I'm really tempted to break out the line about how impressed I am that the West managed to win eight games this week after last week's dismal showing, but that would be like the third time I've used it in a Kampfire, so I won't. On to the rankings:
1) Bortsville Pecan Sandies - THEY HAVE VANQUISHED THE DASTARDLY TIMPANOGOS THUNDER, GLORY SHALL BE THEIRS! (plus we play them in a couple of days so I'll just go ahead and cover my bases for when we lose.)
2) Chicago Hedgehogs - Wise|V|an showed why he has earned the admiration and trust of GLBs finest recruits, backing up his sweet, sweet promises to the young star QB by getting him ahead of one of the fullbacks in the MVP race.
3) Minnesota Marauders - FRIENDS OF KAMPERS! Pulled off an upset of staggering proportions against the invincible Mighthawks that will be talked about ten seasons from now. (Minnesota will still be in USA Pro to hear people talking about it, I feel obligated to add.)
4) SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL - They've lost to the only good teams they've played, but they aren't losing to bad ones like the rest of you suckbuckets.
5) Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals - Secret to the Kampers' success this season? The best defensive WR in USA Pro West, Jack Burden. (http://goallineblitz.com/game/player_awards.pl?player_id=562827 )
6) [nobody deserves six right now.]
7) Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens - I want to skip seven, too, but I'll stick them here to reward them for beating the Battalion (who have 74 chemistry on top of not being very good to begin with) by three points. Awesome job!
8) Austin Longhorns - They did beat a team that isn't gutted in a scrim, so that's something I can compliment them for. Thanks guys!
9) New Jersey Battalion - They are at least scrapping.
10) Houston Toros - Yeah, I said last week that the playoff spots are locked up and these guys were in, but here's what I'm thinking now. They're 0-2, next four games are against Bortsville, Minnesota, CCIA, and the Hedgehogs, which starts them out 1-5 or 0-6 more likely than not. May be tough to come out of the morale spiral, even though they're a good team. I'd pull out all the stops guys, the vultures are circling.
11) Dead Man's Hand - I'm honestly worried about them. I don't care what players they have, it's still the Wolfpack to me.
12) Northwest Mighthawks - Classic Mighthawk sandbagging, don't say I didn't warn you.
13 and 14 in no particular order) Las Vegas Flyin' Elvis/Timpanogos Thunder/Columbus Bucks - I'll make up for six here. All seem to not be totally gutted anymore.
15) D-League Dream Team - Have a win.
16) Tallahassee Seminoles - This is seriously starting to scare me. You have a roster, fucking do something. Pick a WR and target him 800 times like TSE, I don't care. Just do something. I don't trust you guys, you're cooking up something evil. I know it. And I don't want to be around when the shit hits the fan, because I'm sure it will be the most macabre spectacle in the history of dot football MMORPGs. Ugh, I need a drink to settle my nerves. *slams mic to the ground, storms off*
1) Bortsville Pecan Sandies - THEY HAVE VANQUISHED THE DASTARDLY TIMPANOGOS THUNDER, GLORY SHALL BE THEIRS! (plus we play them in a couple of days so I'll just go ahead and cover my bases for when we lose.)
2) Chicago Hedgehogs - Wise|V|an showed why he has earned the admiration and trust of GLBs finest recruits, backing up his sweet, sweet promises to the young star QB by getting him ahead of one of the fullbacks in the MVP race.
3) Minnesota Marauders - FRIENDS OF KAMPERS! Pulled off an upset of staggering proportions against the invincible Mighthawks that will be talked about ten seasons from now. (Minnesota will still be in USA Pro to hear people talking about it, I feel obligated to add.)
4) SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL - They've lost to the only good teams they've played, but they aren't losing to bad ones like the rest of you suckbuckets.
5) Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals - Secret to the Kampers' success this season? The best defensive WR in USA Pro West, Jack Burden. (http://goallineblitz.com/game/player_awards.pl?player_id=562827 )
6) [nobody deserves six right now.]
7) Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens - I want to skip seven, too, but I'll stick them here to reward them for beating the Battalion (who have 74 chemistry on top of not being very good to begin with) by three points. Awesome job!
8) Austin Longhorns - They did beat a team that isn't gutted in a scrim, so that's something I can compliment them for. Thanks guys!
9) New Jersey Battalion - They are at least scrapping.
10) Houston Toros - Yeah, I said last week that the playoff spots are locked up and these guys were in, but here's what I'm thinking now. They're 0-2, next four games are against Bortsville, Minnesota, CCIA, and the Hedgehogs, which starts them out 1-5 or 0-6 more likely than not. May be tough to come out of the morale spiral, even though they're a good team. I'd pull out all the stops guys, the vultures are circling.
11) Dead Man's Hand - I'm honestly worried about them. I don't care what players they have, it's still the Wolfpack to me.
12) Northwest Mighthawks - Classic Mighthawk sandbagging, don't say I didn't warn you.
13 and 14 in no particular order) Las Vegas Flyin' Elvis/Timpanogos Thunder/Columbus Bucks - I'll make up for six here. All seem to not be totally gutted anymore.
15) D-League Dream Team - Have a win.
16) Tallahassee Seminoles - This is seriously starting to scare me. You have a roster, fucking do something. Pick a WR and target him 800 times like TSE, I don't care. Just do something. I don't trust you guys, you're cooking up something evil. I know it. And I don't want to be around when the shit hits the fan, because I'm sure it will be the most macabre spectacle in the history of dot football MMORPGs. Ugh, I need a drink to settle my nerves. *slams mic to the ground, storms off*
Edited by Track6Track7 on Dec 14, 2009 19:52:41
