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Ladyzman
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I was informed that if i didnt post a post-pre-season rankins, i woulds get fired from the Kamp Nursing station, so wit much haste and some hurry i will pump these out faster than oinky when he watched that last movie wit that Fox girl, or wai, i gots better, i wills pump this out fasta than that Tim Teblow fella pumped out tears. Actually, that hurt my souls cause i reckon i have fallen pray to the Teblow sickness and just happen to think he shall make a good Monk in asialand.

1) Grand Haven Mist- Wait a gosh damn minute! When did the Demi-God Ubangee Ubangee joins your team? He was the reason weez has a trophy!
2) Over The Rhine Red Dots- Decided to come back and kick ass here rather than WL. Tooly plans to visit AAA next season and make a youtube video explainging how he is playing a joke on Bort
3) Minneapolis Masterminds- Our MM is betta than yours, so blow on my pop!
4) Atlanta Perpetrating Penguins- Are you down with APP, im down with APP
5) ***Official*** Footballguys- When does your WL tour begin?
6) The Blazing Chocolate Turtles- Ummm, i thought you died in a fire...
7) South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice- a little birdie said you were good, i shot him for saying that.
8) Czech Yourself- Welcome to America you commies!
9) Pittsburgh Steel Riders- FAGS!
10) Oregon Ducks- Mallards to be exact
11) Louisville Baby Kittens- Is it time for simba to grow up?
12) Vancouver Lions- Mufasa Mufasa Mufasa
13) Tennessee Fury- Wont be good till they start VY!
14) Detroit Demon Lions- TSE wins some award then everyone is envious cause he is amazing!
15) American Freedom- Where is this freedom you speak of?
16) Louisville Nighthawks- I think Cheney put the Nighthawk on the endangered list...
 
jktooley
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Czech Yourself too high.

OTR too high.

DDL too low.

no wait. Too high.
 
Track6Track7
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Originally posted by Ladyzman
1) Grand Haven Mist- Wait a gosh damn minute! When did the Demi-God Ubangee Ubangee joins your team? He was the reason weez has a trophy!


They have Zubaga too. Truly the halcyon days of the Ketchikan defense were when we had Jim Naples, Tandem Bike, and Zubaga Zubaga rotating at safety. But alas, he moved on to bigger and better things, such a talent deserved a bigger stage and more glory than we could provide. They shall always be a part of Kamper lore, however.
 
Bone Saw
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Man the East is deep, there are 11+ teams that are good enough to make the playoffs.
 
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FireDown!
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Czech Yourself 2 low....
 
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Originally posted by Bone Saw
Man the East is deep, there are 11+ teams that are good enough to make the playoffs.


i know, almost 20.
 


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