………….. 2 - 4 .................... Naga
26 ......................... -4 ........................... 44.80789627 ................ Anchorage Northern Lights ........ 0 - 6 .................... Naga
27 ......................... -6 ........................... -20.47583921 .................. Oakland Naughty Ottsel .......... 3 - 3 .................... Garuda
28 ......................... -7 ........................... 6.469375568 ...................... Manila Warlords ................... 1 - 5 .................... Garuda
29 ......................... -10 ........................... 18.19141372 ....................... Pa Dong Dragons ................ 0 - 6 .................... Naga
30 ......................... -11 ........................... 2.082789661 .................... Vietnamese Sweatshop .......... 0 - 6 .................... Garuda
31 ......................... -15 ........................... 1.181676331 .......................... Shanghai Steelers ................ 0 - 6 .................... Garuda
32 ......................... -16 ........................... -5.222893238 ....................... Laos King Pongers ............... 0 - 6 .................... Garuda

Ooo, Mekong and Ujung.

Will Mekong avenge last season's loss?
http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=818027

Good luck fellas.

Originally posted by Sahoj
Ooo, Mekong and Ujung.

Will Mekong avenge last season's loss?
http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=818027

Good luck fellas.

how the heck did we give up so many points?

we allowed 2 yards per carry and only allowed 35% completion rate.

damn fumbles it seems. :\

I think Brown was still trying to run people over back then. Haha.

I got some quotes from owners, GMs, players, and agents for some fun with this week's picks:


Naga:
Thai Fighters vs. Beijing Black Dragons
When asked about the Fighters ability to hand Beijing its first loss of the season, an unnamed Black Dragon GM had this to say: “Get this big walking carpet out of my way”. Beijing by 10.

Anchorage Northern Lights vs. Cambodia Mountain Men
The Cambodian owner was asked if they had anything special to throw at the 0-6 Lights. His reply: “That’s classified. If I tell you I’ll have to kill you”. Cambodia by 20.

Bacolod Skullcrushers vs. East St Louis Tire Fires
An anonymous ESL agent was asked about Bacolod's offensive weapons. His response: “You call that a knife? That’s not a knife. This is a knife” ESL by 7.

Palembang Drunken Monks vs. NBA Jam
As they prepared for the Monks, one Jam player was asked about the early season loss to Bali. His response: “Ever wish you could freeze frame a moment in your day and look at it and say ‘this is not my life’” Jam by 3.

Mongolian Horde vs. Pa Dong Dragons
With both teams fighting for their Pro future, the Horde owner had this to say: “This isn’t personal, Kay. This is business” Horde by 3.

Phnom Penh Warriors vs. Portland Dirty Penguins
PDP owner had these words for his fellow SEAPL owner in Phnom Penh: “The almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he’s pretty sure you’re fucked”. PDP by 20.

Mekong Delta Force vs. Ujung Pandang Warriors
A Mekong agent was asked about their matchup with UPW. His response: “Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?" UPW by 1.

Bali Insurrection vs. Winona Warriors
A Winona GM was ask if he had any advice for the Bali players. He gave us this quote: “Fasten your seatbelts. It’s going to be a bumpy ride” Winona by 20.

Garuda:
Bangalore Monsoon vs. Aggieland Fightin' Farmers
The Monsoon owner was asked if he had any words for the Farmers before their matchup. He told me, “Say hello to my little friend”. Monsoon by 10.

Shanghai Steelers vs. Batdambang Killer Koalas
A BKK defensive player was asked if they had any special schemes in line for Shanghai. Just one, he said. “He-e-e-e-re’s Johnny!” BKK by 20.

Vietnamese Sweatshop vs. Laos King Pongers
When asked if they expected a sellout for two teams that are a combined 0-12, a Sweatshop GM had this to say: “We all go a little mad sometimes”. Sweatshop by 7.

The Manila Guerrillas vs. Myanmar Military Junta
When asked about the Guerrillas recent slide, the Myanmar owner came up with this: “I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like victory”. MMJ by 14.

Manila Warlords vs. Oakland Naughty Ottsel
The Warlords owner save me this quote to forward to the management team in Oakland: “I’ll get you, my pretty. And your little dog too”. Warlords by 7.

Louisiana Screaming Pelicans vs. Padang Orangutans
An Orangutan GM gave me this little tidbit about their gameplan: “At my signal, unleash hell”. Padang by 10.

Arctic Avalanche vs. Singapore Canes
Artic was asked about the upstart Canes and simply responded: “Hasta la vista, baby”. Artic by 6.

Sydney Sharks vs. Tet Offensive
When told that some thought the Shark could hand Tet their first loss of the season, an unnamed Tet player gave this response: “What we have here is a failure to communicate”. Tet by 20.

