Man, the East is a crapload better than the West this season. Y'all embarass me. On to the rankings:
1) Northwest Mighthawks - Watching them sandbag is like the paradox about whether god can create a rock so heavy he can't lift it. You would think they are so good that it would be impossible for them to lose on purpose, but on the other hand, nothing is beyond the grasp of their power, even losing.
2) Chicago Hedgehogs - One of the interesting subplots of this season will be if offensive mastermind Wise|V|an can keep his star QB from losing offensive MVP to a fullback.
3) Bortsville Mystery Nerf - Easily the most impressive preseason effort of any West team, unless the Minnesota Masterminds are just unbelievably awesome or something.
4) Minnesota Marauders - The supercomputer says, "Meh."
5) Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens - Looking pretty good up until today. Some kind of Mexican holiday or something?
6) SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL - It's a good thing Georgia sucks, because that's the only thing keeping Florida from floating away. Wait, that's not a good thing....
T7) Austin Longhorns/Houston Toros - I think this is the same team.
9) Las Vegas Flyin' Elvis - Brutal preseason schedule, jury is still out.
10) Timpanogos Thunder - Seriously, have I mentioned that I hate you? I don't really get an opportunity to mention that enough since you all never post.
11) Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals - The power rankings have spoken; sorry guys, maybe we'll be better next season.
12) New Jersey Battalion - Hey, if you can beat TSE at his own game, you're doing something right.
13) Columbus Bucks - Did win a scrim, gave up less than 100 in two!
14) Dead Man's Hand - They've at least got some teeth.
15) Tallahassee seminoles - I'm not sure if this is a real team or not.
16) D-League Dream Team - C'mon, step it up guys.
1) Northwest Mighthawks - Watching them sandbag is like the paradox about whether god can create a rock so heavy he can't lift it. You would think they are so good that it would be impossible for them to lose on purpose, but on the other hand, nothing is beyond the grasp of their power, even losing.
2) Chicago Hedgehogs - One of the interesting subplots of this season will be if offensive mastermind Wise|V|an can keep his star QB from losing offensive MVP to a fullback.
3) Bortsville Mystery Nerf - Easily the most impressive preseason effort of any West team, unless the Minnesota Masterminds are just unbelievably awesome or something.
4) Minnesota Marauders - The supercomputer says, "Meh."
5) Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens - Looking pretty good up until today. Some kind of Mexican holiday or something?
6) SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL - It's a good thing Georgia sucks, because that's the only thing keeping Florida from floating away. Wait, that's not a good thing....
T7) Austin Longhorns/Houston Toros - I think this is the same team.
9) Las Vegas Flyin' Elvis - Brutal preseason schedule, jury is still out.
10) Timpanogos Thunder - Seriously, have I mentioned that I hate you? I don't really get an opportunity to mention that enough since you all never post.
11) Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals - The power rankings have spoken; sorry guys, maybe we'll be better next season.
12) New Jersey Battalion - Hey, if you can beat TSE at his own game, you're doing something right.
13) Columbus Bucks - Did win a scrim, gave up less than 100 in two!
14) Dead Man's Hand - They've at least got some teeth.
15) Tallahassee seminoles - I'm not sure if this is a real team or not.
16) D-League Dream Team - C'mon, step it up guys.
