I was informed that if i didnt post a post-pre-season rankins, i woulds get fired from the Kamp Nursing station, so wit much haste and some hurry i will pump these out faster than oinky when he watched that last movie wit that Fox girl, or wai, i gots better, i wills pump this out fasta than that Tim Teblow fella pumped out tears. Actually, that hurt my souls cause i reckon i have fallen pray to the Teblow sickness and just happen to think he shall make a good Monk in asialand.
1) Grand Haven Mist- Wait a gosh damn minute! When did the Demi-God Ubangee Ubangee joins your team? He was the reason weez has a trophy!
2) Over The Rhine Red Dots- Decided to come back and kick ass here rather than WL. Tooly plans to visit AAA next season and make a youtube video explainging how he is playing a joke on Bort
3) Minneapolis Masterminds- Our MM is betta than yours, so blow on my pop!
4) Atlanta Perpetrating Penguins- Are you down with APP, im down with APP
5) ***Official*** Footballguys- When does your WL tour begin?
6) The Blazing Chocolate Turtles- Ummm, i thought you died in a fire...
7) South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice- a little birdie said you were good, i shot him for saying that.
8) Czech Yourself- Welcome to America you commies!
9) Pittsburgh Steel Riders- FAGS!
10) Oregon Ducks- Mallards to be exact
11) Louisville Baby Kittens- Is it time for simba to grow up?
12) Vancouver Lions- Mufasa Mufasa Mufasa
13) Tennessee Fury- Wont be good till they start VY!
14) Detroit Demon Lions- TSE wins some award then everyone is envious cause he is amazing!
15) American Freedom- Where is this freedom you speak of?
16) Louisville Nighthawks- I think Cheney put the Nighthawk on the endangered list...
1) Grand Haven Mist- Wait a gosh damn minute! When did the Demi-God Ubangee Ubangee joins your team? He was the reason weez has a trophy!
2) Over The Rhine Red Dots- Decided to come back and kick ass here rather than WL. Tooly plans to visit AAA next season and make a youtube video explainging how he is playing a joke on Bort
3) Minneapolis Masterminds- Our MM is betta than yours, so blow on my pop!
4) Atlanta Perpetrating Penguins- Are you down with APP, im down with APP
5) ***Official*** Footballguys- When does your WL tour begin?
6) The Blazing Chocolate Turtles- Ummm, i thought you died in a fire...
7) South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice- a little birdie said you were good, i shot him for saying that.
8) Czech Yourself- Welcome to America you commies!
9) Pittsburgh Steel Riders- FAGS!
10) Oregon Ducks- Mallards to be exact
11) Louisville Baby Kittens- Is it time for simba to grow up?
12) Vancouver Lions- Mufasa Mufasa Mufasa
13) Tennessee Fury- Wont be good till they start VY!
14) Detroit Demon Lions- TSE wins some award then everyone is envious cause he is amazing!
15) American Freedom- Where is this freedom you speak of?
16) Louisville Nighthawks- I think Cheney put the Nighthawk on the endangered list...






