ESL gets skull crushed by bacolod

love the movie quotes jmarter i knew most of them but i can't put my finger on this one “The almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he’s pretty sure you’re fucked”.

Originally posted by Polorl69
love the movie quotes jmarter i knew most of them but i can't put my finger on this one “The almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he’s pretty sure you’re fucked”.

William Wallace?

Originally posted by Polorl69
love the movie quotes jmarter i knew most of them but i can't put my finger on this one “The almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he’s pretty sure you’re fucked”.

the crazy irish man in brave heart!

I knew i have heard it before i just couldn't put my finger on it...you need to do this every week!!

we have a whole team named after movie characters http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=1293

I hope your predictions are correct, going to be a tough game

Originally posted by jmarter
I got some quotes from owners, GMs, players, and agents for some fun with this week's picks:


Naga:
Thai Fighters vs. Beijing Black Dragons
When asked about the Fighters ability to hand Beijing its first loss of the season, an unnamed Black Dragon GM had this to say: “Get this big walking carpet out of my way”. Beijing by 10.

Anchorage Northern Lights vs. Cambodia Mountain Men
The Cambodian owner was asked if they had anything special to throw at the 0-6 Lights. His reply: “That’s classified. If I tell you I’ll have to kill you”. Cambodia by 20.

Bacolod Skullcrushers vs. East St Louis Tire Fires
An anonymous ESL agent was asked about Bacolod's offensive weapons. His response: “You call that a knife? That’s not a knife. This is a knife” ESL by 7.

Palembang Drunken Monks vs. NBA Jam
As they prepared for the Monks, one Jam player was asked about the early season loss to Bali. His response: “Ever wish you could freeze frame a moment in your day and look at it and say ‘this is not my life’” Jam by 3.

Mongolian Horde vs. Pa Dong Dragons
With both teams fighting for their Pro future, the Horde owner had this to say: “This isn’t personal, Kay. This is business” Horde by 3.

Phnom Penh Warriors vs. Portland Dirty Penguins
PDP owner had these words for his fellow SEAPL owner in Phnom Penh: “The almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he’s pretty sure you’re fucked”. PDP by 20.

Mekong Delta Force vs. Ujung Pandang Warriors
A Mekong agent was asked about their matchup with UPW. His response: “Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?" UPW by 1.

Bali Insurrection vs. Winona Warriors
A Winona GM was ask if he had any advice for the Bali players. He gave us this quote: “Fasten your seatbelts. It’s going to be a bumpy ride” Winona by 20.

Garuda:
Bangalore Monsoon vs. Aggieland Fightin' Farmers
The Monsoon owner was asked if he had any words for the Farmers before their matchup. He told me, “Say hello to my little friend”. Monsoon by 10.

Shanghai Steelers vs. Batdambang Killer Koalas
A BKK defensive player was asked if they had any special schemes in line for Shanghai. Just one, he said. “He-e-e-e-re’s Johnny!” BKK by 20.

Vietnamese Sweatshop vs. Laos King Pongers
When asked if they expected a sellout for two teams that are a combined 0-12, a Sweatshop GM had this to say: “We all go a little mad sometimes”. Sweatshop by 7.

The Manila Guerrillas vs. Myanmar Military Junta
When asked about the Guerrillas recent slide, the Myanmar owner came up with this: “I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like victory”. MMJ by 14.

Manila Warlords vs. Oakland Naughty Ottsel
The Warlords owner save me this quote to forward to the management team in Oakland: “I’ll get you, my pretty. And your little dog too”. Warlords by 7.

Louisiana Screaming Pelicans vs. Padang Orangutans
An Orangutan GM gave me this little tidbit about their gameplan: “At my signal, unleash hell”. Padang by 10.

Arctic Avalanche vs. Singapore Canes
Artic was asked about the upstart Canes and simply responded: “Hasta la vista, baby”. Artic by 6.

Sydney Sharks vs. Tet Offensive
When told that some thought the Shark could hand Tet their first loss of the season, an unnamed Tet player gave this response: “What we have here is a failure to communicate”. Tet by 20.


Awesome, just awesome

Originally posted by Polorl69
I knew i have heard it before i just couldn't put my finger on it...you need to do this every week!!

we have a whole team named after movie characters http://goallineblitz.com/game/team.pl?team_id=1293

That's pretty awesome...I only have 3

I wouldn't say a whole team but a good part seem to be. Never heard of the tight end in the movies.

Originally posted by Steve Orlando
I wouldn't say a whole team but a good part seem to be. Never heard of the tight end in the movies.

originally 5 of us created all the players on the team, 1 guy backed out and retired his players at the end of last season so we had to bring in 10 new players....so all but 10 or so are movie characters